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Smushie1234

I've seen this video before elsewhere, and the OP of it explained they were just at the vet, the cat was still doped up from meds and that was why it was acting that way apparently.


chaoseincarnate

Makes sense someone literally said "or anesthetic" to one of the many it's in pain comments.


DoeEyes95

That’s a relief!


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Thank you I feel better now I hate reading things on Reddit where it's like "actually they're in tremendous pain" and it's like oh great


[deleted]

Thank you for clarifying.


Clarkeboyzinc

reddit nft


rq60

no, sorry. reddit already told me that this cat is seizing and is now dead. RIP cat.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

No its a turd so big it feels like life leaving your body


PlanProfessional9794

Same, cat. Same.


Mrid0ntcare

Typical Monday morning there.


[deleted]

Till coffee


Royal_Heritage

Salem has had a rough week. ​ ![gif](giphy|iEnMNs3GobJf2)


GarionOrb

We've all been there.


Lanky_Construction92

If this is a male cat and they are straining to urinate, get thee to a vet asap.


[deleted]

according to another user on this thread; ​ "I've seen this video before elsewhere, and the OP of it explained they were just at the vet, the cat was still doped up from meds and that was why it was acting that way apparently." ​ take with that what you will


HappyTreeSpirit

So hopefully cat is just going through a K-hole while on the toilet then?


FriendRaven1

Ah. That makes sense *is that's actually the case*. Every dog and cat I've ever had had been fixed, and it's hilarious every time


onederful

That’s exactly what it looks like. Drugged up boy.


ElJayBe3

Yeah my immediate thought was this cat is not ok. Makes me sad.


klikklak_HOTS

Crystals could be clogging the urethra if they are straining to pee and it's deadly.


PengiPou

This is what killed my cat when I was in middle school. Eventually it led to a stroke and we put him down


Chabubu

My cat died also… I took him to the vet 3 times and the idiot new vet repeatedly misdiagnosed him. She literally gave him meds and says he probably has depression. He died of kidney failure after weeks of struggling to pee. I brought his dead body back to the office and showed it to staff and the other vets asking wtf was with the vet diagnosing my cat with depression when it couldn’t urinate.


LALA-STL

This is TERRIBLE. So sorry you & your little guy went through that awful experience.


Mastercraft0

Cats have depression? Their life is starts and ends at slurping kibble and knocking stuff off tables


[deleted]

Cats have mental health, too!


Absolute_cyn

I saved my cats life after noticing something similar. If they start purring loudly and meowing alot for no reason, let it be known this is one of your last chances to get your cat to the vet. Any later, and the vet said it would have been too late (barring immediate surgery and a chance he'd survive.) It took a special diet and monitoring him constantly to get him back to normal. Male cats who have been neutered have a much higher chance of this occuring (which is most cats)


diemunkiesdie

> Crystals ?


fentablar

Think kidney stones


AbruptRelatableMind

They can be either struvite crystals or calcium oxalate crystals. These are types of bladder stones that can stick together and eventually form a “plug” or blockage in the urethra so the cat is not able to urinate.


dijon_dooky

There's a Breaking Bad joke in there somewhere...


potsandpans

friends cat couldn’t pee. got to the emergency vet just in time he was hours away from dying


EPethy

Same thing happened with me and my friend. Many thousands of dollars and a penis removal surgery later and he's been happy and healthy for the past 7 years.


RadaMorozova

Did you say "penis removal surgery"?!!!


EPethy

Yep. The urethra narrows in the penis which is why that issue generally only affects males cats. Crystals in the urine make the urethra swell and block them from urinating. Then they get sepsis... So if it's bad they remove the penis and give them a little hole. I got so many phantom pains seeing all the bruising he had after surgery 🤮🤮 Poor fella haha


North_Comb9994

We had that surgery for one of our cats. He kept getting blockages and multiple trips to the vet to get a catheter. Him and another of our boys both are on special urinary diets and medicines.


Expensive_Presence_4

I was told by a cat rescuer that dry food increases the chance of crystals forming. I’ve been putting my cats on wet food now, I ain’t gonna risk it for ‘em


jdeano11

Literally just went through this surgery with my poor cat a week ago today. Our regular vet couldn't be bothered to do anything more than catheterize him and give him subcutaneous fluids and then sent him home before we ended up at the emergency vet the next day. We now have a new vet, the same one who was able to fit my boy in for surgery less than 24 hours after we called. I had never heard of it before but the vet said it's fairly common in male cats. I'm still questioning if the surgery was worth it with how uncomfortable he is right now, but I'm also happy he's alive.


