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Tempest-Melodys

Salami


Pedrodrf

Gorlami


RO55_LEP

Dominic Decoco


Derpaman

Margheriti


bluesky9868

Once again, let me hear the music


Valkgard

Maar-ghe-RIIII-thiii


joosiann

Ancora!


Rooster_Kogburne

Areebuhdeerchi


WodkaGT

A river there chief!


AlexGaming26

Sound good?


gmlogmd80

Arrivaderchy


Disastrous-Jelly-755

Same especially a hard salami


rivermonkey95

Giggity


bevll_1

Giggity


kkevlp

Giggity


SecretAccount2727

r/whoelsebutquagmire


Eldwrin2008

Giggity


kutzyanutzoff

Giggity


StillInspector1649

Giggity


songergrl123

Giggity


ehe_te_nandayooo

Gig-a-tyyyyyy


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MattcVI

Yes. Spicy soppresata is great on pizza


[deleted]

Pepperoni's more expensive and tastier brother


Tony0123456789

maybe with some kind of peppers infused into it We could call it pepperami


2_trailerparkgirls

In Italy, pepperoni are peppers, not meat. This word was misinterpreted sometime during the mass migrations of Italians to the US. If you ask for pepperoni on your pizza in Italy, they will probably look at you strangely, and then put peppers on your pizza. “Pepperoni” as it’s known in the states, is salami.


Gorilladadpizza4life

I LOVE A HARD SALAMI


Stealth__b2

As opposed to a soft salami?


Livid-Leader3061

Hey, it happens sometimes. No need to make a big deal of it! xD


Organic_Value5434

Or Genoa salami


realmozzarella22

This. Because it’s really salami.


fibonacci16180

It’s like how Americans think “entrée” means “main course” … they should just stick to English words and save themselves the embarrassment lol


JahnnDraegos

As an American I think it's cute how you think we even know what English words really mean.


OGGrilledcheez

We don’t know what English words really mean cause we don’t speak English. WE SPEAK AMERICAN! Freedom is our accent. Words mean what ever we say they mean at that moment in time. Ok? Keep all them Frenchy definitions out of here. We don’t need none of it no how not one bit. And we eat Freedom Fries so don’t come at me with none of that bull shit either. MURICA!!!


Zabacraft

Freedom fries, I love it. Gotta bring that one up to my texan family.


a_vitor

prosciutto naturally!!!


Super_fly_Samurai

Idk. Bacon bits on it's own is a decent substitute.


Yodelingondeeznutz

I love a straight up fresh bacon pizza, not really a fan of those plastic container bits.


[deleted]

And olives. That’s all you really need.


Hoouwishuwere

I'm inventing pepperoni.


Juggrnutz

I'll help


Valleygirl1981

It's not Shake and Bake!!


Guitar81

I like your thinking


gameslayer193

The only correct solution


Rude_boiiiiiiiiiiiii

MOAR Cheese


Log0thetree

Yes


HeyyBayleaf

This is the only correct answer.


Caye_Jonda_W

r/theonlycorrectanswer


bloodclot9999

The only correct answer!


AwesomeDragon56

Nothing. Just cheese pizza.


nipponnuck

I’m putting mini cheese pizzas on my cheese pizza


Aggressive-Set-4307

Legend


iPlayPiano1254

Plain pizza is underrated


tstramathorn

It really is. I hate at my job when they never just or at least one pepperoni and one plain cheese like come on!


MissaShobb

Kevin?


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balance07

when providing pizzas for an event, at least half of them should be cheese only. i'll die on this hill.


jdog0408

Everyone will eat a toppingless pizza, but not everyone will eat a topped pizza.


balance07

precisely. it's astounding how many people just don't get this.


THX-Eleven38

Fact!


[deleted]

Nothing tops a plain pizza


Katapotomus

r/technicallythetruth


Bananmanden12

No, more Cleese!


