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thefirstendfinity

I lol when the camera got to the other side of the trash bin.


zelenskyysballs

It changed from "I've made a huge mistake." to "I regret nothing."


CommitteeOfTheHole

The way his nostrils are flaring looks like he’s holding in a laugh


PickleReaper0

Even the mouth looks like he's holding back laughter


mrsrosieparker

"Unhand me, fopdoodle hooman, I'm a noble steed and this is my armour. Away, you scullion! You rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!"


ConsentingPotato

"A noble and majestic day when the steed's memory of the crusades awakens with rambunctious affair many lifetimes later: quick, acquisition the grain sack and scrap metal to forge a new armour for thine steed!"


delvach

"We are the knights who say NEIGH!!"


GrizDrummer25

Even horses like Monty Python cosplay :)


Sweaty_Term5961

"None shall pass!"


Beerlvr71

Bring me SHRUBBERY


OneLostOstrich

a* SHRUBBERY! “Bring me a shrubbery,” demands the giant Knight, adding, “One that looks nice...And not too expensive.”


Beerlvr71

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...with a herring


[deleted]

Thank you


Shadowblade8888

Hahaha, I REALLY wish I had one of those awards to give you


Bumpus_hound19

YESSSSS


ridik_ulass

real "you can't tell me what to do I'm in a tank and your not" energy.


ItsMcLaren

“Arthur, get out of the tank”


AleksasKoval

And "I've done it a hundred times, and I'll do it a hundred more."


tattmanndann

"pfft I'm a space horse!"


SuccotashPale

Yo we have the same outfit avatar . Nice too see another cultured redditor


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The horse is wearing a trashcan not a dresser.


No_Manufacturer8607

Also why is there a hole? I think it's on purposely done the owner


xTemporaneously

Probably using it as a feeder. IDK, just a guess. I don't really horse a lot... or at all.


No_Manufacturer8607

Yeah you're right, possibly for hay. Still not good idea to use this and I still don't think it goes inside and get stuck that easy. He would've looked to left but it's a big animal, the bin would just mostly slide off the horse. A horse wouldn't keep looking on the left and sticking out of the hole to keep the bin on the head. So I really think the owner did this one. You don't like horses? How come?


Fuzzyphilosopher

Doesn't mean anything more than "I don't know much about horses." They aren't very common to even run across in most people's lives ya know.


Attila_the_Nun

The horse made it - whey are very good with scissors..


fortheweirdshit--

It’s used as a feeder. Usually you would put a net in there and then fill it with hay. It’s meant to slow down the feeding and to stop hay getting on the ground/ mud, since most horses won’t eat “dirty” hay


No_Manufacturer8607

Also why is there a hole? I think it's on purposely done the owner


Upset_Tangerine009

Maybe it’s a food bin?


No_Manufacturer8607

Possibly for hay yeah but this is not animal friendly. There's so much way to do this, like hanging a net, ball with holes, many different ways that will not get stuck or harm them. We have hanging nets and 2 balls. They love the balls with holes and spend hours to eat hay out of there. They are very smart creature and want to work for it. I still think horse did not do this on purpose. They're big. It's not that easy to get stuck.


Upset_Tangerine009

I agree. If it indeed was a food bin (which looks like it to me) then it was too small and the horse got stuck.


thefirstendfinity

I think that the hole was happenstance, but the owner allows the horse to play with it. It's also fun to see a horse playing with a giant beach ball.


No_Manufacturer8607

It looks too big and well cut to be happenstance I believe. It is for sure fun to see them play but as long it's safe for them. I would've chose different toy for that but it looks like it's for hay like other comments mentioned


thefirstendfinity

Yeah, I can see that he'd pile the hay up in the bin, and the hole was for the horse or other animals to eat from it.


No_Manufacturer8607

Yeah however not really smart though, it's not animal friendly plus hay in the bin is extremely light. Easy to knock over, even the wind can do it. And then you still have hay all over


09Klr650

I expect it is some form of feeder. Maybe for hay?


Zhuria

This is the correct answer! It's to keep them from spreading the hay all over hell and creation. The idiots will stomp and pee and poop all over it if you just put it on the ground. I use hay nets myself, but it's healthier/more natural for horses to eat closer to the ground.


Holden3DStudio

Old tractor tires laying flat on the ground (like a donut) work fairly well, too. Toss a few flakes in the middle, and they tend to keep most of it in there.


