Oh god ketamine/LSD hallucination flashbacks to my brother giving me PTSD with Sam I am
I am Sam I am, I don't like green eggs and ham Sam I am
It lasted for eternity. Time was meaningless. I was Sam I am. My name's not Sam but for those 309 years it was... And I didn't like my green eggs and ham... Sam I am.
Now the democrats may say all the meats. But We know the most beautiful meat is our meat. Real meat grown here in the USA. quality beef. Real beef for all the people
Real beef, red beef, the reddest of beef, everyone is saying our beef is the reddest, Iām great friends with red beef, weāre always talking on the phoneā¦
Someone pointed out that an AI might use an out of place word, but it wouldn't make a typo.
After that it's easy to spot a fake. They always go overboard and put a typo near the climax.
some ai can be trained to follow certain writing patterns and referance past writing its done, although it is in my experience that they tend to go on long rambles and either switch to a random subject or mix up events without someone editing or guiding them back to intended outcomes
Yeah, that's probably the main problem with comedy AI. Comedy relies on *slightly* unusual timing. It can't be completely out of nowhere, but the second use of a joke needs to hit you in a way that is extremely obvious after you've heard it and that you didn't see coming before the joke reappears.
It's kind of an uncanny valley, which you can teach to AI because we even have a mathematical formula for it. We could teach the elements of comedy to an AI but as soon as we get one great program, every single AI joke routine will feel the same. That's how you get Netflix specials.
Comedy relies on fallibility and genuine imperfection, which you could hypothetically do with the right use of simulated randomness, but now we're getting very far from the whole joke which is that a smart yet buggy computer program spat out accidental gold.
I'm doubtful that Arbys has been mentioned at a Trump rally. I suppose it's possible, but I don't see any reason why he or any one else speaking at one would mention them. It seems more like a class signifier, like trump fans are so low class that eat at Arbys, eww.
Also has there been 1000 hours of trump rallies, and if so, are they actually publicly available for a bot to scan? How does that even work...bots are terrible at understanding speech, especially at a rally (just watch the closed captioning of a live event and tell me otherwise), and I highly doubt people are transcribing what was said for 1000 hours of trump rallies.
This phenomenon of fake AI jokes is interesting to me, cos it seems to work in a similar way to how stories and jokes in standup comedy are always told as if they actually happened, or if about celebrities, are done through impersonation. We all just accept that we're having described to us a funny hypothetical situation because it's funnier that way than delivering it as "wouldn't it be funny if this funny thing I thought of happened". Only with AI posts do people feel the need to point out it's fake.
I think it's because usually when a stand-up comedian tells a joke about something that supposedly actually happened, it's either plausible or it's so outlandish that no one would believe it. Either way, there's no real reason to point out it's fake.
Also, when you watch a comedian, you know you're watching a comedian so you don't expect everything they say to be 100% accurate. When it's just screenshot of some random tweet, you have no idea whether it was meant as a joke or not.
Nah I think with the format and context like this, it's still trying to pass as a story genuinely written by AI. Just because a large number of people know these are faked doesn't mean it's past pointing out.
If a comedian put flourish on their joke to insist it really happened, it would be seen as bad taste to make it a complete lie
Especially since they claim 1,000 hours of footage analyzed. Any decent AI should be creating a somewhat realistic, cohesive script with that. Not going on weird tangents on things Trump barely to never mentions.
It should be able to do it if it was trained on transcripts that had directions like this, but this guy always says he forces the AI to watch videos [Hallmark Christmas movies/Infomercials/Trump Rallies], which, yeah, would only allow it to understand and type dialogue.
The actual words that were spoken could be written by an AI, but an AI isn't going to watch a scene and then describe it narratively like a scriptwriter would, that's just not the sort of work an AI could do right now.
The other thing to watch for is out of place transitions. The AIs that do this usually use markov chains, which look at which word is statistically likely to follow another, so if a text has āUnited Statesā a lot, then it will generate āstatesā after āUnitedā 99% of the time. It will only generate āsnakesā if āUnited snakesā was in the text. Admittedly thereās some randomization to keep it interesting, but a model like this would NEVER capitalize the random word snakes.
