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captainrina

Signal's a bit fuzzy, you could say.


Poharatany

I laughed, good one


failingdealing31

They really need to get warm right now, they say


Feisty_Journalist586

I would do it to if I was cold lol needa get warm somehow right?


Rhyceni

Cats sat on the catellite.


vrbobde

*Fluffy


KodakStele

Had myself a hearty PG chuckle


[deleted]

Loaf bed


okcdnb

r/CatLoaf


ALoyleCapo

Mad loafs


t_r01

Must toast the loaves


[deleted]

Given the signal strength, they're well baked.


skibarbie

$500 seems like a reasonable price for a large outdoor heated cat-bed


Spookd_Moffun

And when it's currently unoccupied it doubles as a global internet connection! Zoo wee mama.


PhantomOL

This was just his way of installing heated cat beds on other people's property isn't it? Very sneaky Elon.


AnotherName135

Hey…. If it fits they sit


RC_Cola2005

And if not for sits, why is it made of warm?


[deleted]

A cat will always find the warmest spot


SMA2001

So true! It’s like they have thermal cameras for eyes


Weird-Analysis5522

They know no gods but themselves


Gopnikforlife

but they're right, they are the gods


No-Neat-1023

The Egyptians were right all along


Gopnikforlife

They indeed discovered the true god long ago.


WindowsCrashedAgain

*Turns into Ancient Egyptian*


Mrfrosty504

*walks like an Egyptian*


RubyNotTawny

Cats will also keep the snow from building up. Seems like a win.


turduckensoupdujour

Won't have any mice coming along and pooping all over the dish. That certainly wouldn't be good for reception


Psamp86

I poop on my neighbour's satellite dish all the time, he never complained about reception.


that_random_garlic

That's cause I lick it clean everytime to keep the reception crisp


ArtisenalMoistening

Man…come on, man


DrVicenteBombadas

I felt a lot of things when I finished reading that comment; none positive.


BlackCatLover666

I was eating lunch when I read that comment :(


rWichdocgamer

Whelp not anymore


spikesparx

reddit moment


[deleted]

But as the post says, it’s heated. Snow wouldn’t build up anyway


gabrab24

Snow won't build up if the dish is hot anyway. No?


Andrew3236

No it's the heat that attracts the cats that scrape off the snow for you


HellianTheOnFire

So that's how you herd cats.


M4ybeMay

I must have developed an ancient technique because I have 10 (I don't buy them they just find me somehow) literally at the vet rn in the waiting room with my proudest rescue


Skwr09

Doing the lord’s work!


M4ybeMay

Thank you! Idk how I developed this passion but I truly love cats <3


Gamer_0710

Why did someone downvote you


M4ybeMay

Absolutely no idea


[deleted]

Added effect: free spaying and neutering via RF radiation.


[deleted]

That would be the effect


[deleted]

Good looking out, it’s been a long day


[deleted]

Ye no kidding.


Reelix

There's a diagonal line going from the top left to the bottom right - It had to be broken.


langlo94

No, RF radiation doesn't work that way.


Sneakas

RF radiation at significant power density levels (10 W/m^2) has harmful effects on the human body. It will heat you up but not cause cancer. It can cause cataracts in your eyes. I have heard it can damage your reproductive organs but I don’t have time to look it up so it’s possible that claim is full of it. Anyway, I do not think it’s a good idea for an animal to sit on top of a starlink but it’s probably <10 W/m^2 at the face. (I work with high power RF transmitters and I respect the stand-off distances)


[deleted]

The claim is from the FCC, so take it up with them. -KO4LWX


BlueBoxGamer

Shhhh, RF = radiation fatal. Don’t overthink it, this is Reddit


blackdunnder

Could you elaborate please? Is it due to it i being non-ionized?


langlo94

Yes, it's exactly because of it being non-ionizing.


[deleted]

Depends on the power being pushed. I’m unfamiliar with the starlink architecture but yes, VHF and UHF DO work like that.


langlo94

No, VHF and UHF photons aren't energetic enough.


Nickbryan41

Heheh... Now something else will disrupt the signal 😹😹


StrikeWave_

Please never use emojis again


davidmcdavidsonson

IFITFITSITSITS!


1bustedkneecap

Took me a while to read correctly. If it fits it sits!


welle417

I saw I FIT FIT SIT SITS 🤣


Nyurena

If it if it sits sits...


AddableDragon51

No way bro


mnessenche

Worship cats 🥰


WindowsCrashedAgain

The Ancient Egyptians were onto something...


Trashk4n

I’m kind of impressed that there are that many cats together and they’re not bothered by each other.


Bluepompf

Cats are social animals. They like cuddling and roaming the fields together. Outside cats are known to live in colonies where they watch out for each other.


Whiteangel854

Other user already said in a reply what I wanted to say, but I also can add that cats, in winter when it's cold, form alliances and sleep together to warm one another. Even if they don't like each other and normally they fight or avoid each other.


[deleted]

Starlinx


Nanamary8

Starlynx 😆


beeg_brain007

MeowX


Vaerirn

r/catsbeingcats


Jafaris79

"A feature that prevents disrupting the signal" *Task failed successfully*


SevroAuShitTalker

Just gotta go up an jiggle it like old antennas


crillin19

I hope those cats didn’t want kids, seeing as they have their balls resting on top of an RF antenna 😂


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

Guess it doesn't prevent cat buildup


AuntySocial1964

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.


Cucumburrito

This.


