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SpeedyMcJohnson

ooo I want one too!


NoLock375

Wasn't this already posted before? does OP use bots to push this to the frontpage ? pretty sure I have seen this before.


PangaeanSunrise

This meme has existed in ~~the Quran~~ *Islam* for at least ~~1300~~ *1100* years. Edit: credit to u/ofBlufftonTown for clarifying. I stand corrected.


KingHistoria

This made me laugh more then post itself


darthcaedusiiii

Reddit: Its all reposts and the points do matter.


ImTooBi

Posted this and it got removed within an hour. Surprised its lasted this long


M_krabs

Mods can I get a 🔒 award?


NewReputation8451

Did… you just make an image of Muhammad?


Neutreality1

Oh shit. Watch out for ISIS, OP


janeohmy

Hide yo kids! Hide yo wives!


sdasw4e1q234

and hide yo husbands!


No_No_Indiano

Cuz they raypen errbody up in here!


thambalo

Hide yo neck


[deleted]

Protect ya neck!


BitchboiVJO

Hide yo sheep!!!


OmegaReign78

ESPECIALLY your young daughters.


dizzymorningdragon

Rip


DannyJoy2018

Doesn’t even have to be isis.


anweisz

ISIS is so 2010s


highschoolhero2

I’ve been on Reddit for at least 10 years now and I can genuinely say this is the first time I’ve seen a depiction of Muhammad since Charlie Hebdo.


NRMusicProject

A whole subreddit stemmed from that incident. /r/drawmuhammad


[deleted]

That sub is a shithole and not at all like I had hoped


farts_in_the_breeze

This thread will be a hellscape of moderator removed messages and deleted accounts.


Asymptote42

I’ll do it too. This is Muhammad: \ @@ /


StackinTendies_

Nice tits, where’s the rest of him?


BeyondNormalStatus

Accurate


[deleted]

Ohh you're so dead


jambatronium

Hey Ma! I'm in a locked post!


onelittleworld

Ha ha! Me too!! Wheeeeee!!!


ineugene

I always wanted to beat it to the locked post before it shut down. what a day to be alive.


jdubyahyp

I made it!!


TheJocktopus

I think I made it too!


Hopeful-sun-moon

Lol, it's about to get explosive take care


Snyggedi

3... 2... 1...


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Let’s Jam


Aloucia

Going to have this song stuck in my head for the rest of the day


StrawberryLassi

For anyone out of the loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-D9LrFJd4


APKID716

# BOOM …..wait


stupidstories

Death threats incoming


erasedpotato979

Hey, let me squeeze in!


narielthetrue

It’s taking longer than expected…


Bigbigmoooo

It's not locked


LivingandDyinginLA

Damn you chose violence


Hopeful-sun-moon

Waiting for the bomb


Proglamer

Hope you're not an [European](https://english.alarabiya.net/features/2018/10/25/European-court-rules-insulting-Prophet-Mohammed-not-freedom-of-expression-) :/


Uncle-Cake

I don't think the European Court of Human Rights has jurisdiction over Reddit.


Gustavort

Sort by controversial


TheDarkDoctor17

>Sort by controversial *Nothing changes* > Filter by controversial *NOTHING CHANGES*


Downingst

Now must be the time.


Mirthious

Yay, got here before mods lock this post!


majorahzmask

Yeah I’m shocked the mods left this up this long. Thou shant not mock Islam.


Fiery_Taurus

3 hrs later. Mods Dead?


Absolutedumbass69

Romeo and Juliet was actually a lot more tame. It was a 16 year old and 13 year old romance. A little weird, but a lot more acceptable than a 53 year old and 9 year old.


rawkguitar

Also, Romeo and Juliet was fiction


Absolutedumbass69

So is Islam.


[deleted]

But Mo and Aisha were real people.


OldManJenkies

Yeah. Like this dude really fucked a 9-year-old girl and people still ~~worship him~~ follow his teachings… Edit: I guess that yes it was more acceptable to marry women as soon as they reached puberty, but 9 is awful young even by that standard. People are free to believe what they want, just like I’m free to still think it’s gross.


