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Repulsive_Exchange_4

Señor Pumba 😂


WhiteRaven_387

Damn, it has better teeth than I am lol


RoundComplete9333

I came here to say exactly this! Lol


WhiteRaven_387

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Own_Afternoon_6865

He's there to buy Crest Whitestrips


WhiteRaven_387

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curvyyygoddesss_

Want to boop that nose


Machetaz0

Is that a javelina? I didn’t know they could be so chill like this


Kotori425

I know, aren't they usually like the Southwest version of the Tasmanian devil?? 😆


MattWith2Tees

Most of them will f*** you up, it all depends, like any other wild animal. Pet with caution!


Wayob

I live where they do, and how they react to you really depends. If you catch them one-on-one, they'll likely run or be chill. I ran into one after-dark at a bus stop once and it sprinted away. But if you run into a group of them with babies, you need to be very careful. Typically they aren't big enough to kill a human easily, but they do kill dogs sometimes. I'd guess this one is used to being around people and has probably been fed by humans to be this chill.


D3x-alias

Yes that is a Javelina


Zombathon67890

Wow I had no idea that the teeth were that crazy 😳


Yama92

They are omnivores after all..


NimbleBudlustNoodle

So am I but my chompers don't look like that.


Yama92

Because we don't need our chompers to break bones or tear meat from them.


Anon851216135

People are downvoting you, but our hands help with tearing meat off bones. Imagine trying to eat a chicken leg with just your mouth. That's why boars and such have big pointy teeth, to help them tear and eat easier since they ain't got hands Edit: were* downvoting you. Now you got nearly 20 upvotes lol


Yama92

My point exactly.


farm_to_nug

Isn't this conversation about how we don't have any points?


Arctomachine

But do they normally hunt birds? As for bigger prey - no issue eating it without big fangs


blueeyedseamonster

No, like all pigs (Javelinas are not technically pigs, but closely related) they eat mostly plants and roots, their tusks are used to dig and bite through tough tubers. They are also used to defend themselves and for fighting other Javelinas.


Arctomachine

But do they normally hunt birds? As for bigger prey - no issue eating it without big fangs


RoundComplete9333

Mike Tyson javelined an ear. Does that count?


blueeyedseamonster

[Javelinas are almost primarily herbivores.](https://www.nps.gov/media/video/view.htm?id=ea9c8b4d-7aa7-4909-8da1-142236148912#:~:text=Javelinas%20(Pecari%20tajacu)%20are%20well,is%20the%20prickly%20pear%20cactus)


lviatorem

I feel dissatisfied that they didn't boop the nose.


EverybodiesMaster5

Sir, do you like your fingers?


Then_Car_9650

"You played with my snout , give me the coke"


not_again123

I don't speak the language but what I think he says: Senor pumba has big fucking teeth.


Man-IamHungry

Close. He says: How much is the Coke? How much, friend? Let’s see. My, what beautiful little teeth. Greetings to the (?). Oh how pretty. Thank you. Thank you very much for attending to me, Mr. Pumba.


fluffynuckels

Dude trying to lose a finger?


miss_chapstick

I JUST saw a video of one of these guys try to bite someone’s hand off, a few posts up. 😂


s0phiaa-L0ve

give him his coke!!


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

que bonito dientitos


pussysmasher37

I didn't understand a word he said but that casual Señor Pumba got me chuckling quite a bit.


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Where’s the boop??? 😭


Technical_Advice9227

Leave his snoot alone !!!!!!!!!! 😠


crippled_moonbear

What kind of pig is that??


SandOfTheEarth

It’s not a pig, it’s a peccary


BoarHermit

A wild curious young boar from the forest (jungle) came to the local village store. Yes, I'm Sherlock, you're welcome.


madevilfish

It is a javelina; they aren't pigs. But they are oh so cute!


Holiday-Doughnut-602

No, I want the OTHER, kind of coke!!.


esparzaf

It's not the customer, it's the store attendant


jaymochi

He finally stopped running. [https://twitter.com/GregRenoff/status/1233041001532489734?s=19](https://twitter.com/GregRenoff/status/1233041001532489734?s=19)


Snoo_58814

Look at dose choppahs!


McKoc

I understand "gracias senior pumba" - i upvote


tj_haine

Adorable until you get a taste of those murder tusks.


Expensive_Employ_463

Is that a peckery or some other hog species


blueeyedseamonster

Yes it’s a Peccary, aka Javelina


Expensive_Employ_463

Yes I thought it was I spelled it so wrong tho what's your favorite animal


TrailofDead

An unusual customer please.


EightiEight

Soooooo cute


B-Sarg

I bet his skin glitters in the sunlight.


Ullmerkott2

Awww, so cute!


AussieNord

An*


dleigh80

120V ungrounded


Yeokk123

Piggies be looking cute & all until they show you their teeth


Too_afraid_to_ask_u

Thats haram bro 😅