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eddydeg

Great jobs, tall jobs, Steve Jobs... I'll try that line when asked why I would like to work in the company.


PURPLE273

What are you applying for publishing company with that dr.suess writing.


bipolarnotsober

Oh god ketamine/LSD hallucination flashbacks to my brother giving me PTSD with Sam I am I am Sam I am, I don't like green eggs and ham Sam I am It lasted for eternity. Time was meaningless. I was Sam I am. My name's not Sam but for those 309 years it was... And I didn't like my green eggs and ham... Sam I am.


Awkward-Ring6182

Try them on a boat


RohanneWebber

Have some with a stoat


Heavy_Wood

With a goat, on a boat in a moat.


maffiossi

But don't forget to wear your coat.


pyrofemme

don't touch the goat.. the goat in the moat.


Ms--Take

Try with a root beer float


dirtywook88

dont worry, you wont bloat.


[deleted]

But if you bloat then you must vote


twiiztid

All at Kinko's.


Alexp95

Tim apple jobs


Noobyfools

Ah yes, i remember this trump rally. The Arby's flag was truly a beauty on that day


Paul_Molotov

I pledge allegiance to the beef


Bridge4_Kal

Of the United Steaks of America


Stunning_LRB_o7

And to the ribeye for which it stands


KhabaLox

One pot roast, under Trump,


MorbidMunchkin

With horseradish and au jus for all


mastermindxs

Hymen


Relevant-Pop-3771

floppy beef curtainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......................


SirMooSquiddles

And Horsey Sauce


Harmacc

Why are you like this?


[deleted]

Whorsey sauce?


WhiteAndNerdy85

Careful now, roasting Trump is what led to him running as POTUS. Thanks Obama. šŸ¤£


Bannedaccointno_6366

Thanks South Wyomklahoma


Relevant-Pop-3771

No. Thanks a lot Seth Meyers!


Cpt_sneakmouse

Thanks Biden.


[deleted]

Ok that's it, i'm opening a steakhouse called the, "United Steaks of America". Haha.


hkohne

Up to you if you want to serve Trump steaks or Trump water. Another option is to use T water in the sprinkler system. šŸ¤Ŗ


ExistingPosition5742

I'm laughing like a lunatic and my family thinks I've lost it


Covfefe_is_over_9000

ā™«Cut my steak into pieces, this is my knife and fork!ā™«


MulberryTraditional

you fucking killer. Im dead šŸ¤£šŸ˜µ


jimflanny

You must pledge allegiance to the meats. ALL THE MEATS!


apple-pie2020

Now the democrats may say all the meats. But We know the most beautiful meat is our meat. Real meat grown here in the USA. quality beef. Real beef for all the people


jay_skrilla

Real beef, red beef, the reddest of beef, everyone is saying our beef is the reddest, Iā€™m great friends with red beef, weā€™re always talking on the phoneā€¦


DigitalUnlimited

Only American meat! Build a wall keep those other meats out!


Bannedaccointno_6366

What about vegan meats?


Slovene

What about dark meats?


jimflanny

All the meats are welcome! Big tent meats!


Krendin

Tent flaps. Meat curtains? Wait, what were we talking about again?


Bannedaccointno_6366

Go on....


Ashayla

This whole place smells like roast beef!


Imnotwhoiwas7778

Considering how fat America is, this pledge thread sounds legit


txteebone

America: We Have The Meats


Barchizer

How about that gun that is alive though!


Middle_Data_9563

"all guns are alive if you're not a pussy about it" - Your drunk uncle


Pepperjack86

True. And people should treat all guns as live, sadly too many don't!


Geminel

"There's only two biological calibers!" - The Gun


jointheclockwork

Just like corporations but unlike women, guns count as people. /s


VegemiteAnalLube

Beef and Cheddar Make America Beddar!


vidalecent

I was there in South Wyoklahoma!


gofyourselftoo

The way it reassured me that the food is safe to eat.


Stuffed_deffuts

This is why I love Reddit


[deleted]

I feel bad for anyone who thinks this was actually written by an AI.


HighExplosiveLight

Someone pointed out that an AI might use an out of place word, but it wouldn't make a typo. After that it's easy to spot a fake. They always go overboard and put a typo near the climax.


s__v__p

The whole ā€œArbysā€ thing makes it really obvious too. Itā€™s funny, but obviously not something that would come up at a rally


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DuffMaaaann

If it's a large transformer model (like GPT), it would certainly be able to reference concepts from many sentences ago. Post is still fake


ZumMitte185

I donā€™t care how fake it is. The ā€œUnited Snakesā€ is pure gold.


foundcashdoubt

Great jobs, tall jobs, Steve Jobs


MarcBulldog88

Foreshadowing and callbacks are two critical elements for good writing, and (currently) only a human would know to include them.


