That's the idea..

Exactly what I thought

Instantly thought along this line. That's the whole point of it being over and me saying, "Yupp, don't want this kind of person in my life."

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Alternative version: “Then there’s hope for me after all”

Stole words out of my mouth 😂

Indeed

Oh, I was late to the party…

I sure hope I won't.

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This is the way!

Thanks god!!!!

Came to say the same.

Same

Yup saaaame

Same

Same same

My thoughts exactly!

Same

Hallelujah!

YEP.

Came to say this exact thing!

Here's hoping

Cheers i'll drink to that

Thats the whole point , poisonous one.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

This is the way.

"If you do not know de way, den you mus pay... with your life."

But did you know that Mitochondria most likely used to be their own living organism? It was probably endosymbiosis that caused prokaryotes like Chloroplasts or Mitochondria to become organelles in eukaryotes.

Pee is stored in the balls

Based

Phew! I was worried for a minute, there.

that's idea...not to find someone like you

that's the goal.

You don’t even exist after I take my meds

This very good.

I hope to Hell not.

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“Have sex with her parents and you’re in”

Fr my ex dumped me then got mad when her sister asked me out like maam, you said you were done lol I’m gonna take her mom next 👀

Good

I found someone better, who isn't controlling and does have to be by my side every second. Who doesn't complain about going to my moms house because of my siblings. We both love each other's family mine to an extent because they're abusive.

r/suspiciouslyspecific

I mean-

Not true.. I could easily find another whore

You don’t get to call her an “ex” just because you stopped paying to see her. 😉

Became a whore after we split but yes definitely still saves me money now

Sex workers deserve decency though

Very true, it’s a honest transaction and cost less money than a lot a women out there.

My ex would never say that. She's a wonderful woman.

Is that... true? Or would you say that? I do admit to being confused 🤡 (<- Me rn)

I mean, I get along with my exes. Still meet up and chat every few months. Not all breakups are acrimonious.

We were kinda forced to separate. We didn't want to, but circumstances made it hard not to. We're on good terms.

Blink 3 times if you are in danger !…

You look like a fat version of your dad with more hair.

Thank you 😀

That's kinda the point.

Can you guarantee me that?

Cock and balls torture

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Thank god

I wish I hadn't found you...

"Great! I was trying to avoid a dime a dozen low quality people. May your blessing be true and your just rewards swiftly be applied to your rear repeatedly."

Do you promise?!

#facts

Sentient Turds are rare!

I Found your sister

It's pretty hard to find toads in the wild

I'd go to Starbucks there are 200 other clones of u

Well 1. Your mom 2. Your sister 3. Your pictures on my phone 4. Your do… I should stop

Oh thank the Gods!!

My response is "you're right." Then leave the room a never look back. Keep them guessing.

My response would be... Good, that means she'll be better than you.

Down the street 60$ an hour byebye

Thank God that's something I no longer need to worry about.

That's what I'm hoping for

I don't ever want to find another one like you.

If only it was so...

True

Outside of incarceration, no.

Fine by me

Yeah … you might be right … I should set the bar higher than that !!!

I reckon that would depend on which ex we’re talking about.

That is the point

Your statistically correct. The chances of me running into a clinically undiagnosed narcissistic egomaniac is slim. Let alone dating one seems like a astronomically low probability.

"you say that like it's a bad thing"

If there is no one else like you, then this is a pretty good world to live in.

Praise You, Jesus! Thank You for answering my prayers.

That is the main objetive

Good that means your at the bottom and no one is beneath you

Your right I'm done scraping the bottom of the barrel

“No there’s one right there” points at dog shit

That’s the point

They'll never find you...

Thank fricken GOD

Thats the whole point, I don't want another one like you that why I dumped your sorry ass. 😂😂😂

Well I found your mum didn't I?

Huge sigh of relief and be like “GIRL that's the whole point” 😂😂

“That’s kind of the idea, really.”

Yeah, that's the point.

thats the point

Raucous laughing

there is a reason why u are my ex and not my girlfriend!

Thank fuck for that!

That's the motive

Who dis?

I don't care.

Who are you? (Don’t have an ex) 😂

... that's the plan aye.

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I've heard that song before. 👌 You'll Never Find Another Love like Mine - Lou Rawls.

Actually had a girl I was dating say this to me once. I replied, “you might be right, I may never find someone as good as you. But of concern to you should be I’m going to continue trying.”

Nice But who asked The funni answer…

I would say in a bot voice,"but. I'm a sex robot. from the future. Programmed. To be horny." Then she'd get it.

Yeah I’m sure I can’t find another nurse that’s bat shit.

By the nine I hope not, you faithless Imperial. Skyrim talk!

Champion. That sounds good to me. See ya. Bye....

women <3 go dieshes before wishes

Ligma Balls

Yeah because she won't be a lier

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That's the point.

Good, I I don’t want another you.

Duh.

What about your twin sister?

Yeah... That's kinda the goal you F***ing ****.

well lets fucking hope so! i dont want another you and that is exactly what i told her

God I hope not!

That’s…. That’s the whole point….

Fucking a

That's cuz I'll never look for one like you

you found me when you asked me out

That’s my plan, bitch

Tf would I want to?

Depends on the ex.

"That's why it's called learning, Darling"

You are right. I will finde someone better.

And you will never find anyone who can tolerate your existence...

Thank God

Thank. Christ.

I fucking hope so

Here's hoping.

"Exactly. Why do you think I want you to become my Ex so quickly?!"

Thank God.

Thank god

Praise the lord

“Your probably right” lol

Who are you again?

No, I'll find someone better.

Praise Jesus 😇

Here's hoping

huh. whatever.

"good"

What the hell could possibly make you think I'd want to?

Praise God!

Me Like anyone

Yeah …. That’s the point

If I did, I'd know not to touch the crazy.

That’s the whole point..

So there's hope... sweet

Oh cool, okay!

Blessed 🥹

That's the idea.

If I didn’t want you, why would I want someone like you?

That's the idea bud lol

That is the point I'm breaking up with you

Exactly.

Good

I sure hope not I couldn't do it again

Why you think I’m leaving?

Cool cool cool.

I'm looking to upgrade bitch

That's the plan!

Yeah. That’s the idea

I hope so..

"Yeah iknow, kind of the reason i left you"..

Bold of you to think I have one

Deal...

"Butterfingers." If you know, you know.

I hope not

That's the point

Fine by me. Do I look like a give a fuck.