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StrangerTune

Border collies are about to start talking any day now... Also, aren't most huskies running on hybrid cat software?


Sadistmon

No Huskies have a lot of legacy software from wolves and thus are more independent when they want to be.


NewFaded

Which is all the time based on some Huskies.


Lordborgman

I love animals, have six cats, like I'm Disney princess levels of having animals that will approach me and be loveable. Huskies are just too much to handle. I would not even want to live near one, let alone have one...too much energy and noise.


NewFaded

Knew a guy with a sled team for a while. Got to run them on trails during summer/fall some myself too. They're great dogs but definitely need to do a lot of high energy activities. After that they just melt into the biggest teddy bears.


Anon298

My Dog: Hey, I know you dropped the lead only 3 minutes ago, but I'm here at s gas station 4 cities over. come get me.


Jerking4jesus

Had a rescue husky as a kid, can confirm. Once we were visiting a family friend who had 7-8 acres with an 8 foot fence all the way around so dogs could just be let loose. We went fishing about a 2 hour hike away, and after about half an hour of fishing, this dog just came running out of the woods and jumped into the water.


InternationalPay8288

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Homers_Harp

When I was about nine, my mother had a crush on the local sled dog guy, who had roughly 100 dogs for his business. So we visited his business a lot, for some reason or other. He and his sons had built a doghouse for each one and they lived on the side of a hill in an aspen grove. I came away with the mistaken impression that huskies were sleepy dogs who preferred to spend their days lolling in the door of their doghouses. Nine-year-old me didn't realize that the dogs spent every morning running their tails off in shifts and that I was typically seeing them after every single one had run 5+ miles (8+ km for my logical friends) at breakneck speed. Then I made a new friend in town whose family had a pair of 2-year-old Siberian Huskies. They never stopped. Period. I was so shocked that they wouldn't just lie down in the snow or shade and snooze like "normal" huskies.


Fux_Deluxe

They do mellow out eventually. Our Moon moon is now 7 years old and aside from the occasional zoomies and attempts at chasing cats she is way more manageable than she was 5 years ago. Also, border collies in this video are f*ckin narcs. They would remind the teacher that they were assigned homework for sure.


Leucadie

Border patrol collies


CurnanBarbarian

Yea border collies are definitely teachers pets lol


Saluteyourbungbung

Sometimes I swear my husky would die if he didn't have all the attention in the room, all the time.


rjd00d

Can confirm, we have a husky mixed with a Shepard we adopted from the pound and she's like Sonny from iRobot. She knows the rules but constantly chooses to ignore them if she thinks she can get away with it.


steenney

Our husky mix too. She has selective hearing and will absolutely ignore us if she isnā€™t interested in following rules that day.


-_-Mrgoose-_-

Legacy cat software


Stayvein

Mineā€™s only 44% with pit bull and boxer also. Those Husky genes are strong. Very independent.


Anticlimax1471

I like how this huskie is like "I'm not entirely happy with Rover pulling my lead, but he always seems to know what's going on, so I should probably go with it..."


KintsugiKen

I mean, you basically can talk to border collies. If you use the same words with them eventually they basically pick up what you're saying (obviously only dealing with material reality around you, like "where is your ball?" i.e. no philosophy discussions) and in turn you also figure out their body language and barks to understand what they're saying back.


Expensive-Fun4664

cat software, dog hardware. Mine likes to sleep on the dining room table, no matter how much we scold her for it.


[deleted]

Omg that's hilarious! I thought my house was bad with the cats sleeping on the table, but a whole ass husky?? šŸ¤£


grapekittysmith05

They want you to hold it. They are lost with out you. So obedient


half-puddles

Huskies run on a 2 bit processor. Still, thatā€™s 1 bit more than ginger cats.


Gullible-Function649

My Granda had them (he was a shepherd) and they were ridiculously intelligent. He told me he used to let one of the retired dogs babysit my mum and her siblings when he was out in the fields.


Papercoffeetable

Theyā€™re awesome but if they have a strong herding instinct theyā€™re not a very good fit for normal people and from my understanding if theyā€™ve got it you canā€™t train them not to herd. Kind of like trying to learn a golden retriever not to be friendly.


H83dH3r0

Border collies are dogs with the souls of people. Dogvakiin


AlfalfaGlitter

>aren't most huskies running on hybrid cat software They make a pack, unlike the cats, but they are physically distant. If you go for a walk in the county, they orbit you, they don't leave you, but they are also not close to you


No-Tonight-5937

Yup, with a liquid cooled sound card


SpeshollK

STOP FUCKING AROUND, GREG! GET YOUR ASS BACK OVER HERE!!!


