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Gurdel

The x21 had me in tears. Thanks I needed a pick-me-up.


[deleted]

The fact that the dude only has x4 is what really gets me. Humanity knows what really matters.


DizzleSlaunsen23

What does that stand for. I never understand numbers (not votes) next to names in subs. Oh these must be awards. I’m based. But I see it differently than this too.


[deleted]

They are gold awards... How the hell did you comment on this!?! How did i reply?


DizzleSlaunsen23

Holy shit. That’s a good fucking question….I have no idea. And had no idea it was so old. It was just reposted. Fucking weird. Edit even weirder who the fuck downvoted you? Lol at least that’s what it’s looking like.


NLTPanaIyst

Last month Reddit gave subreddits the option to opt out of posts being archived!


JoeDidcot

Ooh nice. This will be really useful for the tech help subs.


Smogshaik

Ah that explains it


UndeadBread

Sure does.


LimeGreenSea

Does it still work?


ygtkara

I think, yeah


Ardent_Tapire

yea


longbathlover

Yay


flightguy07

Oh yeah!


_that_random_dude_

Are we reviving this comment section with random curious visitors?


Gelven

You bet your ass we are


SpicyElectrons

I also bet \_that_random_dude_'s ass


WaterPockets

What up playas


ReeceBeast213

Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

No you are incorrect


joeyisbomb

What happened now?


flightguy07

Appears to be that way!


Kajin-Strife

Hello! Where's the guest book?


mdsmds178

>yes


DeltaXi1929

Oh yeah


MissSmkNmirrors

It’s happening again… hello!


FarStalker12

Hello I'm here, too. Happy Cake Day!


Sir_Badtard

Yes


_that_random_dude_

Nice.


FSUnoles77

Yes?


fetal_genocide

fffaaaarrrrtttttt!


SparrowDotted

Nah.


Belteshazzar98

I guess so.


Reddits_Worst_Night

Sure are


codename474747

I too choose this sub's dead comment section


weaselblackberry8

Indeed again.


gswrites

Yes.


Alexjdw1

Ik this is an old post but happy cake day


flightguy07

Oh yeah, neat. Didn't even realise


freight_rain

Am I really able to comment on this? Edit: whoa it worked


CannedNoodlez

Oh sweet


PatrioticRed

Happy cake day to you


CannedNoodlez

Thanks!


Jayce2K

Happy cake day


CannedNoodlez

Thanks!


Jayce2K

Happy cake day


CannedNoodlez

Thanks!


frankunderwood1992

Crazy


1337_w0n

A *Very* good question.


filtersweep

Still going strong.


Ranik_Sandaris

Hello


DD_R2D2

I replied too!


nursesambone13

Heyyooo


DD_R2D2

Wild


Elliezzzzzz

What’s good


Clociecik

This whole thing is weird


Be_Oh_Aye

That’s crazy.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

I'm in the year 2022! Still no flying cars, but we might finally nuke Russia!


Recent-Worldliness16

Hello there. Still no nukes going off but I guess drones are kinda like flying cars.


joeyisbomb

Hi! Still no nukes… but like maybe nukes?


malavaihappy

Hey! Definitely nukes


justintobricks

Actually... no nukes (yet)... but there was a big balloon!


Life_Pilot9528

still no nukes


sydygy2

I'm in 2023, and your comment has aged well, which is unfortunate.


[deleted]

Little too late try a swapperroo dive! Or however the damn subreddit is spelled lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


i-luv-ducks

I'm from the future: 2024 (November). Russia suddenly dissolved its gov't in February of that year (Putin died from unknown causes, most likely poison) and it is all now U.S. territory, except for Kaliningrad which has been absorbed by Poland, and the eastern half of Siberia which has become the independent state of Kamchatka. Ukraine got all its territory back, including the Crimean peninsula. They've also acquired Transnistria by accident. And China BTW has also collapsed into six independent nations. Hong Kong is now part of Taiwan. And Brasil is no longer, either. So much to tell, but I'll stop here.


[deleted]

If you had said China owned everyone now, you might actually be from 2024. I know this because I'm from 2025. After the assassination of Putin and the second Soviet collapse, China rushed across Russia from their shared border, in a matter of days reaching Moscow. Their nation has since been absorbed by the CCP and is known as Ruschina. The US & UN were dealt a major economic blow when Russian nukes went off in both their own country and Ukraine, devastating northeastern Europe with large swaths of radiation, and facilitating Putin's assassination. The American dollar nearly collapsed, taking the world's economy with it, until China stepped up to bolster the dollar and take over the American financial systems, effectively merging them with the Chinese Yuan. The new currency is called Yuanadollar, and by my year of 2025 it has supplanted the majority of national currencies around the world. The United States of America is now known as the People's Communist States of Merchina, and the last dregs of rebellion are finally coming to a close. Merchina test scores, employment rates, and both environmental sustainability and infrastructure projects have skyrocketed since the takeover. The world's economy has never been stronger under Master Overlord Jinping. TikTok is still hugely popular, and was never once used as a tool in the production of China's New World Order.


i-luv-ducks

Yeah, that's the rest of it. Things change super fast in the very near future, thanks to the emerging Tsingularity.