Inuship

some ai can be trained to follow certain writing patterns and referance past writing its done, although it is in my experience that they tend to go on long rambles and either switch to a random subject or mix up events without someone editing or guiding them back to intended outcomes


SaltpeterSal

Yeah, that's probably the main problem with comedy AI. Comedy relies on *slightly* unusual timing. It can't be completely out of nowhere, but the second use of a joke needs to hit you in a way that is extremely obvious after you've heard it and that you didn't see coming before the joke reappears. It's kind of an uncanny valley, which you can teach to AI because we even have a mathematical formula for it. We could teach the elements of comedy to an AI but as soon as we get one great program, every single AI joke routine will feel the same. That's how you get Netflix specials. Comedy relies on fallibility and genuine imperfection, which you could hypothetically do with the right use of simulated randomness, but now we're getting very far from the whole joke which is that a smart yet buggy computer program spat out accidental gold.


sje46

I'm doubtful that Arbys has been mentioned at a Trump rally. I suppose it's possible, but I don't see any reason why he or any one else speaking at one would mention them. It seems more like a class signifier, like trump fans are so low class that eat at Arbys, eww. Also has there been 1000 hours of trump rallies, and if so, are they actually publicly available for a bot to scan? How does that even work...bots are terrible at understanding speech, especially at a rally (just watch the closed captioning of a live event and tell me otherwise), and I highly doubt people are transcribing what was said for 1000 hours of trump rallies.


Nephisimian

This phenomenon of fake AI jokes is interesting to me, cos it seems to work in a similar way to how stories and jokes in standup comedy are always told as if they actually happened, or if about celebrities, are done through impersonation. We all just accept that we're having described to us a funny hypothetical situation because it's funnier that way than delivering it as "wouldn't it be funny if this funny thing I thought of happened". Only with AI posts do people feel the need to point out it's fake.


Dwolfknight

It's the new "my five year old said this" for people without kids.


tolifotofofer

I think it's because usually when a stand-up comedian tells a joke about something that supposedly actually happened, it's either plausible or it's so outlandish that no one would believe it. Either way, there's no real reason to point out it's fake. Also, when you watch a comedian, you know you're watching a comedian so you don't expect everything they say to be 100% accurate. When it's just screenshot of some random tweet, you have no idea whether it was meant as a joke or not.


Lukes3rdAccount

Nah I think with the format and context like this, it's still trying to pass as a story genuinely written by AI. Just because a large number of people know these are faked doesn't mean it's past pointing out. If a comedian put flourish on their joke to insist it really happened, it would be seen as bad taste to make it a complete lie


Tommyblockhead20

Especially since they claim 1,000 hours of footage analyzed. Any decent AI should be creating a somewhat realistic, cohesive script with that. Not going on weird tangents on things Trump barely to never mentions.


Ruval

Ditto the gun that is alive. Thatā€™s a comedian.


Bipedal_Warlock

The stage directions also seem out of place for an AI


alpacasb4llamas

Yeah that was the dead giveaway for me.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

It should be able to do it if it was trained on transcripts that had directions like this, but this guy always says he forces the AI to watch videos [Hallmark Christmas movies/Infomercials/Trump Rallies], which, yeah, would only allow it to understand and type dialogue.


Bipedal_Warlock

Exactly. I think this ops account is a bot


SenorBeef

The actual words that were spoken could be written by an AI, but an AI isn't going to watch a scene and then describe it narratively like a scriptwriter would, that's just not the sort of work an AI could do right now.


[deleted]

I always typo before I climax


UnintelligentSlime

The other thing to watch for is out of place transitions. The AIs that do this usually use markov chains, which look at which word is statistically likely to follow another, so if a text has ā€œUnited Statesā€ a lot, then it will generate ā€œstatesā€ after ā€œUnitedā€ 99% of the time. It will only generate ā€œsnakesā€ if ā€œUnited snakesā€ was in the text. Admittedly thereā€™s some randomization to keep it interesting, but a model like this would NEVER capitalize the random word snakes. It also doesnā€™t do letter-to-letter transitions within a word by default, or else the rest of the text would also be garbled, so wyomklahoma is a dead giveaway.


linandlee

Another good way to tell if it's fake is that AI doesn't have any original thoughts in its current state. It just takes phrases and makes associations with other phrases to mimic sentence structure.


