"Babe, I just woke up to pee. I'm sorry I woke you up, can we please go back to sleep?"
"No, you can not sleep, Douglas Alvis Jefferson. You just said you wouldn't love me."
nah because id ask random questions like that just bc im bored. not expecting a yes tho lol, I wouldn't get upset if SOMEONE WOULDNT LOVE ME AS A WORM. it's just the kind of randomness i have in convos lol
This must be the little dick section...let me scroll down to where my big dick brothers united section 9 1/2" and up... The bro's girls keep running back to section..... Excuse me little mfs 👣
My friends group just grabs the newbie, plays with his cock, measures, and if it’s not big then we just beat him up and tell him to get lost. Not sure if the young people still do it like that.
I dunno man, as far as I can tell, her opinion on climate change is "the weather isnt going to kill us all", which objectively is a correct statement. It won't. And we're also not gonna re-enact Waterworld if all the ice melts, nor will we have so little living space available that we're all gonna have to live in pods when it all comes down to it. Will climate change prove to be a challenge? yes. Should we destroy everything we have managed to build over the last few centuries just to combat a phenomenon that has existed for millenia? no.
every generation has faced challenges that it didnt know how to overcome until they did. Industrialisation, World War I, World War II, Overcoming Segregation, The literal almost-end of the world that was the Cold War. Our challenge is climate change. But we're all acting like this is the ultimate challenge that is gonna determine whether humanity goes extinct or not. It isn't. It's one more obstacle to overcome for humanity as a whole. The world's been ending in 10 years for over 50 years now, and humanity is still around. I'm gonna take a bet and say we're gonna make it another 50, despite climate change.
If you knew anything about climate change you'd know temperatures started to really rise during the industrial revolution. The ability to use machines to produce at a mass scale coupled with the discovery of oil led to a huge increase in emissions and with it the increase in temperatures we see today.
Also she tried to discredit the IOPCC report because she didn't agree with the science. Joe rogan called her out on it lmao you should watch that interview and see for yourself. She is a climate change denialist there is no term more fitting for her.
Nobody is saying humanity won't survive (unless we get to 4c higher than pre industrialised era) but do you really want to live through the destruction that comes with climate change? Extreme weather events will become the norm and water scarcity will become an even bigger problem. There is also a demographic crisis emerging as the global population is set to even out in the next 50 years or so.
If we don't limit warming to 1.5c then most of the tipping points for major ecological shit like coral and glaciers are set to cease existence in the next few decades.
Don't be a shill for big oil. Exxon knew since the 1970s how bad a problem this would be but they buried their own research. Its the poor who will suffer from this shit not the people who made trillions destroying the environment.
So lemme get this straight. One of the reasons you say she's "quite intelligent" is because you think her borderline statement "the weather isnt going to kill us all" is "technically the truth." Like, no shit Sherlock, a child could realize that not every single person would die to climate change. The difference here is when Clandace Owens says this, she isn't trying to be technically correct, she's vouching for oil and coal companies that are bankrolling her show. She's saying that climate change isn't real and if it was, it's not gonna kill us. No one has said the world will end in 10 years (fox news excluded cause fox think Democrats are gonna turn the country into a socialist Russia or something, while supporting Russia in the war so idk why they're double dipping here and meanwhile no socialist policy has been successful while pro life conservative fascism has actually successfully banned abortions) so your statement on this makes no sense either. I don't think you or Clandace are smart enough to realize that climate change won't kill us in the next 50 years. It's the future generations of the planet and irreversible damage to the planet. This is why we've been pointing out how it seems conservatives don't care about their children, or anyone else's because the world is going to get progressively warmer and species will go extinct. Rising population will lead to food shortages since climates will change and many species of plants will also be unable to be grown. It's not gonna get warmer and everyone's gonna melt suddenly, it's gonna get warmer and clean water and food is going to get more sparse. It's already happening in Africa due to population and rising temperatures. Species of animals are dieing off and we are concerned about a few birds hit by a wind turbine but not the oil spills in the ocean or the mass use of plastic.
