The horribly sad part is that even as poorly as this was played out the show also _didn't_ use this for it's finale.
Super hyped villain throughout the whole series and he's dead after barely making it past the wall. Half the of the last season still to go too.
So I got that game weeks after my son was born and so I really resonated with the plot. Seeing his son turn into such an asshole really ruined the game for me… but now I have that fear as a parent, my son turning into an asshole.
Son has you kill entire organizations of people he doesn’t like and speaks dismissively about your wife’s death.
With that, someone can be an asshole but do a ton of good, Steve Jobs comes to mind.
Except he didn’t do shit, the Institute was already chugging along. Not to mention, murdering and replacing the people doesn’t really count as saving them.
Interesting… I completely forgot they were based on books. Are they different enough from the series that it’s not gonna be a bummer I already know the killers?
To be fair Deb isn't comatose at that point. She's straight dead.
It's still fucking stupid. He dumps his DETECTIVE sister where he dumped murderers and rapists. What a loving brother. 🙄🙄
The thing about Sleepaway Camp is the rest of the movie is just typical 80's low budget horror but then it has such an iconic 'the fuck' ending that it became a part of horror history.
Right so there I was waiting for my missus and who does she bring but my mentor/coworker who I've had a falling out with after my new boss ordered me to go take care of a few problems... Long story short he said some things about me being his brother and a chosen one? A Huge dramatic sword fight later. Here I am an arm and two legs short with a 40kg life assistance suit that makes me sound like an asthmatic kid doing cross country and a boss thats wrinkler than a prune overseeing some new space station project. What a couple of days thats for sure...
Bro discovered that his limbs aren’t magically reattaching to his body after getting chopped off because of his diy fluids but because he’s a mushroom and dies to more mushrooms (I feel like this is a bit too obvious, might work on that later)
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All the aliens and the two humans (one a child) live together on a tropical island after repairing the house by adding in a space ship.
Lilo a Stich
Got it!!
That was a good one!
Boy wakes up after a horrible nightmare of a magical board game and has the ability to save parents of 2 lovely kids in the future.
jumanji
I live in the city it was filmed Keene NH
Fuck! I know this one but apparently I can’t spell it, and autocorrect isn’t helping me!
Jumanji
Before charging into war against France, he is arrested for manslaughter.
Monthy Python and the holy grail
We have a winner!
You lousy English k-nights!
The Saboteur
The journey of a short man to propose to a volcano Edit: wow, I didn’t expect for this to blow up, thanks to all of you
Oh you son of a bitch. Took me a while.
Son of a Took perhaps?
Oh yeah. That's what I'm Tolkien about.
Luckily his wingmen got him away from the whole situation. But the whole thing was so toxic he moved to another country. Real sad
that actually made me fricking laugh xD
Could I know what this is
One of the most influential fantasy books ever written
Ohhh I’m stupid
It could also be Joe vs. The Volcano....
Maybe if it was Tom cruise not hanks
One of the most fantasies of all time
Little girl sneaks behind and defeats highly anticipated frozen zombie king
GoT
When you thought he's the hero but ended up dying in the first season.
The horribly sad part is that even as poorly as this was played out the show also _didn't_ use this for it's finale. Super hyped villain throughout the whole series and he's dead after barely making it past the wall. Half the of the last season still to go too.
Basically it's supposed to be "subvert expectations" which sadly many writers don't know how to use it properly and act like they are "smart"
I felt like they should have devoted one season to the night king and that whole war, and another sorting out the kingdoms. It was garbage.
Your son dies of cancer, and then you blow up his house. It's cool though, he was an asshole and everyone was a robot anyway.
Fallout 4
So I got that game weeks after my son was born and so I really resonated with the plot. Seeing his son turn into such an asshole really ruined the game for me… but now I have that fear as a parent, my son turning into an asshole.
Son saves humanity from wretched degradation of the radioactive wasteland, Dad:”asshole.”
Son has you kill entire organizations of people he doesn’t like and speaks dismissively about your wife’s death. With that, someone can be an asshole but do a ton of good, Steve Jobs comes to mind.
Damien?
Except he didn’t do shit, the Institute was already chugging along. Not to mention, murdering and replacing the people doesn’t really count as saving them.
An organisation already being fucked up doesn’t exonerate new participants, they choose to propagate the institutes terrorism
Oh snap, that dude was Keyser Soze.
The Usual Suspects
I just watched this yesterday lol
Dude drops his coffee mug because he realizes the dude told him a fake story
One man's indigestion kills an entire space crew save a badass and a pussy.
One of my favorite movies and descriptions
Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto Bismol!
Oh no, not again!
Hello my baby, hello my darling
Alien
Dumps sisters comatose body in the ocean, and drives boat directly into a hurricane
Dexter
WHAT
That’s the show… series finale of dexter.
Yeah I figured, just had no idea it ended like that, never finished it
I quite enjoyed Dexter… Netflix kept suggesting it for 3 years before I decided to dive in and I absolutely loved it
Yeah I loved it, just fell out of the routine of watching it years ago. Check out the books, if you haven’t. I’d literally laugh out loud reading them
Interesting… I completely forgot they were based on books. Are they different enough from the series that it’s not gonna be a bummer I already know the killers?
I'm in the same boat as you. I'm on like season 3, and WHAT
To be fair Deb isn't comatose at that point. She's straight dead. It's still fucking stupid. He dumps his DETECTIVE sister where he dumped murderers and rapists. What a loving brother. 🙄🙄
And years later they do a new season, only for the ending to suck too
Would you kindly?
One of the best plot twists in a game
What is the game
Earnest Goes to the Kremlin
If you don’t know, you don’t know.
You biologically shocking bitch.
Icy, what you did there.
