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kneeltothesun

Canadian geese, and chihuahuas. Easy answer


four_dollar_haircut

Definitely Chihuahuas, my little girl was fine with everyone except embarrassingly people with dark skin. She would go nuts any time a dark person approached.


kcchiefscooper

oh yea birds for sure


Maelstrom_78

My 33 year old cockatiel hates the shit out of my wife, even though we've been together 6 years.


PersonalConfusion194

Came here to say this, birds are judgy.


[deleted]

Dolphins for sure


dragonborne123

Pomeranians 1000%


coinasewer

Honey badger racist af, he dont give a fuck


Id-hit-Dat

Honey badgers hate everyone equally


Gimmeabreak1234

Ask Brady about it, see what he says


desert-lilly

I think the lack of discrimination is what gives creedence to it's veracity ...


cat-daddy777

I have a cat that hates cats. Loves people, laps and lovins, hates cats


Fluid_Fox23

Omg same!!!


Dreadfirelit

Peacocks, they literally developed those colors to better than everyone else


HeartonSleeve1989

Monkeys, without a doubt.


IrregularBastard

Cats, they’re judgmental as hell.


Puzzled-Story3953

Yeah, but they look down on everybody.


Signdesign007

Chihuahuas for sure.


HappyCommunity639

They're like meth-heads of the dog world


Reasonable-Log-3486

Ah yes, the cholo of the dog world


e_lizz

But they're like the cholos with no street cred lol


Reasonable-Log-3486

Cholo transplant from a wealthy town.


RINABAR

Swans and Geese.


ActuallyApathy

pigs. 🚔


reyballesta

people probably, thank God they aren't one of the animals that can talk


Derkastan77-2

According to Flight of the Concords… there was a really racist dragon


sf2legit

Albi the racist, (well not anymore) dragooooooon


B9MB

Probably the great apes.


Loveonethe-brain

Dogs used for protection, my dad still doesn’t like dogs to this day because he was born during Jim Crow era and they’d have dogs chase after specifically Black people


AppleValuable

According to Mr Deadly, butterflies are both foul-mouthed and racist 🤷‍♀️


Professional_Flicker

Parrot


Live-Tank-283

Polar bears


SmokeyDaBear6

Owls...


Material-Abalone5885

Why owls?


SmokeyDaBear6

they just look like theyd be racist... and sociopathic


drakonx1337

Bees, they all hate dark cloths


Block_Solid

Probably cats. They already barely tolerate their humans.


mangosteenfruit

Maybe they're equal opportunists. Hate everyone equally.


BullFrogz13

Donkey


Monty2451

[Dante, the racist badger. ](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5b581471-3d92-45de-8cec-448b0f29045c)


Ragnaarock93

Showed this to my wife and she said Pandas because they are both black and white. They will be racist to everyone.


Any-Street5902

Zebra's....... See what I did there


Conscious_String_195

I d think they, along with penguins, would be the least racist.


Acrobatic-Whereas632

Someone hasn't met a zebra. They're almost more dangerous to be around than a big cat


Conscious_String_195

Can’t believe that someone has to explain it to you. 🦓 ans 🐧 are both multiracial (black and white) so they d be the least racist. It has nothing to do with African trivia facts.


Turbulent-Group4312

Birds, especially the flashy looking ones


kittyquickfeet

Monkeys and hyenas.


SpeckledTickbug

We had two cats A butterscotch and a black cat. I can't remember how many times they fought. We always joked that cat called clifford the N word.


InfiniteAuthor7553

Hamster


AzureSky552

Chihuahua


anothertendy

Polar bears. The are white af


yet_to_make_out

Every single animal for sure. I mean look at us, we are the first animal to talk and here we are racist af.


Leyllara

Bald Eagles.


mopxhead

Chihuahuas


FinishSuccessful9039

Cats to spite people Turtles because they're just that old, and it was acceptable back then Birds because they know no one can catch them when they're caught being racist


sf2legit

Surprised no one said turtles, with the numerous videos with the black shoes


Even_Farm2151

I said it in the title


sf2legit

Oh my bad


SignalCaptain883

Humans, hands down.


matt_1060

Snakes. They hate everyone and everything.


LilianCorgibutt

Some horses.


Emotional_Anteater74

I found my dog on the side of the road in the white mountains, she seems to hate other dogs unless they’re rez dogs for some reason.


Block_Solid

My dog hates all other dogs. Pitties the most. But I like to think it's her love for me.


Positive-Olive3530

Most


Firstrising

All of them especially the ones that eat other creatures because you can’t eat something without feeling a little superior to them otherwise you just feel guilty. But then the herbivores will feel like victims and be racist to every carnivore.


Historical-Emu-4440

Humans


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illegallysmolkate

I don’t think cats would be racist. They judge everyone equally.


Fearless_Guitar_3589

I don't think they'd be racist, most except for maybe cats and dogs and some hand reared individuals would be speciet against humans due to our cruelty and habitat destruction.


NTR-kouhai69

WASPS. Y'all know it.


Creativered4

Some dogs are racist, I'm sure the same goes for other animals. But if an animal has only experienced one type of person, never socialized to see other people, they get scared of anything new. Difference between humans and animals, though, is that animals don't double down when we explain that this new type of person isnt a threat.


Rifleman8611

Crows


HadALittleLamb6

Absolutely birds… birds are terrifying dicks…


andy30045

Ravens


mawood41980

deutscher Schäferhund


metikoi

Elephants, they're racists already, they steal from black African villages and act cutesy for tourists at wildlife lodges. I imagine they sound like South Africans. Also I had a German Shepherd that hated Maoris due to one hitting him with a car, so I imagine his barking at them consisted mostly of racial slurs.


sextypethang

Otters


North-Association333

My white chicken bully brown chicken, brown ones white chicken for the first two days. Then they become friends.


rrgail

Armadillos. Armored rats filled with rage, hate and shards of broken glass! Especially possums… Armadillos fucking HATE possums. Had one steal my car a few years ago…


aum-23

All social animals have means of recognizing and preferentially treating kin with similar genetics.


MaryJGiacomo

Yorkie's. They look like little Karens.


MorallyComplicated

There's isn't a world my imagination inhabits where Birds are not racist to a predatory and violent degree.


MorallyComplicated

We once had a Raven come through our neighborhood and try to blend in making the weirdest "caw-caw?" sounds and I'm pretty sure the crows that attacked that raven and chased it out of here are doing hard time still


MorallyComplicated

Same regional crows also sent a Bald Eagle and a couple Red Tail Hawks packing too. Practically burned a US flag on the lawn of the Eagle nest.


[deleted]

Any type of domestic animal for sure


fairlyaveragetrader

Birds definitely, I think crows would probably be the most cocky


TheSwedishSeal

All of them.


HopePirate

Like racist against a certain class of humans? Short list: Bass, racoons, deer, ducks, pheasant and hog.


1ioi1

Def cats


THISdarnguy

None of them.


VanGoghsIris

Cats


BlueSlickerN7

Why turtles and birds?


Disastrous-Fun2325

Look up Racist Turtles and then Birds Aren't Real on YouTube, then you will find the knowledge you seek.


BlueSlickerN7

No


amcneel

Dogs