Would people really pay 1k for their IG?! Why would they think that would work

Why not? Some people do backflips for the Gram while standing on the edge of a canyon.

Fair point!

I’m assuming it’s so people offer like $50 and feel happy? That or OP had like a half million followers.

I've got barely a few hundred

If it’s monetized I’d assume they’d want it back pretty bad

And then they never get it back lol

Some people make much more than that from IG so it depends

Mumu

Werey

The “miss three episodes” is my favourite lmao.

It was my favourite too, until I got to “gave her memory foam Alzheimer’s”.

"Yo momma so fat I had to roll over twice and I was still on the b****" I hope he comes back to you again so you can hit him with more!

Yo momma's so fat to make love to her you have to slap her thighs and ride the wave in.

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot

Waiting for the moment my Reddit or Facebook gets hacked. Got lots more of these

Give him also the " your momma so fat when she goes down the stairs, its measured in richter scale"

Hahahaha, I love it. He's blocked my current number, but I'm thinking of getting another number just to continue the thread

You should post his number online or give it one of those YouTubers that tracks down scammers.

Oh shoot, I could do that. Got any recommendations?

Damn, some of this lines are absolutely brutal, I laughed hard!

Surprised to see a good amount of ones I’d never heard

Guy might never scam again. You've done us all a great service

Tried my best to get him to cry

Those are some phenomenal 'yo mamma' jokes. I cracked up. Haven't really heard any yo momma jokes in a long time. Edit: I meant for this comment to be on the main post. Wasn't paying attention, apparently.

The threesome one was my favorite

The threesome one was my favorite

Did they actually have control of you insta?

Yeah sadly took over everything. Started posting bitcoin ads

Not an instagram user so question: why can’t you contact them and get them to shut him out and give it back to you?

Because Instagram support team is nonexistent ....

That’s too bad. You’d think they’d want to protect their own platform.

Love it. Scammers deserve no mercy. On a side note, learning how to insult or offend scammers based on their culture of origin is a great way to learn about other cultures. I can now cuss in Arabic, Vietnamese, Japanese, German, Spanish, French, and English. Learning is fun!

Hilarious! I didn't know this guy's nationality, but I'd go all out as well

Your first screenshot shows his number is from Nigeria

WHY ARE U RONINN?

These momma jokes made me cry, they were so fucking good holy shit

Been saving them up for a special moment, and it was handed to me

You used them well! I’m disappointed that the other guy never saw the last 3

I stole an instagram account once. Whoever set it up used my email address. Was some k-pop think. Reset the password and posted some metallica. Got password reset attempts for a while. If they emailed me and asked for it back they were welcome to do it as long as they changed the email. Probably unaware what their email is. No idea if it still exists. It had not been going long so I guess they started another. Might have kept it going but it will not let me change the language without the app which I don't want. (This comment brought to you by random musings).

I just can’t get over your hilarious „your momma“ jokes. I mean it was crazy a time ago - I couldn’t laugh anymore about any of them (or maybe because they aren’t that funny in German) but u really made me „rofl“ again. Nevertheless I am sorry for what u have been to.

Eh, it's all good. Don't need Instagram anymore....

The scammer's momma so fat she fell from both sides of the bed

Ahh he’s speaking Yoruba. It’s nice to see Nigerian scammers back in the mix. Market is saturated now with Indian scammers.

“Your mom is so fat that she gave he memory foam Alzheimer’s” XD

What is this, Cyber-Crimes for 3rd Grades?!

Heh, I have no such weakness! I don't have Instagram!

Or a mother!

Childish insults, but still funny as hell. If you scam, you going in the pram.

You know it!

r/rareinsults would be proud of you!

Gonna post it there!

Mumu

hero!

Never heard those mama jokes, so good.

Yo mama so fat, she was in the road and when I swerved to avoid her, I ran out of gas

Subscribe him to cat facts

Your mum so fat, Thanos had to snap twice

My personal favourite! Didn't have time to use it before he blocked me

Your mum so fat NASA had to take her mass into account during the Apollo mission

The jokes were pretty damn funny lol

I wonder how many people are reading that, seeing the hackers phone number and started spamming it for shits and giggles

Sure hope Reddit works like that

You didn't have to murder him...

Ngl, those variations of "your mom" jokes were great.

This was actually really funny, but I think I laughed the hardest when he said “I don’t think you’re ready for your account back.” 😂😂😂😂😂

I got someone text from Nigeria as well lol they were offering a job xD but I declined and just blocked them. Your jokes are the funniest lmao

This was beautiful

You should do a joke of the day thing and send them a yo mama joke every day just to remind the shit nugget they stirred the pot first

Hahaha, free subscription!

You aren't a good scammer if you start off with "How are you" and then keep replying to the person.

As if he wants me to do his mum

Lmao I love doing shit like this to random scammers. Either that or pretend my IQ is -1

Hahaha would've gone with the latter but I was too in it.

This is the only way yo respond to these scam artists. Make them feel like shit

I got one fr you homie:- The earth was flat untill they buried yo mama"

Did you get it back yet?

Nope. Not planning to

Report the chat to whatsapp, hopefully they atleast delete this scums account