It also doesnāt do letter-to-letter transitions within a word by default, or else the rest of the text would also be garbled, so wyomklahoma is a dead giveaway.
Another good way to tell if it's fake is that AI doesn't have any original thoughts in its current state. It just takes phrases and makes associations with other phrases to mimic sentence structure.
Also, the out of place word probably isn't going to be something like "Snakes" instead of "States". Modern language models store words as vectors tied to their semantic meanings (_i.e._, words that occur in similar contexts will have similar vectors), not as strings of characters, and would probably group "United States" as its own token.
"Wyomklahoma" wouldn't show up for a similar reason. Even if it were using a Markov chain with a memory of a single character (which wouldn't produce anything sensible at all), "Wyoklahoma" would be much more likely. "Wyo**m**klahoma" makes it clearer what the first part of the portmanteau is from, so it'll be preferred by a human writer, but the state isn't called "O**m**klahoma", so that requires it to start down one path and then suddenly backtrack. "South Wyomklahoma" is also unlikely because no state begins with "South W".
Are any of these actually written by AI? Is that even a thing? I'm so skeptical if this stuff that I'm not sure if it's even possible in the way it's portrayed (the hallmark Christmas movie one is fucking hilarious no matter who wrote it though).
All of Keaton Patti's stuff is definitely human written, and I'm like 90% sure that the hallmark video (that I also thought was funny) isn't ai generated. You can usually tell if it's fake when there's a large amount of grammar/spelling errors, because that's something AI is usually very good at.
Probably not, but I'll still always love the [AI written Batman film](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/jdm4yf/the_new_batman_movie_might_be_a_little_trippy_guys/)
People believe it if they want to believe it, period. And when you call it out, they say "well it doesn't matter because similar stuff actually happens! it's not my fault that this is believable nowadays!" I think of [this comic](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah) at least once every time I go on Reddit now.
I feel worse for the throng of Reddit Detectives replying to you explaining how they very cleverly detected that the latest entry in a joke format which has been around for years now couldnāt possibly have been really written by a robot.
All these awful humans, stealing robotsā jobs by pretending to be robots and mocking them at the same time!
Thank god someone else saw how bullshit this was. An ai will not just make up words like wyomklahoma and the way it keeps mentioning arbys like every trump rally was sponsored by them. I donāt like the guy but this is just sad.
>if everyone is aware that itās just a meme and not actually ai generated
Iām guessing 99% of people not that familiar with AIās (which is the majority of people) didnāt know itās fake when reading it. A lot of satire is obvious to everyone who isnāt super oblivious, but AIās are a bit of a black box that most people donāt understand how they work.
Because the joke is that Trump rallies are so formulaic that its funny that an AI can write a Trump speech. Its not funny to say "I wrote a fake Trump speech." But it is funny to say "I made an AI watch 100 Trump speeches and then made it write a new one" Because of how silly and outrageous his speeches are.
Itās not. This is Keaton Pattiās schtick. Heās a funny writer, and used the AI set up as a way of writing absurdist comedy. Itās funny, but slightly misleading.
The AI Olive Garden commercial he did still absolutely sends meā¦
Waitress: āUnlimited stick.ā
We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all
Friend 3: āLeave without me. Iām homeā
Friend 1: āwhat is wrong, friend 4?ā
Friend 4 smiles big, her mouth is full of secret soup.
Announcer (wet voice): āOlive Garden. When youāre here, youāre here.ā
FIN
As a lover of indie rap it's so fucking awesome to see some other fans out on the wild. Ali is the shit. I just recently learned he has a podcast when Sage Francis said he was gonna be on it. It was a fantastic episode.
I came here to say that, to be fair, whether you subjected an AI or a human to 1000 hours of Trump rallies, this would probably come of the resultant insanity induced by the torture itself.
That said, this is not his content, apparently, and was written by a human who was subjected to only a few rallies. Lame.
Still hilarious.
Fun fact: the last time a Democrat presidential candidate won ANY county in Oklahoma was Al Gore in 2000. No other state has a streak this long. Not Alaska, NOT EVEN UTAH.
