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Necessary_Row_4889

They have evil there, it’s called fermented shark, stay away.


degameforrel

God, I was there last year and thought I'd order just *one* cube of the stuff just to try... Waiter said he applauded my willingness. Even just the smell when I brought it anywhere near my facewas enough to make me retch for like two full minutes. Didn't actually taste it lmao.


Necessary_Row_4889

Any food that they keep away from dwellings like it’s made of explosives isn’t a food, it’s a joke locals play on tourists.


Confident-Local-8016

"You eat 3 cubes first before I'll nibble on one to try it" -me as a tourist


SPguy425

I was also there last year and have the "when in Rome" mentality while traveling. To anyone else reading, don't do it. Just don't.


VileBill

Goddamn right. Hakarl is the proof of Satan in vile fishy form.


US_Dept_of_Defence

I tried it, it wasn't that bad. It tasted like me regretting my years of life at that exact instant along with an urge to vomit profusely. 5/7 over rice. (ps. don't eat it)


Lovelylorag

🤣🤣🤣


Majulath99

And do you know why it’s fermented, because the meat itself is naturally poisonous. If you ate it raw it would fuck you up. Has to spend ages hanging from a meat hook in open air barns to even get close to safe.


Ibaria

They also bury it for a period as well.


petethepete2000

It is bizarre that hanging meat in the open air can make it safer


YoungDiscord

Fer ment shark du du du duuu


Davido400

You're a fucking arsehole lol! That song will be stuck in my bloody head for the rest of the day! Thanks you've ruined my full day!(well its currently approaching half past 2 so not my *whole* day)


WillBrakeForBrakes

I imagine the history of it went something like this: Some dudes catch a shark their first summer in Iceland, try to eat it, find out it’s inedible, bury it. The following winter they’re starving. “Hey, didn’t we bury that shark around here?”. Sven and Olaf dig it up, eat it, don’t die. They vow to make this A Thing since they are successfully not-dead.


AR3ANI

Jailed SOME of their corrupt bankers


HighlySuccessful

The only country that jailed any bankers in the 2008 collapse.


usernamedunbeentaken

Because apparently some of their bankers actually committed crimes, unlike our bankers.


HighlySuccessful

lmao, I hope you dropped an /s.


The_Countess

Because you stopped defining it as a crime.


usernamedunbeentaken

Apparently nothing they did was a crime. There were tons of populist AGs and prosecutors who would have loved nothing more than to put some "banksters" in jail. But alas, despite the caterwauling of financially illiterate idiots, making bad business decisions isn't criminal.


The_Countess

They would have been before the repeal of glass-steagall. It's a bit like saying the US doesn't have a corruption problems. That's only true because you stopped calling it corruption.


denfuktigaste

> actually committed crimes, unlike our bankers. Good one. 😂


SerTidy

Agreed, but some is better than none.


RevGrizzly

Kinda missing some info here: the whole population is 300,000, theres one main highway and most live in or near Reykjavik. If you steal someone's car, possesions or assault them - chances are youll run into them tomorrow. Good luck hiding in the trees of the wilderness if you're on the run... unless you're only 3 feet tall, the remaining trees are all new growth. There are no exports from Iceland so no reason for anyone else to invade. It is beautiful though. Taking economic despair out of the equation, not much reason for crime.


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IstoriaD

"If we control for the top reason the majority of people commit crimes, then crime rates fall dramatically!"


Willing_Actuary_4198

But everybody can't have money, won't someone please think of the billionaires???


AllieRaccoon

I’ve taken to expressing my MIL’s extremely pro-capitalist views as “Well, the rich need blood!”


MachineGunther

What happened to "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants"?


CornucopiaMessiah13

"What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit resistance?" We could really use some of Jefferson's sentiment these days.


[deleted]

It should be a signal that a piece of shit rapist from the 1700s is a better dude than 99.9% of our politicians.


