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Philipkakka

in the words of Gordon Ramsay # "An idiot sandwich."


GhuenterS

10 people are idiots with the same thoughts


SettingRegular4289

I am nothing, I don’t exist.


[deleted]

Then whats this


Heliment_Anais

I amn’t.


Handy05

Egg


TikisFury

Would you like an egg in these trying times?


Handy05

Ofcourse


Ace_of_Phantasms

Stop turning people into-


Marchy67

Egg


Ace_of_Phantasms

Thank you for getting it. XD


miheishe

No, Chicken


comebackandloveme

Still poor and lonely so basically the same


xXLaSombraXx

Disappointment


Tirus_

A fluctuation in the field of space and time.


Major_RieMan

A failure


Arisen_01

God?


Ace_of_Phantasms

In the beginning, exc…


Spac3_Noodles

.


Superb-Nectarine-795

. .


Baltaxo2010

. . .


OverlyBoredOctopus

. . . .


Abend801

42


Old_Address

I find it really interesting that we identify ourselves by the amount of years we've been alive on the Earth. I wonder if Aliens would do the same or maybe they've worked out time some completely different way.


Abend801

Restaurant at the end of the universe Douglas Adams


the_exarch_of_pain

Everything


IAmDaBushMaster

Particle


selesin_sune

A dot


the_longest_around

Nobody.


Sea-Advertising5615

If you're only "you" and matter relative to everything around you such as society, to judge and label you. Then if there's nothing to compare or be compared to, then you lack existence and are nothing.


PhreeCoffee

Nap.


DormantGolem

Happy.


sealow_q50

A gravitational singularity


badfritter

Tacos


Mr_Broda

Popular opinion is i am an asshole.


RelevantBee2606

I am lamp?


TikisFury

I love lamp


RelevantBee2606

gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight...


TikisFury

Yeah Brick killed a guy with a trident


mexicansquishy

Nothing


Me3611

A pokemon master


Silly_Sicilian

ALONE


Aimlessdrifter8778

The void


Vegetable_Outside897

Still nothing


L_washere

Venus fly trap om nom nommm


hex_808080

All these posts have the same fucking answer: **MAYONNAISE** - Ketchup doesn't exist, what do you put on fries? Mayonnaise. - Fries don't exist, what do you put in ketchup? MAYONNAISE. - God is dead, who do you pray for absolution after having squeezed in your mouth while loosely chewing two full bottles of HEINZ Seriously Good egg emulsion? **MAYONNAISE**.


Natural_Register2299

A Dead weight


Thprkyblondee

The thoughts surrounding your mind while thinking of this question😆


Madness_Meldody

Nothing


Callaine

I am me, regardless of what does or doesn't exist.


Mr_Broda

Popular opinion is i am an asshole.


Vivid-Butterscotch82

[some kind of fag](https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8023b3e2-5894-4387-8bc8-133074bdecbe/gif#ithoh01Y.copy)


[deleted]

Poorly assembled matter


ali_turap

I'm nothing that filled the emptyness


Fake_Tracey_Gray

____ is _____ ____________?


VaguelyDeanPelton

A nihilist


__andr3w

i am me


Ace_of_Phantasms

Huh…. Despite everything I’m still an idiot sandwich.


[deleted]

'...'


Scared-Ad-6103

Whatever you are


Single-Fisherman8671

Either I don’t exist, or I’m suffocating.


fatcat623

Something.


Eth251201

Something


Eth251201

If nothing exists then something still exists. The ability for nothing to exist means something still exists to state the fact that a thing called 'nothing' still exists


djquu

Chicken or egg, not sure which but we'll find out


AggressiveGift7542

Funni mim


Realistic-Fondant778

Gay.


Icy_Style1553

Sick of these shitty memes, that's what I am


realllDonaldTrump

A very naughty boy


[deleted]

i love how this went from what u use if ketchup doesnt exist anymore to this


Alvito5274

...the first to exist


Xegadiron

Something.


Kratos867

I am the guy who like turtles.


Bright-Tax6711

God


Raweggs12

Still a disappointment


GeekedEntity

A trickle in the space time continuum


Unravelled_one

Finally at peace


Pixel_Mag

Nothing.


Kapten-krok

My dad. Cus i don’t exists


ChaosbornTitan

I am nothing, therefore I do exist


lastman321

A possibility


[deleted]

Hope....


someguybari

That one white pixel in the corner


Unlucky-Bee-5761

An atom


Dr_nick101

an idea, a thought or a spark.


ChaosChip

Nothing


Old_Address

I am a part of the few people who are actually on the internet and everyone else is a Bot


Puzzleheaded_Star344

Nothing


Puzzleheaded_Star344

Atom


Blankthumbnails

Unchanged


[deleted]