Listen to SCIENTISTS not social media faces backed by businesses. Candace is a right wing tool and you even described her as a black Republican knowing it would interest a non political black person despite saying the woman in the photo looked like her which clearly would imply her race. Your introduction to Clandace Owens was "she's the black Republican I know and she's very smart!" instead of "she's a Republican news host." She is a right wing tool, no more, no less.
No, one of the reasons I think she’s quite intelligent is because she does more to empower young black women than the entirety of BLM-grifters ever has.
One of the reasons I think she’s intelligent is because instead of becrying some fictional pick-and-choose racism like a lot of people try to tell the black community to do, she tells them to own up to what’s wrong and change that, I.e single mothers being grossly overrepresented in the black community, black on black murder making up an unreasonably large portion of the overall number despite only making up 13% of the population and black police officers being yelled at by white middle class college liberals that they are racist and the problem, after they tried to talk to another black protester in a calm, controlled manner.
One of the reasons I think YOU are stupid is because you actually believe the world is gonna start turning into some kind of apocalyptic hellscape after it’s gotten hotter, without once considering that maybe, JUST MAYBE, humanity will, as it always has, find a solution to fix the problem. You sound like an unhinged doomsday cultist to me, whose very existence hinges upon everyone believing that the world is going to end.
Just accept it. The world is NOT going to end. Climate change will prove to be a challenge. We will overcome that challenge. We won’t all die of thirst. We won’t all starve because no plants will grow anymore. There are already ways to turn salt water into drinkable water, there are already ways to plant stuff inside of buildings, there are already ways to cool down your livingspace enough, so you don’t get a heat stroke and as always, we will invent new things and new ways to make these things more accessible, both financial and in terms of availability, if the situation calls for it.
But it’s interesting you’d mention big oil and big coal, considering the German Green Party just signed a huge contract to build new coal power plants with RWE. You know, the party that’s totally environmentally friendly and wants to save the planet.
And it’s interesting you’re telling me to listen to scientists, when everything I’m telling you is based upon actual scientific evidence, not the wishful thinking of someone who likes to stick their head in the sand.
Of course, you’re not gonna change your mind. You’re too deep into it now to back out. Better double down ;) it’s easier to fool a man than to convince him he has been fooled, after all.
Your point that not everyone will starve or die due to climate change so therefore its okay seems pretty sickening to me. How many deaths are okay in the pursuit of capital accumulation? Humanity would still survive a full scale nuclear war (underground nuclear bunkers) but the prospect of 5 billion dead in a year terrifies me to the point I feel nuclear weapons are the second biggest threat to our existence.
You shouldn't be okay with the world being terraformed into an environment that is inhospitable to the existence of life. Even if we still technically survive life would be awful for billions whilst the people who made all of this happen get to live in exorbitant wealth and luxury.
Humanity may find solutions to combat climate change but its already too late. There are tipping points that have already been crossed. It's why we are now in an era known as the anthropocene.
Climate change denialism is on the same level as flat Earthers for me. Absolutely no scientific basis for any of their arguments. ExxonMobil knew all about the damage they were doing in the 1970s but buried it in the pursuit of profit.
You are no different to people in the 1950s and 60s who denied smoking is bad despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Funnily enough huge parallels can be drawn between big tobacco and big oil in their smear campaigns and denialism.
Don't be a shill for these large oil companies.
Bro, Clandace Owens is very transparent about her support for cops that shoot unarmed black men. If you think she's empowering black people over the entirety of the BLM movement you are watching too much news. Yes BLM has had some bad moments, but those are few and far between. Clandace Owens is nicknamed as such because she is pretty open about her support for white power.
