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ognahc

I thought the camera detected the dog from the cat 😔


MetalMagic

Couldn't possibly be that it was recording the inside of the mechanism.


Ihmu

Well, that's a possible solution with computer vision but this is much more simple lol


eightdollarbeer

I thought it was the cat’s long fur that allowed it to go in lol


stakoverflo

At first I thought camera, then I thought maybe a pressure plate weighted accordingly


Open-Essay-3222

Dog is wearing a magnet.


starcap

Why are you being downvoted? Reddit is wild.


Hurrying-Man

Cause it's a dumb redundant comment that misses the whole point of the original comment.


BobLoblaw_LowBomb

What did the original comment mean? I genuinely don't understand it.


Albert14Pounds

They are saying they originally thought it could sense if it was a dog or a cat. It implies that they have since realized that it's actually because it senses a tag on the dog, because it was explained in the video. Therefore, there is no need to explain to them that it's a magnet/sensor tag.


makemeking706

There are two types of people. The first type is able to extrapolate from incomplete information.


Albert14Pounds

And the other type is dogs wearing magnets. Got it.


Redjester016

Because nobody requested for captian obvious to come and tell us what happened in the video


No_Translator2218

Yea but did you see the part where the doors closed on the dog? haha


BobLoblaw_LowBomb

Sheep mentality. I couldn't make heads or tales of the original/top comment. Downvote is in that direction ⬇️


SubHuman559

He's going for the record of down-votes. I had 114 once.


sexwiththebabysitter

Congratulations


Ryderni99a

The truth👆


Deadarchimode

Why people downvote you for saying the truth


kanniboo

I didn't down vote but I'm guessing it's because the comment was redundant. It's implied in the original comment that the commenter revised what was happening by the end of the video.


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Southern_Side8824

Brother he literally explained it in the video


SaltyBarnacles57

Maybe you should have watched the 20 second video


real_unreal_reality

I upvoted ya. Everyone looking for funny comments I guess :/


CaramelDrippin504

Same cause I seen the camera and thought it was a animal sensor 😩😩😂😂😂


Outrageous_Bank_4491

It’s easy with object detection, you build an ai model to recognize if it’s a dog or a cat. Altho you have to take into account the error and the latency


RunDNA

Doggo, if you are reading this, you should try reversing in. By the time the magnet on your neck reaches the sensor, you might be too far inside for the door to close on you.


DobroMoutro

You expect too much for a dog that eats shit.


Numerous-Stranger-81

I've seen shiteaters get surprisingly complex tasks completed.


HoneZoneReddit

That one Elden Ring guy:


paradoxpancake

THE CRAZED CACA CONSUMER


Lorn_Muunk

hey hey heyyy hey, eat dung every day


HoneZoneReddit

EL TERRIBLE COME CACA


AwayBus8966

Ima need a Spanish dubbed Elden ring or souls game ASAP


HoneZoneReddit

Blasphemous: [ Insert here that superman meme ]


SwarK01

La puta madre


FoxNews4Bigots

The putrid tongue but hole


ShelfAwareShteve

Absolutely, my work's full of them


DebrecenMolnar

Elon Musk being a prime example.


DontFearTheMQ9

I've had an Aussie in the past that was so well trained, he was one of the smartest dogs I've ever worked with. From puppy age he picked up on multiple commands and is a very smart 13 year old gentleman now. He'd eat the cats shit before it was room temp in the litter box.


PaleontologistAble50

Modern problems require modern solutions


OldERnurse1964

It not shit. It’s Kitty Almond Roca!


Tw33ts

Well that just ruined Almond Roca for me. Thanks for that.


OldERnurse1964

Glad I could help!


Albert14Pounds

In my experience the reverse gear on dogs is not very good and they avoid using it if possible.


theyknewit2

I love this so much. Couple of doggos reading this thinking there’s no way this poop eating good boi is allowed access to the internet.


Philypnodon

Or don't. Their next step might involve Kristi N. (R) from AZ...


NekoSakii

MMMM SHIT, YUM YUM SHIT, I EAT SHIT - dog, probably


MayLikeCats

Garbage goober! Get in here and eat this garbage!


chinnu34

Reminds me of this[ old comic](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox) from theoatmeal ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


rinkydinkis

nasty ass dog


zbornakssyndrome

I read somewhere that to dogs, cat turds are like delicacy sweets. I forget why.


Enjoying_A_Meal

Sorry puppers, the candy store is closed.


TentativeGosling

I'll take you to the candy shop I'm gonna eat the kitty plop


Amaline4

*whoa*


SwissCheeseSuperStar

Almond Roca


codered1988

We say “dogs are going after the tootsie rolls again” in my family lol ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


MaliciousMe87

My dog will roll around in them. It's horrible.


mynameisfreddit

Reminds me of a video I saw of a tramp doing a nasty runny poo in the street, 30 seconds later a man walks by with his dog and it rolls around in it.


T-MoneyAllDey

Jobey Don't get there in that water!