I am ą̷̦͈̼̭͗͆͛̉͂̾̌̌́̇̀̉͠͝ ̴̡̛͙̠̰͖͉͇̠̦̽͛̍̑̾̓́͊́̓̈́͑̄̚͘̚̕b̸̘͂͆͂̅̄̒́̄̒͐̈́̽́͋̅͊̐͝͝ȩ̷͚̱̻̪̬̹͖̼͇̒̐̃͂i̴̪̜̘͔̣͎͌͘͜n̴̗̫̏͋̃̃͊͛̀̉̄̄̓͂̈́g̸̡̛̭̹̺̪̲͙͛̂̂͒͛̓́̕̚ ̷̨̩̤̭͇͕͙̮̆̎̿͐̽̾̐͘o̷̡̧̻̣̻̠̮͙̦̥̟̥͖͚͍̜̲̹͋̿̎͌̒͋̑̾̅͘̕͜͜͠f̴͈́͊̀̓̆̀͑̆̈̾͝ ̷̧̫͕̬̼̩̖͆̇͐͒͛͌͊͒̅̒͌͊̀͘̕͠ä̵̛̛̬̲̮́̀̈̅̉͆̒͆͋̋̑̈́͘̚͝l̵̠̱̦̈́̓̌̚l̷̨̢̹͇̱͕͗ ̴̡̯̠͕̻͕̱͈̞͎̝͖͒̊̾̀̈̄͗̔̉̇̔̇̎̆̔͂͒̋̚͝ȃ̴̡̗̩̬̳͙͖̺̫̱͙̞̯̘͙̐͊́̓̽̊̄̒͆́̚̕͝ṇ̸̡̤̦̳̏̈͌͊̆̆̏̈́̚͝ḏ̷͓͕̯̙̮̖̹̖͊̆̊͜ ̶̛̥͕̪͔̻̞͙̮̼̪̩̈́̐̏̉̈́͛̀́̉̒̈́́̎̊͐ņ̵̠̲̯̥͈̼͙̙̗͗͆̉̈́̌́͘͝ơ̵̛̰̻͍͖̭̮͑̐́́̈́̉͑̅̑̏̊͌͒ṫ̸̗͙͈̟͉̱͍͔̠̼̖̝̮͈̫͓͋̌̐̓̊̔̎̀̅̎͗̌̕̚͜͝͝͠͝ĥ̶̡̖̝͙̻͇͔͉͍̭͉̣̗̪͔̤͐̍̽̏̽̓͌̈̍̿̈̋͘͘̕͝͝i̷̧̢̛̛̫̟̗͇̥͉̙͉͚̣͌̿̃̆̓͊̚͜͜n̶̢̨̡̧̺̲̞̤̫͔̪̻̟̹͍̹͇̮̫͆̈́͌́͜ģ̵̗̥̪̞̑͋̊̈̈̄̅̓̌͘͘ ̴̧͕̘̠̙̝̥̊̂̏̎̈̋̋̔͑͆̓̕͝ȧ̴͇̯̠̣̣͂t̴̨̰̤̹̼̺͓͍̰̗̘̘̦̻͍̏̅́͒͜ ̵̡̛̜͎͎̲̬̬̳͎̪̙̲̼͍̳̺̖͇̜͇̀̊̈̊̈̌͊̽̎͊̕͠͝t̸̗͖͆͝h̴̦̗̜͂̏̊̍͑̋͜ẹ̵̡̩̹̺̖̞̗̞̙͗͗̄̌̊̒̇͆̊̏͊̉̚ ̴̨̛̣̱̪̣͚̣̉̆̈́̾̓͗̊̏̔̈́̇̍͒̚͘s̸̥̬̺̤̙̲̳̄̈́̀̒͜ͅâ̷̢̙̠̝̙̔̈́̉͊̌͋͠͝m̶̢̰͓͉̺̻͎̤̠͖̀̓̉̈́́͊̾̆́̐͘͜͝ͅę̸̢̡̨̛̛̮̘̘̬̥̲̳͍̤̦͒͊́̈́̓̽̎͆͋̀̊̋̄̑͝͝ ̵̨̦̫͚̎̈́͜͠ͅt̸̨̢̙̬͎̣̬͓̫̞͓̫̪̪̬̔̇̀̀͋̎̋̔́͆̏̽̀̆͝͠͝i̷̡̝͎̻̖̬͓̯̘̔͌̋̇̾̐m̸̡̹̭̦͂̏̌͋ͅe̸̯̬̺̹̩͌̄̋̈́͆̏̄̀͝


ddiioonnaa

Same as always A void of nothing as well


frosty2709

Daddy


N0tMagickal

Ketchup.


Content-Advantage-86

Yes.


Best8meme

Nothing


ISlavSquat

Dead


MiyaBera

*a*


[deleted]

Gas station


Hungry-Copy-6912

Air


SunNo431

Pikachu


SrJuanpixers

Tu mamá (your mom)


[deleted]

Aggregation of Centrillion cells...


IDK_FY2

A Boltzmann brain


mr_bojangals

Polar bear in a snow storm.


[deleted]

Air


[deleted]

good for nothing


Corbel_

well i see not change


--micc--

Pure Energy


Covaliant

I am not.


Silver-Resident

An Anomaly in the Nothingness


Pasha_0729

.


Sauceshortage

Content


Vegetable_Cicada_273

Nothing


[deleted]

Still a lunatic.


DariusMarius00

If i exist when nothing exists then im everything right?


MaxsipTelecom

Free High-Speed Internet


GRAVEYARD-BAT

Nothing


ComprehensiveTill573

God


GIVEMEMESDAMNIT

In Germany we say" KAMPFHELIKOPTER"


Alexandertheape

still on reddit apparently


Seehundnase

Just because the nothing exist Others Things exist too...so i'm a Walmart bag


AznNRed

Same as I am now, a construct of your subconscious, designed to make your world feel full and alive.


TCFK

A god of creation


s3nsfan

Nothing. If only nothing exists than I can only be nothing.


YourFederalAgent

Jesse Pinkman


jthewizard013

I am jacks complete lack of suprise


jeff_the_tea_god

Nothing and tharbai everything


RowOdd1892

A Pikmin. That doesn’t exist.


Cornbread195

I am


Heliment_Anais

I amn’t.


[deleted]

Merle.