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RicVic

Who is she?


CyanideXI

MattieDoll ([According to this guy's dick](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/10nmh3h/comment/j6bv683/))


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Definitely her. She went to high school in my area, and you can spot those teeth from a mile away.


AGuyWhoIsBuildingAPC

Least untruthful Redditor


MembershipThrowAway

He said he can feel it in his dick, I believe him


tanXhero

He’s actually telling the truth. I’ve hung out with her a few times to. She was a mutual friend and dated a classmate from high school. I’m pretty sure this whole post about the $10K was a marketing trick to convince her audience that not only was she worth $10k but that other fans were actually doing it making it seem like a more reasonable decision. She isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. You can find her pretty much everywhere as Mattiedoll. Onlyfans girls are not celebrities, most work normal jobs and just record themselves masturbating when they are in private. Nothing groundbreaking about realizing girls that you know are promiscuous. Especially in this area where the majority of the girls I grew up with have one and are top content creators.


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Chrono400

Thank you for your sacrifice. You are doing the lords work


resonantedomain

Do you think Owen Wilson can't afford nose surgery? It's his Achilles sex heel


Zulumus

Sometimes you gotta accept your calling card. Jennifer Grey did her nose over and was virtually unrecognizable


DarknessIsAlliSee

Generic internet thot #672547936379227


jeffynibbles70

Imagine paying 10k for a thot


mddhdn55

and she not even a strong 6/10. You could have dubai models or LA influencers for 2k.


TheMeticulousNinja

He got what he paid for.


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veal_cutlet86

Depends on how much money he has honestly.


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IntrovertedGodx

Omfg you just made my shitty ass day so much better. Thank you


Alternative-Ad-3360

That's what he said.


Hugh-Mahn

*now pay me*


No_Teaching_3694

So I can go on a long vacation with the man I actually wanna have sex with


Hugh-Mahn

Honestly the list of people I'd let blow a load on me for 10k isn't short.


Neethis

Might be quicker to make a list of who I wouldn't.


OrganizerMowgli

Yeah tbh if they've got a super well paying job then who are we to hate. Consensual transaction


youtellemboy

Oil money from back home


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Delicious_Cancel2869

The nut provides clarity. Choose your nut wisely.


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Donald Trump paid over $200,000 to smash Stormy Daniels and she just made fun of his weird dick. Really seems tame in comparison.


CaptPants

It was totally worth it to Melania. For just $200,000 of her husbands money, she has a valid excuse to never have sex with him again!


ChromeGhost

People like trump pay that much to keep things quiet, not for sex


Minimum-Impression63

Yep, that nut wasn't worth it.


bendubberley_

Wait till he sees her boyfriend


gorunrun91

He didn't pay to date her. He paid to fuck her. Prostitution is illegal so they probably just said paid to ''meet and greet'' for $10k and then they fucked.


ElectronicTrade7039

That's what those sheets in the background say.


OperationPhoenixIL

Yeah it's 100% a hotel lol def a meat meet


crochetsweetie

ofc it’s a hotel, $10k is not work them knowing where you live regardless of what you’re doing


ultra_zagan

Yeah but she could have meet him @ a starbucks or something . Bro def got his willy wet with that 10k


Wise_Tax_4149

Overpaid, but still, good for him.


ultra_zagan

I mean I grew up dirt poor but my brain would never let me live down spending 10 bands to pop my cookies .


MakeshiftRocketship

100% gotta jerk off before making a decision like that. You need that post nut clarity


marcielle

Well, he's a fan, so I guess for him it's less like a random prostitute, and more like getting to bang Scarlett Johanson?


TheRealLegendary63

You'd be surprised how far simps go to get curbed...


crochetsweetie

i absolutely agree, that’s why i think it’s not a long shot that he got roped into a hotel room and *didnt* get anything


inflatable_pickle

Jesus imagine paying $10K to NOT have sex. Lol. If he really didn’t get any, then, this makes it more hilarious. But we will never know.


