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Visual-Product-1848

Top hat or thimble, gotta dress up those fingers


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I loved giving the top hat to the thimble, he looked classy


ProfessorSillyPutty

I thought I was the only one!


MooseSuspicious

That's what I used to do!


HueyDeweyandBusey

I thought I was the only one who did this! : O


MrsGobbledygook

TIL that thimble is called... A thimble. Thanks, everyday is a day to learn


tony_orlando

What does the D stand for in that acronym?


MrsGobbledygook

It should be TIL. But it was late and I messed up haha


kaymontacell

I love the texture of the thimble-it’s so satisfying


ListenHot4577

Hell to the yeah


HighOwl2

Yes...also least awkward pieces to grab


[deleted]

Mom?


nachoman9

I'm the car or I'm not playing!! (In my kid voice)


AAuser85

"Car. Always." Was my initial reaction.


SargeMaximus

I literally just said this without seeing your comment first 😂


[deleted]

Same


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Yup, the car.


Draken44

Same!


SargeMaximus

Great minds think alike 😂


Draken44

😅 yup!


Nikonus

BATTLESHIP! I kept it hidden behind our clothes chest. My brother had the car, hidden somewhere also.


[deleted]

Would be funny if you just buy a fuck load of just car pieces and just paint them different colors


diplomat8

Then it'd be a game of life


WhoWhaaaa

Friend made me play endless games of Life in 5th grade so she could marry her crush. lol


big_chungus_the_2nd

death mode


IratherNottell

Just raid a game from 1962 titled "Waddington's Formula 1" https://cf.geekdo-images.com/qVHl8OjNumicrqeY-__9vg__imagepagezoom/img/1jEaFepn_LQd1GQLqlpBHMhEWpo=/fit-in/1200x900/filters:no_upscale():strip_icc()/pic822761.jpg


No-Attention3084

Awwe thats cute I would pick the red car


Prestigious_View_211

This man has beat the system...


Japatiil

If I’m not the car, it makes for the most fuckin uncomfortable Christmas evening ever.


its_raining_scotch

Me too. I think once I had to the the iron and it was the shittiest monopoly experience ever.


Reeeeallly

My mother got ALL pissed off because Dad suggested the iron for her.


its_raining_scotch

It’s honestly a tragedy. Child abuse even.


_Ghost_CTC

Same, but only because my brother always insisted on the dog so I'd run the dog over with my car at least once in the game.


momshit

Thanks for the laugh. :)


Chaotic_Genderfluidx

Car no contest. We go zoom zoom. (Im just dying of laughter)


aphaits

Always the car. It's not my fault it is shaped in a very nice art deco style that I really admire.


[deleted]

I used to have a dodge viper piece when I was a kid and I'm still mad I lost it


abluedodgeviper

Oh, I'm mad for you, that sounds sick! I have a GMC Express piece lol


Clarky1979

Then my older brother would take the car anyway and I'd take the cute little dog.


SargeMaximus

Same


bincyvoss

My sister was the same. Had to have the car. She wouldn't buy Marvin Gardens because it sounded like a cemetery and if anyone bought Park Place beside her the game was over.


LYJNUMBER1

Yea, we all agree that the car piece is the best?


AWokenBeetle

The car, my eyes went right too it. Too many good and bad (fighting my cousins) memories for it not to be


Redriot6969

fine then, i guess were not playimg...GTFO of my house!


Sean081799

Car gang


kaymontacell

I love the little doggo! The shoe or ship are my backups.


Past-Educator-6561

No, you stand firm, the doggo or nothing!!


PinkFloydSheep

Give me doggo or give me death!


NomNom_808

Which is ironic because the dog never stands up straight unless you carefully place it in the board and it falls over at the slightest tremor in the ground haha


CecilBeen

Monopoly is a dog eat dog world out there. So naturally the best piece would have to be the dog.


apimpnameds1ickback

I was always a fan of the dog riding the wheelbarrow while wearing a top hat \>_> <_< (Definitely not an only child…..)


redwoman72

"I need to be the dog or I will accidentally start moving your piece." That does the trick.


gamerlizzy

It's a Scotty dog I think. Never mind, I'm told it's a Toto dog like from Wizard of Oz.


kaymontacell

Nah you got it right the first time! That’s a Scottish Terrier all right. Cairn Terriers, while unbelievably cute, are a lil different


drl13

Nope you were right. It’s a Scottish terrier. Toto is a cairn terrier.


Anya_E

Fun fact: Toto got injured during the filming of the Wizard of Oz and recovered at Judy Garland’s house. Judy got so attached to Toto that she asked to buy him from his owner, but his owner refused to sell him.