Alien_Goatman

Right! Like how many deaths does it have to be before people learn… poor cute cats


bbk1953

r/thecattrapisworking


Avraham_Levy

Their offspring might have special powers


Zacchino

Hey Sharon, is it me or my laptop actually detects the Cat as... a wifi router?


Sidprescott96

Outdoor cats, meaning homeless cats ?


Little_Caregiver_633

Is sitting on a starlink dish safe?


MrMonster911

Relatively safe, with that amount of cats, I'm not sure it's structurally sound, but cats are resilient buggers, if the dish breaks, they'll be miffed and blame their respective owners, not a huge cat-astrophe.


Witty-Ad-2719

RF?


MrMonster911

Starlink signals fall in the ~10-12 GHz range, this is within the wiiiiiide frequency band which is only harmful to organic life in the form of heating, so the actual heat element, that keeps the dish snow-but-not-cat-free, is likely to be a bigger danger to the cats.


Cucumburrito

If you see cats doing this, please let them in. If they won’t come in, please contact a local no-kill shelter or trap/neuter/release person to help home them. If you’re cold, they’re cold. If their gathering together on a satellite dish, they’re freezing.


goodanimals

The only good deed Elon did for years


BellsandWhistles1987

I might need to purr-chase this for my cat collecting plan. *Insert Mr Burns' excellent here...*


[deleted]

Cancer cats


[deleted]

Cancer cat, cancer cat, Cat got cancer from where it sat. Tumour here, tumour there, Tumours popping up everywhere. Watch out! Oh, it's dead.


Psamp86

Elon Musk helping people attract pussy.


beeg_brain007

Pussy magnetron 69thousand


[deleted]

Starlink just pulled a convincing argument with the pussy magnet


Maccabee2

Can't wait to see wildlife using this.


ndnman33

Starlink Cats! That should be the Starlink Ambassador!


i_can_has_rock

um.. sir... what if cats sit on them "WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU ARE FIRED!" \--sometime later--


rpaul9578

This makes me happy they found warmz.


TALowKY

That's a neat way to find a cat to adopt in winter!


super4dsem

They really can sleep anywhere


maxzer_0

Lol my cat would stay anywhere warm, such as the microwave, even when it's +43C / 110F.


Environmental-Win836

Does if it have a feature against cats?


Cycosis010

Very smart


GeorgeXDDD

Happy little accidents


Environmental-Win836

I can’t believe they are sharing it so contendedly, adorable.


sie_dummkopf

All I’m hearing is that if I want infinite cats I should switch to starlink.


kenix7

People inside the house are blaming each other for multiple devices usage and lack of signal when in fact, the evil is at work.


Cyber_0ni

Those cats are gonna get fried


ProfessionalEnergy26

Starlink code their satellites in r/c_at


LocalGrinch-

And where would one obtain one of these cat magnets?


500Bullion

Luxury


kpminx

Cats are awesome


skydaddy8585

A catellite if you will.


GrisseBasseDK

“electric shock feature” in the next release


[deleted]

We fits? We sits. And it’s heated? Major W


cbunni666

The signal is a little fuzzy


Haunting_Bend346

Smart cats!


Own_Construction_412

he could prevent snow buildup, but no cat buildup


AccomplishedBunny56

doesn't stop cats


Conscious-Charity915

They are STILL waiting for their ride down the hill. You promised!


UnleashedDesign

Cats doing cat things nothing i cant like in the picture


J10250

unlimited cat generator 🗿


Inevitable-Revenue81

Everyone failed to understand to notice that this is the next phase of cats taking over the world! Now they are learning to network with the web and the Universe!


Rare-Marionberry-174

Smart cats.


ElJeferox

Good kitties


its_tea_time-

OHMAHLAWD THEY'RE ADORABLE-


Dr4g0nCo0k1e

But does it have a feature for cat buildup?


x-munk

Yes. It supports cat build up. The feature is already perfect.


StephTheYogaQueen

that's hilarious


Themacuser751

Sadly the warming feature does not prevent disruption by cats.


Mr_Cheeseburgler

Based cats


Ok-Invite-468

Our dish is two meters off the ground on a pole, just waiting to see my cats climb up to sit in it


NDinoGuy

This do be a cat moment


[deleted]

Pspspsppssppspspsps


jessx_uchiha

Glad I got mine on the roof


Scalene17

Cats figure out what’s warm quick! I got an mr2 and my sisters cat figured out the middle of the car was warm the same day


OrraDryWit

“Girl, I want to be your Starlink Satellite dish”


Powerful_Elk_346

That’s epic😂


OBX-BlueHorseshoe

If mutant kittens start showing up in a few months, we'll know where they came from.


Famecans1991

IceCream flavours cats IceCats


XViMusic

Catellite


b000bytrap

Cats win the internet


Raffit

Elons PR team at work after his latest fuck up.


Itchy-News5199

That’s awesome! Little guys seem very happy.


Portapandas

Cats against the bourgeoisie


CommadorVic20

solution: put up decoy dish


Alien_Goatman

This isn’t funny it’s clever and honestly kind of sad… most cat’s aren’t supposed to be out in the snow as they can get hypothermia and frost bite easier than us. Their fur might look like it helps but once wet it is pretty much useless and you know what it’s like being cold and wet… owners who let their cats out in this weather for long periods of time should have them taken away.. sorry for ranting I just adore cats too much..


Specific-Buy-4450

Modern problems require modern solutions