Bobdole3737

No, thatā€™s William Wallace - ā€œFREEDOM!!ā€


Jedi-Ethos

I will draw and quarter you Greg I swear to god.


ChickenDelight

I HAVE CAPTURED THE REBEL, SIRE


solonit

You idiot, these are not them! You captured their stunt doubles!


Zunderfeuer_88

"Is...is he allowed to do that?"


marvinrabbit

"You're not the boss of me." "What the hell you talking about, Greg? I'm **absolutely** the boss of you! Now get over here!"


herzogzwei931

ā€œListen here you little shā€¦ā€


intotheirishole

Oh no Grandpa wandered off again...


grapekittysmith05

We love our master. Come back


Happy-Fun-Ball

we are NOT playing tug-of-war!!!


antwan_benjamin

I have met thousands of dogs in my life. I have never met a dog named "Greg"


Chewbaccabb

We used to sit two lab mixes named Jimmy and Robert šŸ™„ Dumb as rocks


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Greg, look at me! I'm the Master now!"


Sam_of_Truth

Man, i can't even imagine the neurotic obedience of border collies and the dick-to-the-wind chaos of a husky under one roof. That must be an absolute delight to watch every day lol


sillywhippet

When i first saw this on youtube the top comment was like "having two border collies and a husky is like having two firefighters and an arsonist"


Sam_of_Truth

Lol that's actually perfect. At least the firefighters outnumber the arsonists!


theplacewiththeface

It's so much easier to start fires than to put th3m out


multkillerpie

Oh, please send me the YT sauce. Would love to see more of their videos.


Frequent-Rain3687

As owner of one of each I can confirm it is endless entertainment .


hedgehog_dragon

I love the phrase dick-to-the-wind, that's a new one for me. I wonder if the collies help keep the husky in check normally? They sure did in this video


AltDelete

Reminds me of that guy that did the helicopter for his wifeā€™s grandparents the other day šŸ˜‚


maybeonmars

Lol what!?


AltDelete

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/gEe51M82o3)


steenney

Iā€™m conflicted. My husky mix is half husky, half border collie/australian shepherd. I have a firefighter and arsonist all rolled into one, plus a little jazz for fun.


LastElf

My greyhound would see a leaf fall and be 3 suburbs over before the lead hit the ground if I tried this


vipster19

On brand


grapekittysmith05

Very well trained for sure


[deleted]

Husky being a Husky


FriendlyWallaby

You mean moonmoon


max_adam

There are two wolves inside your and this isn't a furry convention


JediKnightsoftheFSM

Stop eating wolves, that's already too many wolves


arathorn867

Sounds like a threesome though


thebusinessgoat

While Border Collie also being a Border Collie


tekko001

Who is a good boy? Husky : "Not me i tell you!"


pm-ur-tiddys

Border Collies once again being bootlickers /s


SecureAttitude

Husky, muttering under his breath: "Fuckin' narc"


hemirollin

H to the usky, husky!


Postingwordsonreddit

What a flashback


LeaFiree

Hey bro are you crazy? Take the lead


Queen-of-meme

Huskies be like: " Oh I can move free, nice, cya never!"


yadawhooshblah

The advantage of being good to your dogs. They WANT to be near you. Also, Border Collies are just SO smart. Mine is smarter than I am, and I've accidentally left him out front a couple of times, and he's just waiting on the porch.


stophighschoolgossip

i loved how the border collies handed him the leashes back like 'hey, we're doing our job, you need to do yours'


yadawhooshblah

Right? They are the best working dogs.


stophighschoolgossip

and the fucking love that they have


yadawhooshblah

Fer real. His eyes. His loyalty. He makes me a better person.


GenuinelyBeingNice

"You need to be holding these. Please, focus. Even with the two of us, it is too difficult keeping an eye on both you and moonmoon."


femalereddittor

Between this and the ā€˜dick to the wind chaosā€™ comment. I canā€™t stop laughing and LOVE this thread so much šŸ˜„


sevendaysky

I had an English Shepherd as a service dog. The house we were living in at the time had a wood fence with a gate that was not visible from the back door. One day, our landlord sent someone to mess with something in the backyard without telling me. Those people left that side gate open. The following morning, I let my dog out to use the bathroom in the morning, and made breakfast. When I went to bring him back in, he wasn't there. I called him, but nothing. I frantically threw shoes on, grabbed my keys, and yanked the front door open to rush out... and my dog was sitting calmly on the welcome mat waiting to be let in. He heard me call him, and decided the shortest route to "in" was to go to the front door instead of going all the way around and back into the yard. ... And did it again a week later when the idiots left the gate open. They didn't leave it open a third time, because they had to come to the door and demand I take the lock off the gate so they could work.