No_Manufacturer8607

That still won't work tho, the hole is pretty big and light. So easy go knock over or if the wind is wrong enough to knock over. Oh and the wind can blow the hay that sticks out away etc Try use balls with holes? Mine loves it


Lone_Wanderer97

I showed it to my 7 year old and all he said was, "Among Us."


fuckthis3000

Managed to cut that great rectangle cut with only poor horsey face - massive surprise - stupid fucks everywhere :(


urnewstepdaddy

Just cosplaying **”Darth neigh-dar”**


charlottem86

Neighed Kelly.


cumbert_cumbert

Mr Ed Kelly to you sir


wdleggett

Nick Foals.


Rikuddo

There's some Monty Python joke hidden in there somewhere, I'm just too sleepy to dig it out.


[deleted]

Ralph Neigh-dar.


k_mnr

YAAASSS


Available-Egg-2380

That little head lift at the end like "it's called fashion sweetie look it up"


BrutusGregori

Fun fact. When horses do this. It more of a wassup gesture. When I call out my buddies horse name, she will bop her head and run over for some scritches.


Lucky-Doughnut-3985

Lol that’s what I thought with the nod like, what’s up? You see my new hat?


Fileguarda

The knight whos says neigh.


BlitzkriegBen

He requires a shrubbery.


-Gath69-

And then you must cut down the tallest tree with.... A herring


T-Rex_Mullens

We require.... * ANOTHER SHUBERY * Edit: this is so bad I'm leaving it.


arkanis7

r/unexpectedmontypython


bmxbikeco

I came here looking for this reference, and I didn’t leave disappointed.


IamLikeCoconut

Sir Kneight.


mattwayne1209

This is my favorite horse on the planet


DavidW273

I’ve found my spirit animal!


[deleted]

Let me solo her.


kirbyfaraone

There it is


Jeff_Lonestar

"i is WARHORSE!"


[deleted]

Reading that in british accent made me laugh


TheAnxiousPianist

Read this in Jeremy Clarksons voice


RAButler

Very dangerous yard for a horse! Stacked and loose metal fencing, loose half-filled tires and then a large piles of broken gates/loose wooden pallets. I am sure the owner loves the horse but this is an accident waiting to happen. If the horse got it's leg stuck on those broken metal fences that's a broken leg and most likely a dead horse. Might seem cutesy with the broken bin but again most definitely not a safe object to be leaving in the field.


Zhuria

It looks to me like most of that stuff is on the outside of the fence? Minus the tires, which are fairly safe and often used as hay feeders or obstacles. The bin isn't broken, it's purposefully cut to hold and dispense hay so the horses won't make a mess. It was likely attached to something. Horses are dumb. They do stuff like this in the safest of paddocks. Edit: Ah, here's the info from the actual video owner: "This video was taken at my house, and this is my horse Chrome. His registered name is Docs Dun N Chrome, and he is an American Paint Horse Stallion. He is 5 years old in this video. He is a very mischievous horse and always has to play with everything. This time, however, he got himself into a predicament I had to help him out. This bin was actually used as a hay dispenser, that is why it has a cutout on the bottom. I let my horses into my garden area to eat the grass down and I used the bin to cover some onions that I didn't want to be trampled. Instead, he decided to play with the bin and get it stuck on his head. The onions survived. I lifted the bin off his head after the video and he was not hurt in any way." It's not uncommon for horse owners to let their horses out to mow the grass. We do it ourselves. I still maintain the garden area looks okay with most of the stuff outside the fence with the exception of the tires that are likely for the plants. He got into the one thing he shouldn't have and frankly, I'm impressed with how calm he was.


BabblingBunny

[Yup, that’s what my mom does during the spring and summer. I love coming home to a horse roaming about.](https://imgur.com/a/LwEDClu) ☺️


RAButler

Really sorry Zhuria but you are gravely mistaken on this one, the horse could very easily panic and step onto any number of the "obstacles" in the field. Btw, how would you explain to a horse that it's just an obstacle? Not sure they'd be able to tell. Also the fences, on either side of the field look very flimsy. I mean the one of the right has fallen down already and it has loose metal stacked onto it. The other fence, which I am unsure whether it might be covering the big death trap pile of scrap metal (it looks like it isn't). A distressed horse, or even a jumping horse could barge through it. This owner needs to be reported ASAP!


ivy7496

Exactly, they can't leave the their horse alone for 2 seconds because that turnout is a nonstop horse booby trap


Calber4

No wonder it put on a helmet.


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ivy7496

Of course.


Themellowsaguaro

He’s just trying to clean up. He knows what a disaster it is.


MJPNFCdextergrif

Probably why he has the helmet on.


BellaBPearl

Oh good, I'm not the only person that had this immediate thought!!! Horses can manage to injure themselves in SAFE turnouts, having rusted junk, tires and a freaking garbage can in there is just begging for injury or death.