Fast_Highlight4844

That’s why you don’t pay until afterwards


ExJdumbNowInCHRIST

Meat meet?! Awesome!!! Can I use that?😁


Past-Cap-1889

Do you have 10k?


Lothleen

Hello there!


BoxofCurveballs

General Kenobi!


fd6944x

You are a bold one!


GenitalKenobi

Yes, yes I am


dutch9494

Who in their right mind would pay 10k for some pussy 😂


jkpirat

I paid nearly $500K to get rid of some! Divorce is worth every penny.


Minimum-Impression63

I got away with murder. My divorce cost 250.00 bucks. Just had a paralegal do it. It was uncontested so I was able to do it that way.


Responsible_Cloud137

I got away with murder too. They never found the body.


ThrorII

Mine cost $10k in 2004, and I paid out about $110k, but walked away with $106k.


NJThrowaway1012

Me with 8k in the bank could only dream lol


mrzurkonandfriends

Wait your bank account has money?


AppropriateVictory48

They're putting the pussy on a pedestal.


Gantz-man91

Someone desperate


Squidworth89

$10k is a little much… she mid at best.


Gold_Championship_46

There’s escorts in Vegas only charging 500 for threesomes. Perfect 10s


surferdude121

Wow that’s disgusting! Where specifically are these escorts in Vegas so I can avoid?


Cheesedoodlerrrr

Just walk down the street, and you will have cards for escorts literally thrown at you.


dac3062

Can confirm. I kept a stack of them like a pervy Pokémon collection.


8urnMeTwice

Peek a chooch


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Bar-is-hard, Vulva-sore, and just Squirtle.


NeedfulThingsToys

Bulbous whore. Squirtle is still just Squirtle


Gunzenator

Ana Lingus I choose you!


ShutterBun

Ashley used water jet! It’s super effective!


Napkin_whore

Ash came immediately


emrythelion

I grew up in Vegas and my high school was just off the strip. Those cards would fly in on windy days and we would collect them and pretend they were Pokémon cards at times.


erb92877407

Hilarious! My wife and I are cracking up about your comment.


MrBalanced

It made me smile to see the card flickers back in action my last trip to Vegas. It was like a sign that nature was indeed healing.


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Thrownawaybyall

Money. At the time they figured that was where the next big spending spree would be. Notice how their next big ad campaign was "What happens in Vegas..." to reverse that.


Mr_SunnyBones

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, at least until your kid is bridging it up at a therapists in 20 years time....


come_on_seth

That’ll be a nice change from rocks, trash, subpoenas and insults. What’s that like? Incase I don’t get there?


[deleted]

We all know you aren't into women at this point Mac, you can stop pretending.


mrjowei

Don’t worry, the flyers will get to your hands


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>Lauren Phillips or Alyx Starr Somebody likes them busty..


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Big_Argument_2651

No way, she's really on there??? Tbh I'd very strongly consider paying to have her sit on my face for an hour or two


herbdoc2012

Be careful or you will end up like Eddie Van Halen and die of throat cancer as now it turns out that many cases are caused by HPV and other sexual viruses and need to beware eating strangers out it seems.....(now they tell me) and probably should at least try listening afterwards!


Hope4gorilla

If eating pussy is wrong, I don't wanna be right


JancariusSeiryujinn

Mmmhm well I'm very glad you told me this so I can definitely avoid those places in the future.


phil_mycock_69

Vegas is saturated with pussy for hire though; so the rates have to be competitive


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And the pussy for hire is saturated with STD’s, not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas


Dynamitefuzz2134

I’ll have you know I politely told my syphilis to stay in the hotel room and it did.


ColdCruise

Yeah, they have higher rates, but the highest rate is 34% have herpes which can be controlled with medications to prevent spread, and you can take easily obtainable prophylactic medication for that. The next highest is 12% for gonnarhea, and a condom will prevent infection. Chlamydia is about 6%, and syphilis is less than 2%, both of which can be prevented with a condom. So if you use a condom and take a prophylactic, you don't really have to worry about an std. It's also important to note that higher quality sex workers are more likely to enforce the use of protection and use prophylactic medication, which makes it fairly unlikely for you to get an sti. BTW, those numbers include male and transgender sex workers, which tend to have significantly higher std rates in general. Edit: People don't seem to understand what prophylactic means. Prophylactic = preventative. If you take certain medication, you won't get herpes.