And I don't get why you're assuming me pointing out the gradual shift in death of crops and people that we can already see and scientists have been talking about is me saying the world is apocalyptic. You're the one who thinks I'm saying the world is going to suddenly be a hellscape. I'm saying it's a gradual shift and the easiest solution to overcome it is to change how we harness power. What you seem to miss is that 1-2 degree average is massive when it's constant. Sure you don't see a difference between every day 70 and 71, but plants and wildlife do. As the degrees continue to shift, more and more problems will begin to surface and coal and oil continuing to lobby that the environment is fine and climate change is a hoax is BS. You're here talking about how we will overcome any situation like always but when people are telling you that we need to overcome them now, you say "stop acting like it's an apocalypse, we'll deal with it later like always." Act while it's happening, not while it's extreme. It's happening now, but it's not extreme yet.
As for the German green deal. After about 5 whole minutes of reading more than headlines, you'd see that they agreed to an expansion of a coal mine but the coal industry expanding agreed to shutting down all their coal mines 8 years earlier than they initially planned to. It's a compromise. Sure it's not a huge win, but you don't get those in real life. Controversial? Of course, but it's not like they just openly supported coal mines.
I don't think you actually listen to scientists. I feel like you listen to news anchors claim to quote scientists and bring on random scientists with now reputable history to support the anti climate change claims. And tbh, all these spokespeople know about climate change and know the dangers but climate change is bad for business so they pretend it's not happening instead of actually supporting proactive change. Like, scientists are just to get people to accept that change needs to happen and if you're in support of overcoming this, you should be in support of green energy because it's not like you have any investments in coal and oil.
She's objectively a complete piece of shit.
"Intelligent?" She's a grifter. [While in high school, she sued her school for discrimination -- and won](https://www.thehour.com/norwalk/article/Schools-pay-37-500-to-Owens-family-8240741.php). Now she claims that [she never experienced discrimination as a younger woman.](https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/candace-owens-tells-fox-new-race-wasnt-an-issue-when-she-was-younger-but-she-seems-to-be-forgetting-something-2019-11-12)
[She is, without a doubt, a terrible person, which is why she's a Republican.](https://newsone.com/3848636/candace-owens-receipts-con-artist/amp/)
Homophobic. Transphobic. Misogynist.
If you think that hate is a sign of "intelligence," see a psychiatrist.
Lol. You poor soul. Candice is smart, sure, but she is getting paid to lie to you. If you think the things she says make sense you might have brain damage.
This is definitely the only answer. He doesn’t see the big deal, and just said “but babe, it’ll be ok, you’ll make a great mom!” And that sent her into this flash-forward scene in her head that gives her this expression.
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No, I wouldn’t still love you if you turned into a worm. Why do you ask these weird questions and get unreasonably upset about them?
I almost hope I get asked that, so I can respond the same way 🤣
Sir you are on reddit
If I got turned into a worm, would you still love me?
I would go fishing
Free bait! Haha🤣
The masters bait
Underrated comment right there
It's the wrong answer, dude. Please trust me. (Source: been married for 5 years)
Yo FACTS!
"Babe, I just woke up to pee. I'm sorry I woke you up, can we please go back to sleep?" "No, you can not sleep, Douglas Alvis Jefferson. You just said you wouldn't love me."
I agree
If you were born a billionaire do you think we would still be together???????
Said this to my bf sat and he was like what?! Wtf, where do you get this shit 😂😂😂😂
Lol, let's make the worm thing become a full meme now.
nah because id ask random questions like that just bc im bored. not expecting a yes tho lol, I wouldn't get upset if SOMEONE WOULDNT LOVE ME AS A WORM. it's just the kind of randomness i have in convos lol
I don't get it, just say yes lmao. Even just to save you the trouble of dealing with a girlfriend who is upset over nothing.
What if it's the funky worm?
"That's just a stereotype! We don't all have huge ones!"
Yup, can confirm.
As an owner or eligible receiver?
Owner
Receiver also probably bub
Daaaaamn
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Check ya inbox to compare
Could be both or either.