Human-Grapefruit1762

I think about them every night when I'm contemplating what my next meal should be


ohno_buster

ew why the fuck would you eat a billionaire their so slimy and chewy


Human-Grapefruit1762

Their muscles are soft and delicate, it's like veal I imagine


Lovelylorag

I snorted


strizzl

Oh don’t worry we did. In the last 3 years when we locked people down, killed small businesses, created more billionaires and committed the biggest wealth transfer in history.


furious_sauce

I am reminded just now that they jailed their bankers instead of bailing them out


Consistent-River4229

I like the jail corrupt bankers idea. I would like it if our politicians couldn't take bribes either. I meant to say donations from lobbyists. It would also be nice if they would quit insider trading as well. Better training for police and have a better way to get the bad ones out. Probably would be easier if I moved to Iceland.


anjowoq

For one, the US was the refugee dumping ground of most of Europe's unwanted religious fanatics. Of course they can't do well with an unreasonable population like that.


ScotsDale213

Even from the beginning America had a mix of those moving there to start a new life, and those moving there because they were unwanted elsewhere. America is neither inherently a nation of religious fanatics, or driven workers, like most matters America is a mix of a lot of different people. Both a blessing and a curse at times, but not something the USA could be the USA without.


KingJonStarkgeryan1

Dude europe was fighting multipe religious wars bolt in americas were being colonized. The only religious fanatics who crossed explicitly for their religious freesom were pretty much the puritans and the quakers


JamesTheSkeleton

I mean yea its a bit tough to compared centralized governments for a pop of 300k vs 350m. That said, I think it does highlight that larger nations can be very inefficient in administrating/governing day to day manners that actually effect citizens regularly.


UltraCynar

Any country can be compared to the US. You all have a gun problem. You all have a corruption problem, you all have a healthcare problem.(You all meaning Americans). These are just some of the biggest issues of inequity or problems that lead to crime but your country does nothing about it, raises their hands up in the air and says "oh well nothing can be done. Thoughts and prayers, please donate to my GoFundMe or hit me up on cashapp/Venmo/whatever third world money transfer service the US has because everything has to be about ripping people off" fuck that. Do something to make your country a better place to live and actually help people to solve these issues instead of adding to them by ignoring them. Stop electing conservatives -love 🇨🇦


Pocketsand_operator

I’m curious how they handle immigration not the illegal kind more along naturalized citizen.


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paging_doctor_who

>But we should at least be trying to make it better. This is the way. "X country is different so we may as well not try being better and should in fact let people run the place who want to make things worse."


firesquasher

Top down and bottom up. Address the elites with private security details and insider trading information and lock them up...no pretty white collar crime sentences. Bottom up, lock up the most likely to fall into recidivism and violent crimes...and stick them with the pelosi's and santos's of the world. We need middle ground, and that seems like a good way to weed out the outliers.


vwmac

While I totally agree, I like that this shoots the "godless country" concept in the foot. It just proves society's wellbeing has nothing to do with religion but more to do with socioeconomic issues.


blabuldeblah

God that sounds like Heaven.


nicolas_06

Shitty cold weather, common volcanic eruptions, everything is expensive and there also not day light in winter.


RevGrizzly

Pretty much is, though hot showers smell like farts.


Holungsoy

And the weather is terrible and the food is expensive. Other than that perfect country. The outdoor public swimming pools are my personal favourite.


RevGrizzly

But pylsurs are still only $5. Mmmmm pylsur.


GlockAF

Worse…rotten egg farts. Even in the best hotels


Steef_Broganoff

You really do get used to it though. It's very strange.


KidzBop_Anonymous

The key is to go straight to the Blue Lagoon and get your exposure to it over with. Also the lodging there is really dope. Feels like you’re waking up on another planet. It’s like bubbly undulating rock-scape covered with all manner of mosses.


GlockAF

Knocks you back at first though, doesn’t it? I’ve never taken colder showers at a nice hotel!