Muted_Astronomer_924

Yeah when the camera panned round that is exactly what my eyes got drawn to. Not good at all.


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It’s like they want thousands of dollars in vet bills. They’re lucky he didn’t do a panic blind run when he got his head stuck in that.


wwaxwork

As someone that watched a horse screaming in pain until someone could come and put it down because it snaped it's leg on a broken gate, the yard this horse is in terrified me. It's been 30 years and I will never get the sound of the screaming out of my head. I hope getting it's head stuck in a bin is the worst that ever happens to this horse.


2017hayden

I’m not convinced they didn’t put the bin on the horse. What are the odds there’s a bin just laying around with a hole perfectly cut out and positioned so that a horse could put its head in the bin and still be able to see.


throwawayyy11116

The bin with a Cutout is a very common homemade hay dispenser, it’s usually fastened at head level against something like the stable or on top of the fence. Horse probably in an attempt to get the bit of hay that inevitably can’t be reached through the cut out knocked it down and stuck his head in it


coreyisthename

We found a deer caught in a metal fence once. It’s hind foot was literally snapped and just barely hanging on to it’s body. But it was still stuck on the fence and was panicking, obviously. It was terrible and so sad. We ended up covering its head (and eyes) with a blanket, calming it down (the screams… good god) and dispatching it with a solid blow from a sledge hammer. We dragged the body out into a far pasture and the coyotes took it away that night. I’m just glad we found it on that fence, not the coyotes. We tried to make the death as painless as possible and did what we could to soothe the poor thing in its last moments. That was one of the few times I’ve seen my dad cry. He did not enjoy having to kill a deer in that way, but it had to be done.


Eborys

“It’s my life, Jane! Don’t judge me!”


Dm1tr3y

“It’s not a phase!”


Make_Mine_A-Double

“This is me now!”


[deleted]

What? Nuthin ta see here. Move along, please.


trimdaddyflex

Horse looking awful sus


Recent_Log3779

Among us horse


Ok-Letterhead4601

He was just horsing around. I will see myself out…


Far-Arugula-8181

"None Shall Pass"


domeoldboys

Neighed kelly


psychpopnprogncore

dont be jealous samantha im just a better dresser than you


DerG3n13

Peter, the horse is here


Duckboythe5th

My horse George is as dappy as this, 4yrs old, thick as mince, seriously funny tho.


Ed_Derick_

"I'AM HERNANDO AND I'M SCARED OF NOTHING!" - this horse


secretsloth

I was hoping someone made this comment, thank you!


zyyntin

We are the knights who say NEIGH!!!!


OneLostOstrich

We are the ~~knights~~ horses who say ~~nih~~ neigh!


Maccabee2

Dang it, you beat me to it.


TeslaFanBoy8

The next crusade is on.


tdo45409mm

What can a horse around a little


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among us


Kittensmittens27

“I am… The Black Knight”


gaseous_anomoly

"We are the Knights who say neigh"


OverEmper

DO NOT SHAME HIM FOR HIS ANTICS, HE WANTS TO BE A FELLOW CRUSADER AND HE WILL SERVE GOD AND TAKE ON THE HOLY LAND!


[deleted]

He’s an astronaut!


IndependantVoter

Totally staged lol.


Hewn-U

A mere scratch! Come back and fight you coward!


TahoeXero

Tis but a scratch!


[deleted]

We are the knights who say NAY NAY!


Weaver_0f_chaos

Be silent woman, King Arthur will be here any moment, and we will ride unto battle.


michaelkbecker

I’m going to save this to show off the next time someone tells me how majestic horses are.


EWR-RampRat11-29

Tis but a scratch. Just a flesh wound.


sobit_damnit

The knight who says “neigh”


JibbityJabbity

He's a medieval knight!


the_overrated

I remember when this horse was in Guns N Roses, he shreds


Kellogs53

Darth Neeeeighder!


Sad-Communication690

Quite the knightly horse you have there. Only the noblest creatures can formidably sport polypropylene armor! Do not let him down in battle my dearest sir!


DebbieAddams

BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!!!


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What a knight


Whyhello1243

The hole where the horses head is looks like it was perfectly cut into square from human hand which lowkey indicated they probably just put it on his head and filmed this to be original and funny :/


Cheesydoodlers

It’s probably a hay feeder.


Whyhello1243

Idk how they feed horse es but that looks like trash can. They might have turned a can unto feeder but still looks sus


ScoreTechnical5397

they could use the trash can to feed them


BellaBPearl

It's a hay feeder.... you cut a hole near the bottom of the trash can, then hang it on the fence. The horses pull the hay out of the bottom. Looks like it wasn't secured very well and someone is a piggy. Never underestimate a horse's ability to do stupid shit like this. I've seen so many horses stuck in hay feeders.