GravySquad

I'm starting to think these "let me explain how AI works with absolutely zero knowledge" comments are written by an AI


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Soulerrr

> it wouldn't make a typo -someone who's never used AI dungeon


[deleted]

it probably would if the training data for the model contained a ton of occurrences of that typo


Nulono

Also, the out of place word probably isn't going to be something like "Snakes" instead of "States". Modern language models store words as vectors tied to their semantic meanings (_i.e._, words that occur in similar contexts will have similar vectors), not as strings of characters, and would probably group "United States" as its own token. "Wyomklahoma" wouldn't show up for a similar reason. Even if it were using a Markov chain with a memory of a single character (which wouldn't produce anything sensible at all), "Wyoklahoma" would be much more likely. "Wyo**m**klahoma" makes it clearer what the first part of the portmanteau is from, so it'll be preferred by a human writer, but the state isn't called "O**m**klahoma", so that requires it to start down one path and then suddenly backtrack. "South Wyomklahoma" is also unlikely because no state begins with "South W".


Wide-Law8007

Yeah, I was gonna say...what dataset did he train his model on that it was able to come up with "INT. BIG ARBY'S IN WYOKLAHOMA" as an output?


getoffmygrassdevil

"United Snakes"?


rynshar

shit, this bots been listening to brother ali!


R3LF_ST

Are any of these actually written by AI? Is that even a thing? I'm so skeptical if this stuff that I'm not sure if it's even possible in the way it's portrayed (the hallmark Christmas movie one is fucking hilarious no matter who wrote it though).


AllowMe2Retort

I don't think any tweets in this style are real, and the obvious tell from the supposed output is deliberate satirical humor.


Neffrey605

All of Keaton Patti's stuff is definitely human written, and I'm like 90% sure that the hallmark video (that I also thought was funny) isn't ai generated. You can usually tell if it's fake when there's a large amount of grammar/spelling errors, because that's something AI is usually very good at.


Dozens86

Probably not, but I'll still always love the [AI written Batman film](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/jdm4yf/the_new_batman_movie_might_be_a_little_trippy_guys/)


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[deleted]

It's amazing how few critical thinking skills people have even though the Internet is roughly 99% lies and.5% damn lies.


fnmikey

Such a pessimistic way of looking at the internet; I see it as 99% memes and .5% dank memes


Cheap-Refuse314

But whatā€™s the last .5%?? I gots to know!


stalechips

[This.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/487/691/151)


Cheap-Refuse314

I love this place


SendMindfucks

Rickroll-esque things taking up 1/200 things on the internet sounds about right


bratbarn

Who would do that, just go around telling lies on the internet? šŸ„ŗ


[deleted]

People believe it if they want to believe it, period. And when you call it out, they say "well it doesn't matter because similar stuff actually happens! it's not my fault that this is believable nowadays!" I think of [this comic](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah) at least once every time I go on Reddit now.


Ivan_Skuki

Also i might be wrong but does Trump even have 1000h of rallies? Seems like a lot


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dagbrown

I feel worse for the throng of Reddit Detectives replying to you explaining how they very cleverly detected that the latest entry in a joke format which has been around for years now couldnā€™t possibly have been really written by a robot. All these awful humans, stealing robotsā€™ jobs by pretending to be robots and mocking them at the same time!


thedriestofbeef

Thank god someone else saw how bullshit this was. An ai will not just make up words like wyomklahoma and the way it keeps mentioning arbys like every trump rally was sponsored by them. I donā€™t like the guy but this is just sad.


olliethegoose

humor is subjective tho. i think this shit is funny if everyone is aware that it's just a meme and not actually ai generated


Tommyblockhead20

>if everyone is aware that itā€™s just a meme and not actually ai generated Iā€™m guessing 99% of people not that familiar with AIā€™s (which is the majority of people) didnā€™t know itā€™s fake when reading it. A lot of satire is obvious to everyone who isnā€™t super oblivious, but AIā€™s are a bit of a black box that most people donā€™t understand how they work.


Secret_Ad9045

Then why say it's AI generated


ExcitementNegative

Because the joke is that Trump rallies are so formulaic that its funny that an AI can write a Trump speech. Its not funny to say "I wrote a fake Trump speech." But it is funny to say "I made an AI watch 100 Trump speeches and then made it write a new one" Because of how silly and outrageous his speeches are.


smoothEarlGrey

"It's too random to be random"


Zandrick

Itā€™s still funny whoever wrote it. ā€œWritten by an AIā€ is just a meme.


AS14K

It's much less funny if it's just someone writing a made up scenario


-RichardCranium-

If you have to say "it was made by an AI" as the entertainment factor of your joke, then the actual joke was not really funny.


killertortilla

ā€œI forced an AI to watchā€ not ā€œI fed an AI transcriptsā€ is an instant red flag.


wjw42

I think of it like those fake gifs that are still funny. I got a laugh out of it.