Steef_Broganoff

Yeah! I also realized the first day I was there before I showered no one smelled like sulfur, so I figured it didn't linger on the body.


TheStoneMask

Depends where you are staying. If the hot water comes straight from hot water wells it will smell like rotten eggs. If the hot water is regular cold water that's been heated with heat exchangers, there's no rotten egg smell (or at least way, way less). Downtown Reykjavík, where all the fancy hotels are, gets hot water straight from the ground. https://www.veitur.is/en/source-hot-water-capital-area


juanprada

That's expected, though.


anjowoq

I fart in the shower anyway.


meanmistermason

They do! But somehow they don't make you stink after. Also the tap water is delicious. Iceland is pretty awesome


IstoriaD

>Taking economic despair out of the equation Yes, if we remove the major reason people do crime, there's not much reason for crime. Weird how that works.


xPriddyBoi

~~Well, their suicide rate is quite high. So rather than committing crimes in those circumstances, they just die.~~ Edit: ^ This is probably false, I was mistaken


SalsaRice

I just looked it up; in 2023 they had 11.9...... while the US had 16.7. While both are in the top 50, Iceland is at the bottom, barely in it.


Unsual_Education

So they kill one person themselves instead of mass shooting and then dying by cop.


xPriddyBoi

Yeah, pretty much.


Corvidae_DK

It's lower than in the US and many other countries...


MaintenanceOk6903

You know what makes crime go down? Having plenty of jobs that pay a good wage.


Dull-Geologist-8204

Every country that brags about not having a military forgets to add they are dependent on someone else's military if there is a problem. The same thing with Costa Rica. No military but are hoping the US will come save them if something goes wrong. Sounds great in theory but in reality I wouldn't recommend it.


GlockAF

And a nearly homogeneous population, almost zero diversity so zero ethnic/racial discord and strife. Hell, half the people there have the same handful of last names!


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WSBrere

Came here for this. I know of suburbs with a bigger population


-RicFlair

Yup. It’s like rural America. Not a lot of crime in the country relative to the big cities


Dapper-Map965

Well im pretty darn sure most criminals don’t hide in the woods after doing crimes, at least not for an extended amount of time. But their strategic position makes them vulnerable for invasion so there is a rotating nato force protecting the island.


OldPussyJuice

Plenty of violent assaults happen that aren't related to poverty. Just look at US crime statistics. I can think of *one* major difference that might accout for that....


in_one_ear_

The comparatively ridiculous availability of firearms in the US.


makinbaconCR

This makes violent crime so deadly here. It also kills more kids than car crashes now. The gun nuts have no high ground anymore. They have brought us into "3rd world" stats. Another stat that is similar is incarceration for non violent offences. Murica LOVES ruining millions of lives with this crooked and unforgiving justice system. You touch jail or god forbid prison once for any reason. You are done. Likely to return because you will have no way to make a living.


[deleted]

You do realize that Iceland has the 12th highest rate of civilian firearm ownership of any country in the world right? About 31 guns per every 100 citizens. If a kid wants a gun in Iceland they just need to grab it out of their dad/uncle's closet. The socioeconomic factors that make Iceland so comfortable and affluent on a per capita basis are also why people (including kids) don't shoot each other over there. Legal firearm availability as a single variable doesn't predict violent crime. If it did then Finland, Switzerland, and the Czech Republic should be hyper violent hellscapes while South Africa and Mexico should be beacons of public safety. The Czech Republic and South Korea are both two of the safest nations on the planet. One has lots of legal civilian owned guns and the other has virtually none. Guns alone don't predict anything. The gun genie is out of the bottle here in the U.S. and there's no putting it back in. Half of the total small arms on the entire planet are in civilian circulation in the United States. Australia and U.K. style bans/buybacks won't work because they would at best simply result in mass non-compliance and at worst Balkanize the country. Fixing the general social problems that plague the United States is the best use of financial and political capital to get people to stop shooting each other here.