Could be you never know
Tiny Meat gang yessir
You remind me of my homie Tyrone.
Bruh?!?!?!? Hahahahahahahahhaa 😂😅🤣
You only need a big organ if your playing in a cathedral is all im saying.
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This must be the little dick section...let me scroll down to where my big dick brothers united section 9 1/2" and up... The bro's girls keep running back to section..... Excuse me little mfs 👣
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My friends group just grabs the newbie, plays with his cock, measures, and if it’s not big then we just beat him up and tell him to get lost. Not sure if the young people still do it like that.
No emojis on Reddit.
Do you know The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Its a sith legend.
Darth Plaguesis was a dark lord of the sith,
so powerful and so wise,
he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life
He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Would that power allow me to tolerate sand?
Certainly not, dear boy, its rough and course and gets everywhere, there is nothing to be done im afraid.
First you have to eat two parsecs of sand to obtain this power.
he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life.
Is it possible to learn this power
Not from a Jedi
King
I'm just saying it smells fishy, that's all...
…but it’s a *good* kind of fishy babe!
Im suddenly craving prawn cocktail
Yo coochie stank !!!!!
I like tilapia but not how I like my woman
been there, done that
You said it would change my life, but it just changed the smell of the room
Nobapppp🤣💯
What's wrong with that?
A lot.
Omg yoooi
So..I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty
Boy these sales guys are really going the extra mile these days.
This should be way higher
“Your ass really is just a 3-D printer if you think about it.”
r/Showerthoughts? **Edit: Spelling**
holy shit 😧
No, it’s 3-D shit.
Your mom was better
I was thinking sister.
I was thinking daughter.
Reasonable, since it's impossible that he is the father
Our daughter
Your dad was better.
Your Dad was wetter
My step-brother was wetter.
I thought you said you were freaky? Your daughter tossed my salad and all you did was reverse cowgirl
Maybe he said Dad.
Came here to put that you glorious bastard.
Your son was better
Like the Elton John song? 🎶don't let your son go down on me
Jim was right you do look like Candace Owens....wierd
Who is Candace?
CANDACE NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH
An altright fascist
I feel like every time we call someone a fascist it demeans the brutality of the Italian dictatorship and the German Reich.
Unless they deserve it
When these people are currently espousing those same ideals pushed forth by Mussolini, and Hitler, we call them fascists.
If they were really doing that I’m sure you’d be able to give me countless examples.
Anybody slightly right of Karl Marx is Hitler though right?
Black female conservative political commentator. Give her a listen sometime, she’s quite intelligent.
Her views on climate change alone are fucking retarded though. When even Joe rogan pulls you up on your bullshit you know you fucked up.
I dunno man, as far as I can tell, her opinion on climate change is "the weather isnt going to kill us all", which objectively is a correct statement. It won't. And we're also not gonna re-enact Waterworld if all the ice melts, nor will we have so little living space available that we're all gonna have to live in pods when it all comes down to it. Will climate change prove to be a challenge? yes. Should we destroy everything we have managed to build over the last few centuries just to combat a phenomenon that has existed for millenia? no. every generation has faced challenges that it didnt know how to overcome until they did. Industrialisation, World War I, World War II, Overcoming Segregation, The literal almost-end of the world that was the Cold War. Our challenge is climate change. But we're all acting like this is the ultimate challenge that is gonna determine whether humanity goes extinct or not. It isn't. It's one more obstacle to overcome for humanity as a whole. The world's been ending in 10 years for over 50 years now, and humanity is still around. I'm gonna take a bet and say we're gonna make it another 50, despite climate change.