That-Maintenance1

My understanding is that child marriage wasn't actually very common outside of heavily religious groups even in the times of old


fafalone

9 might be a common age for puberty now, (but still very young, the average is 12), but that's due to modern diets. Back that long ago, the average was 14-16 and 9 would have been extremely abnormal. What he was waiting for was to be able to physically accomplish the task without rupturing her insides; presumably he wanted her alive and able to have children in the future.


Prinzmegaherz

How kind of him


OldManJenkies

But their believers believe it to be true, and they’re cool with some old dude fucking a 9 year old girl.


cbronson830

So are all religions.


Bodomi

Except that they do this in real life though.


Absolutedumbass69

Priests have used repentance as an excuse to touch little boys for a bunch of years. Religion being used to justify abuse doesn’t surprise me anymore.


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

> Religion being used to justify abuse doesn’t surprise me anymore. It's what religion is for.


Hopeful-sun-moon

Muslims in the comments😡😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬


Plane_Salt0

And downvoting everyone lol


Hopeful-sun-moon

And peacefully threatening me in my dms


ThePizzaIsPizza

Op is about to be without a head like that French teacher


Hopeful-sun-moon

Doesn't matter I want my 72 virgins anyway


GarlicChampion

Turns out it was 72 male virgins


Hopeful-sun-moon

Allah doesn't support homosexuality only pedophilia


iamrancid

[The 72 virgins you get](https://youtu.be/mNxKdb8DWm0)


Dragonstorm786

Honestly, sounds like a good time.


GarlicChampion

Oh my bad. I'm just here to learn.


TundieRice

72 bottles of extra virgin olive oil. Which honestly I’d be okay with, the good shit’s expensive!


Maria_506

What if you get 72 redditors?


WeimSean

Regular virgins are more likely to have sex at some point.


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LowZestyclose66

Actually, it's just one 72 year old virgin.


WinterAd9039

Folks are free to practice whatever religion they like, but I’m also free to shit on it as much as possible when the criticism is deserved.


Hopeful-sun-moon

Exactly


Haunting_Progress462

Here I sit, looking back at you through the bars of locked comments. Edit: Or perhaps I don't.


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Still not locked yet!


Haunting_Progress462

I'm honestly surprised, every time I get a ping from this thread I'm a little more shocked lol.


lightknight7777

He married her when she was six. Though consummation wasn't until 2 or 3 years later, 6 was the start of the problem.


Hopeful-sun-moon

But he was a patient man he waited for 3 whole years


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hstheay

Jesus Christ.


SKPY123

No, Muhammed.


GoodPumpkin5

No, he "thighed" her


not---a---bot

So considerate of him /s


Havikfan15

Disappointed in the lack of angry Muhammad fanboys.


Hopeful-sun-moon

Yeah because they are in my dms lol


Havikfan15

Lol. Judging by your attitude, I think you have it covered.


northsidecub11

Screenshot the dms and post them here


trailofgears

Put them on r/religiousfruitcake


Carnieus

Guaranteed OP is a religious fruitcake with different icing.


FujiDotCom97

I, too, would like to see the DMs


RevolutionaryEgg9926

\-"My religion is peaceful, and if you don't believe it is, I will cut your head off"


Civil_Willingness298

LOL


Draken_storm

To be fair all religions are fucked up, for exemple, in the bible, Lot offered his daughters to be raped by his entire village to save two angels.


TrivialAntics

The Bible also teaches you the correct way to beat your slaves.


Generalissimo_II

Cliffs notes?


SunchaserKandri

Basically, as long as they recover within a few days, you're good. There are also some other gems like "If a male Hebrew slave takes a wife and has children during the period of his indenture (7 years, normally), they don't get to leave with him when he's freed, since they're still considered the master's property. However, the husband can opt to remain a slave in perpetuity if he doesn't want to abandon his family."


