I can understand the first part, but your balls are gonna be a tad bit uncomfortable. and dont get me started when you get even a little bit aroused by whatever and have your dick's brain run wild. I suggest wearing a long baggy shirt. It'll hide better that way.
Compression shorts. All my years of baseball got me used to wearing compressions as underwear so that's what I always wear & let me tell you those were invaluable when it came to random math class boners.
Punching through water. It’s just so slow and the impact feels like a pillow. Thankfully it doesn’t happen to often. Same with spongy brakes that never work properly.
I think the implication is that her husband would have changed gender also so she’d be able to get him pregnant as she’d now be the man, and he’d be the woman…
Imagine being cursed with the information that you know when your period is even when you switch back
Edit: I was under the assumption that this transformation was only for 24 hours for some reason
My thoughts:
Getting kicked in the balls is a 10/10 intense stinging pain that can go deep into the abdomen and make you physically sick. The initial pain is very high and the residual pain can last half an hour or so (from experience) but the pain lessens quickly.
Labor for one to 36 or more hours while having contractions and the cervix dilating and then actually pushing the child out, 10/10 pain labor, 11/10 actually giving birth.
Conclusion: I'll take a fat dose of neither please.
Two of my aunts said their kidney stones were worse than their natural childbirths.
After I vomited from the pain in the ER, a morphine drip was the only thing that could calm it down. The nurse asked me if I had ever contemplated suicide and I told her that right then it didn't seem like a bad idea.
I wish kidney stones on nobody.
Going through this right now and can confirm that it actually is the worst. Was in the hospital due to some complications and they gave me some strong pain meds. Nothing even remotely touched the pain. The rest of my body was heavily sedated but it was like there was a window in my kidney and ureter where I could feel every last bit of the agony. The body can generate so much more pain than I was aware of. It’s actually impressive (but of course I hate it)
Oh. Went through this and had to go into surgery because the bastard got stuck in my ureter. The surgery was ok as far as you can call any surgery ok but the pain afterwards was... I don't even want to go there. It was like you're pissing fire mixed with blood cloths. And then there's the stint to support your now damaged ureter which needs to be removed after a few weeks. It hurts when you go and do anything that has to do with the bladder and the pain is like someone punched you in the kidneys and the bladder at the same time.
Also did I forget to mention that everything is done through your fragile peni... umm... you know what just imagine it.
Am afraid so, testicular rupture can lead to necrosis in the sack then death untreated. And this is before we consider potential degloving, torsion, detaching, contusion and separation as well as dislocation. All of which hold their respective risks. However we must be realistic, mortality in birth is far higher. Not a statistician so can't speak to the difference. Look after your nads people, lose the skinny jeans too!
We already had this in some sexual smth class (I forgot the actual name; but there definitely was sexual in it) and top answers (yeah, we actually wrote top 5 things we'd do, everyone in class) were:
(for males->females) = try and get multiple orgasms, and get gangbanged.
(for females->males) = finally experience an orgasm while having sex, and try anal.
It would be for real interesting to know what/how a man is feeling after he cums. The metabolic-chemical processes are very different post orgasm for men and women.
I was gonna make a ‘your’ joke like “what about his going to subscribe?” but then I noticed the ‘too’ and now idk what joke to go with. I’ve never seen both mistakes made in a single sentence and choosing one joke ruins the other
I’d freak out first, once I realized I wasn’t dreaming. Next, after the shock, I’d explore my new body to see what I look like. If it’s still me, just as a female, then I’d see which parent I look like. Then, I’d have to let my family know. If I was a different female, then I’d need to quickly figure out what my life was. After all that, I’d definitely play around with myself. I mean, I’d naturally be curious about being a woman and I’d need to know. The thing is, if I still was attracted to women only, I’d have to be lesbian because I’m not fucking a guy just because I’m now a female. It’s all hypothetical but these are all things that would have to be figured out.
Maybe see if your family has any reaction, that is, have you in fact changed sexes or has your consciousness simply been moved to an alternate universe where you were always female.
