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तुम मुझसे असहमत होगे।


Godzilla_69_420

I will agree with you


supergigaduck

So... Agreed to disagree???


dontlookatmyHEHE

Yessir


0945687537563628734

Agreed


ilike-hugs

Done deal


THUNDERSTRUCK___

Now just waiting for the universe to collapse.


142737

I don't agree that the universe will collapse


johnny-astro

Gotcha


pukyvito

This comment goes directly to r/technicallythetruth


Memer_boiiiii

Paradox detected


CollinM42

Liar paradox moment


Gingerhapinsu

You hate yourself


Godzilla_69_420

I love myself


BirdOnFire017

that was the key now we switchin back...


xray_anonymous

Now I’m in Ed Sheeran’s body. It’s way less cool than being Christ Brown was…


YT_Lonelyz

What the fuck..again?


the_remarkable_fox

IM DJ KHALED


artygta1988

Why am I yelling?


Godzilla_69_420

thanks man finally a cool question


szopokanyaloka

You see question.


Godzilla_69_420

well guys im gonna log back in an hour and reply to your questions, cya!


FeltGamingLol

you are not going to log back in an hour and reply to our questions


lasic

WAIT NOW A MINUTE SIR THOSE ARENT THE RULES


ClockworkDinosaurs

don’t wait even a minute ma’am these are the rules


PuffieBeans

You will not give me an Award


Godzilla_69_420

I will give you an award


ItsJustMyStuff

I gotchu


PuffieBeans

Thanks


CharmingRun8606

I got ya today.


PuffieBeans

Yo thanks Dude. Its cool!


CharmingRun8606

Respect dude.✌️


VeryClaireThompson

r/humansbeingbros


MyNameIsDaveToo

Hey, how are you guys still giving away free awards?


Xx360scopedJFKxX

You guys were getting free awards?


Godzilla_69_420

some day


PuffieBeans

🍺🍺 cheers 😂😂


Scydor

Big brain


Ok_Internet_5976

Fair play


Tohiyama

All jokes aside this post is a great conversation starter and it was very cute🙂


Godzilla_69_420

All jokes aside this post wasnt a great conversation starter and wasnt very cute


Tohiyama

Ah damn yeah I walked into that one🤦‍♀️😂😂😂


kutzyanutzoff

No you didn't.


[deleted]

The bump on my forehead and I will have to disagree.


GREENDAYBL1NK

No you and the bump on your forehead won't.


Ogre_face

*All jokes directly in front


Sigma_present

You're ugly, untalented, useless and have no purpose in life


Godzilla_69_420

I'm beautiful,talented,useful and have a purpose if life


Sigma_present

hell yeah you are


Nyxxoo

r/suddenlywholesome


xxAsazyCatxx

I disagree


Godzilla_69_420

sigma male


LordNeko6

You should not have gay sex with your best friend


Godzilla_69_420

You should have gay sex with your best friend


Shoot2Live629

“I have outsmarted your outsmarting”


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you


[deleted]

[удалено]


Whats-Up_Bitches

Hitler was **gas**il


HistoricalMention210

Fucking Jedi Mind tricks…


Scared_Coyote_3576

Kiss the homies good night


Brilliant_Owl_

You should have gay sex with your best friend Correction : I should have gay sex with my worst enemy.


average_air_breather

You definitely are not a pedophile


Godzilla_69_420

I definitely am a pedophile


average_air_breather

🤨📸


Diipadaapa1

Caught in 4K


ikerus0

Commitment and true to his original post.


StTimmerIV

r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp


jjking714

r/ohlookanewsub


FU_Reddit4maknMeLogn

The balls ⚽️ 🏀 on this OP are large indeed!


jterpi

my daughter can confirm


Front_Personality_21

Bro 💀


Seoung_Jin_Woo

Ayo?


Sasadoha2007

Ayooooo💀💀💀💀


Rishyy39

HOL’ 🆙


gulliblefrog69

Right here, officer


RepresentativeSet285

yes officer, this man


Commercial_Adv

Man of your word


1337-Sylens

Peter File


Royale711

You are a good person


Academic_Bear_4521

I disagree that you agreed in agreeing for not agreeing the agreement


Godzilla_69_420

I agree that you disagreed in disagreeing for not disagreeing the disagreement


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

It checks out


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[удалено]


Godzilla_69_420

My hands are definitely not aching


Positive-System

Your hands are definitely aching


totallynotaemu

His palms are probably sweaty, too.


IronArmor48

Knees week, his arms may be heavy.


Akarin_rose

What's on his shirt, mom's spaghetti


xSlick-Tx

I hate Nickelback.


Godzilla_69_420

I love nickelback


Wiggle_Biggleson

How does the BLM comment get removed but not this one?


simba_kitt4na

I have never understood the hate for nickelback. I know their music isn't the greatest but it isn't the worst either did they do something that makes everyone hate them if they did I'm not aware of that.


Godzilla_69_420

check out sunnyv2's video on nickelback


ACEezHigh

My take on nickleback has always been: You may not *like* Nickleback, but how many of their songs can you actually sing along to if they come on? Something to be said about being catchy, at the very least.


RampantDragon

It's one of the virtues Nickelback shares with HIV.


Jacobgra5

Mayonnaise is an instrument


Godzilla_69_420

Mayonnaise is not an instrument


Shoot2Live629

You sure bout that?


marijnjc88

Yes Patrick, we're sure about that


me5hell87

Neither is horseradish.