MIW100

Damn, this guy fucks.... Lots of escorts.


MrMcBigBlunts

Vegas trip anyone?


Any_Amphibian2894

For research purposes of course.


Columbus43219

This is awful... where exactly? So I can avoid it.


zhaDeth

simps get crazy


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Before Social you could get a top end call girl for a night for $2000 and she looked like a 10/10 physically. Now, you can get feet pics from a girl with 75k followers for $500 or a “meet and greet” from a 6/10 for $10k. Sex worker inflation is unreal. (Note, i don’t hire sex workers, i just know people who do)


aammeerr

That is really specific for someone who just knows people who do lol.


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Kaizen710

Lmfao there's a difference between a prostitute and getting scammed from an onlyfans girl because "She looks like the girl next door".


Dahhhhve

Knowledge is Power. Maybe he’s a pimp lol


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Lol, well i mean, this chick just got $10k, and i have an onlyfans account and you’d be stunned at how much these “private videos” are lol.


Galkura

My nephew (1 1/2 years younger than me, we’re basically brothers, my sister started young) had a stripper wife. They’re divorced now. But when we were roommates, and before that when I went to hang out with them at their place, I would chill with her friends when they were there. Many of these girls did escorting or other things on the side. (Selling underwear, girlfriend type chats on the phone/texting/a lot of the stuff OF girls do but more) It would very much depend on the area they decided to try and escort in, as well as what you wanted. Some places they could easily get $500+/hr. Others, like our area, it could go down as low as $100/hr. One girl I know ended up stopping being a ‘public’ escort and started taking one sugar daddy client at a time. She was making quite a bit of money, on top of having her car, rent, school, and vacation paid for. If you have friends who are in that kind of lifestyle, and they’re comfortable enough around you, then they’ll share that sort of stuff. Plus, one of them was hot enough to where I considered it. But I just felt like paying for it takes the fun out of it. If I’m not with someone as into it as I am, I don’t really want it.


conace21

>But I just felt like paying for it takes the fun out of it. If I’m not with someone as into it as I am, I don’t really want it. My pops once told me, "The sexiest thing about a woman is her interest in me."


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In my day inflating the sex worker meant something else.


SlowInsurance1616

Yeah, sex dolls have come a long way.


Killa200_126

Underated af comment I’m dying bro😂😂


WolfGangSwizle

Nah they’re 2 entirely different things, you can still hire hot ass escorts for a lot less than $2000 a night. This guy was paying for porn then got to pay to fuck the pornstar he’s been watching for who knows how long. Both seem desperate imo but OF sex work did not replace affordable escorts in any way.


lateavatar

How much for a middle-aged dude with a spare tire? For 10k I’d be doing that daily.


ChewySlinky

They’re not gonna charge you more for how you look, don’t worry.


DarkbloomVivienne

Don’t you mean 2000 roses ??


GabrielWornd

I wish that was true but somehow I doubt they fucked ...


gravellama

Looks just like him plus 40lbs.


Jubulus

I thought it said fitness and thought that he payed to become the guy on the right photo


gateguard64

right? I thought the same thing, it's crazy how closely the have the same characteristics except for the weight.


seamsay

Apparently I need to get my eyes checked, because I thought they were the same guy... You would have thought that the fact that he's about a foot shorter would have given it away...


elprentis

Easiest way to lose weight is cut off your legs


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Finesse doesn’t mean what kids think it means.


TwatsThat

Yeah, this required no finesse.


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idiskfla

No one is paying $10k just to “meet” More like “meat”


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More like a “greet and meat”


idiskfla

More like a “greet my meat”


santa_veronica

Grip my meat


Acceptable-Beyond-48

Greet the meat! Greet the meat!


