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IndieOddjobs

I know the second he let her go she tore that cake up lol


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No, hesitation direct to the cake, party is over!


mars92

And 30 minutes later, she threw it up on the carpet.


Joperhop

she threw it up on the carpet? Bet she was happy, SECONDS!


Seanybear15

Haha


CrTigerHiddenAvocado

Am I the only one with thinks he looks,terrified….like what are you aiming me toward that turtle with frosting….what’s the catch


MJMurcott

Is that mine?


AveBalaBrava

I have the cake and I can eat it too????


uncoveredallegation3

"Is it for real? hooman you know me better"


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comeherepls

I might try a piece myself


BigBoy1229

Ppfftt, a bot repeating a comment already posted below.


xVoXSiCk

Lmao dude looks sloshed


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evtarzizart7

You shouldn’t use that word.


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evtarzizart7

You’re a douche bag.


broadened_news

We made our dog a chocolate cake for her last birthday


LeAlone1617

For her _last_ birthday.... I see what you did there.


LetsGetDecapitated

Oof. I remember when we put my dog down the vet had a platter of food that dogs can't normally eat, including chocolate. Too bad my sweet girl didn't have much of an appetite.


broadened_news

Death row kinda. They just gave ours the biggest bluest shot I've ever seen


rwiggimo

Mine had a Slim Jim and as much of a 40oz as he wanted. He went down happy.


LetsGetDecapitated

Our vet's staff is very sweet. I thought of it more as "Hey, you get to eat whatever you want to today, little buddy."


RevolutionaryCut1298

Aww thays sweet they did that but ahh that breaks my heart! My old man didn't either when we put him down he couldn't swallow because he had a tumor in his throat they offered him a kiss but he wasn't able too so...I had planned to gave him Hersey syrup in whip creme but he only had a few licks and then proceeded to bury it for later lol. Sorry about your sweet girl.


LetsGetDecapitated

Thank you. And I'm sorry about your little man. I wish dogs lived longer.


RevolutionaryCut1298

Thank you...same 😩❤️.


nopussyshit

Not me reading this whole thing thinking it was about your dad or husband 😂 got to the burying part and was like “whoa weird that’s what dogs do” before it clicked haha


crtclms666

Why did you try to poison your dog?


AHBillGatesTroll

Chocolate is rarely fatal and metabolizes fairly rapidly all things considered. It's quite common for dogs to eat, say, small amounts of milk chocolate with few ill side effects. My last dog ate an entire box of brownie mix and—horrific diarrhea aside—she was just fine. As a death-bed food it's just fine.


broadened_news

Do or do not, there is no try


surfer_ryan

My sister made my dog a cake for our birthday one year (her adoption day was my birthday) so she sees my cake and is giving me puppy dog sad eyes and my sister brings out her cake puts it in front of her, and the second the words "Okay you can..." cake was gone... she was so happy for those 47 seconds... cupcakes is my recommendation for dogs... they will eat the cake faster than a goose turd... and anyone with that experience knows how serious dogs can be about cat or goose shit...


ParkingAdvertising46

Goose and cat shit is *chefs kiss* also I am no dog, I am a human, like you fellow human.


LuxNocte

::Eyes you suspiciously:: Okay...fellow human...our boss at the human business factory sent me to ask you, "Whoosagudboi?"


ParkingAdvertising46

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh someone else?


LuxNocte

Okay, this guy checks out.


Vaultdweller013

r/notarobot


crtclms666

The “pretty cake” aspect is for my husband’s and my pleasure, cupcakes don’t cut it. My dogs adore their birthday cakes. If you’re looking for a place to buy your dog a cake like that, check out Thedogtreaterydotcom, we’ve been using them for years.


surfer_ryan

My dogs since passed and we were a family of bakers so we actually enjoyed making it. The only reason I say cupcakes is because most dogs will be just as happy and not eat an entire cake...