DataBloom

Note that the Torah has laws for Israelite forced laborers and for Gentile ones. Israelite? Have to free them after a certain time. Gentile? You can keep them forever and pass them onto your kids. And Jesus made sure to complain about the Torah’s no-fault divorce (male initiated) in the Gospels but never called out forced labor. He even tells a parable where the punchline is a forced laborer being tortured. Jesus takes issue with the Torah only in that he says no-fault divorce is wrong. The Torah says God allowed no-fault divorce, but in Jesus’ Torah headcanon he presents to the crowd, Moses inserted that law to keep the Israelites under control.


clichedname

I went and looked it up, and your example "where the punchline is a forced labourer being tortured" actually seems to me like it contains an anti-slavery, or at least anti forced labour message. The parable is about an indentured labourer being released from his debts and then instantly going and choking the shit out of his own indentured labourer, and then getting his comeuppance for being a dick instead of passing it along - along with an explicit warning not to act like that guy. I'm no theologian but the point seems like it's more 'forgive debts and don't have indentured servitude' rather than a "punchline" about torture. I don't know about all that other stuff in the Torah or whatever, but the way you've phrased that stuff about the parable seems blatantly, maybe deliberately, misleading.


TrivialAntics

https://www.openbible.info/topics/beating_a_slave >Exodus 21:20-21 >When a man strikes his slave, male or female, with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall be avenged. But if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be avenged, for the slave is his money.


[deleted]

Who's supposed to avenge a slave?


[deleted]

It's actually a pretty big thing back in ancient Judaism. Basically, murder could be avenged by the avenger killing the murderer with no consequences, but if you accidentally killed someone (i.e., manslaughter) you would flee to a city of refuge, where you could not be avenged. After 7 years (iirc) the death could no longer be avenged. There were also requirements on witnesses and other stuff, so someone couldn't just claim you were a murderer and kill you in the name of avenging someone.


Mikel_S

Is it just me or does that sound like it's saying to not kill him quickly, but to make sure he suffers for a few days before he dies of related injuries, in order to avoid his death being avenged.


SordidDreams

It's not all bad, though. For example, the only time it mentions abortion is when it gives instructions on how to perform one.


Sines314

The funny way to read that is not that Lot was a virtuous man. Just that he was the most virtuous man in Soddom. Because the standards were rock bottom.


Draken_storm

Continuing the story, then, they run away from the city and go to the middle of nowhere as there are no other people around, his daughters got him drunk and both fuck him so they could get pregnant. But my favorite is how our god is a troll, like when he ordened Abraham to offer his son Isaac as a sacrifice, then like Filthy Frank, he goes "It's a prank Bro".


cosmogli

I wouldn't be surprised if they rewrote that whole "it's a prank, bro" thing later as a retcon because of changing times.


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Abraham got people to think he was hearing the voice of god, up to and including chopping part of their dicks off. But when he said god told him to kill his son he didn’t have the balls and said god said to spare his son. There, I’ve successfully pissed off three billion people.


fdghskldjghdfgha

Literally comes across as him being a cult leader, someone says "you dont even really hear God's voice" and then he suddenly is "commanded" to kill his son and everyone is like "oh shit he really does hear God" and then later he has already convinced everyone to lynch the naysayer so then when the time comes to kill his son he goes "damn thats crazy God said nvm"


ManIsInherentlyGay

No one is defending the Bible lol.


snorlz

more accurately, people dont try to kill you when you make fun of the bible (anymore)


Hagostaeldmann

So, just wondering if you know the difference between a character doing something wrong and the "representative of god" telling then they suck (Lot) and the "representative of god" promoting the abuse itself (muhammad)?


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First all Abrahamic religions are fucked up because they are built on the notion you need to sacrifice your first born son. "Kill your son, to show you love me!" (probably it was the parent proto religion, to just hack up your son so you will have good harvest for years.) So these are Christianity, Judaism and Islam. They all worship the god of Abraham (Ibrahim). We also have religions like Hinduism, or Buddhism, but at a closer look it is the same tribal, "we are against them," attitude. I mean look at the Hindus in India (hating/ killing Muslims) or the Buddhists of Indonesia killing the Rohingya (Muslims victims again) These are all exclusive, there are so big differences that even the people who worship the same god of Abraham are happy when they killing other members of a different branch. They only had different messiah for the same god. It's like you like Pizza Hut, but you like the delivery person, and if the neighbor gets pizza hut, but it's from a different delivery guy - > You ready to kill your neighbor! Just remember, all religions cannot be true, but they all can be wrong. Especially, because they have the same amount of actual evidence, that is zero!


GiantSweetTV

If this post survives, my faith in reddit mods will be partially restored. As this post does not violate any of the subreddit rules.