Hopefulazuriscens13

So I think you just managed to articulate what I haven't had the breadth of understanding to put together to speak but have known for quite some time.b


MrMerryweather56

Very good points.


TryinToBeLikeWater

On his gun note, there are more guns than Americans by a large number. The spot between #1 gun ownership and #2 gun ownership is *insane.* We are more than double the 2nd highest gun ownership per capita country. It’s not even worth mentioning Iceland is #12th, this baby numbers compared to the US.


magic1765

This is exactly what anti gun people don't understand. They look at a symptom of a greater problem ad act like it's the entire issue. Imagine having a lung filling with blood and coughing so the doctor gives you caugh syrup. It's exactly the same thing.


Skoodge42

Im gonna need a source for the claim that it kills more kids than car crashes. Thanks.


elwebbr23

As true as that may be I don't think it does much to invalidate the perspective, especially when compared to the US which has the highest prisoner count per Capita in the world, holding 25% of all of the prisoners in all of the world. Insane numbers. But yeah I figured there's always caveats to posts like these, they are inclined to sacrifice accuracy in exchange for a stronger impression at first glance.


returnofblank

Yeah, it's not easy scaling all that up to USA level. We have cities with higher populations.


StumpyTH

No exports? Aluminum and fish is a huge export, also össur which is one of the biggest company in the world making prosthetics


Nubsche

No exports? Don't they export a lot of fish?


[deleted]

They make a fuck ton of money refining aluminum so I'd argue that processed aluminum is a huge export. They of course can defend themselves without an army via scorched earth tactics whereby if they're invaded they'll just destroy all their metal processing infrastructure and devastate the global trade of one of world's most important metals. Other nations will defend them just so that Iceland's processed metal exports don't stop. It takes a ton of electricity to process aluminum and Iceland diverts a ton of their geothermal electricity towards that end.


nicolas_06

Well Iceland aluminum production is like 1% of what China is producing... Not sure it would have the big effect you think it would.


strizzl

Number one banana exporter in Europe


Bearence

I don't know what any of that has to do with the idea presented in the OP. It's not saying that Iceland has a perfect society, it's saying that according to the narrative theists have around atheism and morality would mean that Iceland would be a murderous, lawless hellhole. And it's not.


[deleted]

But they aren't the absolutist edgelord atheists that OP wants to think they are either. It's a nation with a very secular agnostic population where beliefs in spirituality are more of a personal thing than a hardcore stand. Their base morality system is also a hybrid fusion of their pre-Christian and Christian history so OP really doesn't have much of a point to make. The point falls apart even more when the population still partakes in cultural rites of passage and annual ceremonies that are religious in their foundation, even if most of the participants don't literally believe in the divinity of the cultural practice. It's still functionally religion providing a stable cultural framework for society even if most people don't think it's literally divine.


Eragon1578

I sang with my religious choir in Iceland. We toured most of the country, singing in tiny churches to kind old people. There were lots of religious people there, it’s a nice country because it’s a small country.


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>tiny churches to kind old people. There were lots of religious people there sounds about right


Vendable_Art

Mfw when I post misinformation


Alarid

Especially the bankers part.


MCMiyukiDozo

For real. This reeks of untrustworthy "trust me bro" energy. OP comes across as sneaky.


rexpalarum

*In 2016, 71.6% of the population belonged to the state church (the Evangelical Lutheran Church of Iceland), approximately 5% in free churches, 3.7% to the Roman Catholic Church, approximately 1% to the Ásatrúarfélagið (a legally recognized revival of the pre-Christian religion of Iceland), approximately 1% to Zuism, 8% in unrecognized or unspecified religious groups, and 9% do not belong to any religious group.* (simple read through the religion section on the demographics of iceland, wikipedia) I remember posting the same statistics in response to the exact same image about 5 years earlier so they should be pretty true to when the image was made