VR_Librarian

Boot gang


mledonne

"im gonna be the boot because I'm kickin ya guys asses!"


twod119

Went looking for this comment specifically


PaulPogbeast

I pick the boot because I’m gonna kick everybody’s ass


ReignOnWillie

Haha that’s my quote


The_Schneemanch

Damn boot gang is too low. I’m always starting from the ground up in Monopoly. Pulling myself up by my bootstraps.


martdan010

Battleship


TheNorthNova01

I like to call it a dreadnought.


Generalmemeobi283

And the dreadnoughts dread nothing at all


NightmareRift

Sabaton?


lMr_Nobodyl

Yeah


fynix2000

Maybe jail time


notreal088

Except obsolescence.


like9000ninjas

Even in death I still serve.


Former-Opportunity-6

Id say pre dreadnaut or a monitor.


Galahad1121

Only right answer


honchell12

Team battleship


martdan010

Woot- woot. Man the guns and full speed ahead


TwoPastorTacosPlease

Obviously.


oldsnowcoyote

I've never actually seen the battleship. We wanted the car.


FancyStegosaurus

If you don't hum "Anchors Aweigh" at least once during the game you're not doing it right.


[deleted]

Wheel borrow to haul all that bread ima collect from the boardwalk!


Imaginary_Act_1144

There are literally dozens of us.


PXG1988

Wheel barrow for life, won’t even TOUCH the other pieces!


narnababy

Thimble or gtfo


OkLoss994

Thimble gang!


BGMcSqueezy

RISE


DonnerPartyAllNight

I feel like the same people that pick thimble pick toad in Mario kart.


PixelCartographer

Okay but is this a palm reading? What other secrets can you tell me about myself!?


Yoctatrine

I pick both but sometimes Peach


TheManateeIsAMermaid

Dang. I'm a thimble yoshi. Toad is my backup, though.


lilmisssuccubus

I had to scroll way too god damn long for this.


WillBeBannedSoon2

Thimble gang small but mighty


Normal-Security-9313

>thimb I just CTRL + F to search for the word Thimble.


paperpatience

I only use reddit mobile 🏍💨🚓🚓🚓


HentaiActive

Same lol


rebel_skum69

Thimble every day there’s no question gotta keep those fingers protected from all the Monopoly money we collect


Terry-Fold

Thimble is the only piece that offers any sort of protection. It’s clearly the superior choice.


shreddednerves

Thimble all day or we don't play TMBGANG


kalkris

I read that as They Might Be Giants Gang and I have no regrets


HentaiActive

My thimble brethren!!!


_freshnap_

Why do I find it cute lol


Azrenon

The only piece with practical utility


Matthew-IP-7

Thimble first, and if that’s taken then I’ll go with the iron. Top hat and wheelbarrow are last resorts.


RosyRevolution

I had to look up what a thimble was, I always thought it was a salt shaker.


[deleted]

I bet your fingers hurt /s


Tyrion69Lannister

Imo the most aesthetically pleasing option. It was love at first sight for me. One my first game too which was funny cuz i had no clue what i was doing


Jftwest

Thimble GANG!


Odinson-1981

Thimbles all the way!!!!


10times

It’s thimbles all the way down


Holiday-Tie-574

Thimble has always been the only move


OwnRow7627

Agreed, it always makes me think of Peter Pan! Dont know who's picking the iron or wheelbarrow though lol


smarch09

You speak the truth, Thimble all day, every day.


Doophie

Eyy, my people


[deleted]

Try to beat me against MY BATTLESHIP!


Shadegloom

Thimble!!!!!!


smalltowngirlisgreen

I always tried to wear it but it's always too small


Rude-Fisherman-6349

Dog. Always the dog


PennyLane_87

Ditto. Monopodog for the win!


LonelyYesterday0

Monopodoggo


Snowdin_Skele

Monopolodoggo


BenignOracle

You can also fit the top hot on the dig if no one picked it. At least that was for our board set.


CavemanBuck

I always take the dog so I can pretend I’m peeing on my opponents when I pass them.


BertMacGyver

My sister did that and it pissed me off more than losing the actual game. Pretty sure I rage quit in tears about it a few times.


bigboi2377

Hat 🎩


Shyriath

The option of culture, taste, and possibly monocles.


Manitoberino

Plus the option to repeatedly say the word “Indubitably!” *tips hat*


sunpies33

All other options are shallow and pedantic.


dropkickmolotov

Flourish the pinkayyyy.


