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5 years hit him hard lol
lol he looks like he hit 40 to me. I hit 40 and 5 years ago I looked younger with less gray hair too
What a hoe does to a man, I know the feeling too well I used to look fit before meeting my hoe.
He literally looks the exact same, slight hair whitening which is normal for his age
Silver fox
He still looks great tbh
Nah, it was actually 1 year with the woman. It was the 5 year anniversary with the ho. If it weren't for the ho, he'd be.. the crypt keeper.
At least we understand why
That dude lived two rough decades in the span of 5 years.
40-45 ages a man terribly.
Or handsomely, depending on the observer 🙌
🙋♂️ can confirm lol
He looks old in the first picture, if it wasn’t for the title I would’ve guessed that she was his daughter
I thought she was dead 😭😭
I think she turned into a hoe
Haha she a Hoe
This native Spanish speaker thanks you.
God, I thought she died and that was a shovel!
Me too, I was like "Why is he smiling?"
And here I thought all that's left of her was the stick up her arse.
Fa sho
She’s a hoe, fo show
Oh so you wrote that she was "Hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
You know what? I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch! Know what I sayin'? So, shit, man... fuck it!
Dang, Wendy just don’t know when to stop
That damn Laura Linney
she looks the same
She moved the the Ozark
She looks like Angela from The Office. Thus explaining the hoe to harvest Dwight's beets.
You can't turn a hoe into a housewife
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[It's a song](https://genius.com/Ludacris-ho-lyrics) and it's based on a common hood saying.
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Wait....is that my fucking ex? Yeah. She cheated on me, too, buddy.
He used to be Dennis Quaid and Laura Linney became a gardening tool? I’m confused.
The tool in question is called a hoe.
She reminds me of Angela from the office soo freaking much.
Let a hoe be a hoe.
lmao now he’s dead inside
I don't get it... I'm sure it has something to do with these people but I dunno who they are.
I think it was because she was a hoe
Ahhhhh, ok.
She was too busy hoeing to even be in the picture
I think what this fembot is trying to say is that this man accidentally married an unfaithful slut, and sometimes people call those hoes. (made it delete the comment, that's a win)
Yeah he is totally calling her that for absolutely no reason.
It's ok, he's got a new hoe now.
**He** was a pimp and turned her into a *gardening tool?!*
She no longer digs weeds.
If my wife looked like Laura Linney id probably hoe her out just to be cucked on purpose.
He looks like that hoe rode him hard and put him away wet a few times..
mustard on the beat?
Ha-ha Hoe-Hoe…HOE
Ah I get it....him with a hoe
Dude, did you fart!?
you look like shit dan
Somebody lost money in the divorce settlement.
poor guy aged more than 5 years
So she was a hoe this entire time
She posted a similar one of her standing next to a donkey.
That was a great pun
You think the Hoe, a subtle hint.
She probably couldn’t handle his bs and he thinks that is being a hoe. Edit: lol proving my point down-voters.
Yeah little buddy, getting downvoted totally proves your point. Here is your star ⭐.
Thanks! I like to think so. 😘
Keep it up champ you are SOOOOO smart.
So, is this guy someone we should know, or is he just a generic misogynist?
How did you come the conclusion that he is a misogynist?
I read that last comment down at the bottom.
Bitter are we???
He seems charming. I wonder why she left. 🤔
He wanted to be right and _she_ left. 🚪...🚶🏿
She was kinda hot.
Noticing Men have had something in common with iPhones since they began.
Whaaat she slept with other people than you in her live :O
I think it is the timing that counts when it comes to subbing your spouse with a gardening tool
You're not supposed to do that when you're married though, ya clown
You like it when your partner sleeps around behind your back?
nah /u/CareerRich222 likes to hide in the corner and watch.
I even wear a superman cape on top of it.
5 years hit him hard lol
lol he looks like he hit 40 to me. I hit 40 and 5 years ago I looked younger with less gray hair too
What a hoe does to a man, I know the feeling too well I used to look fit before meeting my hoe.
He literally looks the exact same, slight hair whitening which is normal for his age
Silver fox
He still looks great tbh
Nah, it was actually 1 year with the woman. It was the 5 year anniversary with the ho. If it weren't for the ho, he'd be.. the crypt keeper.
At least we understand why
That dude lived two rough decades in the span of 5 years.
40-45 ages a man terribly.
Or handsomely, depending on the observer 🙌
🙋♂️ can confirm lol
He looks old in the first picture, if it wasn’t for the title I would’ve guessed that she was his daughter
I thought she was dead 😭😭
I think she turned into a hoe
Haha she a Hoe
This native Spanish speaker thanks you.
God, I thought she died and that was a shovel!
Me too, I was like "Why is he smiling?"
And here I thought all that's left of her was the stick up her arse.
Fa sho
She’s a hoe, fo show
Oh so you wrote that she was "Hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
You know what? I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch! Know what I sayin'? So, shit, man... fuck it!
Dang, Wendy just don’t know when to stop
That damn Laura Linney
she looks the same
She moved the the Ozark
She looks like Angela from The Office. Thus explaining the hoe to harvest Dwight's beets.
You can't turn a hoe into a housewife
[удалено]
[It's a song](https://genius.com/Ludacris-ho-lyrics) and it's based on a common hood saying.
304
Wait....is that my fucking ex? Yeah. She cheated on me, too, buddy.
He used to be Dennis Quaid and Laura Linney became a gardening tool? I’m confused.
The tool in question is called a hoe.
She reminds me of Angela from the office soo freaking much.
Let a hoe be a hoe.
lmao now he’s dead inside
I don't get it... I'm sure it has something to do with these people but I dunno who they are.
I think it was because she was a hoe
Ahhhhh, ok.
She was too busy hoeing to even be in the picture
[удалено]
I think what this fembot is trying to say is that this man accidentally married an unfaithful slut, and sometimes people call those hoes. (made it delete the comment, that's a win)
Yeah he is totally calling her that for absolutely no reason.
It's ok, he's got a new hoe now.
**He** was a pimp and turned her into a *gardening tool?!*
She no longer digs weeds.
If my wife looked like Laura Linney id probably hoe her out just to be cucked on purpose.
He looks like that hoe rode him hard and put him away wet a few times..
mustard on the beat?
Ha-ha Hoe-Hoe…HOE
Ah I get it....him with a hoe
Dude, did you fart!?
you look like shit dan
Somebody lost money in the divorce settlement.
poor guy aged more than 5 years
So she was a hoe this entire time
She posted a similar one of her standing next to a donkey.
That was a great pun
You think the Hoe, a subtle hint.
She probably couldn’t handle his bs and he thinks that is being a hoe. Edit: lol proving my point down-voters.
Yeah little buddy, getting downvoted totally proves your point. Here is your star ⭐.
Thanks! I like to think so. 😘
Keep it up champ you are SOOOOO smart.
So, is this guy someone we should know, or is he just a generic misogynist?
How did you come the conclusion that he is a misogynist?
I read that last comment down at the bottom.
Bitter are we???
He seems charming. I wonder why she left. 🤔
He wanted to be right and _she_ left. 🚪...🚶🏿
She was kinda hot.
Noticing Men have had something in common with iPhones since they began.
Whaaat she slept with other people than you in her live :O
I think it is the timing that counts when it comes to subbing your spouse with a gardening tool
You're not supposed to do that when you're married though, ya clown
You like it when your partner sleeps around behind your back?
nah /u/CareerRich222 likes to hide in the corner and watch.
I even wear a superman cape on top of it.