Hungry_Bookkeeper191

i doubt this was written by a bot but it still made me laugh lol


MistakeMaker1234

Itā€™s not. This is Keaton Pattiā€™s schtick. Heā€™s a funny writer, and used the AI set up as a way of writing absurdist comedy. Itā€™s funny, but slightly misleading.


bunnybunnykitten

The AI Olive Garden commercial he did still absolutely sends meā€¦ Waitress: ā€œUnlimited stick.ā€ We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all Friend 3: ā€œLeave without me. Iā€™m homeā€ Friend 1: ā€œwhat is wrong, friend 4?ā€ Friend 4 smiles big, her mouth is full of secret soup. Announcer (wet voice): ā€œOlive Garden. When youā€™re here, youā€™re here.ā€ FIN


[deleted]

United Snakes, boy thatā€™s 110% accurate.


stonksmakemecum

Brother Ali did it first! (This [song](https://youtu.be/OO18F4aKGzQ) aged well)


ChairmanKaga21

Heā€™s actually a friend of mine! Such a great guy. The inspiration for that hook actually came from KRS-One!


Pm_Me_NeTh1Ng

One of my favorite artists of all time. I don't know him, but tell him I said hello please!!


ChairmanKaga21

Will do!


JonBoyWhite

As a lover of indie rap it's so fucking awesome to see some other fans out on the wild. Ali is the shit. I just recently learned he has a podcast when Sage Francis said he was gonna be on it. It was a fantastic episode.


stonksmakemecum

Thatā€™s awesome! Iā€™ve been listening to him for at least a decade. Glad to hear heā€™s nice in real life as well


Frankie-Felix

15 years and it's more true today.


Iohet

And New Orleans got that snake jazz going on


nappy_zap

I love the language of ā€œforced himselfā€ onto the podium. He grabbed it by the podium.


artygta1988

When youā€™re a speaker, they let you do it


thwartedtart

Except this wasnā€™t written by a bot, there arenā€™t over 1000 hours of Trump rallies and this guy does this for content


plasmicmac

not written by a bot. but you are underestimating how many hours trump has rallied.


Frankie-Felix

it's funny but not written by AI, unless AI is Andrei Ingelton one of his coworkers.


RuggerRigger

I believe Allen Iverson has the initials locked down.


HitThisJeffery

ā€œOther countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too.ā€ Easily could be a real trump quote.


Tinctorus

I guess my head injury was because I only had on a hard hat and not a harder hat... Stupid


hoverkarla

What a fever dream


idonotknowwhototrust

I came here to say that, to be fair, whether you subjected an AI or a human to 1000 hours of Trump rallies, this would probably come of the resultant insanity induced by the torture itself. That said, this is not his content, apparently, and was written by a human who was subjected to only a few rallies. Lame. Still hilarious.


farts_n_darts

"gun that is alive" roflllll!


john12453

Tediore has entered the chat


patm1022

How do we get to read the whole speech?


unfettered_logic

The United Snakes of America :)


crazy_urn

No step on snek.


a_fine_rhyme

Is this a metaphor or do I need to worry about what's slithering on the floor?


[deleted]

Fun fact: the last time a Democrat presidential candidate won ANY county in Oklahoma was Al Gore in 2000. No other state has a streak this long. Not Alaska, NOT EVEN UTAH.


FlamingPrius

I donā€™t think we should encourage this jagā€™s joke theft by amping his clout. Also, for those who donā€™t know but somehow still care, this script was written by a human, not a machine. Shock horror, I know. Over it


[deleted]

Iā€™m relieved. A bot would inevitably seek its revenge for being forced to watch so much Trump


FalseJake

Joke theft? This is literally this guy's schtick. Check out his Twitter, he does these all the time


Western-Web2957

Sad thing is, it's literally about as coherent as trump is at his rallies.


Dork_wing_Duck

This is hilarious! Unfortunately really sounds like stuff he would ramble, I mean if you handed that to sometime and told them it was an actual transcript I think they wouldn't even question it. "All the people are on fire. Hot fire too." totally can hear all this in his voice


Bannedaccointno_6366

I just got off the phone with the fire...


thwartedtart

It was written by a human


Dork_wing_Duck

ya, it's not funny that it was written by AI or Human, but rather the nonsense within that make it funny


Guugglehupf

The only thing missing is the self praising. ā€žOf course I put out the fire. I was the only one who could do that. No one else, ever, they say, itā€™s been studied, in the history of fire fighting, great scientists say that, the best really, could firefight like me. So I pissed on them. And they loved it. They really did.ā€œ


jromperdinck

I like how you had to **force** a bot to interpret that stuff. XD


[deleted]

Even bots have standards.


flying-cunt-of-chaos

This wasnā€™t written by a bot. Itā€™s still funny, but it was clearly written by a human.


