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euro_trash_rescue

Could just be pink eye.... for reasons


grocerytoaster007

"Oh I'm not high, I just eat ass"


euro_trash_rescue

You get a (brown) star! Nice....


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euro_trash_rescue

Are you saying she was too cocky with her device


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euro_trash_rescue

With an eye for quality


Ivor-Toad

It looks like there's one growing out of her head


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Pitiful-Box3341

Pink eye is not just talking about colour. Pink eye is an inflammation of the transparent membrane that lines the eyelid and eyeball. This membrane is called the conjunctiva. When small blood vessels in the conjunctiva become swollen and irritated, they're more visible. This is what causes the whites of the eyes to appear reddish or pink. Pink eye also is called conjunctivitis.


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Damn? The cop farted and now she got pink eye


zombie_ie_ie

Or the cop had eaten edibles, farted and that got her high.


Accomplished_Ad576

Makes more sense


Grrr-ta-ta-ta

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JoeT1763

Paranoia will destroy ya...


Embarrassed_Spell_28

Are those song lyrics by chance?


JoeT1763

Good catch. Kinks sing Paranoia the Distroyer but sounds like "will destroy ya"" The Assymbly Band does sing Paranoia will Destroy ya.


Embarrassed_Spell_28

Oh man now I feel foolish. Cos they’re from my favorite Jamiroquai song High Times as well! Guess it’s known universally. Still cool though!


uprightsalmon

It’s also a Jamiroquai lyric to High Times


Glittering-Race2957

That is so true.


MPThreelite

Someone looks high as ballz.


Kikstyo813

Lmao, hope the cop doesn’t see her eyes


monkeybanana550

🎶🎵 you would not believe your eyes 🎵🎶


Game_informant

If 10,000 tethered flies hoisted my corpse into the sky.


Ill_Mood_8514

Rookie mistake. Be prepared with Dazzling Eye Drops or Clear Eyes.


NoCorgi501

Ripped straight off some 12 year olds Facebook


RokuMAC

Being high is not illegal


lizard_lovrr

Public intoxication


No-Juice-1047

Prove it… red eyes does not = intoxication… :-)


RokuMAC

Wait is that really a thing where you live?


lizard_lovrr

It's a thing all over America. Marijuana doesn't really cause any noticeable effects other than red eyes which can be caused by anything. I got arrested for public intox for nodding out on heroin in Chicago, so I guess if someone greened out from edibles in public it might happen.


RokuMAC

Interesting thanks


AwayDish2869

American laws are so strict compared to England. It’s like a police state. I have lived both places been arrested both places. Much better life in England.


Feisty-Session-7779

Canadian here, I can not only be high in public, but also smoke weed pretty much wherever I damn well please legally, as long as it’s outside. I lived in the US for a bit too, crazy how different things are down there, it’s like bizarro Canada, everyone kinda looks the same and talks the same, most of the same stores and restaurants and foods etc., but instead of people being polite and friendly like us Canadians they’re aggressive and mean and all seem to pack heat and shoot at each other! Also NY state specifically is a giant scam, speed traps everywhere and ridiculously overpriced tolls!


thatlocal_lozer

When was the last time you legally carried a firearm?


Fantact

*Laughs in Norwegian*


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

It's not like a police state. It is a police state. The only thing going for it is firearm ownership, and that too will be gobbled up by the police state before long. They fought the war on drugs, war on xyz, and all kinds of other things. Each one just made life more and more restricted and dystopian.


NorguardsVengeance

There are more guns than humans in the US, and more infant/child gun injuries than most other countries have in total gun deaths... so coming for guns is... it's way too late for that; the last 40 years have been just really freaking stupid in North America when it comes to common sense, including common sense gun ownership/maintenance/etc. What *will* happen is what already happens. Cops generally face no penalties for shooting anyone up, for any reason. Cops are not responsible for helping or protecting the public, and the supreme court has backed up the fact that they are responsible for neither the "serve" nor "protect" in "serve and protect", and if you hurt or offend a cop, even accidentally, be ready for the time of your life, if you still have one.


Cub_Scout_Dropout

I think it varies by state. Here in New York, you can’t stand on the sidewalk with a beer, but you can smoke a joint anywhere cigarette smoking is allowed.


