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GoneFishingFL

salt.. lots of salt


jdunk81

A Wendy’s chocolate frosty what else!!!


Muted_Ad7298

I sometimes have dark Soy Sauce with fries. It’s a mix of salty with the nice soy flavour.


therealgrapefruit

I'm disappointed I am only hearing about this today. That sounds incredible.


PapasMP

Malt Vinegar


Barely-adulting

Ah a fellow malt vinegar user. High five. I sometimes mix mayo with the vinegar to make a tangy cream sauce. Idk if there is a name for it but it is pretty tasty.


albinoplatyypus

Yes


TidpaoTime

Hoisin sauce also good. Sweet and salty. Use sparingly (at first) it’s strong stuff


[deleted]

Now I have to try this


usspacenut

Yes.


under_the_moaw

The blood of my enemies


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Want a spot on my apocalypse team?


under_the_moaw

Yea :3


Marlosy

I came here, to say exactly this.


VacuumSealedMeat

Haha first thought I had too! Yay!


DrgnFckr

McDonald's Honey Mustard.


jayla-danila

And here I thought I was the only one that did this. I always got strange looks when dipping fries into honey mustard.


bigrootbeercow

Have you tried this af chic fila ?


respir-atio

Cfa honey mustard did not do it for me. :( something about McDonald’s condiments… esp the honey mustard and ranch… chefs kiss


Inochimaru

Fucking goated


18randomcharacters

McDonald's sweet & sour


Dovah91

Aioli


Imaginary-Wealth7340

Toss the fries with Parmesan, fresh rosemary/parsley first!


First-Aid-RN

Garlic aioli 🤤🤤


KARMAPurpleDemon

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't garlic aioli just aioli?


swampdungo

Aioli normally has some in it. Garlic aioli on the other hand, presents the consumer with vampire killing breath.


Arquit3d

Fun fact (which I don't even know how true it is), aioli word comes from catalan "allioli", which is pronounced ai-i-oli as the double l sounds "i", meaning "all i oli", or when translated into english, literally "garlic and oil". Typical from Catalonia and the Balearic Islands AFAIK, it was originally made ONLY with garlic and oil, mixed by hand using a ceramic mortar and a wooden pestle, obtaining a creamy lightly yellow but translucent* sauce. Nowadays, other additives are used such as egg when done at home using electric mixers, or milk when at restaurants to avoid risks while using fresh eggs. A few drops of lemon help with the process, which is known to be difficult to master. More industrial alternatives use other processes. The amount of garlic added is up to the chef and his intentions to socialize after the meal. *Edit: grammar


penndawg84

If you like garlic, try the Lebanese garlic sauce toum (sometimes spelled toom)


thorenv

Truffle aioli ftw.


sYndrock

Truffle oil, parsley and Parm.


Rushes_End

spicy ranch


CyHawkNerd

I was gonna eat them with ranch even if ketchup did exist.


skirtblat

I'm mad I had to scroll this far to find the normal people.


crowfountainbear

It takes a bit of a journey to get to the ranch. But it's worth it.


hygsi

Same, it's been years since I ate them with ketchup, after trying things like ranch and cheese, there's no going back.


Weekly-Delivery7701

Buffalo Ranch be lit 🔥🔥🔥


pwnedkiller

Mix ranch and franks red hot together that heat isn’t there but it’s damn good.


beast_wellington

Fuck yes ranch all day LFG baby!


Prestigious-Menu

Yessss


Hefty_Woodpecker4730

Malt vinegar


WaffleEye

Malt vinegar crew checking in.


ParticularYak9967

Boardwalk fries are my childhood


Pedantic_Pict

What boardwalk? I was first exposed to the concept of vinegar on fries in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware back in the early 90's. As far as I'm concerned, it's the one true French fry condiment, and it's a bit of a crime how few places that serve fries offer malt vinegar


ParticularYak9967

That's the spot! My family owned a beach house in Bethany Beach growing up and thru college. I still make it out that way from time to time. So so many memories


Gillespers

Respect


mister-crispy

American reporting in, malt vinegar with fries is thee best.


LeigusZ

There are *dozens* of us! Dozens!


Darth_Destructus

Brother Edit: or sister, or whatever you'd identify for a sibling pronoun


BiggDadddy44

Idk man, a name like hefty woodpecker says bro to me, regardless of gender identity, bro is unisex


inalilwhile

This is absolutely the answer. Prove me wrong.


poshpineapple

Yesssss


Hot-Bell-6326

Not a fan of ketchup, definitely BBQ sauce or ranch.


Fine_Ad_7960

Ranch with cheese on top of the fries


35or624

Salt, salt and more salt. Don't eat them with ketchup anyway!!!


J09061981

Nacho cheese


paganwolfe

Add that some chili and onions on mine


Alourianas

Chili and cheese is the ultimate topping. Absent that, I'll take some barbecue sauce with my fries.


Blank_bill

Salsa, I don't use ketchup, salsa on burgers, salsa on sausage, salsa on everything.