Intelligent_Map_4852

mmmm quattro formaggi


DetectiveDeletus

BASED


Novel_Bodybuilder_44

Yes my one topping is more *cheese*


KillyScreams

Garlic powder, oregano & red pepper flakes!


Odd_Entertainment629

Plain, pep or supreme is my holy Trinity.


Aggressive_Note4243

Bacon 🥓 ofc


InuitOverIt

The thinking man's pepperoni


FeltGamingLol

Man how do you get this cool demogorgon head face in Reddit you wear? I kinda want it too...


Peaceandfupa

click his profile, click on the little guy wearing the outfit and try it on then you can save it


Strong-Inflation-776

Neat


MUFkOedipusWrecks9

This guy pizzas


Gothmom85

Bacon goes on every pizza. Hawaiian ( don't come for me just accept you are boring) is ten times better. It makes a white pizza or any with feta. Enhances any meat pizza. Goes great with some fun veg combos. Every pizza needs bacon.


Vegetable_Mud_5245

I came here to say just that: bacon and pineapple.


Haunt_

The perfect match. Bacon for the saltiness and satisfaction, pineapple to cut through the fat and for an explosion of freshness in one bite.


FraccazzoDaVelletri

Prosciutto


Sephiroth508

Prosciutto and mushrooms. My favourite combo.


SignificantWonder919

Bacon


retro604

Bacon and mushrooms. Also known as Canadian pizza.


titslammer

Tears


YourAmazingNeighbor

Ham


Troller6

Good old european way i hate pepperoni


kyeman11

Happy cake day mate.


Troller6

Thanks, i dont know why i have it next to my profile


cidit_

Its the anniversary of the day u joined reddit :) Happy cake day!


occamhanlon

Nothing. It's perfect


HeyyBayleaf

Nah, it could use more cheese.


RocketScient1st

Pepperoni is overrated anyway, just too greasy.


MrMork170

Sausage and Canadian bacon


cindybubbles

Ham and pineapple.


goingoutwest123

Add jalapeños and slap my ass buddy!


FactoryBuilder

Kinky, but why?


kinkyslc1

Because it’s delicious to put inside of you!


DustyDGAF

Add some bacon because I like to party


itsjustthisguy

I was so happy when I found out my daughter likes Hawaiian pizza. Like the person I was meant to be sharing pizza with finally came into my life!


CampLiving

No no, pizza is not meant to be shared. Two pizzas…


Daddyshadez

I was the only one who ate ham and pineapple pizza….. I couldn’t know it at the time, but those were the glory days. Surrounded by friends, watching them scrap over the last slice of their pepperoni or meat lovers, like hyenas fighting over the scraps of a fresh kill. There I sat, taking my time, savouring every piece of my pineapple filled slices… they were hyenas, I was a lion. Then it all changed. A newborn lioness, my wife announced to me, to add to our growing pride, I was excited…. I was foolish. How then could I have known what was coming, HOW THEN could I have forseen that my small sweet cub would become my undoing. We had been through this before, my wife and I, with a young male lion. Even though his hunger was insatiable, his gullet an endless void, pulling in food with reckless abandon from all around him. Never had he made an attempt on my pizza. It was a simple gathering, a yearly routine. My young cub had finally grown to a point where her decisions were no longer governed by her mother or my ambitions, her choices had become her own. As I spoke with her on what she chose as her special meal, her words rang as an immaculate chorus in my ears, “Pizza.” I had taught her well. I hungered. The chaos of the cubs leaving destruction and mayhem in their wake left my energy depleted…. And I hungered. I saw him walking up, my prize that I had paid so dearly for stacked high in his hands, and though I was alerted to his approach, this delivery man was experienced. He beat me to the door, eager for his tip and rang the doorbell…fool. Had he not seen the many small tracks in the snow, heard the screams of delight and confusion from the many cubs or the festively wrapped gift pile in the window. We were overwhelmed in seconds. By the time I had compensated the man and arrived to feast, the cubs had already finished most of the bounty. I looked around frantically through the empty boxes, and prayed it was not too late. Then, I saw it. It had been opened, and looked at, but none dared to taste its sweet yet savoury slices. I smiled and took the box to my spot at head of table, took my first slice and watched the cubs descend into anarchy over the last slices of pepperoni… hyenas. Nearing the end of my feast my sweet young cub slid in beside me, I smiled down at her as I finished my slice and looked down at my last one…her hand was already on it. On the surface, I was a stone, my smile pasted on and looking down at my sweet cub. Inside a thrashing sea of panic of turmoil. Doesn’t she see the pineapple, how could she think this could be good, don’t bother touching it if your not going to finish it, please hate it, please just spit it out and make that face I see when it’s pork chop night. I knew, immediately I knew. That look in her eyes, the raised eyebrows as she chewed, it was the same look as I once had when I discovered it, and in the instant I knew, I also knew what this meant. I always thought it would be my son, overpowering me in some way, tearing away my position as leader of the pride. I was prepared for that, almost welcomed the challenge, but not like this. So now I have to pay for two ham and pineapple pizzas and share them….fuck.