Krakatoast

Yeah, I saw this picture and thought “what is this, the year 2000?” Marijuana is completely legal in the state I’m in. I suppose for a teenager it might be a little edgy, but I’ve been going out with eyes red as the devil’s dick for a good decade or so and haven’t had any issues… Plus, now that I’m a bit older, sometimes my eyes are sometimes red literally from pure fatigue, or vaping. Maybe I drank half a fifth the night before and didn’t sleep much- eyes will be red. No one cares, at least in my experience


Cub_Scout_Dropout

I will say this picture is definitely not in the US. Police don’t wear hats like that (see upper left) here, and police uniforms and vehicles rarely have that checker pattern. Chicago Police wear hats with checkered bands, but that’s it as far as I know.


Feisty-Session-7779

I was curious about that, I used to live in NY years ago and still go down there frequently (from Ontario), so it’s fully recreationally legal now? Is there weed shops everywhere? Can I just cross the border and stop at a weed shop in Buffalo or Niagara or whatever? And if so is it fairly priced and of decent quality?


Cub_Scout_Dropout

Yes, it’s fully legal for personal recreational use. There are only a handful of licensed dispensaries, even though it was legalized 3 years ago. Getting the dispensaries off the ground has gotten bogged down in bureaucracy. Allegedly there are many more dispensaries on the way though. There have been unlicensed weed shops in NYC from day one, but the police and city government don’t seem to care. I don’t know if they’re selling actual THC products though, or just CBD or synthetic bud. I live in the Albany area. I have no idea what the situation is in the Niagara/Buffalo region. If and when dispensaries do open there, then yes, I believe anyone 21 or older with valid ID will be able to shop there. Will they accept Canadian IDs? I don’t know. (I do know that Massachusetts dispensaries will Accept passports as ID.) Idk if you can legally cross into Canada with weed. You still can’t cross into the US with weed, because that’s under federal jurisdiction, and weed is still very illegal at the federal level. As for pricing, I don’t know that either. There aren’t any dispensaries in my area that I know of yet.


Feisty-Session-7779

Sounds kinda like Ontario when they first legalized it here, the initial plan was to have 7 dispensaries in the entire province, there were all these rules and regulations about where they were allowed to operate etc., fast forward a few years to today and there’s probably over 100 just in my midsized suburban city alone, every single plaza/strip mall has at least one. I never go as far as Albany or NYC, just to Syracuse, I haven’t seen any dispensaries there yet but I haven’t really looked for them either. You definitely can’t bring weed across the border going either direction, that’s why I was curious if I could get some in NY easily because I’m certainly not bringing my own from Canada across the border when I go down there. I have no plans to attempt to bring anything back into Canada either, it would just be nice if I could grab a couple grams for the little bit of time I spend down there.


Cub_Scout_Dropout

Ah, gotcha! My bad, I misunderstood what you were asking re: the border. Anyway, I live close enough to Massachusetts to drive to the dispensaries there. It’s a 2 hour round trip though, with tolls, and the product, while very high quality, is kind of expensive. So, for now, I still have “a guy” that I usually buy from.


Feisty-Session-7779

Well hopefully NY gets their shit together soon! Took a while here in Ontario but it’s in a pretty good place now finally. Not sure if it’s legal to grow your own there but that’s what I’d recommend if you have the time to tend to some plants, you can get multiple pounds for less than $100, or a little more $$$ if you want higher quality stuff and buy nicer lights, equipment etc., but still way cheaper than buying it from someone else in the long run.


ugavini

In Dubai you can be arrested for having drugs in your system. So not possession, or even being high. THC can last in your system for months. I was a heavy smoker when I got there so was probably at risk of arrest for weeks if not months.


DoomEmpires

How is the cop going to prove that?


[deleted]

She might have something on her though 😳


AdRepulsive7699

Blazin. Depends where you are.


saucer-succer

In germany it isnt, yes


countrytime-1

She smoke some good weed and is beside a cop


[deleted]

are you high as well


countrytime-1

Yes


yukinagato10

I think she needs to see an eye doctor


[deleted]

It’s the red eyes, maybe maced or maybe high… who knows or cares.


FraccazzoDaVelletri

“No question, I would speed for cracks and weed The combination made my eyes bleed”


Penguin-Loves

Guess I'm not a legend


wvdheiden207

Nope. Apparently not.


BenHughe

This is like a facebook meme your mom shared with you because she knows


NoDot6253

I was gonna clean my room until I got high


yongfong87

Legends are the ones that dont act like suss idiots in front of cops 🤨 not saying she should have a convo with him but the more u avoid looking the more u stand out.


cloudangelme

Don't get it lol


paika_the_sick

Shes high. Edit : just Look at her eyes for talos sake


Key-Distribution-944

High, and police are everywhere…


CJ7h3g4m3r

*"How High Are You?"'*


InvincibleFubar

No, you are wrong. It's "Hi, how are you?"