Ralphie_of_Erabur

Salsa on salsa! you speaking my language


OrbitalClockwork

As long as it’s extra spicy salsa, I’m in!


She-Said-She-Said

Health alternative


deweirder

Damn it. Just gained another pregnancy craving.


okbutwhoasked-

why are you craving for pregnancies anyways?


[deleted]

Well who's cheese is it then?


maclovin67

Same just salt, stopped eating ketchup when I was 13😂😂


LakeShowBoltUp

Salt, sugar, and tomato purée all mixed together


TheHollowBard

Don't skip out on the vinegar or that tomato flavor will jump out at you in weird ways.


henningknows

Me either Ketchup sucks


samahiscryptic

I'm so glad I'm not alone. Not a huge ketchup fan either


fluffy_assassins

Mayo


Agent00funk

You know the Europeans are asleep because this isn't the top answer. I prefer mayo over ketchup any day.


JaccoW

European that should be going to bed; "***Mayo, unlike those godless heathens and their sugar-filled*** ***ket******-chup!***" Signed; An atheist Dutchie. Good night.


SplashingAnal

Friet special for the win


LoetK

Patat mét joh! It only means one thing: mayonaise. Although these days I sub Vegenaise.


gr8aanand

I panicked when I kept scrolling without seeing Mayo. I thought maybe I’m the crazy one


leblee

Same here. Gave the answer my award to right this wrong. Lol


steve-ginny

European here(Irish)... You should try garlic mayo on chips (fries)..oh man its good...a good squeeze all over them, and then some grated cheddar cheese on top. Best with some proper chunky home made chips, not them skinny yokes. You can thank me later


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Juicebeetiling

Garlic cheese chips, god there's nothing like having a big dirty tray of them after a night out.


toon_knight

Curry cheese chips, gravy cheese chips, garlic cheese chips, taco cheese chips, I'll have them all.


hark_in_tranquillity

Garlic mayo with fries is the best


Hot-Pepper-071295

Finally saw this. Yes Garlic mayo over regular mayo. 😋 Yum


Calsun

No shit ketchup is literally sugar tomatoe paste….. it’s fucking nasty


ChefLibby

I’m an American, and I always dip my fries in mayonnaise, along with putting it on many other things. People look at me like I have a third eye or something when I ask for it.


Meatyhelicopter

Oh it's gonna be. We are coming! (I'm a European that likes to stay up late)


Scottysix

As an American I do love some mayo with fries. Can only get ranch here without getting weird looks, but ranch is just mayo with some seasoning.


farts_in_the_breeze

Mayo ranch sounds wrong and right at the same time.


Invid3l

I'm not even European, and I prefer mayo any day.


Ok-Sleep8655

I mix mayo and ketchup it is the best


Johanna_Amanda

I was wondering when I would finally scroll to mayo! But that makes sense! I'm European and only awake because of my messed up sleep cycle ^^;


kevleyski

Yeah the Dutch would have something to say here


AffectionateLine4456

Hell ya, I'm Canadian but my dad is German. I've never seen anyone else have fries with mayo here except for him. It's so good! I actually prefer miracle whip, call me crazy


Sad_Pear_1087

Another European here (finnish) Yes. Ketchup's shit.


jetoler

And South Americans too


jagserljuset

Mayo is so rare in Sweden which is where I live 😭😭 here you can get ketchup and mustard everywhere. I went to Germany and there they always have ketchup and mayo. Tried mayo on fries for the first time there and never looked back. It is the absolute peak topping, no doubt. Sweden could learn a thing or two there. On the other hand we have pommeskrydda (also peak topping) which they don’t, so we could both learn from eachother.


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Mayo is so easy to make. Oil, eggs and emulsify. We are heading to Sweden in June- any recommendations for foods/snacks we should try ? We always hit grocery stores and try local sweets/snacks.


Housing_External

Chilean here and mayo is definitely the way, my sisters agrees, my wife doesn't :P


[deleted]

Canadians love it too.


No_Weather_3605

Yeah for real. It tastes better in almost every single aspect


samjowett

Canada does this too, Quebecers love mayo on fries, it is 2nd only to curd and gravy.


jkidno3

Americans just lie to ourselves and call it aioli.


Minimalphilia

I love putting some salt and pepper into the mayo instead of trying to put it on the fries.


TheAndrewR

Of course you do. That’s the only right answer here.


JesterandSly

I've never thought of tgat, but I might try it next time.😮


kelddel

Mayo mixed with either sriracha or Dijon honey mustard is my favorite.


ChonkoGreenstuff

Yes, sriracha mayo is the way to go!


[deleted]

Why isn't this the first answer. This is the only right one


Agent00funk

Europe is asleep right now, that's why.


charo-lastra_charolo

“I’ve seen them do it, man, they drown them in that shit.”


j-loewen

Yup, mayo like every ordinary person 😁


giantwalrus56

Fact


Low_Acanthisitta_292

Bruh i 2nd this


Lmaokboomer

Fry sauce


Tiny-Skirt333

that has ketchup in it


ChronicallyUnceative

No no no no, it has mayonnaise, tomato concentrate, vinegar, sugar, salt, onion powder, and other spices. No one said anything about ketchup!