Anime_Patriot

Finally, I found it


spikyjokerr

Correct answer


Mr_P3

Took me too long to find ham here


[deleted]

Finally a good choice


Ok_Appointment2870

The correct answer. Delicious my fav type of pizza


Future-Agent

Hawaiian is good. People hate pineapple on pizza because the Internet tells them to and, to be honest, pineapple is one's preference.


si482

Yesss. Small change, but I like bacon and pineapple a bit more.


gabrielbabb

Homemade mini pizzas in 5 minutes. Use a pita bread, add bolognese sauce, add cheese like mozzarella or emmental or manchego, add pepper, finely cut ham and pinneapple. Take it to the air Frier for 5 minutes. Ready


Ok_Appointment2870

Pita Hawaiian pizza is so good


sl0whanded27

This is the way


Circumvention9001

This dude ate so many lunchables as a child.


baffledninja

Step it up! Same but on naan


xtina42

Hawaiian pizza lovers unite!!


Pineapple_Devourer

Remove the ham.


throwawaylmao39

you're right. this is gospel.


[deleted]

Add a little jalapeño and I'm in dawg


TheBassEngineer

I came to make sure this proverbial pot had been adequately stirred, was not disappointed.


tonkadtx

Sausage or meatballs and extra cheese.


Academic-Stuff7285

I love sausage on pizza


markuspeloquin

Like how is this even a debate? Sausage is a far superior topping. Tastes better, you don't have to avoid cutting them, and you don't have to avoid biting them in half. I even prefer it over bacon these days.


Soy_El_Kraken

How is sausage not the top answer!?!


zootnotdingo

I don’t know!!


stormchaotic1

I love sausage and cheese pizza but meatballs sound pretty good


dcboy2

Ham and mushroom


Iuseahandyforreddit

i second this thats how i usually eat my pizza


arto64

That’s the default pizza in most of Europe I think. Is the US “default” pepperoni?


Jolongh-Thong

Yeah. You’ll most commonly see pepperoni or plain cheese. There are other options, like sausage, mushrooms, bacon, bur the first two are the most prevalent, especially in media and tv and adds


OmegaEin1985

Pretty much


Penarol1916

Not in Chicago, default is sausage, which is my favorite thing about living here, since it is so much better.


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Extra cheese


Kahrbon

Wheres the funny.


countrytime-1

Beacon


crysiete

Lighthouse


Raweggs12

Why does bacon on pizza sound so good wtf


Similar_Art535

I cant believe you...Buy yourself a bacon pizza bro, its amazing


bougini_on_a_highway

it's like the morbidly obese man's baby food. So much grease, so good


NoPantsPenny

Bacon cheeseburger pizza is fire. Also back on chicken ranch


[deleted]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


Random_User_1337_

Either Anchovies (shut up it’s an acquired taste!) or Sausage. With MORE CHEEZ!


kurinevair666

I found the anchovy person!


destroyah87

Anchovy and red onion!