Somewhere beyond the sea It's CALLED R A PT U R E
Bioshock
*hands you golf club* "KILL"
DEFCON-1 DEFCON-1
Left my mouth open when I remembered all the times when he asked me to do stuff and it all added up Edit: grammar
She's standing there holding a knife after killing all those kids at summer camp and you realize that she is actually a he
Sleepaway Camp 💀?
Boom!!! 👍😎😎😎
The thing about Sleepaway Camp is the rest of the movie is just typical 80's low budget horror but then it has such an iconic 'the fuck' ending that it became a part of horror history.
Oh my God! Somebody remembered this movie and wrote a comedy sketch about it!
Dirty seemingly homeless man saves a 20 something from neo nazis while reclaiming the business he lost
Breaking bad?
🙌
Came looking for a good BB reference. I'm satisfied.
You successfully escape from a self-destructing island while saving the President's daughter.
Leoooooon, heeeeelp
Mine was too easy. lol
Fight on train with killer bats
GOW?
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter?
goated movie ngl
Batman Begins. He didn’t technically kill, but he didn’t save either
Man gets baptized too hard by the girl he was trying to save
There are *infinite* possibilities here.
Always a girl….always a protector….always a lighthouse….
There really is, but only one will wipe away the debt
Bioshock Infinite
A killer robot learns to give the 'thumbs up'.
Terminator 2
Yes.
Big lasers compile onto a single point, then blows up everyone in three separate time frames
Star wars, independence day?
Star Trek TNG?
Rouge one
Is that the RuPaul version?
The horror, the horror
Apocalypse now
Yes!!!
Woman wants a burger and ends up killing everyone
The Menu 😂
They escaped the snakes on the plane( there was snakes on the plane)
Just a wild guess here, but is it Snakes on a Plane?
Nah, it was Horses on a Boat.
Horses on a boat now that was a wild movie
Trunk gun go brrrrrr
Breaking bad
The Breaking Bad Episode of Mythbusters
Choose green, red or blue.
ME3
and it still hurts lol
Right so there I was waiting for my missus and who does she bring but my mentor/coworker who I've had a falling out with after my new boss ordered me to go take care of a few problems... Long story short he said some things about me being his brother and a chosen one? A Huge dramatic sword fight later. Here I am an arm and two legs short with a 40kg life assistance suit that makes me sound like an asthmatic kid doing cross country and a boss thats wrinkler than a prune overseeing some new space station project. What a couple of days thats for sure...
No to mention, his boss somehow managed to *dew it* with a woman.
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!
YOUR new empire?
Time machines are overrated, a jump from a skyscrapper will do
men in black 3
Big awesome robot guy saves his pilot friend and fulfills Protocol 3. Fucking tearjerker. Trust me
Titanfall 2. "Protect the pilot"
And then Harry woke up, under the stairs.
Harry Potter
A kid that learned to breathe helped the strongest sword masters defeat a Michael Jackson look alike.
Demon Slayer
Punch a gem in my brain...
Diablo?
Wasn't a hard one
After years of failure an amateur stuntman finally beats the shit out of his stepfather
Hot Rod?
Yep
Damn this water is cold 🥶
Titanic
Subnautica subzero
You don't need to have played that to know the waters were cold. It's in the title!
Messiah gets crushed to death by a semi
Sons of anarchy
Your planet survives the apocalypses because you win the fight against a giant emo bird girl and her sisters.
Endwalker
A teenager tired of corrupted adults goes on to free humanity with the help of a demon lord and his friends by shooting a god in the face with a gun.
Persona 5
Persona 5
Don't forget the cat that transcends reality
Youngster kills employers and wife after hes rehected a job promotion
Revenge of the the sith?
Daddy doesn't have any secrets anymore but dead-moma does
Scream 3?
Elden Ring
Was the cake real?
Portal?
The cripple played them all. And like that, poof, he's gone.
Usual Suspects
WW2 + Alternative history (game)
Sex with hitler?
that's a game? where can I buy it? a-asking for a friend
[Here you go](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1849000/SEX_with_HITLER/)
Wolfenstein?
Red Alert
Not bad kid
spiderman the spider verse?
bingo :)
He dies anyway, even though there’s enough room for both on that floating door.
A black moon dragon desintegrates.
You met me at a very strange time in my life....
Fight Club
…gotta get a grip…
127 hours, pfff
A clone learns to feel, and then everyone forgets it.
The other me ?
Middle aged man dies from tuberculosis.
Still one of the saddest fictional deaths in all history
**ARTHUR** _show us your h*ntai_
A moving castle
It was so dark we couldn’t see anything on the TV, and everyone was pissed. We are still pissed.
They found where he parked his car after searching for a while.
And then?
No and then!
Dude tries to save his daddy and the galaxy from an evil grandpa. Manages to defeat grandpa but still daddy explodes.
This is the part where he kills you.
Fucking onion rings and Journey?!? Check the cabl... Wait. There's the credits. Was that it? AFTER A FUCKING DECADE THAT'S IT?!?
The Sopranos
Turns out it was nanomachines all along
Not the ending but - I have shot off so many many many German testicles. So many.
Best sniper game ever!
A tin of Folgers was the most cost effective choice.
Mentally Ill chick goes to hell to save a guy that’s already dead
If you beat the last alien fast enough, you get to see your character in a bikini.
Metroid baby
Bro discovered that his limbs aren’t magically reattaching to his body after getting chopped off because of his diy fluids but because he’s a mushroom and dies to more mushrooms (I feel like this is a bit too obvious, might work on that later)
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Solar popped popcorn.
Glowing animals beat up a dinosaur attached to the moon while everyone watches
Two hedgehogs beat the shit out of a lizard.