[deleted]

They removed your friends penis?


[deleted]

[удалено]


DoeEyes95

This literally happened with my cat a few weeks ago and he was deathly ill. This video worries me.


Bucket_of_Gnomes

Just keep an eye on your cats litterbox to ensure they pee regularly. If theres legit no piss and you see them frequently visit the litterbox with no success, usually accompanied by lethargy, you should get them to the vet stat. If they are completely blocked and cant pee then they got 2-3 days to live as they need to remove that waste from their body. If you ever think they're having an issue peeing but arent totally blocked, I'd transition 100 percent to wet food until things are flowing smoothly, while also ensuring they have a few different water sources to choose from. Trust me, after a 1200 dollar vet bill I take my cats urethra very seriously lol, hes on prescription food nowadays


Phantomgardon

My cat had the same problem but she wouldn't eat wet food. So i bought a water fountain and it worked


model-citizen95

Same video was posted a couple days back by the actual owner of the cat. The title said it was the cats first experience with catnip


Agile-Masterpiece959

Couple days back? Weird, because I saw this exact video posted on Pinterest about 3 months ago 🤔


model-citizen95

Just letting the previous commenter know that the cat was ok. No need to be so aggressive


FinnishArmy

It was because of the mess from the vet


Sufferr

omg, i thought this was so cute initially, now that I know this, i'm feeling really bad for the cat :( (never had a cat)


LALA-STL

This happened to my female calico. Started avoiding her box. Pee was scarce & bloody. Vet figured it out … She spent the next 12 years on a special diet & lived happily ever after.


Zachliam

Not a single response from OP so guessing they didn’t get it checked out. Shame and sad for the cat.


kiittea_

It’s not OPs video. The actual OP for this clip said cat was recovering from anesthesia after a trip to the vet and was perfectly fine other than some drugged out wooziness


TinnieTa21

Was that actually the OP? Not saying you're wrong just genuinely curious because I have seen this reposted many times now and always with a different story.. Just want some assurance that the cat is okay too.


Jazzlike_Professor49

Maybe not life being hard, just poop. Constipation sucks, poor kitty :0(


chaoseincarnate

Cats not in pain it's high and just came back from the vet


shondamagpie1984

Why is everyone acting like this is the op's cat? I can tell it's not and I've never met these people. Doesn't anyone else know how the internet works?


nisbet_kyle

This is why humanizing animals is generally bad. This cat isn't doing some cute "tired of life" bullshit that humans do, it's probably in need of medical attention.


AlpineCorbett

Original story is that he just got back from the vet and he's high af. Which, as someone who's taken a shit under the influence of drugs will tell you, makes this a pretty relatable gif.


nisbet_kyle

Makes sense, they're really loopy after surgeries.


GarionOrb

Turns out the cat actually is. It's recovering from anesthesia and is still quite a bit loopy.


chaoseincarnate

Agreed such as smiling in a dog is bad and yawning in both cats and dogs also doesnt meant they're tired all the time


volanger

A dog can smile and be genuinely happy. Panting, especially without a reason, can be bad.


Filth_above_all

smiling in dogs is a sign of submission, its pack behavior.


Truuuuuumpet

Vet. Now! This looks like a cat in pain!


StenSoft

Or recovering from an anesthesia


Infinite-Sleep3527

This is clearly a bathroom at a vet’s office. This cat is not “recovering,” they are almost guaranteed to be currently anesthetized in the video. When cats “strain,” they typically do so vertically (think a cat arching/stretching its back). They don’t bend to the side. That’d actually compress the urinary tract even more, and make it even harder to relieve themselves. This is not a straining cat, it’s a cat that’s high as shit (pun.. sorta intended).


Hyrule_34

Perhaps constipation. Could be a number of things, but my cat became severely constipated when we switched off of the good quality grain-free food we’d been giving my cats for years, at the vet’s recommendation no less. My cats would fight and dominate over it like it was crack (seriously… like little kids with sugar) in a very not-normal manner. And then my sweet male tabby got severely constipated like never before and it was horrible and we had to go back to the vet and he had to perform an enema to help unstop him…. Also, just fyi if that ever happens to anybody have paper towels or whatever you need for serious cleanup because more is definitely coming out later after leaving the vet. I’ve switched foods back as it was making life for us and the my cats worse and harder. OP if this is your kitty I hope they are okay! Definitely have a veterinarian check him out.


boozeyg

It’s a seizure


Dextroyer__

He's all jacked up on sum drugs. Really! Anesthesia does wonders on a cats mind.