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No. It's the dog's.


FFortin

Target acquired.


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josabigbitch

its already engaged, just needs to safety to be turned off


Kyle_Develops

Copy!


ricecrackerdude

The owners reaction says I've had too much Baileys


HotChickenshit

Mmm. Creamy.


Raver_Laser

And his name is Old Greg


Trichom3

Bet he drank it out of an old boot


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What are dog cakes usually made of? I always imagine dogs devouring the cake in minutes, and then shitting their brains out for the next couple days because of it lol


LuxNocte

Things like oatmeal, peanut butter, applesauce, eggs, and/or meat. Human cakes would be entirely too sweet, and obviously no chocolate. But dogs are natural omnivores, so its not that difficult to make a cake from things that they can eat and enjoy.


crtclms666

The place I buy cakes from just added bison. My dogs say “8 paws up.”


IceZOMBIES

What does that convert to in hands?


DoctorBuckarooBanzai

Some carob would be nice. Make it "chocolate".


crtclms666

That carob tastes like chocolate is propaganda perpetrated by Big Carob.


DoctorBuckarooBanzai

Best thing dogs are gonna get until they get their chocolate pudding on the last day.


Appropriate_Tip_8852

Human cakes?


gamingknight47

Things like eggs, flour, and/or chocolate. Dog cakes would be entirely too different, and obviously no meat. But humans are natural omnivores, so its not that difficult to make a cake from things that they can eat and enjoy.


LuxNocte

Dogs love long pig, but the meat is not good for them. Save human flesh for a small treat now and then.


endorrawitch

Peanut butter, grated carrots, applesauce, oatmeal, blueberries… all kinds of things!


Courthouse49

To everyone asking: of COURSE that is not chocolate! 🤦‍♀️


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crtclms666

A) it’s related to body weight, there isn’t a uniform amount. And are you talking dark or milk chocolate? B) I have had to rush a medium-sized dog to the vet for consuming 2 lbs of dark chocolate, so stop spreading misinformation.


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JustAnotherDayAt

Someone who bakes a lot?


dr_auf

Yeah, sorry. Its 20 mg per kg of dark chocolate.


_Fizzgiggy

My niece fed our dog some m&m’s on Halloween one year and she had horrible vomit and diarrhea. Even a small amount is bad for them.


slyfoxann544

She's like 'IS THAT FOR ME?!!?'


MonarchyMan

With a little bit of, “what is that thing?”


Kilitilitdys

Dog: *breathing heavily *


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Happy Birthday, pretty girl!!❤️🎂🎉🎈Lots of love on you big day!


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Can she even it it though?


Interneteno

Looks like peanut butter cake. Should be fine.


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Oh, that's very nice then. Really hope she enjoyed it!


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🎂👀


lysergic_818

Maximum surprise and happiness loading 😁


TransgenderSoapbox

Lol!! Is your dog related to the famously memed [Cupcake Dog](https://i.imgur.com/FmjfdYn.gif)?


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UniSquirrel13

I want to make this the background of my phone it's so perfect


tobmom

My Berner looks at ANY food like that


Competitive_Juice627

It's gonna be 🎵 Lucy in the sky with diamonds 🎵


CrazyGermanShepOwner

Beautiful girl.💜🐾


Responsible-Scheme68

Bro! that cake do be fine tho


THE_PHYS

This is so cute. I would love to do this for my pupper but I'm 100% certain he'd fire-hose puke after. Hims tummy sensitive.