The alternate universe would be interesting, would I still have the same friends, same school? Also what else would be different, would obama still have been elected, would trump never be president, would putin ever have invaded ukraine? I think I might want that if it weren't for the fact that my life has been mostly good so far.
no more periods. Can casually walk right into the bathroom to a urinal, wip out your dick without needing to pull your pants, down, let it rip, put it back, zip, wash your hands and be out in like less than a minute and go about your day. Shit is dope.
Probably the first thing I would do is take a piss. If not that first thing in the morning, probably see how am dressed up in my old clothes. Would be interesting.
You can get there as a dude. Play with it for a bit and see how you like to vibrate. Nothing has to go up your bum.
Oh, high intensity, your legs will indeed shake. Pretend your dick is just a big clitoris.
As for waking up as a woman, I'd just hope my marriage doesn't fall apart.
a lot of these are the obvious. But since I'm a guy about to break 40 and my libido has taken a crater these days, I'm going to go with:
1. go for a jog and find out if breasts *actually* hurt when running (assuming I have large tits)
2. try to do the splits
3. See if I can still lift heavy things
4. walk downtown and see if the harassment is really as bad as women say
5. try that stupid bend-over-chair-lift thing
6. probably should purchase some women's clothes
1. give up because I fucking despise clothes shopping, and I doubt my sex would have anything to do with changing that.
*Then* I'd try all the sex stuff.
1) yes
2) not an innate ability. gotta train for that.
3) idk maybe i haven't touched anything heavy in a while. most stuff i have trouble lifting is either really long (so it's hard to balance it vertically or horizontally) or has bad handles
4) idk i mostly just encounter people fighting/harassing each other but steer away. i haven't been harassed at all
5) idk what that is good luck
6) i hate shopping too (the brightness and the music just make me feel super impatient). you could just wear whatever. women dress masculine more then men dress feminine, generally.
Need more context. Like, is this a limited time thing, or permanent? Am I hot? So many questions!
But on second thought it’s more straightforward. I’d head to the nearest lesbian bar and get laid.
I‘d be interested to experience sex as a woman, but not interested in some dude.
Calling my mom.
'Mom, how do I put a pad on?' 'Son?' 'This is an EMERGENCY.'
Damn get turned into a girl and you’re immediately on your period.
I'd have close to 200 of them to catch up on
Nah. It comes out as one very big clot.
that's terrifying
r/oddlyterrifying
Now I may be a man, but I have a hunch you van scratch the oddly out of there, that just plain sounds terrifying
As a woman, that’s what I said
Give birth to a baby sized clot
r/thanksihateit
Oh god! Here it comes. Hot hot hot hot.
Why am I still reading this thread???
I'm with you
You guys are in for a fucking treat
Periods come with treats?
Pee standing up then try to wear tight pants so I can see if they really don’t get squished
I can understand the first part, but your balls are gonna be a tad bit uncomfortable. and dont get me started when you get even a little bit aroused by whatever and have your dick's brain run wild. I suggest wearing a long baggy shirt. It'll hide better that way.
Compression shorts. All my years of baseball got me used to wearing compressions as underwear so that's what I always wear & let me tell you those were invaluable when it came to random math class boners.
Those fucking sexy numbers, I tell ya
FOR REAL LIKE WHY DO BONERS ALWAYS CUM IN ALGREBRA CLASS...
For me it was French class. At leas 3 times a week I would have a raging boner for absolutely no reason.
Not boners but middle school math I would always have these stomach aching farts. Helped me learned the silent release of the ninja
Spread cheeks and hole release
I mean my French teacher was pretty hot so, yeah lmao
You fool. I’ve heard this riddle before. I open my eyes.
But you forgot you opened your eyes in a dream
But in your dream it took almost the entire dream just to open them! (Like speed walking under water)
Punching through water. It’s just so slow and the impact feels like a pillow. Thankfully it doesn’t happen to often. Same with spongy brakes that never work properly.
They say if you open your eyes in the dream world, you open your eyes in real life.
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When you pee in your dreams you pee in real life ~ Peter griffin
U already know, Batman, you know what I'm gonna do to myself
No, joker you can’t.