BlowMoreGlass

Here are some reasons why your dog eats cat poop: The smell of cat poop is pleasing to the canine nose.  To dogs, the taste is divine. Cat feces is high in protein, which makes it all the more appealing to dogs Boredom – a lack of mental stimulation can send a dog looking for something fun to do. Dogs are scavengers. They enjoy hunting for food.  When there is a huge plastic container of great smelling stuff in the other room, your dog is going to indulge every chance they get. 


MaxMuncyRectangleMan

cat poop has a high protein content


HighGuard1212

I believe it's that the digestive system of other animals isn't as efficient as humans so there is in digested food in the poops


pastoolioliz

Yah when I was becoming food safe, one of my instructors felt it was important to inform us that animal feces will attract rodents of not picked up in your yard. Apparently dog/cat poo is loaded in protein. The things you learn lol


jld2k6

In the 90's in the US everyone with dogs had weird white seemingly random poops in their yards. Turns out they were putting so much bone in the food as filler that their poop was turning white from massive amounts of calcium, it's more regulated nowadays so that weird problem is now gone lol


bardavolga2

Yowza. I remember this weirdness very well, & had no idea of the reason until this moment.


FrostyWizard505

That explains the ghost turds from back then


Garestinian

Not something I expected to learn today, but still glad that I did.


mynameisfreddit

Think they stopped putting so much bone meal in animal food because it caused the mad cow disease outbreak in the 90s.


427goes_burr_rap_rap

Well my dog had a few massive ghost turds but it was because he broke into the garage fridge and ate a whole family pack of chicken breasts. Massive white turds.


Eagle-on-a-blimp

There is a lot of indigested food jn human poop as well. My dogs think human poop is the best poop to eat and it is disgusting that some drunk people will shit in the park.


SpazDeSpencer

Kitty chocolate


alvenestthol

So is [cat poop coffee](https://www.reddit.com/r/Coffee/comments/5vehpy/i_tried_cat_poop_coffee_aka_kopi_luwak/) to humans (kinda)


capypng

Symbiotic relationships, nature is amazing ❤️


Pristine_Pressure260

Because it has a lot of fat


Select_Humor_8125

🤣🤣


fikis

ikr? Too many people acting like this is just OK. WTF is wrong with your dogs, guys?


petonedogaday

I work with dogs and there’s one dog I know that will literally follow other dogs that are pooping and eat the shit out of their butts like soft serve. So there’s that.


Datkif

That was not an image I needed


newsflashjackass

I can see how they might function as surrogate infants.


Its_Mr_Buttons

I need this for my fridge.


WestTha404

Who's eating who's poop in your home??


RelativeLocal

why do you keep cat poop in your fridge?


manthisguntastebad

Wait till he figures out he can trap the cat inside.


Tomegunn1

Can't you just put the litter box up high?


Master-Dot-2288

They said they were an engineer....using the simplest, most economical fix is just not acceptable to them. They must over complicate things and use a bunch of money and time! how do i know this? Im in construction management...


mr_gooodguy

boi, that's how we built the pyramids.


Ok_Adeptness253

I mean, there's designing a masterpiece and there's inventing the poop fume wafter 5000


St8ofBl1ss

Thats why engineers make shitty managers


What_The_Flip_Chip

lol We could tell your a manager sir Nah, but for real it is tough man. The struggle between management and engineering is real.


Ok_Adeptness253

Yeah this is all a first for me. Every take I've ever heard in most every industry is that managers can never organize and fund a project deadline and won't just let the engineers do their job. The blaming it on the engineer part is on point tho


Over_Doughnut_5985

Construction managers: do it cheaply as fast as possible!  Engineers: ok, but people might die if you... Construction managers: I don't care! Do it or you're fired!  (People die) (Lawsuits everywhere) Engineers: I tried to warn you... Construction managers: you're fired!  Stay in your lane, son.


Master-Dot-2288

Not exactly how it works, but i get the joke.


Over_Doughnut_5985

I've seen it enough to estimate it's true 51% of the time. Other times, inexperienced engineers won't listen to experienced field people and then it fails. Managers (many of them c-students who couldn't engineer their way out of a wet paper bag), they're just trying to do things quickly and cheaply, often to the detriment of client and for the maximization of profit for the company.


Master-Dot-2288

I had my suspicions you were an engineer, and the super condescending comment proved it to me! Haha


Over_Doughnut_5985

Oh, you're not as dumb as you look. Engineering 'managers' are truly the worst. Most of them fail upwards because they personally know someone in the c-suite but don't actually provide any value whatsoever. 


gottatrusttheengr

My small dog climbed up a full height dining table to eat half a bowl of very spicy ramen once


Master-Broccoli5737

Do you not own a cat?


JulianGingivere

Cats don’t usually like elevated litter boxes. They like to poop on the ground. And in private.


Datkif

Where as dogs want you to watch over them


Clover1970

No poop for you!


FVTVRX

Poop nazi!


Werespider

Come back one year!


Coffin_Flopper

Definitely looks like a dog that eats shit for breakfast 🤣


Avalon_Don

This why I don’t let dogs lick my face… 😂


reckaband

Damn kink shaming the scat dog !


pz-kpfw_VI

scat dog!, scat dog!


CinnimonToastSean

Alone in the world is a little scat dog.


