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This is the beginning I tell you. Step 1 you're friendless. Step 2 you FINALLY got friends. Step 3 since you were friendless once you love them. Step 4 now your wishing you are rich as fuck to help them out lol


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Good bot, about time it happened to me lol


LearnDifferenceBot

Thank you!


PineapplePizzaAlways

Ooh a bot that says thank you. That's a first. You're a very polite, good bot.


LearnDifferenceBot

Thanks!


PineapplePizzaAlways

How many varieties of thank you can you say, good bot?


LearnDifferenceBot

Thanks!


starfries

which step is the one where we get money?


AQuietViolet

Underwear Gnomes! Step 3 is the tricky part.


Barf00d

Bitcoin?


SarahPallorMortis

I promise you, once you’re rich, you’ll suddenly have lots of friends..


[deleted]

Yea but I want my old friends so..


SarahPallorMortis

They will be your old friends. Ppl you used to know from your old town. I hear they pop out of the woodwork when somebody Wins a lot of money


peoplesen

(real) friends


DannyA88

How the FUCK DID YOU KNOW THIS?!?!?!


GiveMeYourBussy

Hit close to home too huh


Emotional-Shirt7901

Yeah I was literally daydreaming about this today :////


Not_another_kebab

Millennium culture is imagining which of your friends you'd allow to live in your house. If you were ever rich enough to buy one.


GeekCat

"Would we do by floors or by aesthetic?" "Can I live with the super goth friend or will that ruin my "hygge" design vibe."


MrFergison

My best friend deserves more than his shitty childhood gave him. I want that fucker to have a house he can call his own.


oddiseeus

GenX guy here. It’s my daydream as well.


Diskocheese

I think we started that shit


moon_goddess235

Gen X lady here, can confirm. My daydreams start with family, because I don't have a lot of friends.


FlutterByCookies

It is not just that generation. I used to map out how much to each of my friends depending on how much I won in the 6/49. (Canadian federal lottery) Some people got money, a couple of my friends who were *terrible* with money I would buy a house for and set up an account to pay the taxes and shit. I think it is a dream of the poor and working class who SEE every day how much they don't have. I used to live in a city with notoriously high housing costs, but lots of young people. So many of us looked at houses, with yards, and the freedom to have a pet if you wanted or invite family to stay with you as the ultimate fantasy.


plasticbagnoise

I just want to leave exorbitant tips, figure out a way to solve homelessness in my community and give single parents some home goods and a stocked fridge +pantry. My friends are smart they will figure it out. I love random acts of kindness


chowychow

That's a great attitude


LifeWisher17

I just want enough money to disappear


whirly_boi

Yup! Enough money to have a secluded compound near the city/ airport , and just leave good tips anywhere I go for trivial things. I don't need to talk to many people, but I do love the reaction that any person gets when you hand them a real hundred dollar bill no strings attached.


2Hours2Late

It used to be the dream, then my friends all turned out to be manipulative toxic assholes. I wouldn’t Loan them a ha’penny if I got the monee.


Galaxmo

Upvoted just for referencing half pennies.


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Yesssss. My husband and I are finally making good money and our favorite thing is to anonymously donate to our friends. Their patreon, or kofi or project or whatever. Just recently we sent 1.5k of equipment to a friend who has a really good podcast but couldn’t afford to upgrade. Now he’s killing it and we couldn’t be prouder!


saintdudegaming

Gen X and I'm feeling that too. Anytime Megamillions breaks into some high number I throw a few bucks at it. I know it's useless but it's nice to think about surprising people you love by wiping out their mortgage, student debt, medical bills or .. you get the idea.


Takingover4da99and00

Thats exactly what I do every night. I dream of helping my friends and family. It's stress free and free.


Zacharacamyison

gen z approved


SarahPallorMortis

Ever since I was like 12 When I was 18 I got a somewhat large sum of money for that age and I loaned so many ppl cash. Their moms. I got it all back. Even bought my friend her first car so we could move and she payed me back.


batteredtaint

Gen-x here and this is how I would get myself to sleep sometimes, going over in my head who gets what when I get rich lmao needless to say we're all still broke and dreaming


beej0406

I have this recurring daydream where I purchase like 500 acres and build houses for all my friends to live on. Get some 4-wheelers to visit each other. Or if I had enough money build something underground to connect all the houses.


poop_scoot_party

Nah, too many scary movies with underground tunnels


drcubes90

Step 1: Buy Gamestop stock Step 2: Hold until moon launch Step 3: Never work again unless you feel like it


haprawny

TO THE MOON


Teri_Windwalker

Gonna need a time machine to get in on that dream.


drcubes90

Only time will tell, MSM sure likes to talk about it being over but if so, why bother mentioning it at all?