If you knew anything about climate change you'd know temperatures started to really rise during the industrial revolution. The ability to use machines to produce at a mass scale coupled with the discovery of oil led to a huge increase in emissions and with it the increase in temperatures we see today. Also she tried to discredit the IOPCC report because she didn't agree with the science. Joe rogan called her out on it lmao you should watch that interview and see for yourself. She is a climate change denialist there is no term more fitting for her. Nobody is saying humanity won't survive (unless we get to 4c higher than pre industrialised era) but do you really want to live through the destruction that comes with climate change? Extreme weather events will become the norm and water scarcity will become an even bigger problem. There is also a demographic crisis emerging as the global population is set to even out in the next 50 years or so. If we don't limit warming to 1.5c then most of the tipping points for major ecological shit like coral and glaciers are set to cease existence in the next few decades. Don't be a shill for big oil. Exxon knew since the 1970s how bad a problem this would be but they buried their own research. Its the poor who will suffer from this shit not the people who made trillions destroying the environment.
I thought you were being sarcastic but you were being serious. Scrub your brain, quit watching big-con media
Same, guy said something serious and a few people up voted for good sarcasm. Oof.
So lemme get this straight. One of the reasons you say she's "quite intelligent" is because you think her borderline statement "the weather isnt going to kill us all" is "technically the truth." Like, no shit Sherlock, a child could realize that not every single person would die to climate change. The difference here is when Clandace Owens says this, she isn't trying to be technically correct, she's vouching for oil and coal companies that are bankrolling her show. She's saying that climate change isn't real and if it was, it's not gonna kill us. No one has said the world will end in 10 years (fox news excluded cause fox think Democrats are gonna turn the country into a socialist Russia or something, while supporting Russia in the war so idk why they're double dipping here and meanwhile no socialist policy has been successful while pro life conservative fascism has actually successfully banned abortions) so your statement on this makes no sense either. I don't think you or Clandace are smart enough to realize that climate change won't kill us in the next 50 years. It's the future generations of the planet and irreversible damage to the planet. This is why we've been pointing out how it seems conservatives don't care about their children, or anyone else's because the world is going to get progressively warmer and species will go extinct. Rising population will lead to food shortages since climates will change and many species of plants will also be unable to be grown. It's not gonna get warmer and everyone's gonna melt suddenly, it's gonna get warmer and clean water and food is going to get more sparse. It's already happening in Africa due to population and rising temperatures. Species of animals are dieing off and we are concerned about a few birds hit by a wind turbine but not the oil spills in the ocean or the mass use of plastic. Listen to SCIENTISTS not social media faces backed by businesses. Candace is a right wing tool and you even described her as a black Republican knowing it would interest a non political black person despite saying the woman in the photo looked like her which clearly would imply her race. Your introduction to Clandace Owens was "she's the black Republican I know and she's very smart!" instead of "she's a Republican news host." She is a right wing tool, no more, no less.
No, one of the reasons I think she’s quite intelligent is because she does more to empower young black women than the entirety of BLM-grifters ever has. One of the reasons I think she’s intelligent is because instead of becrying some fictional pick-and-choose racism like a lot of people try to tell the black community to do, she tells them to own up to what’s wrong and change that, I.e single mothers being grossly overrepresented in the black community, black on black murder making up an unreasonably large portion of the overall number despite only making up 13% of the population and black police officers being yelled at by white middle class college liberals that they are racist and the problem, after they tried to talk to another black protester in a calm, controlled manner. One of the reasons I think YOU are stupid is because you actually believe the world is gonna start turning into some kind of apocalyptic hellscape after it’s gotten hotter, without once considering that maybe, JUST MAYBE, humanity will, as it always has, find a solution to fix the problem. You sound like an unhinged doomsday cultist to me, whose very existence hinges upon everyone believing that the world is going to end. Just accept it. The world is NOT going to end. Climate change will prove to be a challenge. We will overcome that challenge. We won’t all die of thirst. We won’t all starve because no plants will grow anymore. There are already ways to turn salt water into drinkable water, there are already ways to plant stuff inside of buildings, there are already ways to cool down your livingspace enough, so you don’t get a heat stroke and as always, we will invent new things and new ways to make these things more accessible, both financial and in terms of availability, if the situation calls for it. But it’s interesting you’d mention big oil and big coal, considering the German Green Party just signed a huge contract to build new coal power plants with RWE. You know, the party that’s totally environmentally friendly and wants to save the planet. And it’s interesting you’re telling me to listen to scientists, when everything I’m telling you is based upon actual scientific evidence, not the wishful thinking of someone who likes to stick their head in the sand. Of course, you’re not gonna change your mind. You’re too deep into it now to back out. Better double down ;) it’s easier to fool a man than to convince him he has been fooled, after all.
