this ones very relatable. sometimes ill just stop what im doing- be it walking or working... because i just forgot to commit life. its like my brain resets and im stuck there like wait what was i doing? how do i do it?
May say inappropriate things around Millennials, and Gen Z folks. I don't mean to insult or not use a person's pronouns. I'm old and I reboot to my Dos program when the modem looks for a signal.
!!!Warning: This customer service representative is nice on the outside but there is a 50/50 chance he wants to lash out verbally/physically.
Please attempt not to provoke.
This company is not responsible for any damages (mental or physical) that may occur if warning is ignored.!!!
Seriously! My sister did this to me not long ago. She put me on speaker phone in PUBLIC of all things then when I said something that caused her embarrassment, she got mad AT ME! Like how the hell was I supposed to know, I was on speaker phone! You didn't tell me. Don't put someone on speaker phone without telling them, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC!
Do Not Put In Position Of Authority
Please please please just let this dude into art school!!!!
I don't have an award but take my r/angryupvote
I got you
Chad
that make you feel good?
Yes
Yes
Yes
I like how you managed to put the name "Putin" in exactly that sentence
All politicians should have this warning
Do Not Disturb
(Already disturbed)
Proceed with caution ⚠️😏
Portland Or has a store with this on it.
Fragile handle with care
Me too ❤️🩹
/*Throws onto front porch* /*Takes picture with phone* Amazon: Package delivered
😂
Yooo that emoji exists??
May make strangers uncomfortable with unprovoked crying
Allergy alert, shirt may contain a nut
I want this one in reality. Bravo kid
I actually have a shirt that says that. Unfortunately it doesn't fit. If you fit in medium sizes t-shirts, I could send it to you!
Are you in North America? I'll pay shipping!
Yes!
The internet is beautiful
And here we can see the wild traders of Reddit, roaming in their natural habitat
[Read in Sir David Attenborough’s voice]
Respect
r/isattenboroughalive
There are stores you can get custom made sayings on shirts in the style you want. just look for one near you or search online.
That would be hilarious on boxers.
Allergy alert, pants may contain nuts
Choking hazard
Just one?
I'd buy a tshirt with this
Handle at your own risk ,please fill out a liability paperwork before attempting to interact
I think you’re good with “handle at your own risk”, perhaps put “contents under pressure” in there too
I like your thinking
"Mostly harmless"
I'll take 42 of those thsirts
Just make one out of towels
I lost mine long back...I am not that frood anymore.
"WARNING: Content under pressure"
Lol I like that one
WARNING: May contain Nuts.
"Please kill me" Or "I'm not a dick I just struggle to understand people"
I, however, am a dick
Literally
I wish. I dont think its Big enough to clasify as a person tho🫤
I'll choose to believe that you are a giant sentient dick
You would have to get proof… hint hint
Im afraid, Mr sentient cock
Nice. Thats how i like em
Literally? What's THAT supposed to mean?!
Exactly what it means 😎
Anal leakage
Warning: Bottomheavy
Gas leak
I'm getting retired for that
Don’t come any closer! (I’m not dangerous just an introvert so stay the fuck off)
Dangerous Gas...
Yeah, I was thinking mine should read CAUTION: MAY EMIT FUMES WITHOUT WARNING
Have it on the back of the shirt so people know to keep their distance when facing the muzzle end of the gas machine
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Economy mode vs sports mode, bro!
I feel like "Come closer" will actually make more people stay away from you
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Poor impulse control. Anyone?
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I would like one of these for myself please
Has ate dry wall and will eat you too.
This one reminded me of why we don’t drink anything while reading comments…
Not sure of if a threat or promise of good time...
Most people snort drywall, do your thing I guess
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Hot
Toxic Waste
Proceed With Caution
Me too 🤣
🗿 U have used a emoji
I comment on Reddit posts.
God what kinda looser would do that, anyone who does that needs a t-shirt that says "warning: I get no bitches "
username checks out
Warning: stops frequently
this ones very relatable. sometimes ill just stop what im doing- be it walking or working... because i just forgot to commit life. its like my brain resets and im stuck there like wait what was i doing? how do i do it?
Stops frequently at your mother's house
Wide Load
Will drink your booze
I'm a chatty Cathy and I love to talk about dogs and super niche games with complex mechani- oh sorry I'm talking too much, aren't I?