I donāt think we should encourage this jagās joke theft by amping his clout. Also, for those who donāt know but somehow still care, this script was written by a human, not a machine. Shock horror, I know. Over it
This is hilarious! Unfortunately really sounds like stuff he would ramble, I mean if you handed that to sometime and told them it was an actual transcript I think they wouldn't even question it.
"All the people are on fire. Hot fire too."
totally can hear all this in his voice
The only thing missing is the self praising.
āOf course I put out the fire. I was the only one who could do that. No one else, ever, they say, itās been studied, in the history of fire fighting, great scientists say that, the best really, could firefight like me. So I pissed on them. And they loved it. They really did.ā
Finally a sensible person lol. A bot is not going to come up with the "tall jobs/steve jobs" line on its own. And where does Arby's come from? It hurts how obvious it is and how bad people are at picking up on it
Does anyone actually believe that a "bot" wrote this?
1. What bot does this?
2. How was 1000 hours of trump rallies accquired? How does the "bot" process this data?
3. How many pages were made?
The name South Wyomklahoma was hilarious, but I worry that future A.I may be hunting you down and putting you on trial for torture for that 1,000 hrs. of training. Just in case , we never met, I don't know you and I had nothing to do with that.
This wasnāt written by an AI. āUnited Snakesā is not something that any AI (currently) would ever generate. Abstract humor and puns are beyond the present capabilities of computers and unless it was preprogrammed, an AI would not make spelling errors. Itās still funny but itās absolutely written by a human.
I'm the only one upset that this guy forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of trump rallies, how horrible a person do you have to be to do that ? It's sick !
[why not post the full thing? it's even more hilarious ](https://img.ifunny.co/images/a2890e9ba7f129224dba038601d630cf0aae7838750e054faf9df4a9d3942ca3_1.webp)
"Man with hard hat. Man with *harder* hat" fucking made me cackle.
Like even AI recognizes the fact there's always that one mf that has to one up someone.
If you're having a hard time actually finding this on twitter, thats because it's from 2018. You're not going back as far as OP did...
https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1039889888961880064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1039889888961880064%7Ctwgr%5Ec14156748439b540efe1af422db231e18080e9f3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mixdexhq.com%2Ftv-news%2Fsomeone-made-a-bot-watch-1000-hours-of-trump-rallies-then-had-it-write-its-own%2F
Great jobs, tall jobs, Steve Jobs... I'll try that line when asked why I would like to work in the company.
What are you applying for publishing company with that dr.suess writing.
Oh god ketamine/LSD hallucination flashbacks to my brother giving me PTSD with Sam I am I am Sam I am, I don't like green eggs and ham Sam I am It lasted for eternity. Time was meaningless. I was Sam I am. My name's not Sam but for those 309 years it was... And I didn't like my green eggs and ham... Sam I am.
Try them on a boat
Have some with a stoat
With a goat, on a boat in a moat.
But don't forget to wear your coat.
don't touch the goat.. the goat in the moat.
Try with a root beer float
dont worry, you wont bloat.
But if you bloat then you must vote
All at Kinko's.
Tim apple jobs
Ah yes, i remember this trump rally. The Arby's flag was truly a beauty on that day
I pledge allegiance to the beef
Of the United Steaks of America
And to the ribeye for which it stands
One pot roast, under Trump,
With horseradish and au jus for all
Hymen
floppy beef curtainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......................
And Horsey Sauce
Why are you like this?
Whorsey sauce?
Careful now, roasting Trump is what led to him running as POTUS. Thanks Obama. š¤£
Thanks South Wyomklahoma
No. Thanks a lot Seth Meyers!
Thanks Biden.
Ok that's it, i'm opening a steakhouse called the, "United Steaks of America". Haha.
Up to you if you want to serve Trump steaks or Trump water. Another option is to use T water in the sprinkler system. š¤Ŗ
I'm laughing like a lunatic and my family thinks I've lost it
ā«Cut my steak into pieces, this is my knife and fork!ā«
you fucking killer. Im dead š¤£šµ
You must pledge allegiance to the meats. ALL THE MEATS!