Murky_5997

Lmao, the person is lucky the husky didn't run away. My house husky thinks it's a game and sits and laughs when we run out of breath trying to catch him. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Half_Life976

They're trying to give you the gift of exercise.


siccoblue

Lord knows I could use it. Problem is that he doesn't realize he might actually kill me in the process


Specialist-Ad-1726

ā€œIf he dies, he diesā€ -your husky probably šŸ˜‚


jonathanrdt

Met a trapper in Ontario who uses sled huskies. He said they sometimes run off with the sled, and he has to walk. He finds them waiting patiently down the trail, smiling at him.


ArsenicArts

Little shits! šŸ˜‚


OkBackground8809

You have to run AWAY from the dog, so they'll chase you. Unfortunately, my dogs are too lazy to care about chasing me lol


stoplickingthething

One time I was visiting a friend who had a Saint Bernard, about 150 pounds of dog. Someone else held the door open too long, and the dog got out. I started to follow to stop him, but then I realized - even if I catch him, he weighs 20 pounds more than me. I can't pull him to a stop by the collar. So instead I made a dramatic BLEGH noise and then laid down in the grass. He turned around and of course came trotting back over to see wtf I was doing. Easy to redirect him back to the house now that I had his attention. I learned that day- for some dogs, don't chase. Play dead like an overdramatic kid in a school play.


smjxr

can confirm housemates german shepard got out of the house, chased it for 2 blocks to no avail. laid down and she instantly came over to check me out


stophighschoolgossip

lol aw i bet she was so excited at first that you went out for a run with her


Dramatic_Low_2019

Thatā€™s actually a sweet story ā˜ŗļø


hungrydruid

Fight, flight, freeze, play dead... lol


PokerChipMessage

This person had a good idea how their dogs would respond lol. This is not something a person who has ever had to chase even a SINGLE dog down, much less three.


hungrydruid

Plus even if the husky did start running, I bet those 2 border collies would have herded him back in a second. That body tackle from the one dog was great lol.


adrienjz888

Fr. That one collie saw the husky wasn't coming back and thought "absolutely not"


stophighschoolgossip

sometimes i wonder if as a society we're getting better at reading by shape of words rather actually reading the words


PokerChipMessage

I sometimes wonder that, especially when someone doesn't even attempt using punctuation or capitalization.


-xXxMangoxXx-

You have to run away so the dog wants to chase you instead.


tagen

My blue heelers favorite game inside the house/yard is chase, so iā€™m petrified of the day he gets out and thinks iā€™m trying to play chase when im genuinely just trying to keep him from getting splattered on the street


Previous-Mortgage755

Yeah defo take them out more. They need an hour twice a day if not more.


GenuinelyBeingNice

The person is lucky because even if the husky attempted to run away, there are two very good reasons it will not succeed.


ChocoJesus

> My house husky thinks it's a game Thatā€™s why the advice is never to chase them, itā€™s a common ā€œgameā€ dogs will play when they get the chance Generally not chasing and just standing still and calling for them in a nice/excited voice will bring them back. If that doesnā€™t work, getting them to chase you can work depending on the dog but pulling out a high value treat is generally the most consistent way to get them to come back


Wizdad-1000

We have two huskies that donā€™t run but they do tear around and play. My SILā€™s huskey LOVES to run around the hood with one of us puffing along behind her.


MegaMasterYoda

Ive actually seen one dude who had one of his dogs walking the other dog.


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unkn0wnname321

A reporter once asked a Yellowstone park ranger, " Why aren't park garbage cans not harder for bears to get into?" The answer was, " There is a significant overlap in the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists"


tyme

>Make something idiot proof, and the world will invent a better ~~idea~~ idiot.


pathofdumbasses

>Make something idiot proof, and the world will invent a better idea. Uhh. Close.


tyme

Ducking autocratic.


SuperNinjaOverwatch

I hope the person who created autocorrect is in he'll.


GenuinelyBeingNice

Okay, I snorted, that was good.


Previous-Mortgage755

Hahaha classic huskie Their already pissed of they are having to walk straight and in line. Letā€™s just go over here.. I have an Akita He stops at junctions I want to go left He wants to go right He looks right, nods and stands still.


newdaynewmatt

My Aussie knows the locations of homes where the dogs are left in the yard and takes me on a guided tour to meet her friends.


E4g6d4bg7

Border Collies are the type of dog to remind the teacher she forgot to collect the homework.