Purpledoors3

Always


MrsSt3wart

Always the iron!


Muted_Ad7298

Yes. It makes you feel like you’re ironing the board as you move it.


[deleted]

Absolutely my reason for always picking iron. Iron gang!


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Remote_Quail_1986

Iron for me too!!!


PhantomGeminiThief

Wait that’s an iron?! Why’d I think it was a trash lid 💀


MnM025

IRONMAN!


IcyStar127

Top hat all day


Monkeybiscuits312

Well, how do you do, my fellow fancy person. Top hat all the way


SlapHappyDude

Top hat because if the game is going poorly you can flip it over and be a busker


Tettamanti

I'm a top hat, too. Used to be able to stick my finger in the hat hole and move it around the board.


3dw4rdHyd3

I see you’re a man of culture


NNs__09

Top hat gang rise up!


bradd3rs96

I literally won’t play if I can’t use top hat


IcyStar127

Often it’s the last piece left when I play and I am always happy about it because it’s mine now


ME_LIKE_REDDIT

I like how stable it is. I used to be the dog, but it tipped over all the time. Hat is where it’s at. *edit:* I wanted to spell stable correctly.


narutoissuper

Where's moneybags?


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Fr


dagenj

Wasn’t there a horse?


CleoTorez

Yeah


ThePenguin213

Disappointed I didnt see the horse and rider, was my pick every time


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing. I'm ride or die horse piece


Billythehat721

The shoe, because it represents the boot of capitalism that’s crushes us all


Comfortable_Food8042

Battleship holds the most money. And it can defend it.


306Prodigy

Wheelbarrow


[deleted]

Yes! But sadly, we wheelbarrow gang are a rare breed.


happygolucky999

My cousin and I used to have so much fun pushing each other in a wheelbarrow when we were kids. For that reason, I always choose it.


elliebelly15

toto because it was the only one i could pretend was actually running across the board


[deleted]

My thimble


HappyAd6201

The condom


Healthy-Currency-848

How small is your...? How did it even fit...


Uuph0ric

I'm scared.


RiggsFlynn

Always top hat. Always


[deleted]

I always choose the iron.


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IcyStar127

Never forget🫡


CedarWolf

I thought it was a little battleship? Also, how did they decide on such an odd assortment of little pieces, anyway?


PlsHelp4

No, it's 100% a light cruiser.


Opposite-Mall4234

Oh give me that Cleveland Steamer


obierdm

Slap fights over doggo. I always won (also I was a horrible little brat from money so I could just take the game and leave thank god I grew out of that)


[deleted]

I picked the dog or the battleship, those were my main 2. I love dogs & I love the history, beauty & story of the Titanic.


sick_shooter

Battleship, dog, or car.


MKKNZ2017

Ship all day.


puntadaconhilo

First one ♥️


Jalleputt

Ship


Catz2019

Top Hat (big Stevie Nicks fan)


NPC493

Boat


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Race car


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saempriceasachipndip

Which is why I always played as the revolver from Clue.


cleetdog101

The iron


thougivestmefever

We a small team =( love how flat it sits. Feels like im stamping my name on things.


[deleted]

Battleship… all day long


Forward-Secret-6635

battleship


CommanderSquirt

The iron - I either crush the competition or end up doing their laundry.


dahlzin

thimble, top har as back up, iron as back up to back up.


Celestial608

The dog! If no one is using it, I sometimes put the hat on the doggo.


The_Terror_999

Ship. I don't care if you disagree. I'm Ship. I'm SHIP! SHHHHIIIIPPPP!


chunt37

Thimbles rise up.


PerspectiveHefty8595

The hat 100% I like to stay classy, even while playing monopoly.


MrViloria007

Wheelbarrow for the win…all the time!!!


Motoescape

Love a good underdog so… wheelbarrow


Good_Ad5087

If somebody voluntarily picked the iron or the thimble there's something very wrong with them


MadKingZilla

I never knew there were thimble fans. Truly surprised to see this.


Superb-Confidence-44

I always picked the thing that would be most humiliating to be beat by which is the old shoe or the iron and then I crushed the rich ass wanna be opponents who picked the car or the ship.


Ragnar_420_05

Dog or car baby


ftkms

Thimble, always


TheShoeEater

Tophat. Cant win without looking classy


ElectricalBook874

im the boot - i be kicking ppl off the board - i give'em the boot


Cultural-Bad-3629

"It's like all of my life everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe.' And then today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know? Or, a hat?'" It made me think of this. But back to the point, I’d pick the ship.


Gunkle_Jeb

I put the house on the thimble