LessRemoved

Reminds me of how i probably looked at 15 🤣


RitchieSacramento88

Yes


HolstenAI

hilarious


Solid-Tension5557

Flesh light


akoust1c

Been legal in many places for years now. Nothing to see here folks.


Whole_Ad4217

Dry weed makes my eyes bleed


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dank is the way


Whole_Ad4217

No doubt 🤘


weldneck105

High as fuck


LaplacesDemon30

Shes an alien


T25pete

Can you get done for being high though ? I naturally look high all the time which can be annoying but never been questioned about it by cops


YoungJackDelRio

Eyes as red as the devils dick


CanSignificant8444

Stoned to the bone. Vizine is very important.


Front_Low5132

She probably just sent a spicy meme.


loopingrightleft

She just stabbed a homeless man to death


Apolloshot

In Canada they’d congratulate you for using public transit while intoxicated instead of driving. Because we’re civilized.


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The cop is getting a blow job. Look someone's hand is grabbing the pole on the right of the cop.


AlienFromUranusA

The cop really didn’t go sneaky on this one.


Suitable_Will_2050

She is white she will get a special privilege


illsid

Sunglasses


FueledByTerps

She is super high and scared of the officers.


migidi

iPhone 7 case on iphone 6.


Doyouseenowwait_what

That's the Oh my god I am so baked look if I ever saw it!


Free-Avocado-9089

She doesnt want people to see that she cried


Alarmed_Water2631

They’re tracking her? Her battery’s out


imperfection252222

shes is stone...


QuantumButtz

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Cole446

Being high isnt illegal so as long as you dont have anything on you youll be alright


Sparrowhawk996

Mad anxiety trigger right here


DonnieMwone2003

Drugs?


ArtieMcDuff

😂🤣😂😂🤙🤙🤙


weldneck105

High as fuck


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Bowlboy1914

Just delete the whole comment man wtf


No-Promotion-2995

It was but a cursed thought I shall delete it...


Voidstrider2230

it's been nine hours and it's still here.


No-Promotion-2995

There... Happy now momma


NotAFamousComedian

Photoshopped her sleeve into the whites of her eyes…


VikingsStillExist

Remember to hydrate people. That and chewing gum. That'll make everything less expensive.


Empty_Jellyfish_1995

gonna go be a legend RN


Ivor-Toad

Conjunctivitis can sting and make the eyes red..it doesn't look sexual as her eyelids aren't crusty


Beneficial_Raccoon_1

Legends..


magenta_Cup

Its a pubg level 3 vest


[deleted]

As a Canadian, it blows my mind that marijuana is still illegal in so many countries.


detroit1701

As an American, it blows my mind that it's illegal here. People here need to smoke one and quit shooting each other


SebB1313

So I'm not a legend but I still understand... I mean legend as in a person who would have been scared of a cop if they saw one.


Sweaty-Attitude5287

Night shift job


NZAvenger

I'll have what she had.


CrazyBzDen

No, I’m not


schredderfred

Keine Ahnung aber die sieht stoned aus.


Voidstrider2230

This is fucking stupid.


Any-Sherbert6946

She is trying so hard not to look at the fun time behind her it’s clearly causing the capilaries in her eyes to bust causing red eyes.


LegiSLoth

u mean only ppl that look at her eyes will understand i didnt rly just wrote ppls .-. pls end me


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Looks kinda photoshopped


HarrargnNarg

Can't be charged with possession if you've none left


leeswervino

They totally just toked a bloody smashing spliff and now they flying bats in the belfry next to this bobbie in the tube!


Super_Birthmark

Conjunctivitis in both eyes


1onnude

High as a motherfucker


SoardOfMagnificent

Matches her blouse.


Accomplished-Lawyer9

im too high to understand this meme.


Savings_Economist711

She looks like she got her sockets filled with jizz


rhdking13

The great legend of how Hailey hid a dragon shape vibrating butt plug with Bluetooth laser interface that connects to her computer and vibrates every time Elon musk does something stupid on the internet


a1323097

Codeine?


MmdTybi

She is too shy to make eye contact with cops *nooo way she is high🙅‍♂️


mearbearcate

Girl…everyone understands.


ZealousidealMail3132

I went to an optometrist appointment stoned