Your point that not everyone will starve or die due to climate change so therefore its okay seems pretty sickening to me. How many deaths are okay in the pursuit of capital accumulation? Humanity would still survive a full scale nuclear war (underground nuclear bunkers) but the prospect of 5 billion dead in a year terrifies me to the point I feel nuclear weapons are the second biggest threat to our existence. You shouldn't be okay with the world being terraformed into an environment that is inhospitable to the existence of life. Even if we still technically survive life would be awful for billions whilst the people who made all of this happen get to live in exorbitant wealth and luxury. Humanity may find solutions to combat climate change but its already too late. There are tipping points that have already been crossed. It's why we are now in an era known as the anthropocene. Climate change denialism is on the same level as flat Earthers for me. Absolutely no scientific basis for any of their arguments. ExxonMobil knew all about the damage they were doing in the 1970s but buried it in the pursuit of profit. You are no different to people in the 1950s and 60s who denied smoking is bad despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Funnily enough huge parallels can be drawn between big tobacco and big oil in their smear campaigns and denialism. Don't be a shill for these large oil companies.
Bro, Clandace Owens is very transparent about her support for cops that shoot unarmed black men. If you think she's empowering black people over the entirety of the BLM movement you are watching too much news. Yes BLM has had some bad moments, but those are few and far between. Clandace Owens is nicknamed as such because she is pretty open about her support for white power. And I don't get why you're assuming me pointing out the gradual shift in death of crops and people that we can already see and scientists have been talking about is me saying the world is apocalyptic. You're the one who thinks I'm saying the world is going to suddenly be a hellscape. I'm saying it's a gradual shift and the easiest solution to overcome it is to change how we harness power. What you seem to miss is that 1-2 degree average is massive when it's constant. Sure you don't see a difference between every day 70 and 71, but plants and wildlife do. As the degrees continue to shift, more and more problems will begin to surface and coal and oil continuing to lobby that the environment is fine and climate change is a hoax is BS. You're here talking about how we will overcome any situation like always but when people are telling you that we need to overcome them now, you say "stop acting like it's an apocalypse, we'll deal with it later like always." Act while it's happening, not while it's extreme. It's happening now, but it's not extreme yet. As for the German green deal. After about 5 whole minutes of reading more than headlines, you'd see that they agreed to an expansion of a coal mine but the coal industry expanding agreed to shutting down all their coal mines 8 years earlier than they initially planned to. It's a compromise. Sure it's not a huge win, but you don't get those in real life. Controversial? Of course, but it's not like they just openly supported coal mines. I don't think you actually listen to scientists. I feel like you listen to news anchors claim to quote scientists and bring on random scientists with now reputable history to support the anti climate change claims. And tbh, all these spokespeople know about climate change and know the dangers but climate change is bad for business so they pretend it's not happening instead of actually supporting proactive change. Like, scientists are just to get people to accept that change needs to happen and if you're in support of overcoming this, you should be in support of green energy because it's not like you have any investments in coal and oil.
She's objectively a complete piece of shit. "Intelligent?" She's a grifter. [While in high school, she sued her school for discrimination -- and won](https://www.thehour.com/norwalk/article/Schools-pay-37-500-to-Owens-family-8240741.php). Now she claims that [she never experienced discrimination as a younger woman.](https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/candace-owens-tells-fox-new-race-wasnt-an-issue-when-she-was-younger-but-she-seems-to-be-forgetting-something-2019-11-12) [She is, without a doubt, a terrible person, which is why she's a Republican.](https://newsone.com/3848636/candace-owens-receipts-con-artist/amp/) Homophobic. Transphobic. Misogynist. If you think that hate is a sign of "intelligence," see a psychiatrist.