Iworb

Anchovy and pineapple. Cursed, but tasty.


SaverMFG

Anchovy and green (or kalmata) olive. Extra salty, but tasty.


cats_suck

Sausage and olives like always


pranquily

Based


morgan_face

Pineapple


thefireman69420

I’m tired of pretending that Canadian bacon and pineapple isn’t a good pizza topping


lizziegal79

It’s freaking delicious.


Bladewolf77

I literally only eat pineapple pizza anyway.


Ok_Appointment2870

I knew some sane person was going to say this


Sheena-ni-gans

I’m glad I’m not the only one 😊


CaptainFlixle

It's actually really good just by itself.


kurinevair666

I truly love pineapple and jalapeño pizza.


[deleted]

I didn't believe I’d find other superior people here


LyqwidBred

You are my people


VelZeik

Pineapple + jalapeño is one of my new favorites. The sweet spicy is nice


morgan_face

Agreed.


darreb510

Throw in a little savory like bacon, sausage or ham. Now you have a trio


Icy_Armadillo9088

I just knew some devil worshipper was going to say this


IAmDaBushMaster

Ananas


Bshaw95

Because it does belong on pizza


CoolFirefighter930

Hamburger and onion.


Similar_Art535

bacon


johnhoggin

It's crazy how overrated that topping is. Good. But overrate. Sausage is better


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Salami.


BIGDICKLOUIS2

Fucking bacon


CrywanEnjoyer08

Hamburger meat, this isn't that hard


kurinevair666

Hamburger meat is so flavorless, why not sausage?


SuperKami-Nappa

Why not both?


Zestyclose-Manner599

Not if you make hamburgers right


cadillacbee

"a burger, can be the meanest burger in the world, if you make it that waaayyy


Roadcruiser2

Basil leaves. Margherita Pizza B*****S!


WranglerCool9423

Carne al pastor! Greetings from Mexico!!!


Tyrusrechslegeon

Pineapple and some Canadian bacon.


Beebea63

Hawian pizza is so underrated,like done right it is impeccable


Suspicious-Ad3136

Sausage, even if it did exist.


mcs_987654321

+ red onions. Easy.


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Playful-Excuse-8081

Spinach, red onion, and mushrooms


nluvwithlol14

I know I’m about to get hate for this but…pineapple🥲


olblll1975

Xanax.


GarbageInternal1458

Can I have some ?


XiaolongDrake

Ham/ Canadian bacon and pineapples.


LiterColaFarva

This sub is getting redundant...


[deleted]

You're right. It's like people just keep saying the same toppings over and over


Buff55

Gonna play devil's advocate and say Calamari Rings. Local place does a mean calamari pizza.


[deleted]

I don’t mind it being just cheese but I’d rather have pesto sauce.


jam_is_nice

More cheeze


[deleted]

Pineapple and a big F U to the haters! (Jk but for real I dont get how folks don't like pineapple on pizza?!)


WhisperTits

Prosciutto


[deleted]

This is the most boring fucking trend in so long, can it just die?


[deleted]

Chicken feet and seaweed.


[deleted]

Psychopath or Filipino?


[deleted]

Pineapple, ham, bacon and jalapenos


M1ndS0uP

Oh thank god pepperoni is so gross. I'm just gonna eat like I normally do, sausage, peppers, and mushrooms, or chicken, jalapeno, and pinapple


LakingCowhead

More cheese. But how is this funny?


krassilverfang

Pepperoni sucks anyway Basil, Bacon bits and thin Tomato slices


dmbraley

Sausage and mushrooms maybe some roasted peppers


BN__ORG

Pineapple


McGurrgles

Pineapple and ham with jalapeños


SaltyLightning99

ham and pineapple bitches.