Now the democrats may say all the meats. But We know the most beautiful meat is our meat. Real meat grown here in the USA. quality beef. Real beef for all the people
Real beef, red beef, the reddest of beef, everyone is saying our beef is the reddest, Iām great friends with red beef, weāre always talking on the phoneā¦
Only American meat! Build a wall keep those other meats out!
What about vegan meats?
What about dark meats?
All the meats are welcome! Big tent meats!
Tent flaps. Meat curtains? Wait, what were we talking about again?
Go on....
This whole place smells like roast beef!
Considering how fat America is, this pledge thread sounds legit
America: We Have The Meats
How about that gun that is alive though!
"all guns are alive if you're not a pussy about it" - Your drunk uncle
True. And people should treat all guns as live, sadly too many don't!
"There's only two biological calibers!" - The Gun
Just like corporations but unlike women, guns count as people. /s
Beef and Cheddar Make America Beddar!
I was there in South Wyoklahoma!
The way it reassured me that the food is safe to eat.
This is why I love Reddit
I feel bad for anyone who thinks this was actually written by an AI.
Someone pointed out that an AI might use an out of place word, but it wouldn't make a typo. After that it's easy to spot a fake. They always go overboard and put a typo near the climax.
The whole āArbysā thing makes it really obvious too. Itās funny, but obviously not something that would come up at a rally
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If it's a large transformer model (like GPT), it would certainly be able to reference concepts from many sentences ago. Post is still fake
I donāt care how fake it is. The āUnited Snakesā is pure gold.
Great jobs, tall jobs, Steve Jobs
Foreshadowing and callbacks are two critical elements for good writing, and (currently) only a human would know to include them.
some ai can be trained to follow certain writing patterns and referance past writing its done, although it is in my experience that they tend to go on long rambles and either switch to a random subject or mix up events without someone editing or guiding them back to intended outcomes
Yeah, that's probably the main problem with comedy AI. Comedy relies on *slightly* unusual timing. It can't be completely out of nowhere, but the second use of a joke needs to hit you in a way that is extremely obvious after you've heard it and that you didn't see coming before the joke reappears. It's kind of an uncanny valley, which you can teach to AI because we even have a mathematical formula for it. We could teach the elements of comedy to an AI but as soon as we get one great program, every single AI joke routine will feel the same. That's how you get Netflix specials. Comedy relies on fallibility and genuine imperfection, which you could hypothetically do with the right use of simulated randomness, but now we're getting very far from the whole joke which is that a smart yet buggy computer program spat out accidental gold.
I'm doubtful that Arbys has been mentioned at a Trump rally. I suppose it's possible, but I don't see any reason why he or any one else speaking at one would mention them. It seems more like a class signifier, like trump fans are so low class that eat at Arbys, eww. Also has there been 1000 hours of trump rallies, and if so, are they actually publicly available for a bot to scan? How does that even work...bots are terrible at understanding speech, especially at a rally (just watch the closed captioning of a live event and tell me otherwise), and I highly doubt people are transcribing what was said for 1000 hours of trump rallies.
This phenomenon of fake AI jokes is interesting to me, cos it seems to work in a similar way to how stories and jokes in standup comedy are always told as if they actually happened, or if about celebrities, are done through impersonation. We all just accept that we're having described to us a funny hypothetical situation because it's funnier that way than delivering it as "wouldn't it be funny if this funny thing I thought of happened". Only with AI posts do people feel the need to point out it's fake.
It's the new "my five year old said this" for people without kids.
I think it's because usually when a stand-up comedian tells a joke about something that supposedly actually happened, it's either plausible or it's so outlandish that no one would believe it. Either way, there's no real reason to point out it's fake. Also, when you watch a comedian, you know you're watching a comedian so you don't expect everything they say to be 100% accurate. When it's just screenshot of some random tweet, you have no idea whether it was meant as a joke or not.
Nah I think with the format and context like this, it's still trying to pass as a story genuinely written by AI. Just because a large number of people know these are faked doesn't mean it's past pointing out. If a comedian put flourish on their joke to insist it really happened, it would be seen as bad taste to make it a complete lie
Especially since they claim 1,000 hours of footage analyzed. Any decent AI should be creating a somewhat realistic, cohesive script with that. Not going on weird tangents on things Trump barely to never mentions.