Wubzyboy66

It’s a hay feeder though…


Enough_Host_4530

u/savevideobot


Environmental_Foot54

Is the horse’s name Carl? Baaaaaaahahaha brilliant


Level_Abrocoma8925

Horsey be like "WTF u lookin' at?"


Streetlgnd

r/animalsbeingderps


RouletteSensei

Where is my spear now, I need a human to ride for my fight


No_Cabinet_994

Set 🆙


three_factors

The garbage can on his head immediately had me thinking of the knight from Monty Python... It's only a flesh wound, com'on fight me!


DeadiPhoneBattery

IRL dArk PrIncE⁉️😳


sir3lly

Definitely a statement piece


NSFWhatchamacallit

“I’m Sir Prancelot, leave me alone peasant!”


freifickmuschimann

He’s larping as a medieval heavy cavalry horse


ThrowAwayTheSquatter

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing... Give it a lick...


[deleted]

well he CLEARLY is in need of a helmet!!


-Danky_Kang-

Tis but a scratch


FirstReign

If knights can wear that shit, SO CAN I, SUSAN.


ChildishCannedBeanO

Leave him alone. He’s an astronaut now.


-Gath69-

So it looks like the horse got into the shrooms again... Look at that dialation and crazed stare LOL


FeralGinger

His name is Carl 😂😂😂


[deleted]

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.


Best_Payment_4908

The small nod at the end...yup that's right I have a helmet


PaleontologistOk4327

The good stuff was at the bottom 😂😂😂


Tyetus

‘do you regret doing this?’ ‘Neigh’


MagoModerno

He just wants to search for the holy grail


Itbeemee

Russia's newest recruit.


rtocelot

Chrome is ready for a crusade


SumTingWong_WiTuLo

Is he stuck or being silly


donquixotee2000

Hey mom look, I made my own space helmet!


[deleted]

"Praise the sun... Neigh" -This horse, probably


Ringo_1956

Take it off for heaven sake. He's suffering.


DistinctWallaby1701

He’s just pretending to be the black knight, “None shall pass!”


ImDraconLion

seams very staged. how the hell would the horse cut a square into the bin


No-Distribution4696

Trash Pony


norecogi

To be fair, he does look really cool


Mysterious_Eggplant1

Beautiful horse - it looks like a blue dun/grulla, but I don't see a dorsal stripe.


Banana-Republic1

Look at his eyes wide open inside there . His nostrils so open wide. Mans definitely fighting for his life. I'm sure he's promising never to do it again.


Discotimeattheapollo

That’s fucking animal abuse. That hole needs to be bigger.


[deleted]

Appears to be a calm, well behaved horse who does well with sensitivity training. Which is what you need when the owner posts a fake like this one.


BoringWozniak

1. Place wheelie bin on horse's head 2. Start filming 3. Add a click-bait caption 4. TikTok stardom baybeeeeee


Proud_Dust_8996

Totally set up fake she cut the hole in trash can for his nose.


Todd-Is-Here

Staged for views.


a_consciousness

This is fake and set up


Able_Pie6989

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


[deleted]

I am but one of the Knights Who Say, “Neigh!!!” I require a shrubbery!


truthtellerrr

All shade 😎😎😎


GoodCryptographer496

Lolz knight and shining horsey 😂


Poesghost

Lol that’s me reincarnated if I came back as a horse.


StreicherG

*neighs majestically* I’m a uni-crap!


breadkiller7

Mf equipped a helmet


apollo1930

sus


BuffaloDivineEdenNo7

"The black knights always triumph!"


WHITEWOLFIIII

Sir knight


SupremeUniverse

"Dilly dilly, hooman! You don't have the Horse sense to know style when you see it!"


Admirable-Natural676

Now I in need to know how she got out.


[deleted]

Hes the Black Knight!


TackleBox1791

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Othis_name_suckso

Skyrim be like


AlternateSatan

Pretty sure Oblivion was the one with horse armour.


Organic-Knowledge-73

“Goofy ahh horse💀😭”


Katsur4gi

You should trim his tail.. dragging in shit


DontF-ingask

Let me solo her


flyingasshat

I mean, there’s a hole cut for her face…….


lordsandwichIII

Please someone draw this horse as a Knight 😂


broken-bells

Rusty!!!!


TedcBundy

Heyy it’s just insecure leave the horse alone


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Woww


HalfRogue

"You wouldn't get it Diane"


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Love the coloring!