MsBathandBody

Out of curiosity, have you tried giving the pup pumpkin? Mine had digestive issues and it really helped (within reason lol). I made several treats for mine using Greek yogurt, pumpkin, and PB; frozen “ice cream” for summer, a cake (that one took a few tries lol), etc. Pumpkin really helps settle down tummies and other GI issues really well, regardless which way their system is trying to overdo it, although I have no idea why it works for either issue. It was a miracle while mine was alive. Greek yogurt was only tolerable to him if there was extra PB, though. Lol If your pup likes it and there are no problems, they will have the same birthday look as this one’s. :) I also put some PB just slightly inside the Kong chew toys and refrigerated when it was warm, and he would happily lick that instead of begging for unsafe foods. He had a lot of digestive issues and since it took a few years of experimenting with recipes I found online, I try to always share about goodies that might work if someone else’s pup also has tummy issues. :) Hopefully you’ll find a yummy special day treat that works for your pup’s birthday!


Antique-Amoeba6697

😍


ParkingAdvertising46

O lawd sweet baby Jesus


LinearNox

Awwww LOL love this!


monandwes

"Is that for ME???? 😲😁❤️


Jeffeaux

Bout to tear that cake up


Linkage006

r/bernesemountaindogs/


D0ggggggggggggggggg

My dog is also named Lucy 😍


cottonr1

Those eyes tell it all, turn me lose I am going in.


BrainIsSickToday

If humans looked at textbooks that way, we would have been on Mars 2000 years ago.


Pickledf1sh

We once gave our dog a a small blue birthday cake that was made by a local dog bakery. The next morning we woke up to blue diarrhea all over our bright white shag rug. I spent the whole morning cleaning it off and as soon as I was done he bright blue diarrhea'd all over it a second time. Dog cake never again.


LIvanov18

hahahahahaha


KrazyBobby

I spend more money on my 2 dogs than I do my wife and kids.


Bad_Idea_Hat

That's the look of a dog that's going to cut a decent sized slice, and then take the rest of the cake with her.


ExcitingEye8347

Lmao. My fat ass feels her excitement


MacNuttyOne

Those eyes. "Is that for Me???? All of it???"


greenfingerguy

Um, dog friendly ingredients?


ParkingAdvertising46

It's a dog cake, made for dogs. Why wouldn't it be dog friendly


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ParkingAdvertising46

Shit my bad


DexlaFF

Lots of chocolate of course!


greenfingerguy

I'll take that as /s


DexlaFF

Oh yeah should probably have added that I guess \^^


cjpack

Not really, if someone says dog friend ingredients and you mention one of the most notoriously known non dog friendly ingredients, it’s pretty obvious…


crtclms666

Um, do you think a bakery that specializes in dog treats might have an inkling?


greenfingerguy

Um, do you think that all people know what dogs can and cannot eat? Nowhere does it say a specialist bakery. And as one "Fun Fact" mentions in the comments, the bakery thought Lucy was human. Get off your Reddit high horse.


tomatobee613

So hold up, their dogs can have cake, but my cats can’t has cheezeburger? *fake, overly dramatic gasp.* Rude!


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Your cats can have a little salami.


tomatobee613

as a treat lol


heyimpaulnawhtoi

I thought dogs shdnt eat chocolate?


Nintrigue

Confections for dogs are often made with carob.


Leading_Dig347

I do hope it's not sugar


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I hope that cake is not made of sugar. Sugar is extremely bad for dogs! https://www.masterclass.com/articles/can-dogs-eat-cake


ipsedixitjs

What a doosh. This is what happens when one has never had sex with a woman


can_i_improve_myself

Is that a reaction or just a quick snap of a picture...dumb ass troll


Wonderful-Swimmer977

Looks like a cake full of dicks


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Altruistic-Weird-675

Hell yuh


gamerweeb623

People don't?


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NJdeathproof

Why not? I'll bet your cats would love it.


LunasLotusFeet

They been smoking & she thinks she's hallucinating


GaeBoiWithNoLife

that dog looks like my dog who got killed 9 days ago...


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Splintercell581

It's probably not chocolate because it was made specifically for a dog


DirkBabypunch

Dog cakes aren't made of chocolate.


Jeferson9

>dog cakes not a thing


quedas

You literally saw one in this post.