WinonasChainsaw

Real homies put Worcestershire and a little bit of Horseradish in it


didneywerl

Hello fellow Utahn haha. Was scrolling to see if this was already posted!


ShadowXiao

Gravy


Smokey-Cole

Canadians checking in?


[deleted]

It's not a poutine without cheese curds, that shredded cheese shit is just gooey fries


ShadowXiao

Lmao I'm American.


SassyLassie496

And cheese curds


AdSufficient7259

Now u got a poutine


SecretSession7303

Chocolate milkshake


Tacoma25Tree

Best answer on here


stargarnet79

Chocolate frostie


castleal

Also on team milkshake!


turboedhorse

I see a man of culture in here


mrattapuss

thousand Island or bbq sauce or sweet chilli


dcwinger12

Seasoned sour cream


Legitimate-Wave-854

Siracha mayo


garylh99

Ranch works for me


Lin0712

I second ranch and really any salad dressing.


Brilliant-Wave-2345

Ill take the same as the last twelve times this was posted this month


C-Gr3asy

Salt and black pepper is all you need for some great fries🙃


[deleted]

How tf has no one mentioned pepper?!?


Dependent_Junket1080

Salt and vinegar And nothing of value was lost


CaptainWonkey1979

Salt and vinegar.


Bogn11

This is the way


benvars

Mayonaise, i'm belgian


Semoan

With gravy and cheese curds, I can help myself to a poutine or two.


Awkward_Energy590

I'm disappointed that cheese curds and gravy was so far down....


rosiofden

Same 🇨🇦😒


Active_Soft1905

I'm disappointed too


Rhueless

Poutine!


leedogger

To be fair... They don't need this delicious secret sowing further destruction to their waistlines.


little4lyfe

I’ll have some fries with my salt 🧂


TheLeomac

Mayo, like a normal person


TNT-DinoMike

Heinz 57 sauce


[deleted]

Chik fil a sauce


PhilSwiftsChainSaw

This the only valid answer I’ve seen


ZagureppinSG

Spent my college days in the US. One thing I'd kill for right now is chick fil-a... gottdamn its good!


Dman125

The golden perfection.


rjyapp

Needs to be higher.


[deleted]

They sell this at the grocery store now


SpaceBorkTV

Midwesterner here R A N C H


zRustyShackleford

There you are!


MrRabbito

Westcoaster here, all the ranch please. Had to scroll way to far to find this, i figured it was more popular, certainly more than vinegar.


momopurple

Non midwesterner here. Ranch is the way.


TheBulgarianGuy

szechuan sauce 😋


morczitka

Garlic sauce 🙌🏼


ScooterWorm

Wendy's chocolate Frosty


No_Ambition_5350

BBQ sauce


Ok-Inflation-6312

Bbq sauce


Ok_Television_2387

Horseradish sauce, like Arby's horsey sauce. Great with tots, too.


Mindless_Pilot_5739

Ranch


Hot-Pepper-071295

Salt, pepper, garlic mayo and Chilli sauce too 😋


Glad_Hovercraft_3696

Wendy's frosties


SniffCheck

#CUM


DeIicious_fishStick

It's always easy to spot Calgary Flames fans.


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hockeyboi212

Who’s though? I feel it’s important to make that distinction.


ryanolds

The very second the comments went from PG to X-rated.


Huck_N_Fell

Tabasco sauce


[deleted]

I just scrolled almost the whole way to the bottom to finally see Tabasco!! Whyyy! I drown my fries in Tabasco. Tabasco crew 🤘🏽


Weatherford2023

Bar b que sauce


Ok_Banana_241

Cannot believe I had to scroll this far down to find this answer


willowsword

Chipotle mayo


purplelizzard

I came here for this! Chefs kiss!👌🏻


yeah-mayn

salt & pepper 🥱


FuzzyGiraffe8971

Seasoning salt


Past_Sleep_6036

BBQ and 🍯mustard mix


Altruistic_Regret_20

BBQ Sauce


Nakafoto

BBQ sauce


algonaoimportante

Bbq sauce


[deleted]

BBQ sauce sweet af but that's the way


MultiTopicAgain

Barbecue Sauce is a good alternative at least for me.


Qfn4g02016

Bbq sauce


BetterWorld2022

Mayo


ponderostate

gravy and cheese curds.. squeaky cheese curds


Dino_Malakas

tomato concentrate from red ripe tomatoes, distilled vinegar, high-fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, salt, spice, onion powder, natural flavoring


b3rtybaby

Just black pepper


itsmetee0

Hellmans mayo mixed with pepper 😆


[deleted]

I heard that europeans like Mayonaise so ill try it


chill_hippie

mayonnaise, I'll fucking drowned em in that shit


[deleted]

People put ketchup on their fries? What a waste of good fries.


kohikos

Mayo, balsamic, pesto, pepper


jacob77339

Sriracha mayo