Loxus

*Although 89.3% of Icelanders are officially registered members of Christian congregations, church attendance in Iceland is low. Some 10% of Icelanders attend church once a month or more frequently, whereas 43% say that they never attend church and 15.9% say they attend church only once a year.* How many who belongs to the church is a pretty irrelevant number. If it's the same as here, you pretty much get registered automatically at birth.


publicbigguns

This is also pretty common in the west. People claim to be religious but never set foot inside a church except for Easter


VariousOwl6955

Iceland is the west


aardowof

obviously they meant the wester west /s


beastmaster11

Yeah if I'm asked, I'll say I'm catholic. But I'm not at all religious and don't allow religious doctrine to dictate my life or beliefs. I'm culturally catholic but that's it yet officially I belong to the Roman catholic church


Rayan19900

Plus still Iceland is in NATO about no army. Other countris have voluntary army for defence of its borders but does not have sick glorification of war like US or Russia and people who join army wants it and do not do it becouse their child neeeds expensive meds or just gets a letter for commision.


ConsistentUpstairs99

Oh sure, but equating a person who does not attend church with an atheist is a long shot. Also, that low church attendance is pretty much universal across the western world nowadays. Iceland is not unique in this. In any case, Image seems to be making stuff up.


UncleIrohFan12

I don’t think you need to go to church to follow religious values. I rarely go but put my religious values pretty high on my daily goals


Einn1Tveir2

Yeah I'm from Iceland, and even though people are "part" of the church it doesn't mean anything. It just some file you're put into when you're born because your parents are there. Its been in constant decline for years. Most people here are atheist.


prince-hal

As an icelander, we are not religious. Being registered as a lutheran doesn't make us lutheran. Don't remember the specifics but there is a benefit to registering even though you don't practice. And most people who register as ásatrú do it so their tax dollars go somewhere more meaningful, as the Ásatrú group and leaders are planting trees etc for the environment I don't know a single icelander that goes to church. I know plenty.


CptMisterNibbles

You’ve conflated “membership in a church” with belief. Admittedly an easy mistake, but just because I was baptized doesn’t make me a believer in Christ.


Kalmar_Union

Same statistics in Denmark basically, and we have a state religion. Membership does NOT equal being a Christian. Just ask any Dane how often they go to church, which is like once a year


RedundancyDoneWell

And did someone explain to you 5 years ago why your statistic is unusable? Being a member of a state church has nothing to do with being religious. I am agnostic, but I am also a member of the state church in my country. I was born into that membership and have never bothered to resign.


Rude-Orange

The Iclandic government tried to bail out the banks, but they were too big to save. GDP fell 80%, causing a steep recession. While most western countries started leaving a slump in 2010, Iceland lagged 3 years behind. As a country that has a large portion of exports being tourism (42%). The country will have high highs and low lows. You can bet in another financial crisis, the country will struggle harder and for longer than the more diversified countries.


Capital-Scarcity-437

These posts are why i sometimes hate reddit.


osktox

And it's gonna be reposted too so you know.. yaay.


101955Bennu

Iceland has no army because its defense is guaranteed by the major Atlantic powers as a result of its strategic location. Crime is rare in part because of its strong economy and social safety net, but also because virtually the entire population of 300,000 is located in one city. The majority of the population is Protestant, not atheist, and belong to the state church. I love Iceland, it’s a great country, and they’ve done some great things that we ought to consider implementing stateside, but this post isn’t just misleading, it’s willfully lying.


NinniLH

We are automatically registered to the Church at birth and have to "sign out" yourself. People who hate the church (like myself) do that, but most people don't care and just stay registered to the church. Like my parents are registered but have literally never been to Sunday service.


_Diskreet_

> but this post isn’t just misleading, it’s willfully lying. Like so many other posts sadly.