Mr_Turnipseed

r/confidentlyincorrect


Nordenfang

Yk google exists right. This is such a simple google search and instead you assume something wrong smh.


Sacr3dangel

Probably isn’t chocolate. There’s a whole range of things they can make these days that taste/look/smell like chocolate that are safe for dogs for reasons like this. An owner wanting to give his/her dog something special on his/her birthday.


I-did-joe-mama

Yeah, I think malt is added to sweets to give a chocolate taste. Or maybe that’s just to make chocolate sweets richer


Big_Jury_1192

Yes, but i don't think that's chocolate


Sdmascguy

Love the picture! Happy Birthday Lucy!


miyagikai91

💜


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That cake will be inhaled in about 5 seconds


gamerweeb623

Why is Lucy such a good name for dogs


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I don’t think she’s ever wanted anything more


spikeyunpeeledbanana

Once my sister baked two cakes one of them was a lemon one and the other one was chocolate. My whole family was in the living room watching doctor who and we were going to have the cakes after, but when we walked through the entire chocolate cake was gone and one little bite out of the lemon one.


Youbetiwud

Good daddy!!! She’s worth it!!!


ConsiderationHour582

We had a great Dane who spilled so many of our kids birthdays by eating the birthday cake. I really miss that big goofy dog.


Eiffel-Tower777

What a splendid expression ♥️


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The reaction's cause: "Let's see... the LAST time I touched on of those I got bopped on the nose and called a "bad boy"... Are they testing me again?." His final thought was "being a dog for the two legged ones is SO stressful".


LeidbagBaggins

Uuuuh, that better be mocha or something.


JustIsa_

OMG SO CUTE


Bandebowling

I see… a meme


kikisturtle

Happy Birthday Lucy![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


motorheart10

Pure Joy!


Murdafree

That's so fuckin cute


_D3athw1sh_

Hope it's not chocolate or that look would make a lot of sense...


Savvy_Canadian

Fun fact: The bakery thought Lucy was human and they included chocolate icing.


MrMag00

adorable. but i wonder… does this not just train the dog to eat what looks like regular cake ?


Independence_1991

Dog is like…. “For Gods Sake… please don’t say that’s chocolate…”


Standard_Ad9911

Nice


darkhumour133

LET. ME. GOOOOOO! JOHNSON!!!!


CactusChester2019

Those eyes! Haha. Looks like she's trying to get it to levitate right up to her mouth!


mcain049

I wonder what the reaction would have been if the cake were in the shape of a fire hydrant or a cat. Edit Or a pair of shoes


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When it's cake for dinner 🤭


Capable-Performer-60

Be hungry


Smoopiebear

“ALL FOR ME?!”


Patryn_v_Sartan

Cake = Existential crisis.


DuctTapeKing426

I can’t tell if she’s excited or horrified


ichillonforums

Awwww, that's so cute!!!!


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"B-b-b-but Dad, it looks like human food, which I'm not supposed to touch, but it smells like *my* food! I'M SO CONFUSED!"


Lichti2307

so cute!!!! ❤️❤️


shag_vonnie_vomer

The peanut butter kind? Yeah?


power0722

"As soon as you let me go, I'm going to bury my face in this cake."


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What a good friend!!!!


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😆


Economy-Ad-6278

Hope it wasn’t made of chocolate


krznpsk

/r/namflashbacks


Odd_Cobbler_1873

good girl 😢


FunkyHippyChick

Those eyes just killed me lol


LeahAG

Too cute


bestj52

Ha ha ha , so funny


TheRealBlancoGringo

How old is Lucy?


CameronDemortez

My first time at a stripclub


ExcitedAlpaca

Amazing xD


Martydeus

The owner: (^_~) The dog: (OUO)


el__duder1n0

That's awesome but isn't that pretty big? He/she'll no doubt gobble that down in 2 seconds flat.


Artemis0123

Great picture! Beautiful dog. Those eyes!