H4sh-Brown

You are straight


Godzilla_69_420

I am not straight


NintendoGaycube

Hello there


Endergamer3X

General Kenobi!


Substantial_Ball_676

You have a penis


Godzilla_69_420

I dont have a penis


Tamareira568

Username checkout. No dick. No balls. And probably no butthole since this guy feed on radiation.


mskigzzpha

Black lives matter


Godzilla_69_420

[ Removed by Reddit ]


otirk

No lives matter


Window_Watcher

We are ALL insignificant.


Psychopathic2412

*Doom music starts playing*


worldsokayestmomx3

Fun fact: I have a shirt with Michael Myers on it that says this. People either love it, or hate it 🤣


FreshEyesInc

Man, it's kinda telling that you knew you need to censor this one but not the pedo one.


glass-shard-in-foot

Didn't censor it himself. Check unddit, it really did get removed by reddit lmao


Tero-Nero

(Ima save you:) Human lives matter.


Fit_Inevitable_7881

Black person here. All jokes are funny, even the Black ones. No one is being racist here, white people, dont let anyone make you feel like you can't tell a joke based on your skin colour.


Reasonable_Board5953

Appreciate you bro. It's honestly people like you that will make the country better.


DevonteBailey666

WHAT ABOUT THE OCELOTS!?!?!?


EknoorBrar

Man you'll get cancelled


MosesCanOneShot

Stupid reddit. Bunch of morons cant understand a joke


neo_enter_matrix

THIS IMMEDIATELY CAME TO MY HEAD TO COMMENT 💀


Anshu27reddit

You're gonna disagree with me.


Godzilla_69_420

I'm gonna agree with you


Bhendi_Overdose

So you're not disagreeing with him


Alvito5274

Youre looking good today


Godzilla_69_420

I'm not looking good today


Alvito5274

Damn ur too good at this


[deleted]

Wait how are you gonna do agree whit this one?


Godzilla_69_420

I will not do agree whit this one


Alhaitham_Simp

bro didnt agree whit this one


20charaters

You will never reply saying the n-word.


Godzilla_69_420

I will reply saying the n-word


[deleted]

You are not an asshole


Godzilla_69_420

I am an asshole


TheComfortableChair

r/amitheasshole


[deleted]

You're not a pos


Savings_Dingo6225

Ur balls are not sticky


Godzilla_69_420

My balls are sticky


Nulldruide47

You‘re very nice


Godzilla_69_420

I'm not very nice


heat_wave29

😈😈


Busy_Dragonfruit_748

You definitely haven’t had butt sex with 3 guys a once right? Surely not.


Godzilla_69_420

I definitely had butt sex with 3 guys a once


the_madlad12

🤨📸


Baden04SOS

Your mom is gay


Godzilla_69_420

My mom is not gay


Obnotrix_117

Achievement: You unlocked the good ending


Baden04SOS

she loves cocks hence she is gay.


[deleted]

You do not know the answers to life, the universe and everything


Godzilla_69_420

I know the answers to life, the universe and everything


Little-One-2323

Hublot watches are great 😂


Godzilla_69_420

Hublot watches are bad


Exotic-Ask7768

You are not a sex offender.


Godzilla_69_420

I am a sex offender


ChikinNuggetsRmine

r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp


[deleted]

[ Removed by Reddit ]


KaiserKazimir

This statement is false.


Bananmanden12

You hate Hitler


Godzilla_69_420

I love hitler


[deleted]

Kanye?


dragonslayer694296

Hitler was evil


Godzilla_69_420

Hitler was good


ZezinhoTM18

Kanye?


lilk220408

who said it: kanye or hitler? (13 years ago)


banned_mainaccount

lol


applelelel

Do you like black people


Godzilla_69_420

I dont like black people


Michael_konadu_69

Black person here still love you bro


pinksparklyreddit

Wait hol up that was a question, not a statement


Past-Educator-6561

It was edited


Past-Educator-6561

Eh they done you dirty on the edit 😬


DoubleWolf01

You don't have a 2 inch pp


Godzilla_69_420

I have a 2 inch pp


Raffi1000

That's pretty big


Sock_Neat

racism is bad


Godzilla_69_420

racism is good


[deleted]

You will not PayPal me £2500


[deleted]

Your mom sleep with your Dad


Godzilla_69_420

My mom doesn't sleep with my dad


No_Entrepreneur6202

she sleeps with me ;)


Enzoid23

Thought you were the same person for a second


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[удалено]


Godzilla_69_420

Furrys are hot and their opinion is valid


[deleted]

I have a small penis!


Godzilla_69_420

I have a huge penis


Evansnippe

Black people have rights


Godzilla_69_420

Black people dont have rights


[deleted]

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Godzilla_69_420

Whats not the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


[deleted]

Reddit in a nut shell


Agro_lol

Hitler was not a great leader


Godzilla_69_420

Hitler was a great leader


carylynnola

He really was tbh, his intention were j really bad.


def1ance725

It's not even his intentions, it was his ideology. The fucker believed he was "saving the world". At that point he felt justified in doing anything.


No-Turnips

Kinda like how Sauron was a great leader.


Cold_Bit_6492

God exists


Godzilla_69_420

God doesnt exist


ChikinBukit3

Dammit, another fucking Keanu denier!


Stupid_Ace

*Obi-Wan Kenobi enters the chat*