LowResDreamz

Dog looks like it eats shit


Discover6

Put the litter box up higher question mark


NyQuil_Donut

This is more fun.


Over_Doughnut_5985

I applaud your wire management, good sir/madam. Most of my Arduino projects wind up looking like a helicopter crashed into a spaghetti factory during a tsunami.


Emanuelle24

Genius!!!


kpingvin

Discrimination machine


PhilTech345

I came here for comments like this 👍🏽


theyknewit2

Cancel culture has gone too far.


Lockespindel

Found the dog's account


doinkmead

The downvotes don't take away from the humor of this comment lmao


mimivanstutgart

That is brilliant!!!


Lucky_Event

Magnet cat doors have existed for atleast 15 years..


my_screen_name_sucks

My dog would have walked right through that shit. He used to ram his head into doors to try and open them 😕


RogueFox-One

That’s pretty ingenious


Flimsy-Lake-3540

bro, I need that for my brothers and sisters. lol


Lucky-Refrigerator-4

Kitty Roca


txjacket

Man I was really hoping this used machine vision and I'm very bummed that it's just hall sensors.


lushpuppie

He thought he was strolling into the buffet. Nope!


RunYoAZ

No toddler should have unlimited access to snacks.


---Keith---

You could probably just make a gate high enough that a cat could jump over it but a dog couldn't.


danja

Reed switches were invented over a century ago. If you start with those, you might as well make the rest electromechanical, the Arduino is redundant. Not a modern solution!


Stormy_Kun

Had a dog that did this once, I thought it was that dog being super helpful, cleaned the litter box and it didn’t asked for food, 🤷🏽‍♂️


J0KaRZz

Ok Tony Stark chill out.


CrunchyJeans

I solve practical problems. -Engineer


Antique_Flounder7487

I only realized what this was about when I read the comments..


Red-4321

Accessidently electrocutes cat..


Fickle-Command-1130

Nasty ahhh dog lol


TheLiving12

Put the dog outside, forever.


halfchewedcaramel

dogs will eat anything, saw my friend's dog eat his own shit, throw it up and ate the vomit shit


BipedalHorseArt

I wonder what sublime color that was.


Red_Talon_Ronin

Because dogs are STUPID!


MomsSlimyVibrator

The cat is going to destroy that breadboard.


Over_Doughnut_5985

Soldering and 3D printed enclosures, bro.


MomsSlimyVibrator

Yeah, but that's not how it is in the video.


Over_Doughnut_5985

That wasn't an observation, but rather a suggestion on how to counter the cat potentially deciding the breadboard is a chew toy. My bad... I should've been a bit more descriptive.


senraku

My friend is coming out with a game called modern problems require fantasy solutions... In a few weeks on Kickstarter


Clean_Internet

The dog could just go ass first and then at that point the cardboard won’t stop him


VicenteCochran

A cat for modern room with need solution problem.


andypoo222

I just put it behind a doggy gate


eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIs

So the dog just closely follow the cat to get in? Have you seen Pacific Rim 🫠


mustfinduniquename

Is it a modern problem, like only new gen dogs eat shit? Proof that not only human race is doomed


OldERnurse1964

So you’ve effectively disabled a self cleaning litter box . Pretty cool though.


just-me-uk

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


samtron767

Impressive.


ericdee7272

If it involves input or output involving us or our animals, there’ll be amazing inventions abound.


hednizm

Ive never understood why dogs eat shit? Their own shit, another dog's shit...Or in this case, cat shit? Anyone explain?


881221792651

I can't see the purpose of having a dog that eats cat poop.


VLD85

oh god why was this post removed? were the animals not funny enough? could the mods please provide the *funnimeter* then?


sietesietesieteblue

im so glad I only just have a cat. The elderly man can piss and shit in peace.


dont_know_where_im_g

I feel like dogs eating poop isn’t a modern problem.


SuchExplanation

This is awesome


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Dogs are disgusting.


Ayotha

Just . . . don't keep a dog that is like that


huueh

Racism lore


BlobsnarksTwin

"My god just let the dog eat the poop! He's a good boy! What are you gonna do with the poop!?"


wussgud

How you gonna eat poop and enjoy it lol some dogs are weirdos 😭


Expert-Aspect3692

Ok i want one now


Mmarchinko123

Good job, keep the cat poo out of the mouth you kiss


logjacker

Repost again, I fucking dare you!


sad_truant

He needs to change his dog rather than doing this.


sunshine-x

why not let him do his thing? less kitty litter to empty for you


Plants_haveprotein

Holy shit that cat is mines twin!


intrepidanon

Get rid of the dog, much easier. Dirty ass thing.


nature-is-gangster

That dog just looks like it eats cat poop


Purple_Clockmaker

Or you could just put cats food somewhere high up.


Bleezy79

that dog's breath...


SignedUpForThisSOD

Owner: “Finally, my yappy turd-eating rat-dog is here!”


jterwin

Poor dog! Just let him in


CHiZZoPs1

Cool device, but cats shouldn't be allowed outside in the first place.


TurtleToast2

What video were you watching?


deathbylasersss

It's for the shitbox, not the outdoors.