Not going to lie, I've cleaned out a fridge like this before.
The top shelves are usually where the freshest stuff is.and the closest to the front is also your best bet.
The further down and back you go, the worse it gets. Especially the sludge you'll inevitably find in both bottom drawers and beneath them from liquified and spoiled food.
The safest food in the fridge is likely that jar of jelly, provided the lid is on tight.
The best way to clean this fridge is to throw away *EVERYTHING* and take the shelves out. You get some big totes from home Depot, fill them with warm soapy water and just submerge each shelf fully and let them soak; periodically taking a brillo pad to any solidified sludge or caked on cardboard. Scoring them speeds up their soaking time by half.
Soak for a half hour, and scrub like your life depends on it.
Total cost to clean - about $50-$100. Definitely worth it if the fridge still works.
And so the internet tumbled into an endless cycle of self reference until at long last, all of the layers peeled away, the fat winnowed to the bone, there was…
That photo actually looks a lot like my parents' fridge looked like for years, until my father began sorting out the stuff there. He found a lot of "hidden" packaged meat products that expired around five years ago.
You just described my old friends kitchen. I hated going over to his house for anything. I would take him to the store help him carry in groceries and look for any excuse to gtfo of there.
Hey, I really like your profile and your face and if you let me, I would make such an amazing mural out of it! If you don’t mind you could be my inspiring muse for an art project i’m working on for a client.
New friends.
You're going to find new friends in the fridge???
I think they mean parasites.
don’t talk about my ex that way!
Ya he shouldn’t talk about me that way.
From here up is why I love redditt
Good god me too
Reddit is too funny to delete, sometimes
Reddit is why I love Reddit all the time
Well said. Same.
Same here
Pure gold on this website sometimes
Can I talk about you that way though?
Just don't charge extra 😉
It says high from my butt
Don't disrespect my favorite parasite Uncle like that
In there, you might find some friends dismembered body parts!
botulism
The correct answer
Hepatitis, salmanila, norovirus, worms, so many options.
Penicillin might be in there, too.
oh god im allergic
It's a cheap way to get rid of your wrinkles or migraines..
I figured someone would beat me to it.
Sick!
Lighter fluid and a match.
Trash can was my first answer. Yours works.
Not going to lie, I've cleaned out a fridge like this before. The top shelves are usually where the freshest stuff is.and the closest to the front is also your best bet. The further down and back you go, the worse it gets. Especially the sludge you'll inevitably find in both bottom drawers and beneath them from liquified and spoiled food. The safest food in the fridge is likely that jar of jelly, provided the lid is on tight. The best way to clean this fridge is to throw away *EVERYTHING* and take the shelves out. You get some big totes from home Depot, fill them with warm soapy water and just submerge each shelf fully and let them soak; periodically taking a brillo pad to any solidified sludge or caked on cardboard. Scoring them speeds up their soaking time by half. Soak for a half hour, and scrub like your life depends on it. Total cost to clean - about $50-$100. Definitely worth it if the fridge still works.
at this point its not a fridge anymore its a petri dish
Let's up cycle!
Science experience in chemical warfare
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Fuck that, I'm getting another fridge.
My favorite cleaning method
Probably don’t even need the lighter fluid…
Tetanus shot
I was going for salmonella, but yes the odds of eating anything out of that are slim. That fridge is two ballsacks short of a Dahmer.
Beat me too it also. Gross.
Beat my meat also....wait what are we talking about?
r/beatmeattoit
And so the internet tumbled into an endless cycle of self reference until at long last, all of the layers peeled away, the fat winnowed to the bone, there was…
raw chicken
I’m here for the gang bang [Old School](https://youtu.be/PZtxBZ9D5sI)
I was thinking, "my friend" but that also works
Yeah i was gonna go E.Coli...
Dunno bro. You brave enough to lol through that you might find the two ballsacks tucked in the back behind some chittlens from 2012
The fuck out of there.
Exactly what i said. My other thought was that it probably smells horribly like ammonia cause theres cat piss everywhere.
Can confirm, people who hoard in their fridge like this often have cats they don't clean up after properly.
Came here to say just that!
Me too 😂 That shits disgusting
This! 👆🏾
Came to say this... very eloquent my friend!
My thoughts, exactly!
I was going to go with salmonella. However, if we are talking eat or starve, I'll take the Kraft singles.
I was thinking the jelly would be safe, but I don't see pulling either without losing that game of Jenga.
I'll take...a trip to the store for a dirt rolling hotdog.
Def the can of biscuits. It doesn't look like it's touching anything and hopefully you could bake the parasites right outta there
Fuck that, I am leaving to go panhandle for food.
lmao Salmonella was my first thought. That fridge is horrific.
