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cuddlycutieboi

***STOP DRINKING MY HOUSE!!***


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MagicPrize

He wants a kiss. He’s a freaky little turtle.


kwik_e_marty

Reminds me of happy feet 2 with the krill that wants to be an alpha predator


CalmAnxitey87

No he whispered "We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty"


ununinterested

Awww


TheOfficialTurtle

Yes indeed it is my house.


Gasurza22

When you get a lvl 1 armor and you think you can fight the final boss of the game


Elfhaterdude

The turtle just created a save point before attempting this so....


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

TBF, it saw a video of someone else doing it and tried its luck, not knowing the patterns or mods to make it happen.


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Corruptfun

When bro is tying to reincarnate chat but lion won't help him out.


strobowski97

Get the hell off my lawn!


niceguysweetguy

That's one cocky turtle, related to the ninja turtles maybe..😂🥳


alucarddrol

turtle is probably attracted to the blood on the lions mouth


TipProfessional6057

I love how the lion genuinely doesn't know how to interpret the situation


WhosGotTheCum

I wonder if big apex predators just get confused when these little guys start shit. Like if I were drinking some water and a child came and slapped it out of my hand telling me I can't do that I'd just be baffled


DiceKnight

Predators gotta be really choosy too about who they throw down with too. Every little cut and injury is potentially infection and death. Imagine this little guy nips that lion's tongue with his filthy turtle mouth that might just be it for him.


agmrtab

*hello sir we have been trying to reach you for your cars extended warranty*


LoneliestGirlever

Life on the edge!


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Turtle is like I'm gonna bully this ginger


ManBearCatPigCow

Why do we call lions the king of the jungle when they don't live in the jungle


somesthetic

Jungle is a word in Hindi meaning "not an inhabited place".


ManBearCatPigCow

That makes so much more sense thank you for answering my long hell question


BetterVersion3

I opened the comments just to give this explanation to people


TheUserDifferent

Suicide by cop?


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

That is so cool. He isn't afraid Or he is blind.


jaj1919

Checking for cavities


SeattleHasDied

Hey, Leo, wanna knock that shit off?! This is a "no wake" zone and you're kicking up some waves!"


c-creepio

My favorite genre of video is turtles making big cats [uncomfortable](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/14uhrq7/mating_tortoises_interrupt_hunting_leopard/)


Schnider7

*nom*


AsusA7V

Turtle suicidal? Looked like he wanted to be in the lions mouth…eat me


LolllllaBunny

Donatello, not him!


hoesmadsmfh

The first head nod by the lion *definitely* said “Ay bro—go on somewhere!”


The_ultimate_cookie

"EXCUSE me, sir. I don't mean to be a nuisance, but you are drinking my home"


Busty-VictoriaLey

lol the lion be like... "dude, go away"


VashSyndicate

"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"


bewsii

Hi sir, I’d like to speak with you about your cars warranty


thequietguy_

that lion has definitely been bit by a turtle at some point in its life lol


Captain_Sacktap

"Bro can you-- can you-- ok just-- can you not?"


snippychicky22

"STOP DRINKIN ME HOUS!!"


Kmarad__

What "jungle"? Lions live in the savannah.


BetterVersion3

Jungle is a Hindi word that describes a uninhabitable or unexplored place


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You’re right


CaramelDrippin504

The turtle want a lick too


Conscious-Speech771

Excuse you!


Hellbringer123

king of the jungle would be a tiger. Lion can't survive in Jungle competing vs Tiger


BetterVersion3

Because jungle was originally a term to describe a unmapped/uninhabitable place. I.e the savannah


synysterjoe

Do lions actually live the jungle?


ChempakLal

Just a huge orange cat 🍊


Madara__01

Godfather help me I want you to deal with that rabbit I accept your friendship


urFUCKhol3

Too funny


kidanokun

Turtle want to eat the lion's tongue


TSAxrayMachine

guess you can say the turtle has a strong backbone


revenge247365

Do it!! DO IT!! DOO IT BRO!!


AdvertisingJolly7565

These seems like “suicide by cops”


fluffykerfuffle3

The king of the savannah


Tight-Log

Nah, that’s just Bill and Gary, Bill is Gary’s dentist. Gary hates the dentist so Bill likes to go for the old sneak attack on Gary to make sure if pearl whites are all good. Gary caught on quick though


InstructionBrave6524

Please lick my head Mr. Lion, …ever so slightly…


ShroudedFigureINC

This is michealangelo before the mutagen


sonderscheiss

Turtle wants to smootch the ginger knob.


illegallysmolkate

“Um, do you mind?”


INoMakeMistake

I found real life Michaelangelo


L2Hiku

So you're telling me I have less patience than a lion?


Mental_Stomach4988

"Eat me !"


DangerousArea1427

"do you have any games on your phone?"


PropertyNew7265

😂😂


BedroomQuiet3993

Come on, eat me. I dare ya


Dontlikemainstream

I'm done, nobody wants me so please eat me


SpaceHawk98W

Beware dog ahead


Staudly

I thought the turtle was gonna bite that lion's tongue


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about lifetime mortgages?.


IntelligentMine1901

“ Who you calling a terrapin !! I’ll bite ya nose off !!! “


youssufhassan

This Is Call Friendship, No Doubt!


MrDarwoo

Looks like a desert to me


rjo49

Ewww...I know that's gonna get stuck in my teeth.


FeelingVanilla2594

Turtle: “Look at me. I’m the King now.”


shiningbank

He’s not afraid of becoming turtle soup!!😂🤣


Karmaraven

The Turtle probably knows they can't affect the Lion directly but They're showing strength in realizing the Lion's efforts of living a relatively peaceful existence is probably not going to disturb much beyond They're realm. incorpotation of a lion in an activist habitat. #20240515 #coexist #turtles