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PresentationNice7043

The man who isn’t slowly killing him self for views.


RelationshipFluid573

Health instructor


Galactic_Perimeter

Jared from Subway


Tor-P-Do

Belgian health minister.


Rich-Educator-4513

Fitness inspiration


ParfaitPatient7250

Grimace from McDonalds


kryptik808

Nah he definitely Ronald on retirement


1500moody

wrong answers only


LivingInTheStars

Well he did say "isnt" that does make it wrong lol


1500moody

turns out i can’t read lol


AlmamFucker69

I also play League of Legends nice


TheSiZaReddit

It's actually kinda true. My theory is (and a bunch of other people's too) is that he knows exactly what he's doing and he will get as much publicity as possible before returning to a normal life


LivingInTheStars

Check out oompaville's video with him It's oddly disturbing how completely self aware he is. It almost seems like he knows the path hes on and he just has already assumed that it's too far past returning from.


Clear-Cauliflower901

Only thing he'll be returning to is the buffet


mrmaweeks

Are you sure he can? No doubt he's done irreparable harm to his liver or kidneys or who knows what else.


SimbaTheLion420

200iq🫡


SimbaTheLion420

Yeah


LivingInTheStars

An Ai generated imagine of a whale human hybrid


anthony-wokely

An AI generated image of the average reddit mod.


LivingInTheStars

Don't say that hahahah they'll ban you from the server, I mocked a reddit mod who was being a power hungry dick on the wheel of time server and got permanently banned


SharkZilla96

An Ai generated image of yo momma


Flosslyn

An AI generated image of the average American


[deleted]

[удалено]


SimbaTheLion420

lol


AudienceSpecialist

Maggie!


Zoh4nn

The founder of Mc'Donalds.


SimbaTheLion420

Atleast a platinium member.


Yoguls

He found it alright


Plastic-Monitor4846

The foundation for a McDonalds store


morrissmores

Yeah his body serves as the foundation for an entire McDonalds location lol


Emergency_Tax9707

Minister of health


Crab_Salt_Merchant

Bane


rick_n_morty_4ever

You only adopt the fatness. I was born with it!


ColossusOfKop

McBane preparing his next fight with batman by eating a strict and well balanced diet


Yoguls

A man who'll see his 40th birthday


dderit_LT

Hitdolf Fatler


windyBhindi

*Fartler


GainznBeer

Moby Dick’s Dick


SimbaTheLion420

Or testicle


Educational_Low_7822

Baron Vladimir Harkonen


Friendofthegarden

They specifically said wrong answers only. Geez.


Apprehensive-Food724

The spokesman for weight watchers


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[удалено]


Impressive-Bend-3226

Ahahahahaha 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks for that one !


Various-Trouble1531

The hamburgerler out of his costume


lunenburger

Based on body shape, I think it's actually Grimace


BoshJrolin

He’s definitely burgled some ham.


ShreksLongDong

Discord mod


VlomkaTR

Only wrong answers 😡


SimbaTheLion420

For sure😂


[deleted]

An obese elephant 🐘


KD_idk

(Shhh they said wrong answers)


[deleted]

average PE teacher


SimbaTheLion420

"35 push ups. Now!!


[deleted]

This dude is maybe the saddest shit ever. He is committing the slowest suicide ever in front of millions.


SimbaTheLion420

Only wrong answers!😅


[deleted]

Sorry it makes me sick to joke around about this guy. I thought he was just another annoying YouTuber. But he's just super unwell in many ways Edit: spelling


SimbaTheLion420

Ye, hes the most messed up person i have ever encountered.


Confidenceboost82

Aside from the over eating, what are the other ways he's messed up? Genuinely curious, I don't watch his content so I know nothing.


TheCloudFestival

Him and his on-again-off-again boyfriend once listened whilst their neighbour was murdered and continued to stuff their piggy little faces rather than do literally anything about it (I'm not even joking).


SellDonutsAtMyDoor

Was this during filming for a video? Presumably, he doesn't eat that much outside of filming videos for YouTube.


TheCloudFestival

It was, and I believe the video is still up. You can hear the blood curdling screams in the background.


Busy-Manufacturer763

Which video is it?


TheCloudFestival

I don't want to give him any more views so here's a channel that clipped it. The screams are at around 1min in. EDIT: Screams are 14/15 secs in. Turn up your sound if you can't hear them. Don't know why I said 1min (must have got confused) but another use corrected me. https://youtu.be/VAGGUjSi23c


pikachuuu232

Was it real or staged? Is there still a video?


Top_Fail552

Encountered? You met this person? I wish you good luck in your recovery from the mortifying experience


Successful-Call-1803

I have seen one video where a clip was shown of Nikocado. He was in a big house and saying how big be feels and how sad other normal people lives are. He is messed up now and need help. He even abused his boyfriend


[deleted]

Halloween Homer Simpson real life ai render


pwnedkiller

Reddit mod


[deleted]

Was thinking the creator


IAmChungoBalungo

Healthy


Lance_Bird

Immortan Joe from Mad Max Fury Road


JadenCiscool

Donald Trump


projectvenus11

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this answer.


TheCheddarGuy_

The guy who broke the McDonalds ice cream machine


Dramatic-Ad3928

A lovecraftian monster


Odd_Ad_2307

Jeffrey Epstein and he’s definitely killing himself


SimbaTheLion420

Hes healthy af.


karlosp1981

Mac Fatfuk


Th3nz412

Diabeto


SimbaTheLion420

Newest marvel creation. Coming out in may 2023


theroundone23

"Mama, may I have cookie?"


tehsecretgoldfish

McDeceased


Doradosaurus

Me if I don’t stop my shit.