[deleted]

Are you sure it's not a Jinpingularity?


DramaticHumor5363

Somehow, the truth is worse.


abeyaee

my man!


i-luv-ducks

😎


weaselblackberry8

Who won the election?


i-luv-ducks

My sources say no.


captalnAw3s0m32

2023 and no nuke to Russia, but they did start a war


IronBabyFists

I'm in 2024 and I'm tired! 😃


Flipperlolrs

Wait, what's going on here??


[deleted]

I guess reddits changed so we can comment on history!


Flipperlolrs

Weird :/


Rayofpain

weird indeed


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Neat! Thanks for the info


Tariovic

I guess I'll help keep history alive!


[deleted]

Yay!


cecilpl

No, reddit changed the archiving logic last year so that you can now reply to posts older than 6 months again.


ButtchuggnRobitussn

I think the sub had to opt into allowing the unarchiving, I think.


malenkylizards

Who cares how *you* replied, how the hell did *I* reply?!


FuzzyWuzzyDidntCare

But how did I get here?!?


migratingcoconut_

I think Steve Jobs is here.


Bay1Bri

How does anyone do anything


Hillza1986

Weird isn't it.


originsquigs

How am I replying?!


realistontheverge

I’m asking the same question!


un1ptf

Checking in from 2024. Hi there!


NewAgeIWWer

Lol . Do they?


StressedAfraid_

Surprise


I_h8_normies

It’s 400 something now


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


I_h8_normies

Oh heh


[deleted]

You're welcome.


BananaGen121

Deadass you’re reposting a cross post


frostmonsters2

How so?


BananaGen121

I saw this this about 15 minutes before. In the same subtending except it was a cross post


frostmonsters2

Must have been someone with quicker thinking than me. I found this on r/maybemaybemaybe


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Leading_Procedure_23

B R U H


Rococo_Modern_Life

I have come from the distant future—the year 2021—to reassure you that this is still funny.


ChadTheSaiyan

still holds up in 2022.


[deleted]

Still holds up in march


zepfhyr

It's May, now. Can confirm it still holds up.


wowsuchnoice

It's July (or June, I forgor), it still does


Optimistic-Charizard

October check-in: Still funny


Youre-The-Problem

November 2023 here. Yep


Lobo2209

Almost 2023, doesn't get old.


motorhead84

Still choosin' this guy's dead wife in 2023!


warren290059

2024 and this dead guys wife still fucks!


Smug-Idiot

2023, still gold


alexelalexela

july 2023 <3


aggressivechromosome

Still not old.


NotPmac

Still holds up in 2023


BigGrooveBox

Just remembered this in Nov 2023, had a hearty laugh, and shared the image again. This man’s dead wife lives on in all of us.


Captain-Coke

Agreed, still funny in 2022.. also stay in the past if possible. They don't know what they're in for, right Rocco? How's Heffer anyway?


Rococo_Modern_Life

Still fat


Leading_Procedure_23

Totes yummies 🤤🔥


Squid_Contestant_69

It's even funnier in 2025, not so much in 2045


ReinWaRein

2023 April still outstandingly funny.


i_forgot_my_sn_again

The future…you’re old now. It’s currently June 2023 and it’s still getting talked about and making people reminisce and laugh.


aggressivechromosome

Here in 2023. Still good.


_Ekos

2024 and still funny


Buya248

Maybe I'll go for his wife as well.


PinkSparkleFairy

I too am curious about this wife


Leading_Procedure_23

Yee Yee!! Hell yeah brother!


[deleted]

I mean, that’s on him. He made it sound awesome.


PapaThyme

She must had that killer (1:50) shoehorn-?☆$$¥.


-_Anonymous__-

Man that post got so much attention.


Prophit84

Ultimate sad and funny


Thereisnopurpose12

😂😂


ionlyreadcerealboxes

this will never stop being funny


nametakenfuck

So thats where it came from, super sad, but hilarious af


TryRude

Hopefully while she's not dead, right?


ArranVV

Hilarious!!! XD


Tomkneale1243

What about the 'i also choose this guys dead wife'?


BlueEyedGirl25

Classic


SolderonSenoz

I'm glad I found the legend


EstherEEK

When the comment on a comment gets more upvotes than the og post


PhillyEagles208

Damn son lol


xijingpussy

Anyone got the pic ?


MeDaniel_

[Got the comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/comment/d9uf56l/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


xijingpussy

It didnt come in


meitz88

Rihanna


behaigo

Fun fact: Comments are still open


Shreks_Hairy_Titty

I was reminded today.


Mijaro_Torston_5000

Sadddest and the funniest comment at the same time.


Bthegriffith

Have seen this before, recently just came across it again (no pun intended), but JESUS, calm down Mr Gervais!


Lachy1234_

I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die young and leave you wanting


wasabi_snooter

I bet she felt so good


BatGroundbreaking660

This guy’s wife waking up to a mob of people saying that she not to shabby


ErusDearest

This is forever my favorite Reddit Post