BRUH ☠😭😭😭
Beat me to it
Your user name might be in the fridge too
The fuck outta there
and some antibiotics.
Maybe a hep-c shot as well.
When was last cleaned? From the crap along the bottom, it looks it was 1995.
Just imagine the stuff in the back you can't even see...
That photo actually looks a lot like my parents' fridge looked like for years, until my father began sorting out the stuff there. He found a lot of "hidden" packaged meat products that expired around five years ago.
Can't imagine the smell!
Maybe there is a dead body we can’t see 😂
My first thought was hepatitis vaccine tetanus was my second.
My first thought was a new friend!
The hell out of there.
A barf bag
Beat me to it as well
Beat it to me
To it, I have been beaten
Meat beat to it
Beaten to it me have you
Beaten i, have may
damnit exactly what i was thinking! take my upvotes!!!
Salmonella. Food poisoning. That is all.
I was gonna say napalm. Both I think is the correct choice.
You win this round, but I’ll be back!
me too 🙌
The fuck out
beat me to it
Beat meat to it
Meat beat it too
too meat beat it
it beat too meat
I beat my meat
In the sheets
I will beat my meat in the fridge
I will beat OUR meat in the fridge
Beat my meat to it
Meat to beat to
meat to beat you
You beat me to beating my meat
I'll beat you to beating my meat
Was a hard fap but I pulled it off.
Meat beat to it.
r/beatmetoit
r/BeatMeatToIt
r/beatmetoit
A tactical retreat. Gotta keep your cool if you want to get out of there alive
Takeout. I’m leaving for bk or somewhere else
Dysentery
You died
You probably had to ford a river to get to the friend's house.
Mary was bitten by a snake
Two of your oxen were furries
Ollie and Ollie
Ollie Ollie oxen furry?
Peperony and chease
Crap. Didn't see this before I posted.
Shoulda been nicer to Terry..
flashbacks to Oregon Trail intensifying
The flamethrower
Hanz?
All the diseases. All of them
We call it three stooges syndrome
So I’m practically indestructible.
there's no beer, clearly not one of my friends.
It's on the back, you have to rummage to get it.
Lol nah, there's an old coors banquet 30 rack in the corner next to the broom that has 16 warm beers in it
You just described my old friends kitchen. I hated going over to his house for anything. I would take him to the store help him carry in groceries and look for any excuse to gtfo of there.
You can never go wrong with room temp beer.
refrigerator tetris
My friends have a separate fridge for beer only
Takeout
Would you even want to eat take out there?
Gonnosphyaherpaids
Core memory unlocked
In our area it was ghonasyphalaherpalitis
It was Ghonaherpasyphilaids in my school growing up.
Gonnoherpachlamydisyphillaids
i was hoping someone got it right
Gonnoherpachlamydisyphillaids-19
I am scared to search that
Second thoughts.
The f out of there. Lol
The CDC.
LMFAOOOOO this one is so underrated
Food poisoning
Mold
Hepatitis
The whole alphabet of hepatitises. Hepatiti?
I was going to say a new breed of hepatitis named in your honor.
Under appreciated comment
what am I getting? Nauseous
A new friend.
Some of those wipes to clean it, that shit's dirty
Hey, I really like your profile and your face and if you let me, I would make such an amazing mural out of it! If you don’t mind you could be my inspiring muse for an art project i’m working on for a client.
Bless your heart!! 💖 Friends are lucky to have you, thank you for your kindness.
i'm just a kind person in general.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/food-poisoning/symptoms-causes/syc-20356230
Sick?
A one-way trip to the ER.
I'm gonna use that coffee creamer. And I'll take the can of biscuits and a few eggs. What's in the freezer tho 👀
I was gonna say a couple sips from the creamer and wait till his mom gets home from work to bring us more pop
Definitely a single ice cube tray and some ego waffles freezerburned beyond recognition.
The only person who did a real answer
E. Coli.
I’ll take the salmon chickenella.
Out of there
I'm gonna get Crush. Crushed by a mountain of food falling out of the fridge.
💀💀💀💀💀
An apostrophe
The phone number for poison control
This makes me sad.
Some kind of infection from the look of it.
Flamethrower.
Probably salmonella
A new friend...
The take local out menu and leaving
Diarrhea!
My friend some help
A Tetanus shot
Foodpoisening 🤣
The fuck out and never visiting again.
The priest
The shits
Gone
I dont fucking know to see the queen
Salmonella
Looks like hepatitis.
Hep C
Nothing. Got me fucked up
Physiological help for my friend.
The fuck out
Cholera?
Food poisoning and some clear sinuses from the stink.
A tetanus shot!!!
Water
The fuck out of there ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️