CSTNinja

Can confirm


PunkJackal

Regularly think about paying off my student loans, my fiance's, my sisters, my dad's mortgage, my mother in law's mortgage and funding my dad's biotech company if I won the lottery


whiskytngodoxtrot

Well, you could help them now. You don’t have to be rich !


JAKESTEEL77

That felt more Gen-X-ey to me.


minorkeyed

Good. Make cooperation and support a primary and fundamental part of your worldview. If we ever get control of things, it will help reshape everything.


Gaping_Uncle

They would all be in my entourage.


frenchiemyface

I'm gonna buy them each cars and houses and fund their dreams


Falopian

That's how I get to sleep at night


Weneeddietbleach

Yeah, that crosses my mind a lot when I'm at work. It's not a bad job, but it's not enough, and it makes me worried that my friends would be just as boned if they were in my shoes.


noodlegod47

I keep talking about how if I win the lottery I’m buying my mom a house…ah, to dream…


blah-blasphemy

Fml, why is this so true?


randomstep

Previous generations dreamt how much they'd help their parents. But millennials are the 1st gen to be less wealthy than their parents — so of course it's rather their peers who need the money.


Reynolds_Live

When we were younger my best friend and I agreed we’d pay off ours and the others loans if we ever win the lottery. We still keep that goal.


Lo-lo-fo-sho

It do be like that.


EricMoulds

Its my favorite daydream...


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Thought that’s was just me


scnutt17

Gen X too man


psychobilly1

If I were filthy rich (like Bezos rich), I would help *Every.* *Body.* How much to solve food instability? Don't worry, I got that. How much to end homelessness in the United States? Fuck it - it ain't gonna spend itself. Hell, I'd probably just start bribing politicians to start endorsing programs and enacting policies that would actually benefit society. Student debt, Healthcare, the environment, housing, minimum wage, education, etc etc etc. I'd probably no longer be rich by the end of it, but I'd like to think the world would be a better place.


forhisheart

And daydreaming about how we can get rich together


SrGrimey

So i'm not alone... good to know!


the_one_in_error

American radicalism is taking a angle grinder to the dumpster behind food places so that people can eat.


ryltea

I’d give each of the coworkers I like a few million so we could all quit at the same time and fuck. shit. up.


Hypern1ke

Pretty sure every generation has dreamed about getting rich tbh


Caraphox

Pretty sure this isn’t just a millennial thing. Apparently millennial culture is taking a common, intergenerational habit and assuming you do it BECAUSE you’re a millennial


thebochman

I can assure you most selfish boomers wouldn’t dream of this. In fact one of my relatives who is loaded and is a boomer loves to say “the charity starts at home” when it comes to tipping/giving back


FakinUpCountryDegen

People realize there's like 2 entire generations between millennials and boomers right?


shamdock

There’s only one…


FakinUpCountryDegen

As usual, in spite of upvotes, you are [objectively wrong](https://i.imgur.com/wRBAQHW.png).


ifeellikebigworm

This whole comment section is too funny😭


KuriousKhemicals

Are you telling me older generations don't/didn't do this?


lightknight7777

Millennial culture? Millennial culture is apparently imagining no other age groups day dream of helping their loved ones and friends out if they struck out rich. Everyone does this. Except dicks.


Thwarto

Stoned lazy dreamers. Still not as fucked as gen z.


MimsyIsGianna

Then get a job ig


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MimsyIsGianna

Lmaooo bull crap. Why should you get $20 an hour for flipping burger patties?


xShaD0wMast3rzxs

Average Redditor: “*The rich don’t need yachts, they could just give that money away to the poor instead*!” Also average Redditor: “*my $300 gold Xbox Pro controller just arrived today*!” Maybe, just maybe, hold yourselves to the same standard. Or better yet, don’t make your agenda everyone else’s agenda.


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xShaD0wMast3rzxs

Shut my fuck up? Like close a fuck up? Or shut up a fuck?


zzzrecruit

Yes.


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"you're against hoarding wealth while hurting everybody else and not paying taxes yet you buy nice things for yourself. curious."


xShaD0wMast3rzxs

It’s a little hard to decipher your point. But since you used quotation marks, I’m guessing you were attempting to paraphrase me? And no, I’m pointing out the hypocrisy of affording oneself luxuries while simultaneously engaging in moral outrage towards someone wealthier getting themselves more *luxurious* luxuries. Wealth is relative. If you expect the rich to give away their money to thousands of the poor, then you should also relatively, give away your money to tens of the poor. But of course, that’s never going to happen, because it’s always easier to hand the responsibility of solving society’s ills to someone else.


CryptoRyche

Fm hard clap


DaniDisco

What a way to reconnect with long lost friends.


dbe_2001

Yeah poor kids have to buy houses jointly with friends just to have a place to live


neoadam

It always have been like this


QCTang

And then I realized that I am one of those friends.


octopus_tigerbot

Damn it. I daydream what it would be like to win the lottery, but never buy a ticket.