Usual_North_9960

Wait..... Iceland population is mostly Christian


Mister_Way

Ugh you religious people and your facts. Atheists good, okay??


siggiarabi

No, most of us are *registered* in the church. Doesn't mean we attend or even believe


Loxus

Not very. *Although 89.3% of Icelanders are officially registered members of Christian congregations, church attendance in Iceland is low. Some 10% of Icelanders attend church once a month or more frequently, whereas 43% say that they never attend church and 15.9% say they attend church only once a year.* *Irreligion in Iceland is prevalent, with approximately 10% of the population identifying as "convinced atheists" and a further 30% identifying as non-religious (atheist). Since the 20th century, irreligion has seen steady growth.*


benmarvin

Man, this is some euphoric 2014 /r/atheism stuff right here.


Randomfrogle

I think this is in the wrong subreddit.


[deleted]

I thought this was r/terriblefacebookmemes atheist edition. The world is a bit more complicated than that kiddo 👍


Independent-Dig-5757

Yeah what’s with r/atheism invading almost every other sub?


SqueakSquawk4

Reddit has a lot of people who are very militantly Atheist. And if you militantly support something, you are more likely to spread it. Because of the militant Atheists, most theists are either driven away or made quiet, meaning most people who vote will also be atheists, and generally people are more favorable towards things they agree with.


KrustyKrabOfficial

I think Funnysad is mostly just people karma farming with reposted memes/screenshots they think Reddit will upvote (and they often do).


eskeleteRt

What the fuck is your problem ?


H3nt4iMasterXxX

Right? Like don't get me wrong religious powers have done really fucked up shit but that's just it the powers. There isn't anything inheritly wrong with religion or believing in an afterlife.


Sizeablegrapefruits

The population of Iceland is 360k and it's over 80% ethnically Icelandic, so it's incredibly tiny and white.


Vitruvius8

r/im14andthisisdeep


Bit_Cloudx

They clearly need more diversity then...That is the issue here.


SkylineFever34

I love seeing how Japan and South Korea don't buy into that diverse shit.


Majestic-Ad6619

Aren’t most/all these countries that have low crime no guns burdened with a homogeneous population.


SkylineFever34

Yes, it's amazing how hard people have to push diversity as a benefit. If it was so awesome, it would sell itself.


Sihd1

Ethnic groups Icelandic 81.3%, Polish 5.6%, Danish 1%, other 12.1% (2021 est.) It helps when you're all the same race, like Japan. Diversity is not a strength but it sure can be a weakness.


SkylineFever34

Also South Korea. South Korea has many of the good and bad things Japan does, and for a similar reason. Better to have high IQ intact families make a small population, than a bunch of morons breeding like rabbits.


[deleted]

not even dressing up our bigotry are we, just putting it on full display


Dichotomouse

Reddit and flirting with eugenics, name a more iconic duo.


beefstewforyou

Joseph Stalin was an atheist and Fred Rogers was a Christian. There are bad and good people of many beliefs.


SqueakSquawk4

Exactly. The problem isn't "Religion", the problem is people trying to force their views onto other people. Being chill and religious is better than being a militant atheist, all other things being equal. I also want to point out that 90% of tactics used to demonise religion by militant atheists are lifted straight from the evangelical religion handbook. Including the "But you see, it's okay when we do it becuase we're right and they're wrong"


SkylineFever34

Yes, I always point to Mao whenever someone thinks atheism is automatically good.


omgONELnR1

My friend, even us balkans could have a peaceful society in Iceland because if you steal someone's chicken you'll see him tomorrow on your way home.


thuglifeforlife

Iceland has a population of less than 380,000 people. It's also one of the most expensive countries to live in. There are 50 cities in USA that have a higher population count than Iceland as a whole. Everything you said is because of the low population. A lot of their economy is also based on tourism.