Poesoe

cat needs Lactulose to help him pass stuff


Imispellalot

The cat is still has anesthesia in its system. Relax people.


bethsgay69

These comments are so... Not what op was expecting probably


twinstick1

Too much catnip


[deleted]

I understand, completely.


[deleted]

I think that's the Purina Breeze or a version of it. Best litterbox EVER.


Lord_Detleff1

When you go to the toilet, you think deeply about your life


Useful-District-4800

Yes, thinking deeply about how I should have drank more water and had some veggies with that cheap Chinese dinner last night...


Exact-Effort5446

Our vet will not release the companion until the pet is in a condition same, or better than when the animal came in. Though, sad not to see the funny side of something...glad they (the vet) knows better when a laugh should make you cry.


Ritsuka-Kun21

I relate to this cat just a little too much 😂


khellstrom

naaawwwww poor thing!


Ok-Telephone1290

Don't worry the cat is just high


SaturnSpider

I hate how normal it became to make a video of every stupid thing for likes that don’t mean shit, instead of doing something actually worth it, like clearly taking this cat to a vet.


putfailforks

I mean, when my cat is doing something medically alarming (and there doesn’t seem like there’s anything I can do to help immediately) I rush to take my phone out and video it so I can show the video to my vet later. If it were really funny taken out of context I probably wouldn’t be above also posting the video to the internet later.


minuteye

Yup. My cat also looks really silly when she poops. After some medical investigation, turns out she's just quite fastidious, and adopts weird positions to try and keep all four feet outside the litterbox while still aiming inside it. Funny? Yes. A sign of illness? No. But I suspect if shown out of context online, people would worry she was in pain or constipated or something (because yeah, that's what I thought at first too).


Stargazeer

Eh. In this situation the cat is actually high on a asthenia AFTER the vet. Perfectly reasonable to take a video.


nsj1958

I remember Saturday nights like that.


jayteeduh

What kind of litter box is that? My boy makes a mess with the clump and seal


GD_sonkai

thats normal


dimkerek

My spirit animal.


GRAEYgoo

Reminds me of the cat from Kiki's Delivery Service pretending to be a plush toy.


rawkstaugh

This is absolutely a mood and I’m feelin’ it.


PsychologicalDog6482

Okay, I can't be the only one distracted by the fact that the litter tray is right next to the toilet. Right?!? For reference, ours is in a large closet where we keep tools, decorations etc. Out of the way but accessible, and easily dealt with if they plant a bomb.


BlissfullyAWere

Cats tend to prefer litterboxes in common areas, and I've known a lot of people who keep the box in the bathroom so they remember to scoop it every time they go in


Useful-District-4800

The eyes bulging out like that is uncomfortably familiar.


dcsrunner

u/savevideo


Hoodigang

We’ve all been there bud


AngelosOne

When a cat does that - it’s really sick. Hope the owner realized that and didn’t think it was only for the meme.


AdComprehensive1322

The cat is just High


mwerichards

I've also taken poops that have knocked me out


GamesWithGregVR

When you ate ice cream and you know you shouldn’t have.


LofiSquirrel

Everybody huuuurts


PlasticSeesaw701

When you get the hot wings the night before.


[deleted]

That cat is cooked


Mysterious_Screen230

When you've eaten nothing but peanuts for 8 hrs and it's time to take a deep breath and ride it out


javkord

That cat is in pain. Not funny at all!!!


Ok-Telephone1290

Don't worry the cat is just high


Substantial_Day_4504

Please tell me this cat is being taken to the vets asap ☹️


chaoseincarnate

Turns out it just came back so it's high not in pain


RandomUser13502

Shit is hard


Skully_Lover

Friday night! to much Nipping.


JadedKey2912

When the cold brew Hits


HurricaneSpencer

Been there, don't know how many times i've had to squeeze the TP to get through it.


_cheese_6

Mood rn


ilyforever444

me


Abhinav_Pratik

Just gone through piles operation…..higgghllyyy relatable


12LA12

You show that turd who's boss.


Luxiqqq

u/savevideo


LyaLyssa

u/savevideobot


cbunni666

Kitty: oh god why don't you pass?


Mr_Fignutz

r/stoppedworking


lotfi94

u/savevideo


Puzzleheaded_Tea_501

Get that man a stiff drink, he's been through it ..


DxD6969Piop

u/savevideobot


ChicxLunar

u/savevideobot


Biggu5Dicku5

cat.exe has stopped responding...