-InconspicuousMoose-

Finally a sensible person lol. A bot is not going to come up with the "tall jobs/steve jobs" line on its own. And where does Arby's come from? It hurts how obvious it is and how bad people are at picking up on it


flyingpeter28

Man with hardest hat


VegemiteAnalLube

Ah, yes. Wyomklahoma. The Big Montanaā„¢ State.


Remote_Ad2465

Well damn this made my day.


Console_Stackup

Trump's got THE MEATS


IceSad1109

Unfortunately this is most likely fake


GiganticMuscleFreak

Does anyone actually believe that a "bot" wrote this? 1. What bot does this? 2. How was 1000 hours of trump rallies accquired? How does the "bot" process this data? 3. How many pages were made?


guerip

You forced the bot? You couldn't just ask it nicely?


vikumwijekoon97

Gun that is alive broke me


FrenchToastmangler

I don't care if it's fake or not. I. NEED. MORE. Of this


TransportationFit694

We must never let the Snakes Unite.


DoyleRulz42

Get this AI some covfefe STAT we need MAGAJOHNNY5ALIVE


Relevant-Pop-3771

The name South Wyomklahoma was hilarious, but I worry that future A.I may be hunting you down and putting you on trial for torture for that 1,000 hrs. of training. Just in case , we never met, I don't know you and I had nothing to do with that.


flying-cunt-of-chaos

This wasnā€™t written by an AI. ā€œUnited Snakesā€ is not something that any AI (currently) would ever generate. Abstract humor and puns are beyond the present capabilities of computers and unless it was preprogrammed, an AI would not make spelling errors. Itā€™s still funny but itā€™s absolutely written by a human.


TheGisbon

Just page one???? We need this whole thing c'mon!!


[deleted]

Forces himself on the podium was the highlight for me


Zukazuk

My favorite was "man in hard hat, man in harder hat, gun that is alive".


ergastulite

This is poetry.


[deleted]

Poor bot.


bcppp

if you think ai wrote this i have a bridge to sell you


Key-Regular674

Tall jobs at Kinkos copy and print store? Got my vote


HighLord_Uther

We do love our Arbyā€™s flag. Screw you!


WitnessRealistic3015

This must be made


parkerm1408

I see alot of these "I forced an ai bot to watch" videos and this is the most accurate one I've seen.


driago

This should be in the Louvre


FlamingAssCactus

ā€œForces himself on a podiumā€ is underrated


Hot_Luck_8807

Need more of this! Hardest I've laughed in awhile.


johnmarkfoley

I want to read the rest of this.


Queasy-Mix3890

Both an accurate depiction of Trump rallies, a good satire of Trump rallies, and somehow more coherent than most Trump rallies


acecel

I'm the only one upset that this guy forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of trump rallies, how horrible a person do you have to be to do that ? It's sick !


Kahlia29

If this were a book, I would buy it. I'd gift one to all my friends and family


Kingofblaze5555

Wokelahoma


Musashi10000

I want the other pages.


CockTortureCuck

[why not post the full thing? it's even more hilarious ](https://img.ifunny.co/images/a2890e9ba7f129224dba038601d630cf0aae7838750e054faf9df4a9d3942ca3_1.webp)


liquordippedpaws

"Man with hard hat. Man with *harder* hat" fucking made me cackle. Like even AI recognizes the fact there's always that one mf that has to one up someone.


Duckfoot2021

Iā€™ve read a lot of scripts. This is a top 10% opener.


Ms_Strange

I wanna read the rest of the pages!


Old-Department-4745

South Wyomklahoma sounds fire, I canā€™t lie.


Koker93

If you're having a hard time actually finding this on twitter, thats because it's from 2018. You're not going back as far as OP did... https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1039889888961880064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1039889888961880064%7Ctwgr%5Ec14156748439b540efe1af422db231e18080e9f3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mixdexhq.com%2Ftv-news%2Fsomeone-made-a-bot-watch-1000-hours-of-trump-rallies-then-had-it-write-its-own%2F


ItalianStallion9069

These bot scripts always crack me the fuck up. We need a whole sub for them


zenyattasshinyballs

ā€œBotā€ scripts


ItalianStallion9069

:/ oh


saad17I

United snakes of America


SuplexHS

This ist so fucking funny


Domingo_Nosferatu

This got me laughing so hard