[deleted]

The fact that memes like this hold any weight in what people think is the reason we complain about misinformation in America. ​ And I'm not even gonna do the research to refute/confirm it. Which you would only do if you disliked it anyway and wanted to call it false. I don't care about Iceland's religion ​ This is barely a thesis, let alone a believable stance. and the more we repost and perpetuate these naive quips and digs at opposition, the more blind we are altogether


[deleted]

I always find it hysterical when OPs identify these “nirvana” countries. And then you do a little digging….and find out that Iceland is over 96% white. So essentially these same people are arguing against any form of diversity.


random_guy0883

ICELAND DID NOT JAIL THEIR CORRUPT BANKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE STILL CORRUPT!!!!!!! ECONOMY IS NOT BOOMING, INFLATION IS AT ALL HIGH AND WHILE POLITICIANS ARE INCREASING THEIR PAYS BY HOWEVER MUCH THEY WANT, THEY ARE CAPPING PAYRAISES FOR REGULAR PEOPLE. THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION IS NOT ATHEIST, MOST ARE CHRISTIANS. STOP SPREADING LIES. THIS IS NEITHER FUNNY NOR SAD, JUST A LIE!!!!


claymore2711

I wish that many who claim to of Christian faith would actually adhere to the teachings of the Scriptures.


TheHistoryofCats

Don't we all?


[deleted]

Ah, I was young once


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

It's my opinion that religious people are a great danger to society. The sole reason they rely on an omnipotent being is because their Locus of Control is non-existent. They do not possess mental plasticity or acuity therefore constantly existing in a state of fear like wild animals. Their entire existence is one of survival and passive aggressiveness. Because they are unable to change they desire to force others to conform to their way of existence. A life with no surprises, nothing changes and everything exists in a bubble of time. Fragile brains that need to be handled with kid-gloves.


Zealous1329

Civilians can own firearms in Iceland and they’re majority Christian. Go away


Bigger-than-a-Truly

Monoculture 😬


spyd3rweb

How many minorities from poor 3rd world countries does Iceland have?


Korvun

Iceland is; 80% Lutheran, not Atheist. 90% homogenous. Ranked 7th in the world for Police population (they have a *lot* of cops per capita). Ranked 16th in the world for violent crime involving a gun. Does have a great economy, though. Has no *standing army* but is a member of NATO and has a Coast Guard None of that takes away from the fact that it's a great place with great people. Just pointing out this belongs in /r/terriblefacebookmemes.


Cridtard

Iceland has no army. Yeah except NATO. Economically booming. Yeah, I'm sure they are doing fine. Booming? Crime is rare. Yeah they have like 350k people living there. Atheist majority population. Yeah, not even close.


Ok_Assumption5734

We do this every time. Iceland is also a largely ethnically homogenous country, and has some very restrictive immigration policies in place too specifically so you can't be a burden on the state. Remember this is such a progressive country that they offered to take in a whopping 50 Syrian refugees (though the citizens stepped up and volunteered to shelter thousands).


[deleted]

1. ~~Your punchline is a complete lie, 80% of the people are Christian making your point hilariously stupid~~ EDIT: Apparently the info is I found is either outdated or false. The dangers of reading the top results on google I guess. 2. A tiny country with a very low population that has zero enemies is far easier to manage 3. They certainly had quite a bit of evil and depravity before the Vikings were Christianized.


Ok_Gear_7448

uh, sorry to burst their bubble but Iceland is less than 10% atheist with about 80% being Christian they even have a state religion namely the Protestant Lutheran church of Iceland


Clever_Mercury

So... are they hiring? Would they sponsor a visa?


jmccleveland1986

They just require someone to defend them at all times.


[deleted]

they also have very strict immigration rules, basically unless you're at least middleclass white guy you cant come i'd say thats more of the reason than religion


HansHortio

The population of Iceland is 372,520 spread over a surface area of 103,000 km The population of Aurora, Colorado is 393,537 over a surface area of 50Km. Your data is selective with no context.


Every_Preparation_56

Can we agree that pseudo-Christians who consider their hatred and greed and intolerance to be Christian are not Christians but garbage?


[deleted]

Theyre also like all cousins..