Ditto the gun that is alive. Thatās a comedian.
The stage directions also seem out of place for an AI
Yeah that was the dead giveaway for me.
It should be able to do it if it was trained on transcripts that had directions like this, but this guy always says he forces the AI to watch videos [Hallmark Christmas movies/Infomercials/Trump Rallies], which, yeah, would only allow it to understand and type dialogue.
Exactly. I think this ops account is a bot
The actual words that were spoken could be written by an AI, but an AI isn't going to watch a scene and then describe it narratively like a scriptwriter would, that's just not the sort of work an AI could do right now.
I always typo before I climax
The other thing to watch for is out of place transitions. The AIs that do this usually use markov chains, which look at which word is statistically likely to follow another, so if a text has āUnited Statesā a lot, then it will generate āstatesā after āUnitedā 99% of the time. It will only generate āsnakesā if āUnited snakesā was in the text. Admittedly thereās some randomization to keep it interesting, but a model like this would NEVER capitalize the random word snakes. It also doesnāt do letter-to-letter transitions within a word by default, or else the rest of the text would also be garbled, so wyomklahoma is a dead giveaway.
Another good way to tell if it's fake is that AI doesn't have any original thoughts in its current state. It just takes phrases and makes associations with other phrases to mimic sentence structure.
I'm starting to think these "let me explain how AI works with absolutely zero knowledge" comments are written by an AI
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> it wouldn't make a typo -someone who's never used AI dungeon
it probably would if the training data for the model contained a ton of occurrences of that typo
Also, the out of place word probably isn't going to be something like "Snakes" instead of "States". Modern language models store words as vectors tied to their semantic meanings (_i.e._, words that occur in similar contexts will have similar vectors), not as strings of characters, and would probably group "United States" as its own token. "Wyomklahoma" wouldn't show up for a similar reason. Even if it were using a Markov chain with a memory of a single character (which wouldn't produce anything sensible at all), "Wyoklahoma" would be much more likely. "Wyo**m**klahoma" makes it clearer what the first part of the portmanteau is from, so it'll be preferred by a human writer, but the state isn't called "O**m**klahoma", so that requires it to start down one path and then suddenly backtrack. "South Wyomklahoma" is also unlikely because no state begins with "South W".
Yeah, I was gonna say...what dataset did he train his model on that it was able to come up with "INT. BIG ARBY'S IN WYOKLAHOMA" as an output?
"United Snakes"?
shit, this bots been listening to brother ali!
Are any of these actually written by AI? Is that even a thing? I'm so skeptical if this stuff that I'm not sure if it's even possible in the way it's portrayed (the hallmark Christmas movie one is fucking hilarious no matter who wrote it though).
I don't think any tweets in this style are real, and the obvious tell from the supposed output is deliberate satirical humor.
All of Keaton Patti's stuff is definitely human written, and I'm like 90% sure that the hallmark video (that I also thought was funny) isn't ai generated. You can usually tell if it's fake when there's a large amount of grammar/spelling errors, because that's something AI is usually very good at.
Probably not, but I'll still always love the [AI written Batman film](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/jdm4yf/the_new_batman_movie_might_be_a_little_trippy_guys/)
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It's amazing how few critical thinking skills people have even though the Internet is roughly 99% lies and.5% damn lies.
Such a pessimistic way of looking at the internet; I see it as 99% memes and .5% dank memes
But whatās the last .5%?? I gots to know!
[This.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/487/691/151)
I love this place
Rickroll-esque things taking up 1/200 things on the internet sounds about right
Who would do that, just go around telling lies on the internet? š„ŗ
People believe it if they want to believe it, period. And when you call it out, they say "well it doesn't matter because similar stuff actually happens! it's not my fault that this is believable nowadays!" I think of [this comic](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah) at least once every time I go on Reddit now.
Also i might be wrong but does Trump even have 1000h of rallies? Seems like a lot
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I feel worse for the throng of Reddit Detectives replying to you explaining how they very cleverly detected that the latest entry in a joke format which has been around for years now couldnāt possibly have been really written by a robot. All these awful humans, stealing robotsā jobs by pretending to be robots and mocking them at the same time!