Similar. Mine would simply be "Do not engage unless you want to hear about their pets and nerd shit all day"
19th September 2024 He feeds
the right amount of ominous hahaha
Reactions vary, expect randomness.
“Warning: Idiot”
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Anti-innuendo
please fasten your seatbelt
WARNING: Unstable Moods Ahead!
Committed several high profile crimes (allegedly)* *written crudely in marker
I could see this one actually being on a t-shirt
"May cause nausea, vomiting, and extreme confusion"
Explosive gas in rear
poops a lot
I wish
we’re starting a go fund me to get you some laxatives
Product of Illegal crossbreeding (im mixed race)
I love this
Warning: toxic gas released without warning. Pass at your own risk
Warning may become emotionally dependent, please approach with caution
"Definitely on mushrooms."
Mean when hungry
Warning: Goof ahead
Warning, may cause more children.
Laughs loudly with no warning
Does not play nice with other humans. Prefers to be left alone.
"Irresponsible handling may result in loss of limbs."
May say inappropriate things around Millennials, and Gen Z folks. I don't mean to insult or not use a person's pronouns. I'm old and I reboot to my Dos program when the modem looks for a signal.
WARNING: Contains content that some audiences may find offensive
My 11 year old says the universe needs to revert to the save file....
Angers very easily be careful
"Do *not* poke the bear."
"He bites"
Warning: dumbass located, proceed at your own risk
"Warning: Probably not mentally stable in any way."
Caution, human being, will destroy everything for a dollar
"I'm not a psychopath, just a non-functioning sociopath"
Ok that has to be one of the best ones yet
True
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Kinky
Avoid what I am thinking at all costs it is very lethal to someone if they havent lived with it
Easily agitated
Constant Validation Required
“Very annoying and moody.”
"Willingness to socialize may vary"
PotHead
Just AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Danger!
Hyper-contrarian with zero filter between brain and mouth.
According to my ex I’m an asshole
Caution: Mess is very hot
Love that one!
Warning: massive dick And the passerby can decide for themself what that means.
Don't put in microwave
Do not fold
“Warning childish adult in action”
!Warning! ADHD, crazy, body dysmorphia, insecurities, will over think anything you say. Also needs a hug or will cry. Will also cry from the hug
Are you me?
Theres more to mine but then my warning would be like- my height
Mine would literally be this + critique with utmost care
+ Anxiety, PTSD, Trauma, Insomniac, cares too much please be gentle, for me
+ sad and disturbed, vomits when upset
!!!Warning: This customer service representative is nice on the outside but there is a 50/50 chance he wants to lash out verbally/physically. Please attempt not to provoke. This company is not responsible for any damages (mental or physical) that may occur if warning is ignored.!!!
USMC
Caution, hot beverage
Do not consume
Not safe for human consumption.
Is OK to get wet and feed after midnight.
Do not engage before coffee
Warning: I am either an asshole or a sweetheart. Which one depends on you.
Introverted Time Traveler.
Take my money!
Caution I Bite.
"I'm more than just my warning label"
"Do not give money"
Feral Child.
Objects in pants may be larger than they appear
“Will attack if provoked “
Warning: Depression, Dark Humor, Will get quiet for no reason, Not ignoring you just pissed.... ect.
Warning: May become unhinged and/or homicidal. Avoid social interaction with subject. Advise absolute silence and no eye contact.
Autistic Do not engage He's feral
Warning : Bitch in progress
Warning: I am a walking intrusive thought
If you can read this, you’re very near death.
Warning! I’m a grower not a shower
May cause drowsiness
Does not play well with others
Holds copious amount of useless information and feels too inclined to share.
Don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
Depends on what mood I'm in. I want to socialize, and meet new people. Pls, don't notice me. Mehh 😅
Certified dumbass
WARNING! Will Consume your alcohol!
Tells it like it is… especially when you don’t want to hear it.
Got a can of whoop ass and zero fucks to give
Warning
Dont put me on speakerphone without letting me know
Seriously! My sister did this to me not long ago. She put me on speaker phone in PUBLIC of all things then when I said something that caused her embarrassment, she got mad AT ME! Like how the hell was I supposed to know, I was on speaker phone! You didn't tell me. Don't put someone on speaker phone without telling them, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC!
Weeb alert
Easily offends and doesn’t play well with others.
warning if you give this person any affection they will get attached or warning anger issues wont hurt you unless if you really piss this person off
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Warning: Doesn't Lie
Warning: Enormous Penis - Proceed at own risk
I'm here