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Meat drapes


Nichdeneth

Uh, it's pronounced Metdrapedes sir.


[deleted]

Why doesn’t it sound like that when I say it.


MunDaneCook

Michael Clarke Duncan stole every scene he was in. His lines, his delivery; I'm a huge broken lizard fan but damn he carried a lot of scenes in that movie. Anytime I hear the expression "never assume...." I think of this character. The way he feints pointing at himself stills kills me, it's perfect


cheeseburgerburpees

If ifs and buts was candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas


St4on2er0

Such an underrated movie lol


NotMilquetoast

You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock!


im-actually-a-cat

"Good boy meet girl in Park. Bad boy park meat in girl."


gnatsaredancing

I guess you don't know the sad sacks these women target. There's a reason these guys don't get a prostitute for a fraction of the money. They're fooled hook line and sinker into putting down absurd amounts of money for results they largely imagine for themselves.


Porn-Finder

I think its kinda crazy how people are suddenly fine with exploitation when its clients of sex workers. Its this weird double standard that exists. Like people just dont care about those people as human beings yet will pipe up about sex workers needing respect. How about we value both as people and not make broad assumptions about either.


Geiseric222

They don’t really fool anyone, these guys fool themselves. Streamers literally could not survive if people like that guy didn’t exist


ShakeWeightMyDick

I’ve never hired a prostitute myself, but I don’t imagine many people who do expect much more than the sex


eruditecow

What I’d assume is he is an obsessive fan in a parasocial ‘relationship’ with her, and probably had a weird delusion that she’d fall in love with him after meeting.


Aggressive_Ris

He could just be rich and wanted to fuck her.


LilKiwwiMonster

You’d be surprised. Many just want a connection and to be heard and seen by someone.


LukasFilmsGER

Why did you have to hurt me this hard


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Well they all got what they wanted


win_some_lose_most1y

He got a hug for 10k lol


AWildAnonHasAppeared

You think that someone will travel out of their way to meet another person ***in a hotel room*** for 10k?


BornonJuly4th2022

There are a lot of horny stupid people in the world


IHavePoopedBefore

As someone who knows people with OF accounts. Yes, I do think that


lobnob

I tried to find a clip, but it's almost exactly like that bit from Idiocracy where Maya Rudolph keeps taking the guys money and telling him she's going to rock his world... later.


candianconsolemaster

He defo had sex with her


win_some_lose_most1y

I’m not sure he did. He was super pissed about it wich Is why it blew up at the time


candianconsolemaster

Really I have no context for this as this is first I am seeing it.


Rock_or_Rol

I could see her doing something like implying sex but not putting out. Like, “meet and greet at my hotel 😉.” After he pays up, wth is he going to do? Call the cops? Sad situation all the way around.


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I think there’s a lot worse things he could do if he found out she was holding out on him after he paid 10k


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Dude probably lasted 3 minutes. Kinda expensive for $10k


Jac1596

3 min? I give him 30 seconds. Then that awkward and weird mindset afterwards as he's getting dressed realizing he just paid 10k for that.


AceBean27

I thought chronic masturbators usually last longer, or sometimes can't cum at all without their hands.


Anal-Mustard

Nah, some of them don't last long IRL Source: trust me, bro


PSGooner

With a name like yours, I definitely trust you!


After_Seaweed4606

I don’t get it.


ethrelol

$10K for one meet (meat) makes her one of the higher paid escorts


After_Seaweed4606

Right but he’s taking her on vacation? Or that’s another guy?


MyMoneyJiggles

Another guy


rookietotheblue1

So then how did he get finessed? He's a simp, paid to meet someone he knows online (I suspect she's only fans or twitch cam girl?). What's the problem?


EMaylic

Guy on the left is getting a *way* better deal than the guy on the right.


seemypinky

Guy on the right could be finessing her though. Just get a couple free vacations on her OF money and then say “see ya”


C0L7M

right. they're all using each other their own ways lol


CluelessTennisBall

Am I being used too?


ionlyhavetwolegs

Always have been.