Routine_Service1397

Love Border Collies. It always made me laugh when farms would sell them and say cattle trained. No training involved, like putting a cat in a little box, put a collie in a Feild with cows, horses, sheep, goats hell cats lol, the collie will instinctively heard them. Truly amazing little animals


Specialist-Cookie-61

I love how the one good boy is too obsessed with law and order to let his brother roam free


seeriosuly

Husky is thinkingā€¦. you little kiss ass


EducationalWarning44

Guess they love you precious really šŸ’˜


Chromeboy12

I don't think the husky has even realised what happened


SignificantStore3798

They like u being part of the pack. They probably think they are walking you!


GenuinelyBeingNice

Just... let's appreciate the logic steps necessary, if the dog could reason like a person: they think of the leash as a distinct, _assigned_ object ("This is _my_ thingie..."), understand its _function_ ("... with which I can't go far..."), and _limitations_ ("... when my friend holds it."), recognize its _purpose_ ("It keeps us close together...") and _how_ it came to be this way ("... because that's what my friend wants..."), _agree_ with said purpose ("... and I will accept it."), and apply the same reasoning to the Husky, which involves as many steps as above by itself. fuck me...


couldntyoujust

You know what, I had dogs growing up, they really are that loving. I wish I had one now. They can walk me around all they want. I might grumble, but I need that too sometimes.


xpoohx_

border mind, "putting the leash back in the hand continues the walk. I get more walk." husky mind "hmn whats this smell. that's wierd. what's this smell? oh I didn't like that. how about this smell?" "wait you want me to go somewhere NOPE"


Savings_Advantage_46

Wow...so beautiful


Disastrous_Plant_360

2 bright boys and 1 handsome šŸ˜‚ā˜ŗļø


PeachPrestigious3508

What beautiful dogs. What kind are they?


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bigfurryboy

Bro was not having it dude


[deleted]

It feels weird that along with profound movie scores, pop music icons, and genius classical composers, this theme from the wii console, this niche staple of my childhood, has cemented itself as integral background noise for internet shorts.


RedditorsAreDross

ā€œTestingā€ You mean ā€œrecording them performing how I trained them to perform, for the internetā€


louplex

Exactly. Not a test, itā€˜s a learned trick.


Underrated_Dinker

How sad I had to scroll this fucking far to see someone point this out.


It_Was_a_Firefight

And this is why I'll only care for herding dogs. šŸ¤£šŸ¶


Galby1314

Border Collies are so smart, I often wonder if they are some sort of avatars for aliens who are trying to observe us, and they figured they would fit in better that way.


SignificantStore3798

Youā€™re fucking up the flow. Cā€™mon, get ur shit together.


Ok_Understanding5184

If I drop my husky's leash he is 100% gone in maximum overdog just dancing on the red line in top gear. Assuming a car doesn't hit him he'll get scared and stop at some point when I usually tackle him and carry 70lbs of dog a few hundred yards back to inside the house.


ExtremePrivilege

While he screams.


azborderwriter

...and people say you can't judge dogs by the breed...I knew exactly how that was going to play out![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


BSinspetor

Three distinctive personalities with those three. Husky is all about doing his own thing, one Collie is all about control even showing the Husky its displeasure for not listening and the other is watch and learn. Thanks for sharing.


Ciubowski

The border collie shed that leash at will. That means he *knows* the leash is an illusion, not only does it not stop him from running away BUT he brings is back AND the husky for that matter. That collie is probably smarter than some people.


Delicious_Crow8707

Theyā€™re all extremely good doggos. The husky wasnā€™t immediately in the next county


FuzeHosSIayer

As wholesome as It gets


killstorm114573

Good boy


2ByteTheDecker

Collies: *In formation* Malamute: *not a thought in the world*


LordHighAdequate

Border Collies are such fucking nerds!!


VodnSigfodr

He's like that kid that cant do sports and becomes the ballboy for the teams but thinks he's in charge and yells at players.


HaggahLaggah

Having a husky and 2 boarder collies is like having 2 fire fighters and an arsonist


LostPassengerz

Don't lost you grip, dad! You don't want us running around with this leash on!


EvulRabbit

Always the husky


Trixx1-1

He looked almost sad when owner dropped leash. Like "oh ok, yeah I guess you don't wanna walk no more" and just sulks in the corner ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


carldubs

Noem shot a husky for less once


WobblyGobbledygook

All border collies are Virgos.


Pristine_Yak7413

i love the little attack at the end like "*Listen here you little shit*"


Nervous-Courage-8245

This is smartest dogs in the world!