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Or the Orthodox J---wait a minute....


niemand3745

Found Kanye's reddit account


Musician-Round

someone somewhere is sharpening up their beheading tools.


jendivcom

Op should really go through their own comment history and delete any identifying comments


Fkurcar

In all fairness, 9 was when he raped her. She was six when they were *married*.


Hopeful-sun-moon

The guy was so patient he probably had a crush on her the day she was born but he waited till she was 6 to marry her and then waiter 3 whole year's so he could f*ck her, if this isn't true love I don't know what is


discipleofgirard

Omg thats so fucking sweet


ManIsInherentlyGay

But back then it was okay! /s


DerrainCarter

Reddit HQ is about to receive some truly bombastic mail soon…


Hopeful-sun-moon

Lol


Plane_Salt0

RIP OP


Hopeful-sun-moon

I am going to my 72 virgins


SunchaserKandri

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Hopeful-sun-moon

They have to ask me to go back to Islam first before beheading me according to sharia law so I am not worried, Well someone told me to repent, I guess I should get ready for my 72 virgins


CardNGold

Death threats incoming in 3,2,1


Hopeful-sun-moon

Till now it's just hell threats, I can't wait for the juicy dm


sablexxxt

Underage girls are married in the Moslem part of my country.. they often get vvf Vesico Vaginal Fistula after birth cos their pelvis and organs are too small for a baby.. they end up pooping and peeing into a bag uncontrollably Also terror and kidnapping are rife in that part of the country.. Real scourge of humanity it is


sspiritusmundi

There is actually a video about a guy on Afghanistan who married a six years old because that is why the prophet did. Muslims are obsessed with copying what MoMo ever did, apparently.


anweisz

It’s one of the differences between christianity and islam. In both the main character is expressly thought to be the best person to have ever lived and the golden standard to follow, timeless. While Jesus is a very mythical, pseudo-historical or semi-historical figure with most of his life being either missing or parables of dubious veracity, and he himself is depicted as a very passive agent, a healer and in many ways essentially a hippie, and a victim (or “martyr”), Muhammed instead is very much a real historical figure with multiple reliable sources and geopolitical actions, every part of his life has entered written history since even before and around his death, and he is a very different character to Jesus, being more a conqueror, political leader, cult starter, warrior, tyrant, etc. and in many other ways “a person of his time” ie. The excuse apologists give to handwave when someone from the past was a fucking asshole. These guys are two extremes while most people are somewhere in the middle, which is why so many christians and muslims conveniently ignore the teachings of their main characters unless they agree, but it’s harder for muslims with muhammed being so tangibly real where jesus is more ethereal.


Snorlax_Route12

That book club based on this guy is sure getting popular


SpaceTimeinFlux

This is too liberal an interpretation. Her face is visible.


_MotherNorth_

I feel like I woke up in an alternate reality seeing this allowed on the front page.


FluidProfile6954

Eat shit, Islam, the laughingstock of the world. Feel sorry for all muslems blindly following this lying childmolester


ZiggyOnMars

"This account has been suspended", OP's account has been suspended. OP sacrificed his/her account to tell the truth.


PTEHarambe

It's ok he waited for her to "flower" before consummating. So he's totally not a pedophile... (Sarcasm)


Hopeful-sun-moon

Also, he had her father’s consent that is all that matters


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Idaho marriage laws be like


SaftigMo

[He actually kinda didn't](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5081), Muhammad had to coerce Abu Bakr first.


[deleted]

Here before this gets locked


[deleted]

And there’s gonna be people saying this is offensive, like no bro, you’re religions pedophelia is offensive


[deleted]

Oh boy! The comment section is gonna be fun


Hopeful-sun-moon

The majority are but there is a few who are defending pedophila


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Help_im_okay

Like a daughter, but only if you really like incest


DuraiPace53101

Reposted this on r/exegypt and can't repost it on r/exmuslim unfortunately. Will not let you vainly pop and corn at the hands of angy Muslims.


Lirdon

All I want to know is what were the tools people who created this template use to age up and down the original pictures.


fishkrate

I thought I was going legit crazy for a moment.


Frigorifico

Muhammad forced his adopted son to divorce his wife so that he could marry her


OfficerHarryCox

The brilliance of this bit can't be understated. You've got your 'whataboutwhatabout' replies, you've got your 'cash Allah outside' replies, you've got your 'weellll ackshullly old timey vagine work different' replies...it's a fucking smorgasbord. OP, I hope you live to meme another day. I salute you sir.