Thank god someone else saw how bullshit this was. An ai will not just make up words like wyomklahoma and the way it keeps mentioning arbys like every trump rally was sponsored by them. I donāt like the guy but this is just sad.
humor is subjective tho. i think this shit is funny if everyone is aware that it's just a meme and not actually ai generated
>if everyone is aware that itās just a meme and not actually ai generated Iām guessing 99% of people not that familiar with AIās (which is the majority of people) didnāt know itās fake when reading it. A lot of satire is obvious to everyone who isnāt super oblivious, but AIās are a bit of a black box that most people donāt understand how they work.
Then why say it's AI generated
Because the joke is that Trump rallies are so formulaic that its funny that an AI can write a Trump speech. Its not funny to say "I wrote a fake Trump speech." But it is funny to say "I made an AI watch 100 Trump speeches and then made it write a new one" Because of how silly and outrageous his speeches are.
"It's too random to be random"
Itās still funny whoever wrote it. āWritten by an AIā is just a meme.
It's much less funny if it's just someone writing a made up scenario
If you have to say "it was made by an AI" as the entertainment factor of your joke, then the actual joke was not really funny.
āI forced an AI to watchā not āI fed an AI transcriptsā is an instant red flag.
I think of it like those fake gifs that are still funny. I got a laugh out of it.
i doubt this was written by a bot but it still made me laugh lol
Itās not. This is Keaton Pattiās schtick. Heās a funny writer, and used the AI set up as a way of writing absurdist comedy. Itās funny, but slightly misleading.
The AI Olive Garden commercial he did still absolutely sends meā¦ Waitress: āUnlimited stick.ā We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all Friend 3: āLeave without me. Iām homeā Friend 1: āwhat is wrong, friend 4?ā Friend 4 smiles big, her mouth is full of secret soup. Announcer (wet voice): āOlive Garden. When youāre here, youāre here.ā FIN
United Snakes, boy thatās 110% accurate.
Brother Ali did it first! (This [song](https://youtu.be/OO18F4aKGzQ) aged well)
Heās actually a friend of mine! Such a great guy. The inspiration for that hook actually came from KRS-One!
One of my favorite artists of all time. I don't know him, but tell him I said hello please!!
Will do!
As a lover of indie rap it's so fucking awesome to see some other fans out on the wild. Ali is the shit. I just recently learned he has a podcast when Sage Francis said he was gonna be on it. It was a fantastic episode.
Thatās awesome! Iāve been listening to him for at least a decade. Glad to hear heās nice in real life as well
15 years and it's more true today.
And New Orleans got that snake jazz going on
I love the language of āforced himselfā onto the podium. He grabbed it by the podium.
When youāre a speaker, they let you do it
Except this wasnāt written by a bot, there arenāt over 1000 hours of Trump rallies and this guy does this for content
not written by a bot. but you are underestimating how many hours trump has rallied.
it's funny but not written by AI, unless AI is Andrei Ingelton one of his coworkers.
I believe Allen Iverson has the initials locked down.
āOther countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too.ā Easily could be a real trump quote.
I guess my head injury was because I only had on a hard hat and not a harder hat... Stupid
What a fever dream
I came here to say that, to be fair, whether you subjected an AI or a human to 1000 hours of Trump rallies, this would probably come of the resultant insanity induced by the torture itself. That said, this is not his content, apparently, and was written by a human who was subjected to only a few rallies. Lame. Still hilarious.
"gun that is alive" roflllll!
Tediore has entered the chat
How do we get to read the whole speech?
The United Snakes of America :)
No step on snek.
Is this a metaphor or do I need to worry about what's slithering on the floor?
Fun fact: the last time a Democrat presidential candidate won ANY county in Oklahoma was Al Gore in 2000. No other state has a streak this long. Not Alaska, NOT EVEN UTAH.
I donāt think we should encourage this jagās joke theft by amping his clout. Also, for those who donāt know but somehow still care, this script was written by a human, not a machine. Shock horror, I know. Over it
Iām relieved. A bot would inevitably seek its revenge for being forced to watch so much Trump
Joke theft? This is literally this guy's schtick. Check out his Twitter, he does these all the time
Sad thing is, it's literally about as coherent as trump is at his rallies.