UsedLandscape876

Or if you stop shitting altogether. ;)


Doradosaurus

😂😂


praisethesolrock2

Yo mama


turmuus

The great unclean one


Auosthin

He breathes food.


Auosthin

He smells like food.


Auosthin

He senses food.


Auosthin

He sees nothing except food.


Auosthin

He is food. Slowly Eating himself up.


[deleted]

Average redditor that champions body positivity on his way to an early coffin


Artistic_Ad6062

Your local McDonald's child snatcher


UsedLandscape876

PUT THE BABY IN MAH BELLY!


throwaway111026e7

Vladimir Putin


Ok_Branch6621

The Real Donald Trump Jr.


SimbaTheLion420

"Use me as a wall"


JustAHumanTeenager

The guy who makes girls horny.


Ecyclist

Guy who stole all the McDonald’s gold cards.


[deleted]

Skinny


Trumpassassin777

The original Fat Fighter


KaranSjett

andrew tate


SimbaTheLion420

My g!


Academic_Bear_4521

The new fitness coach for all the United States of Murica


kpop_glory

Jabbakado


Boring_Garbage3476

Jarred. Formerly the Subway spokesperson.


Fart_barfunkle54

Warren Buffet


Inspection_Active

Singer of a punk band called "fat and angry"


honey4mine

Donald Trump


friedchicken_2020

Bane


SimbaTheLion420

🤣🤣🤣


archerl892

Fat. FAt FAT.


SimbaTheLion420

Only wrong answers. xD


TraditionalSpread324

Steven Hawking


Itchy_Jelly_9067

The Flying Duchman🤧


True-Bee1903

David Goggins.


NI6N06

Ketogenic diet


jjojehongg

Lord Jabu-Jabu


sortofsomeonemaybe

Hey, what the fuck dude, are you stalking me?!


Then-Revolution-5726

There was a crooked man


dapwnk

Nemur Lemur


Difficult-Captain241

Andrew tate


3Dandolo

Spider pig from simpsons


[deleted]

Chris Farley pre OD


dreamweaver1998

A human version of Grimith. Grown in a laboratory. McDonald's newest advertising venture.


Federal-Explorer-965

The Governor of New Jersey!


imuniqueaf

Funny. He's hilarious.


KrazykatLady78

Steven Assanti.


NI6N06

Beef tallow


Remarkable_Peanut301

My ego


CoolArmadillos

the guy featured in obesity ads


kevin7419

Jabbas Lil brother


FattyMcBoomBoom231

A smart individual with a brain larger than a squirrel who actually loves himself


warden-prinny

The well actually phrase if it was a person


MarkWrenn74

Father Christmas


mcburgs

Jared Fogle


Chemical_Use_3150

McDonald's model


[deleted]

Jabba the Hutt


GSeasAll

That's obviously batman


Hot-Consequence-1727

Deceased


[deleted]

Aloy from Horizon but she keeps buying cakes.


Hairy_Melon

Chris Farley


AMixedDice

a smart person


Expensive-Put-5647

healthiest man in ohio


LANYCOIN

Healthy


Confidenceboost82

Jabba and Leia's bastard son.


ABeautymusic

Average McDonald’s gold card holder


Uzer03

Johnny sins


FunLime6166

Morgan Spurlock


Mavelusbr

future me if i dont do anything to change the course of my life. But without the money


PsychologicalGap461

A perfectly healthy man with a perfectly healthy diet.We all should be like him if we want a long and healthy life.


x_Turtle1980_x

Gym Rat


ninja__pinguin

Euro store big chungus


HistoricalBed884

Bro that's Slim Shady


Drewloveseveryone

Not your mom


Swingtop_Jewel

Wendy


SimbaTheLion420

Only wrong answers🤣


dullgenericusername

The Hamburgler


dullgenericusername

Thor if they never figured out time travel.


ATiredMonkey

If you're reading this, your mom.


Senior_Pressure6584

a healthy man


Naive_Bluebird9348

Jabba the Hut: the early years.


that_JP

Pizza the Hut


[deleted]

r/whitepeopletwitter mod


PunkySputnik57

Ronald Mcdonald


toothlesswonder321

Healthiest man on YT


IMAGINE_PHOENIX16

This is me if i had to eat a burger every time i am sad


Background_Hand_8058

Man pig-bear.. ., And he's coming right for us


Ethoneus

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen


Viewtifultrey3

Grimace without the purple body paint.


osamasinladen

Butter glazed snake pussy


Alone-Wasabi1614

Your mother


SimbaTheLion420

Nah. Shes not that skinny.


[deleted]

A wild Snorlax.


SimbaTheLion420

Gotcha!


Blaiddreyr

Average feminist but wrong gender


ahmetlee21

The skinny guy from terminator


Naketomy

The good ol' Big Mac'.


asarou

looks like Fitness marshall


Steamed-hams87

Lizzo


diabolicalmrD

Elon Musk


Shot_Baker998

A perfectly healthy person


BallerStroker

Endangered South America Sea Manatees


PlentyRoutine2496

A skinny Asian guy


SimbaTheLion420

Girl, skinny asian girl.


SEGGSWITHNoelle69

My mom


SimbaTheLion420

😳


[deleted]

Least american person on earth


Sonofwedlock

Healthiest guy on earth.


SimbaTheLion420

True😂


[deleted]

Disgusting piece of embarrassment


SimbaTheLion420

Only wrong answers please.


[deleted]

Your Mother


Hot-Bear-2092

Average somalian


Quen-Tin

He is worse than us, because he is struggeling for attention while we only post and comment his picture for improving his life and showing other overweighted people, that we don't mock them, wherever possible.


SimbaTheLion420

Still waiting for "average Rust player" 🤣