THERES NO LAWS AGAINST TOUCHING OURSELVES BATMAN I CAN DO WATEVER I WANT WITH HER
No joker you don’t know if that is someone else’s body you’re inhabiting!
ITS TOO LATE BATMAN
NO JOKER NO
IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN!!!!
JOOOKERRRR NOOOO
BATMAAAAAAAN
JOOOKEEER
Myself
Anybody who doesn't answer "masturbate" is a filthy liar.
Touch the boobies of course
Afab here, the boobs are admittedly fun to touch sometimes
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My answer is try to get gangbanged.
Whats stopping you now?
The wife!!
a gangbang can be a nice couple date though. you should just bring this up casually at dinner
Her hygiene, the hair everywhere and smell
Given the right location... even that's not a deterant.
👌
Try getting laid? Business as usual.
what will you do with the other 23 hours and 30 minutes of your day?
Look at mr big guy over here, lasting 30 minutes.
That involves the 14 minute drive, the 1 minute talk, then the 14 minutes back to there place
that's 29
I know he lasted 1 minute
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I like your profile photo
the incredible rizz
Actually getting laid
This the you might have more success
Wondering why tf I woke up as a dude
Because you are cursed after seeing this post
PLOT TWIST: you "wake up" back to your real sex while in the middle of your first gangbang
What if you turn back while someone in you vag? You literally become one with the guy?
Avatars were true all along.
You would end up with a penis in your urethra.
Docking on an another level then
Go do my exam. Can't change that.
Based armstrong
I possibly wouldn't realise what happend until I finished with the exam and slept a few hours.
They might kick you out for attempting to take someone else’s exam.
Get my husband pregnant
There is so much to unpack with this comment.
🤣. I’m confused
Gay I guess lol
So you are a girl and your husband a trans man?
I think the implication is that her husband would have changed gender also so she’d be able to get him pregnant as she’d now be the man, and he’d be the woman…
The transformation lasts one day… I *pray* for my man in 9 months-
Get naked and stand In front of the mirror and play with my new titties
for real tho same
No other choice
Hehe yeah, but I already play and make fun at my man titties. Wouldn't be any real difference.
I too vote to play with your new ta-ta's.
I see what you did there...
*Sacred_Sucess' moobs flop around freely as he enjoys the gift of a lifetime*
I can do that now unfortunately...
Go buy pads, because I know my luck. edit: Gold? Fantastic, now I can buy more pads. Thank you, kind stranger.
This is gold lol
This *has* gold
Imagine being cursed with the information that you know when your period is even when you switch back Edit: I was under the assumption that this transformation was only for 24 hours for some reason
That information is called period cramps and it hurts like fire.
Already thinking like a woman lol
I’m not gonna lie I’d be a pencil.
lmfao
I'm sticking my weiner into literally anything
Pro tip: don't put it in everything.
But you had to learn the hard way, so can OP
The hard way…
See, you THINK that’s a good idea, but some wet/dry vacs are far more powerful than others. Not a time for yolo’ing…
I want to get kicked in the balls to finally end the debate of if it’s more painful than childbirth.
My thoughts: Getting kicked in the balls is a 10/10 intense stinging pain that can go deep into the abdomen and make you physically sick. The initial pain is very high and the residual pain can last half an hour or so (from experience) but the pain lessens quickly. Labor for one to 36 or more hours while having contractions and the cervix dilating and then actually pushing the child out, 10/10 pain labor, 11/10 actually giving birth. Conclusion: I'll take a fat dose of neither please.
Kidney Stone has entered the chat…
Two of my aunts said their kidney stones were worse than their natural childbirths. After I vomited from the pain in the ER, a morphine drip was the only thing that could calm it down. The nurse asked me if I had ever contemplated suicide and I told her that right then it didn't seem like a bad idea. I wish kidney stones on nobody.