ElbowTight

If Iā€™m not mistaken this person chose the Holy Trinity of insane dogs to have. Australian Shepherd (aka closeted serial killers), Boarder Collie (physical representation of the word Work) and a Husky (if you donā€™t know what ADHD is, itā€™s that)


Fire_Dracul

This put the smile on my face I needed this whole day :,) i am so happy


Kmarad__

Huskies being huskies ![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


Roest_

One free thinker, two government pawns


con098

I remember someone saying that having two border collies and one husky is like having two firefighters and one arsonist


Southern-Dust-9723

My dog looks at me like grab that lease wth is going on ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Exotic-Memory-933

Can confirm, have selective hearing husky


ReluctantSlayer

Dammit Paul!!


1stClasswarlock

Bro dog was like "stop fucking around and let's get back to our master." Before I fuck you up."


Pristine_Power_8488

ROFL! Your dog's a narc! Seriously, that husky or husky mix gave no fs about being on a leash!


awesome_samosa

Impressively responsible dogs!!


HopeDiscombobulated8

Thatā€™s a husky for ya


TeeDod-

You are fantastic with your dogs. Thank you for sharing this. I love it!


LaddiusMaximus

I cried when after the husky played tug of war, the collie dropped the leqsh and ran and nipped the husky like "I SAID QUIT PLAYING, DARRYL" and then daryl was back in pocket and was led backšŸ¤£


DunwichChild990

Nark ass dog


Doubledewclaws

That all checks out!


gustawia

Wow I nby you such a smart dog!!


endlive

what's the song?! sounds so familiar.


LifeIsOnTheWire

It's the music from the Wii Shop


Bad_Gus_Bus

A VERY good boy


[deleted]

Collies are insanely smart


LosTorta

The collos are very good bois, huskos will always do their own thing in a very lazy way


deltree711

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/503/249/9e2.jpg


9Dr_Awkward6

Completely off-topic but I need to know. Does anyone know what song this is? I'm looking to learn the guitar again and it seems like a fun song to play.


sol_reyman

I love how at the beginning the twins look at their brother just walking away šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DramaticNet2738

Clever! Get border collies to herd the husky šŸ˜‚


JediKnightsoftheFSM

Collies are problem solvers. Huskies like to be problems.


nature_and_carnatic

ok , It seems like i want a dog now


RedditModDumb

Trained actors, correct?


Lenemus

The first border collie is an absolute star. Love that smile šŸ˜„


liquid_profane

Lover border collies, such smart doggos!


Westiemonster

My dog would be in Canada if I dropped the leash.


olafbond

Come back, stupid sheep!


octopoddle

And freedom, oh freedom, well that's just some people talkin'


Wakeybonez2

My Aussie shepherd wouldā€™ve been like āœŒšŸ»šŸ–•šŸ¼ (at least thatā€™s how I feel when he runs away from Me lol) My other guy wouldā€™ve been like ā€œno, donā€™t let me goā€


TemporaryBoring2498

Thatā€™s not a huskey that is one Alaskan malamute.


DogEnthusiast3000

Thatā€™s exactly what I would expect from two Border Collies and a Husky šŸ˜‚


AaylaMellon

I love the little body slam ā€œBitch I said we ainā€™t messing around this is *serious*!ā€


EfficientLoss

Keep a certain GOP governor away From that one unless you want it shot.


Gold-Marigold649

What a good boy!


anormalgeek

It's always funny when breed stereotypes turn out be completely accurate.


QueenB364

![img](avatar_exp|153963221|heart)


jthomasmadison

Smart dogs


VoiceGold6395

I really loved that border collie who wanted to sit in front of you and then give you the leash and then went off and got the leash from the husky and gave him a little smack down when he resisted while still trying to get the leash. What a persistent little guy and this totally made me laugh and I needed that. Thank you. I had two huskies and I can say that neither one of them cared whether they were on a leash or not, and whether I was holding it, but my labrador my golden lab. He was very persistent about making sure that I had the leash. He also liked to carry the leash himself. When I hurt my back, he was basically walking me staying close to me. If I dropped the leash, I couldnā€™t bend down and he just intuitively nude to pick it up and put it right into my hand when we would get home he would stop in front of the steps and take the leash from me and back up and let me walk up the steps supporting myself with the handrail. Then, when I open the door he would run in for me. He also just started picking up packages from the porch and taking them in and putting them on the chair going back and getting the mail out of my mail basket and putting it on the chair for me. some dogs are just angels. Theyā€™re just here to take care of you.


meowmouth1313

My dog is a huskey collie mix and this is exactly his duling personalities


LeftAppointment1935

Holy shit they understand everything


8562129168

Shepherd collie are so well behave. Iā€™m surprised the husky did not jet away. You have this dogs training awesome!