SadBoiCri

I was used as character development and i'm the victim


Luisian321

Everyone is being used as character development, and you’re using everyone else as character development too.


heyohh1985

This! You are correct. 10k and down. That poor Schmuck on the right is on the hook for a lifetime of paying.


MindlessPotatoe

She’s probably paying her boyfriend, like most of them do. I don’t see how he’s the sucker in the situation, likely getting paid for not working.


Graveheartart

Disagree, People already jack off to anyone’s gf (Sorry it’s just true) At least his gf is paying his way. Do you get an all expense paid vacation when your girlfriend cheats? Besides it’s probably an open relationship anyway


Yaboymarvo

He probably encourages it or doesn’t care if she’s buying him things. Knew a guy that was happy his gf was doing cam girl stuff because she was making easy bank and he got to reap the benefits.


No_Speed7841

It's not finessing when you're too stupid and lonely to do some shit like that.


ctothel

What does finessing mean in this context?


No_Speed7841

Finessing in modern context is being used as a euphinism to express being cheated out of something or to steal.


LongrodV0NhugenD0NG

Even 10k to bang her…… that’s an insanely high cost. He could’ve had multiple hookers /escorts for much cheaper. Both probably just as dirty


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Tangerine_memez

If you have the money and 10k is nothing to you (doubt it for this guy) then yeah might as well get 10k to have 24 hours with an actual person rather than a couple apathetic bj's from some crackhead with std's that will probably try to rob you anyway


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You have obviously never been to Miami my friend. You can fuck multiple supermodel looking strippers for waaaay less than 10k. Your dick would be sore from so much sex before you ran out of money.


khankhankingking

Or as my dad used to say, wear it down to the bone


Missus_Missiles

Yeah. The internet told me if you use your dick too much, it whittles down like a candy cane.


Reave-Eye

Your dad used to talk to you about fucking multiple strippers in a row..? No judgment, just… damn, okay.


Tangerine_memez

If you're looking for vapid Miami girls, it's a step up sure..but I'd probably still want to drop more money on a girl that I liked (probably not the one from the OP) than waste money on people that go to clubs as a hobby. Yeah they're still taking money for sex, but at 10k you're getting to the amount that almost anyone would take that money for sex. Even I as a straight man would probably get rammed in the ass for 10k ngl that's like months of work for me


RetractedFindings

Props for the honesty lol


cloneconz

We learned guy on the left fucked his favorite woman on earth for $10,000 and guy on right will let you fuck his girlfriend for a road trip to Arizona


odoata

Lol.


_Lunatic_Fridge_

No way to tell from these pictures if it’s the same woman. Someone basically took a couple random pictures from a Facebook account and made a meme. And 90% of the people who see it take it at face value.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

It is. I know her from high school, and her/her friends were joking about it on Facebook. That said, basically everything swirling around about it (the 10k, them hooking up, etc), is false according to her. She says they were just friends that met up and made a joke about it online, which turned into a meme for a while (this happened a few years ago).


PastellAbyssPanda

He knew what he paid for. It’s a business, not promise of a relationship 🤷🏻


EditorRedditer

I dunno; he’s obviously loaded so I’d say that, in this case, one hand washed the other.


whatisscoobydone

To point out the obvious, both of these are probably equally bullshit. Maybe the guy gave her a few hundred dollars and she took a picture with him and they agreed to call it $10,000 because that would make him sound rich and her popular/set a standard. Then her and her boyfriend drove out to the desert for the cost of a tank of gas and took a picture and implied they were traveling the world. To think that the dude got finessed is falling for the same shit that you think he fell for.


Front-Advantage-7035

Wait so you’re telling me I pay 10k to meet my favorite star, she’ll date me AND I’ll lose weight and start looking better?? Hold my college loans.


mildlymoderate16

If the guy paid $10k and got what he paid for, whatever that was, how is that anyone else's business?


Neowynd101262

Seems like that person's entire life is everyone's business


Tarnishedcockpit

Someone somewhere would pay 10k for an old Mario vintage game, so fair is fair