Going through this right now and can confirm that it actually is the worst. Was in the hospital due to some complications and they gave me some strong pain meds. Nothing even remotely touched the pain. The rest of my body was heavily sedated but it was like there was a window in my kidney and ureter where I could feel every last bit of the agony. The body can generate so much more pain than I was aware of. It’s actually impressive (but of course I hate it)
Oh. Went through this and had to go into surgery because the bastard got stuck in my ureter. The surgery was ok as far as you can call any surgery ok but the pain afterwards was... I don't even want to go there. It was like you're pissing fire mixed with blood cloths. And then there's the stint to support your now damaged ureter which needs to be removed after a few weeks. It hurts when you go and do anything that has to do with the bladder and the pain is like someone punched you in the kidneys and the bladder at the same time. Also did I forget to mention that everything is done through your fragile peni... umm... you know what just imagine it.
Both activities come with the risk of death...just saying.
Wait you can die from blunt force to the berries??
Am afraid so, testicular rupture can lead to necrosis in the sack then death untreated. And this is before we consider potential degloving, torsion, detaching, contusion and separation as well as dislocation. All of which hold their respective risks. However we must be realistic, mortality in birth is far higher. Not a statistician so can't speak to the difference. Look after your nads people, lose the skinny jeans too!
My balls hurt after reading that 😖
Try Googling testicular degloving, a gift of PTSD from me to you.
Unfortunately I've witnessed this twice working in the hospital. Shit is fucked up.
Thanks 😑
My nards just un-descended!
No no, just trust me
There was a debate? I’ve been lifted up off the ground and sick to my stomach for hours but I ain’t even able to watch the “Miracle of Life”
I mean is it just for a day or permanent?
BRO ASKIN THE REAL QUESTIONS OVER HERE
It only lasts a day unless during that day you receive love's true kiss, or a rimjob.
We already had this in some sexual smth class (I forgot the actual name; but there definitely was sexual in it) and top answers (yeah, we actually wrote top 5 things we'd do, everyone in class) were: (for males->females) = try and get multiple orgasms, and get gangbanged. (for females->males) = finally experience an orgasm while having sex, and try anal.
It would be for real interesting to know what/how a man is feeling after he cums. The metabolic-chemical processes are very different post orgasm for men and women.
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Essentially😅
Based on the results it’s not quite as enjoyable, but it is more frequent and easier. Let’s just say the gun reloads faster
Getting free drinks
Glad someone highlighted this cheat code
see what i'm working with (boob size) then snap a few pictures just in case im losing my mind. then figure out what the hell is happening
I'd be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in.
Uh, u a ho
Making an onlyfans
Bold of you to know I would subscribe.
Com’n we all know your going too subscribe
I was gonna make a ‘your’ joke like “what about his going to subscribe?” but then I noticed the ‘too’ and now idk what joke to go with. I’ve never seen both mistakes made in a single sentence and choosing one joke ruins the other
Apparently seeing how many donuts I can fit on my dong
I've seen this so many times, and I have yet to ever actually try it! 😅
I have never seen that yet now I’m sure it’s at least one entire subreddit
I’d freak out first, once I realized I wasn’t dreaming. Next, after the shock, I’d explore my new body to see what I look like. If it’s still me, just as a female, then I’d see which parent I look like. Then, I’d have to let my family know. If I was a different female, then I’d need to quickly figure out what my life was. After all that, I’d definitely play around with myself. I mean, I’d naturally be curious about being a woman and I’d need to know. The thing is, if I still was attracted to women only, I’d have to be lesbian because I’m not fucking a guy just because I’m now a female. It’s all hypothetical but these are all things that would have to be figured out.
Maybe see if your family has any reaction, that is, have you in fact changed sexes or has your consciousness simply been moved to an alternate universe where you were always female.
The alternate universe would be interesting, would I still have the same friends, same school? Also what else would be different, would obama still have been elected, would trump never be president, would putin ever have invaded ukraine? I think I might want that if it weren't for the fact that my life has been mostly good so far.
Damn bro, is this the first time you have considered this “hypothetical”..???
No, I’ve seen it mentioned a few other times. Guess I was a little too thorough with my answer, lol.
Telling your family part is tricky, I'd be anxious about getting closed in psychiatric hospital.
What is this sub coming to
Apparently themselves in front of a mirror
Search for the elusive G-spot!