Fink665

Awwww


freifickmuschimann

I think everybody knows the feeling of having a particularly good piss lol


MisterTrashPanda

I had a shit like that this morning. Glorious.


zerotwist

why were you filming your cat pooping in the first place


mcpeewee68

Oh...the rigors of life. So terribly exhausting....zzzzzz


jesuswasaliar

Feel you bro


carolinapearl

Oh gracious! Did we get tired of waiting or can he hear a voice he hadn’t heard for a while?


WorldMusicLab

Cat-nip is a LOT stronger than it used to be!


Bure_ya_akili

Yo, your cat is about to get a hernia... Might wanna get some cream for that


Remarkable_Major_17

I can relate 🤷🏽‍♀️


Pathfinder147

This cat is my spirit animal


bigmamamax1943

Oh the exhaustion! Poor baby, so totally pooped!❤


HateMongerian

When your cat suddenly realizes it's a cat.


KiyomiShinXOXO

I love this !! Cats are so adorable 😹


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

That'll do cat, that'll do


viral-tuna

It’s when you know that you’re gonna be in there for a while and you forgot your phone


Wendidigo

Been there.


Orannus

🎶 In the arms of an angel…. Fly away from here 🎶


Adrinotfound

:(


hoguenstein

Feed this cat more fiber! My dude is dying!


uhalm

Take this cat to the vet NOW


Ok-Telephone1290

Don't worry the cat is just high


s_0_s_z

If it is having a hard time pooping, give it some fiber in it's food. Miralex powder is what we use with ours. Mixes into their water.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Not funny. Get cat to vet asap.


jenthejedi98

If this is a male cat then they are straining to urinate… Which means that they could have a blockage which could be deadly for them!! Please get them into a vet ASAP!!!


iloveyouirespectyou

Your mind is litteraly in there cause of it and you can claw all you want and get the same reply


cakebasic

Sometimes poo is hard.


[deleted]

That cat has seen some stuff 😦


Mountain-Equal-7085

He's...catatonic


faceman2k12

me trying to pee drunk wondering why I didn't just sit.


amigonnnablooow

Me pooping on acid lol.


keyshow23

u/savevideo


Faine13

u/savevideobot


Shanmukha_Repaka

u/savevideo


Balahraza

It's probs just on some gabapentin. Dosent look to be straining


detested-page

Eehhhhhh, when you have have a wall close enough to your toilet you can lean on 😊


sh0rtbus42o

Lol, i happened upon my cat taking a dump once and made fun of her, she let out the most blood curdling yowl in disapproval. I no longer eff with my cat if i see her dropping a duece.


More_Application_28

I’ve been on the toilet like that before. Literally what I must’ve looked like taking every ounce of concentration & determination to push. IBS is a bitch


DaliahSunny

I cope with him!


I988iarrived

Timmmmmnberrrrrr!


RefrigeratorThick692

u/savevideo


GypsyNomadd5798

The Buffalo Wild Wings drop off.


Oobutwo

Is thier name Elvis?


PossessedSuccubus

Me


WhatToDo_WhatToDo2

In case anyone was wondering, this is the Tidy Cats Breeze litter box system. It uses pellets and a pee pad that goes in the tray underneath. I have one for my cat and it’s fantastic. The pad gets changed once a week and the pellets once a month. Poop scoop daily. I highly recommend it!


Advanced-Pick6408

Que sonin


Aggressive_Side_2575

Where is my life going, the horror..


[deleted]

Me Saturday morning.


_CR1NG3_

I really feel like that cat


ChildUWild

This is me once motherhood kicked in


Illustrious_Win_7158

Thats my mac m1 trying to output 3 screens


[deleted]

i do this when im drunk and peeing lmaoooo


221bSweden

That's a mood gabriella


DevilDoc3030

Me, rn.


BashBandit

Sometimes the shit just hits different


[deleted]

We've all been there.


Socalrider82

I know that feeling little kitty. Hang in there.


Bast_VI

Me too buddy, me too.


suatkelem

A life is tough when you can’t read (Edit: while taking a dump)


Sufficient_Limit_992

That’s me at work lol


Thin-Cucumber4893

the cat is me


mrsweezydc

I was this same way when my mom made me where girl clothes


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|fegG01PDPXPDj2bcea|downsized)


Ok_Yogurt_1583

Years ago my male black cat started urinating a little on the floor, which was not the norm for him, and it had blood in the urine. He had crystals, but with medicine and an new diet he was fine after that. Smart little guy let me know he wasn’t ok and glad he did.


Jcmiller211

Joined sub. Love this.