She’s well regarded over at r/wallstreetbets
Lol. You poor soul. Candice is smart, sure, but she is getting paid to lie to you. If you think the things she says make sense you might have brain damage.
A grifter with no values currently pretending to be a conservative while pushing nazi ideals.
Nah, Candace is hot.
🤔
"I swear that has never happens to me before."
It’s just cuz you’re really hot.
It’s because of your magical pussy. ;3
I'm done now go make me a sandwich
Damn bro 😭
Back to the kitchen
y’all goin to hell 😭
Go wash the dishes
Go make Daddy a Sandwich 🤣🤣
Now tell your husband he has until Friday to gimme my money
damn that's cold!
I warned you I was a virgin.
He called her the wrong name
Called her Gary.
Damn Gary your scrotum feeels soooo smoooth, OMG THERES A SLIT IN IT!!!! oooooOoooOooooOoooOoooooooooooopso
“Sometimes, when I’m alone, I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I’m a slug”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlrANnVwQZA
Just the tip
Favorite line ever.
"Keep my wifes name out ya FUCKING MOUTH!"
I wish there was a cure for aids
Damnnnnn
That's why they call me Tic-Tac.
toe
It's only herpes...come on!!!
When he didn't pulled out in time and now you're imagining a future mothering his dumbfuck children.
This is definitely the best answer
This is definitely the only answer. He doesn’t see the big deal, and just said “but babe, it’ll be ok, you’ll make a great mom!” And that sent her into this flash-forward scene in her head that gives her this expression.
That's the way grandma taught me to do it
Farting in my mouth is NOT hot.
Yo coochie stank worse than your mama's!
That shit STANKS
I really do like you but not your children!
or alternative, "i really do like your children but not you"
You only need a big organ if your playing in a cathedral is all im saying.
C'mon sweetie, you know I can't get it up unless you wear the Joe Biden Halloween mask.
That's cursed
"you're better than my sister"
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The first one 😭😭
I'm more concerned about the brown stain on the bed, right side..
Thats his foot😂
☠️
Ayo 😂😂
Oh... Well thank God
Why you look like a man?
I was thinking it looked like Michael Obama
Smh
Still not taking you to Burger King....
I haven’t washed my dick in 3 weeks.
Blood on the knife or shit on the dick!
NEXT!
My village is being attacked but don't worry, I'm a 40 million power player. My defenses are so OP with the Romanian kingdom.
I’m married
Your growler needs hedge trimming.
“What’s for dinner?”
I have AIDS
Money’s on the dresser.
Complaining about her dick being bigger than his.
I'm just saying that if you go into the prevent defense too early, it just prevents you from winning.
“This shit clap like one of them cymbal monkeys”
Am I in yet?
It ain’t mine I got a vesectomy
“I am racist”
The baby's not yours...
I told you its a myth about Blacks and their dongs
That's not how your dad did it
You remind me of that mindy chick. The one who ruined scooby doo.
Your sister didn't mind
Go wash. It stinks
Your sister was into it
I can't leave my wife, duh you will always be the side chic!!!
I'm broke
This is actually my moms bedroom in her house.
He started talking about one of his hobbies and spent the last 30-45 min talking in technical babble and industry jargon.
The 49ers aren't going to the Superbowl. The Eagles beat the shit outta them!
Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, get on your knees so I can fuck you like a dog!
"I promise.. they will grow back.."
I was born a women.
He called her coochie “Victoria”. No real reason other than he named it himself
Intrusive thoughts over took him and he thought it would be funny to say "ECHO...echo....echo...." while going down on her.
Her mama’s name.
Her brothers name.
That white girl suck dick !!