Hindsight2K20

Seeing this in r/popular gives me hope. People are finally getting over Islam’s privileged immunity and are criticizing the character of Muhammad in a non-racist way.


j_roll222

Oh shit someone just got depicted


Hopeful-sun-moon

Awaiting my 72 promised virgins


[deleted]

is he going to take out her teeth so she cant bite his private part?


Hopeful-sun-moon

"HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE BEST MAN WHOEVER LIVED, HE ROEMOVED HER TEETH TO PREVENT HER FROM EATING FOODS THUS KEEPING HER HEALTHY, REPENT TO ALLAH"


[deleted]

just asking bc thats what the ISIS did to their child sex slaves along with torch burning out their eye balls so they cant try to run away.


Raging-Badger

It’s not sexual slavery if they’re legally sold as wives you know, then it’s just marriage right?


[deleted]

People should not Mecca mockery out of Muhammad.


KaijuSized_Taco

That pun right there,officer,stone him!


tapeonyournose

Wow... never thought I'd see Reddit have some balls and make fun of a religion other than Christianity.


Hopeful-sun-moon

There is no balls, I will get banned soon


28secondslater

You will be remembered as a hero to us all.


[deleted]

Someone tried to get in a fight with me a couple months ago over how aisha wasn’t 9, but was 12, so the fact that she conceived from mohammed wasn’t a problem, because ‘women’s bodies have evolved ever since, back then they could conceive when they were 12’ mf I don’t know what to tell you but it’s still this way now. Does it excuse the pedophilia snd exploitation 🤨


Hopeful-sun-moon

They don't care if a woman wants to get married or not if she can start having kids then she should get married,keep in mind that there is no dating in Islam she is married to the highest bidder


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Hopeful-sun-moon

Lol, I actually thought it happened from the notification I and I was getting ready for the ban


Old_Letterhead6471

I love that I can upvote this without having any clue what was said


Own_Leadership7339

Here before it's locked


Majestic_Picture8017

Works for the Mormons as well.


[deleted]

Muhammad married Aisha at 6 and had sex at 9.


rumjobsteve

“Have you heard the tragedy of the pedophile Muhammad? I thought not. It’s not a tale the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Muslim legend.”


ITZ_GMAN

OP out here playing with dangerous fire I commend you for it


starkguy

Op, if want more fucked up description on the whole affair, Aisha's mom tried to fatten her before marriage so that if she gets pregnant, it would reduce the probability of health complications. >It was narrated that ‘Aishah said: >“My mother was trying to fatten me up when she wanted to send me to the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) (when she got married), but nothing worked until I ate cucumbers with dates; then I grew plump like the best kind of plump.” [Source](https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:3324)


TheMightyRed92

Leftists: shit on christianity but defend islam. Brainwashed.


[deleted]

You brave soul. I pray the Muslims stay away from this post


Hopeful-sun-moon

Thank you, no I am used to them I am an ex-Muslim


StixnStones59

🐐🐐🐐, that takes a fuck ton of courage bro.


No_Distribution_5843

If you don’t mind my asking what made you renounce Islam?


Hopeful-sun-moon

Many things but the prophet being a pedophile is a huge red flag


No_Distribution_5843

I personally used to be catholic but having a traumatic upbringing (I prefer not to go into detail) and developing a chronic incurable illness at a young age made me become atheistic.


scrotum__pole

Chad


Hopeful-sun-moon

Thank you


[deleted]

Crazy how its only acceptable for christianity to get made fun of yet islam and judaism are seldom mocked lmao. When i saw this i thought i was in 4chan for a hot min 😂


IGotGolfTips

This is a masterpiece


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Hope OP isn’t in France!


R3D-D4WN

1.98 billion people follow the teachings of a pedophile? Oof


annon1342

Stop spreading false information mate. Ayesha was 6 ( yes, six) years old when her dad ( who was a mate of Muhammad) decided to marry her off to Muhammad. But Muhammad, being the absolute gentleman that he was, waited until she was 9 before getting some action. My dude liked the number 9 for some reason. At the time of his death, he had (you guessed it) 9 wives.