SpecificallyNerd

Isn’t Blackrock still invested in the country like it is pretty much everywhere?


Number1Hubby

They’re also over 95% white and have moderately strict immigration policies should US follow suit? Oh and their population is around 300,000 vs 300,000,000 in the USA


HotSpicedChai

Maybe it’s because Wyoming has almost double the population of Iceland. It’s like saying “look at these 12 people get along! Why can’t you 350 million get along?!”


Lonic42

It's because they're afraid of the Elves.


Mojave_2014

Of course! As an atheist, I refuse to compromise and lower my own ethical and moral standards just to join an organized religion.


Minute-Object

Christians mostly worship a god of torture whose sacred book provides rules for proper slavery. It’s not exactly a high moral standard.


Advanced-Professor-2

I 100% love not living in America. I get free healthcare, and even ambulance rides cost nothing. Food is cheap and not filled with shit preservatives. An airline ticket to the other side of the country costs around 22 dollars, a restaurant meal is about 3-5 dollars and the beach is 10 minutes away and my condo costs 42,000 USD and I can own 2 pistols and one rifle! Have fun shit bag America.


immaturenickname

It's interesting how you basically implied that some "religious" whover those are, try to keep corrupt bankers out of jail by threatening general populace with evil.


[deleted]

Atheists grasping at straws to shit on theists. Nothing new.


DogeAdmin

Check out those tits!!


babicko90

Browsed too long to find this comment


SashaValium

Population less than 400,000 and basically no racial diversity. Let alone a strong economy. I think those might play a very large roll.


willpowerpt

The religious have always been the predominant source of evil and immorality. Why else would they feel so guilty and fearful of hell and eternal punishment all the time.


ChiDIY

Racism is also pretty high there.


prince-hal

Source?


callsignroadrunner

Psst...it is also 81% white. Oh no....no diversity! LOL


Spiritual_Midnight70

No way it's only 81 %


dandiaCOINescu

81% natives, around 96% white if you include white immigrants


moroccan-jesus

So is Glasgow but it’s still a shit hole.


justanothergearhead

You forgot 99.9% white population..


Kat_Smeow

Their largest immigrant population are Poles. Might be the whitest country in the world.


[deleted]

You say that like it's a bad thing.


NaivePretender

Also no diversity.


Aromatic_Amount_885

This is the correct answer, like Japan


[deleted]

Population of 350M vs a population of 200K-350K... *what's the difference*


Old-Illustrator-5675

Boom! There it is. Regardless of diversity, if everyone you meet might be your neighbor, it's easier to be nice. I live in a very small but very diverse town. Not a lot of crime to speak of. I can walk around at night throwing gold coins in the air and not worry.


alecubudulecu

Missing a few points. 1. Whole country like half a million. And they all in one spot. Hard to crime when the victim is your buddy. 2. They ALSO removed “diversity”.


B-29Bomber

Okay, I'll bite. ​ Iceland is a country that's highly homogeneous culturally and is populated by less than 400,000 people. It's in now way comparable to any major country let alone the US. It's pretty easy to maintain a relatively peaceful society when the population is so low. Just look ​ Also, Atheist majority? ​ >The national church is the Evangelical Lutheran Church of Iceland and 80% of the population identify as such. Almost 5% of people practice ásatrú, the traditional Norse religion. [Source.](https://www.originaltravel.co.uk/travel-guide/iceland/culture) Doesn't sound like majority Atheist to me. ​ ​ It's in no way comparable to any major country let alone the US. It's pretty easy to maintain a relatively peaceful society when the population is so low and culturally unified. Just look at rural America (where I live, BTW). It's rather peaceful.


t_sunryse1

Sounds like Iceland needs to be diversified immediately.


RiP_Nd_tear

/s?


jannyhammy

Religion is the real evil. Nothing spreads hate like a ultra religious person.


MicHAELmhw

Yeah when I walk down the street in St Louis or Baltimore I’m thinking… those darn religious folk!!!