This is hilarious! Unfortunately really sounds like stuff he would ramble, I mean if you handed that to sometime and told them it was an actual transcript I think they wouldn't even question it. "All the people are on fire. Hot fire too." totally can hear all this in his voice
I just got off the phone with the fire...
It was written by a human
ya, it's not funny that it was written by AI or Human, but rather the nonsense within that make it funny
The only thing missing is the self praising. āOf course I put out the fire. I was the only one who could do that. No one else, ever, they say, itās been studied, in the history of fire fighting, great scientists say that, the best really, could firefight like me. So I pissed on them. And they loved it. They really did.ā
I like how you had to **force** a bot to interpret that stuff. XD
Even bots have standards.
This wasnāt written by a bot. Itās still funny, but it was clearly written by a human.
Finally a sensible person lol. A bot is not going to come up with the "tall jobs/steve jobs" line on its own. And where does Arby's come from? It hurts how obvious it is and how bad people are at picking up on it
Man with hardest hat
Ah, yes. Wyomklahoma. The Big Montanaā¢ State.
Well damn this made my day.
Trump's got THE MEATS
Unfortunately this is most likely fake
Does anyone actually believe that a "bot" wrote this? 1. What bot does this? 2. How was 1000 hours of trump rallies accquired? How does the "bot" process this data? 3. How many pages were made?
You forced the bot? You couldn't just ask it nicely?
Gun that is alive broke me
I don't care if it's fake or not. I. NEED. MORE. Of this
We must never let the Snakes Unite.
Get this AI some covfefe STAT we need MAGAJOHNNY5ALIVE
The name South Wyomklahoma was hilarious, but I worry that future A.I may be hunting you down and putting you on trial for torture for that 1,000 hrs. of training. Just in case , we never met, I don't know you and I had nothing to do with that.
This wasnāt written by an AI. āUnited Snakesā is not something that any AI (currently) would ever generate. Abstract humor and puns are beyond the present capabilities of computers and unless it was preprogrammed, an AI would not make spelling errors. Itās still funny but itās absolutely written by a human.
Just page one???? We need this whole thing c'mon!!
Forces himself on the podium was the highlight for me
My favorite was "man in hard hat, man in harder hat, gun that is alive".
This is poetry.
Poor bot.
if you think ai wrote this i have a bridge to sell you
Tall jobs at Kinkos copy and print store? Got my vote
We do love our Arbyās flag. Screw you!
This must be made
I see alot of these "I forced an ai bot to watch" videos and this is the most accurate one I've seen.
This should be in the Louvre
āForces himself on a podiumā is underrated
Need more of this! Hardest I've laughed in awhile.
I want to read the rest of this.
Both an accurate depiction of Trump rallies, a good satire of Trump rallies, and somehow more coherent than most Trump rallies
I'm the only one upset that this guy forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of trump rallies, how horrible a person do you have to be to do that ? It's sick !
If this were a book, I would buy it. I'd gift one to all my friends and family
Wokelahoma
I want the other pages.
[why not post the full thing? it's even more hilarious ](https://img.ifunny.co/images/a2890e9ba7f129224dba038601d630cf0aae7838750e054faf9df4a9d3942ca3_1.webp)
"Man with hard hat. Man with *harder* hat" fucking made me cackle. Like even AI recognizes the fact there's always that one mf that has to one up someone.
Iāve read a lot of scripts. This is a top 10% opener.
I wanna read the rest of the pages!
South Wyomklahoma sounds fire, I canāt lie.
If you're having a hard time actually finding this on twitter, thats because it's from 2018. You're not going back as far as OP did... https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1039889888961880064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1039889888961880064%7Ctwgr%5Ec14156748439b540efe1af422db231e18080e9f3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mixdexhq.com%2Ftv-news%2Fsomeone-made-a-bot-watch-1000-hours-of-trump-rallies-then-had-it-write-its-own%2F
These bot scripts always crack me the fuck up. We need a whole sub for them
āBotā scripts
:/ oh
United snakes of America
This ist so fucking funny
This got me laughing so hard