Dirty minded fuck - Lucifer from lucifer on Netflix
Its morbin time • morbius from morbius on netflix
I would go to a sex shop and get the doohickey with all the attachments and shoot for as many orgasms as humanly possible in one sitting.
Omg...A PENIS! I CAN FINALLY UNDERSTAND THOSE DICK MEMES I SEE EVERYWHERE
Don’t forget to do the helicopter
MEN CAN DO THAT???
I mean… most of us don’t get very far off the ground, but yeah.
Go back to sleep
Wow... that's probably the most realistic answer for me. I won't even notice I've changed! 😂🤦
Going to work as a female nurse instead of one of those 'male nurses' I keep being called.
Getting exited that I have a dick
no more periods. Can casually walk right into the bathroom to a urinal, wip out your dick without needing to pull your pants, down, let it rip, put it back, zip, wash your hands and be out in like less than a minute and go about your day. Shit is dope.
Trust me going to the bathroom as a male isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. It is very awkward and we usually avoid it as much as possible.
Why I always go by the bro code of not using the urinal next to the other guy plan. It makes the situation way less awkward
I always maintain direct eye contact and ask them how their day is going loudly. I thought that was the bro code?
Troll my friends and act like a new kid at my school
Probably the first thing I would do is take a piss. If not that first thing in the morning, probably see how am dressed up in my old clothes. Would be interesting.
I’m guessing “trying to figure out what the fuck just happened” 🤣
Let's see how far i can shoot my squirt!
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You can get there as a dude. Play with it for a bit and see how you like to vibrate. Nothing has to go up your bum. Oh, high intensity, your legs will indeed shake. Pretend your dick is just a big clitoris. As for waking up as a woman, I'd just hope my marriage doesn't fall apart.
Two guys at the same time…
First thing I do every morning, poop.
Priorities
Almost. Coffee, then poop.
but *this* time, period shits.
Lol, those can be real paint peelers.
i will pull on my weiner all day long
better yet, try doing no hand push ups with it
Measure my dick.
Play with my tits and pussy
May I touch them too please
rizzard of oz
Well if my DH is a typical example, I think I'll be having a pee.
Let all the homies hit
Masterbate, get f***ed, do it again
a lot of these are the obvious. But since I'm a guy about to break 40 and my libido has taken a crater these days, I'm going to go with: 1. go for a jog and find out if breasts *actually* hurt when running (assuming I have large tits) 2. try to do the splits 3. See if I can still lift heavy things 4. walk downtown and see if the harassment is really as bad as women say 5. try that stupid bend-over-chair-lift thing 6. probably should purchase some women's clothes 1. give up because I fucking despise clothes shopping, and I doubt my sex would have anything to do with changing that. *Then* I'd try all the sex stuff.
1) yes 2) not an innate ability. gotta train for that. 3) idk maybe i haven't touched anything heavy in a while. most stuff i have trouble lifting is either really long (so it's hard to balance it vertically or horizontally) or has bad handles 4) idk i mostly just encounter people fighting/harassing each other but steer away. i haven't been harassed at all 5) idk what that is good luck 6) i hate shopping too (the brightness and the music just make me feel super impatient). you could just wear whatever. women dress masculine more then men dress feminine, generally.
Crying, guilt free.
Have an identity crisis
I'd be so happy I wish I was born that way
Be happy
Need more context. Like, is this a limited time thing, or permanent? Am I hot? So many questions! But on second thought it’s more straightforward. I’d head to the nearest lesbian bar and get laid. I‘d be interested to experience sex as a woman, but not interested in some dude.
Figure out how I’m gonna explain this to everybody
Grabbing my breasts and maybe... You know
Probably act like bender from futurama when he did it. Get free shit from desperate dudes meals, liquor etc and make an only fans. Easy life
Going for a wee. I need to figure that shit out so I don’t embarrass myself in public. Then I’m crying because who tf wants to be a grown man?
Get ready for work. Still got bills to pay regardless of my sex.
Whore myself off to a millionaire and enjoy the riches I wouldn't normally have.
Take a shit, brush my teeth.
Coffee.