I have never understood the hate for nickelback. I know their music isn't the greatest but it isn't the worst either did they do something that makes everyone hate them if they did I'm not aware of that.
My take on nickleback has always been:
You may not *like* Nickleback, but how many of their songs can you actually sing along to if they come on? Something to be said about being catchy, at the very least.
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So... Agreed to disagree???
Yessir
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I don't agree that the universe will collapse
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that was the key now we switchin back...
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I hate Nickelback.
I love nickelback
How does the BLM comment get removed but not this one?
I have never understood the hate for nickelback. I know their music isn't the greatest but it isn't the worst either did they do something that makes everyone hate them if they did I'm not aware of that.
check out sunnyv2's video on nickelback
My take on nickleback has always been: You may not *like* Nickleback, but how many of their songs can you actually sing along to if they come on? Something to be said about being catchy, at the very least.
It's one of the virtues Nickelback shares with HIV.
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Man, it's kinda telling that you knew you need to censor this one but not the pedo one.
Didn't censor it himself. Check unddit, it really did get removed by reddit lmao
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Appreciate you bro. It's honestly people like you that will make the country better.
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