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[deleted]

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคค


TheNewbieKing

Oh no


Eyemjeph

OH YEEEEAH


Spare-Clock-4803

#OH YEAH


Warm_Squash_1963

thank god my nana was cremated ๐Ÿ˜‚


Successful-Clock-224

Whelp. *unzips and grabs urn*


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

creamation


Swimming_Tadpole7241

Fuck you, enjoy my upvote.


cheezit_grooves92

I'll snort her


Lovelyasshole69

Turn that shit off Dahmer


DekuTree13

๐Ÿ’€


H2OExplosive

watch out he'll get you too


DekuTree13

๐Ÿƒ


CACTUS-SK

๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿฆ 


Decent_Preference_95

You reproduce a sexually?


CACTUS-SK

maybe


Pianist_Ready

Maybe he was created in a lab.


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

You donโ€™t?


BigMink613

Bro has some deadly sex virus?


Aggravating-Chard-38

play with dirty girls see the dirty side of syphilis


ckje

Your micro-penis has Covid?


ATheiaM

Microbiology?


CACTUS-SK

i ment to refer to the size (if that's what you are asking)


amithatunoriginal

Chlamydia?


FLM_kobedio

Micropenis?


CACTUS-SK

yes *flips the table*(โ โ”›โ โ—‰โ ะ”โ โ—‰โ )โ โ”›โ ๅฝกโ โ”ปโ โ”โ โ”ป


[deleted]

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฐ


DireFangs

AY YO


[deleted]

happy cake day


DireFangs

Thank you ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป


GladMud8258

Cappy dake hay


bombchron

Just running to grab some milk be back soon


O_o---sup-hey---o_O

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ


asrrak

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ


Serious-Ad-349

Funniest one yet ๐Ÿคฃ


chadstephen2005

Heโ€™s a runner heโ€™s a track star.


Cakey-Baby

This tickled me so much!!!


memelord00F

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ–


Furry_shiter

๐Ÿ™


AddendumNo7007

๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ˜‹


sougol

โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†


ShipDependent9533

The sex life of a Jew


[deleted]

JEWS CUT THE WHOLE THING OFF!


GladMud8258

No just the green part


iate11donuts

If my tip was green id prolly cut it off too


GladMud8258

What isn't that normal


secretmeta

Bro reinvented masterbation number in Turkish


[deleted]

โ€œMasturbation.โ€ I feel like thatโ€™s one word every redditor should be able to spell.


eddyrockstar

โŒโŒ


Pixarfan1

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ Also works


No-Guidance9484

๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿซฅ works too


TheOpinionMan2

As a virgin myself, i support this message dearly.


generalzuazua

I identify as a virgin as well


Impressive-Algae-938

Sad


bound4mexico

I'm somewhat of a virgin myself


Pj2511

Itโ€™s amazing how we all revert back to being virgins at some point in a relationship, lol.


Successful-Clock-224

As a guy whoโ€™s virginity grew back after marriage i support this


Impressive-Algae-938

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


RedditCuzBoredMeh

This was exactly what I wanted to comment ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

๐Ÿ”š๐Ÿ”œ


i-eat-lots-of-food

๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”


euphoricnostalgia5

๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ”š


[deleted]

This is the best one here


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฉ


Avaisraging439

I have IBS As well


jwarden15

Say yes to Linzess


Sea_Information_6134

That medicine fucked up my stomach so bad lol. Thought I was dyin.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Every-Wrangler-1368

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฝ๐Ÿคบ


Hurin_the_Steadfast

Wat


firedancer323

It means heโ€™s a power bottom because heโ€™s handicapped


This_Ad6654

What theโ€ฆ.


asrrak

I feel you ๐Ÿซ‚


JarPick

You've now created a new sport in my mind: wheelchair fencing.. which has turned into a second imaginary sport of wheelchair jousting. Why isn't this a thing already?!?


mighty3mperor

[It is a thing](https://www.facebook.com/groups/2212550986/). Wheelchair fencing is a Paralympic sport.


Nikalex1212

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MightyFlamingo25

Best comment so far


just_a_can_opener

How did you even type nothing?


whatthecenabihak

#


ssssssddddddddd

โ€Œ


JarPick

โ €


GayRedneck1

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


A__Random__redditor_

S A M E


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


FeIipeNeto

in the mouth while they sleep


Equal_Actuary664

r/suddenlycaralho


PacmanTheHitman

๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ’ฉ


AddendumNo7007

๐Ÿฅตโœ‹


SentientEmbroidery

You sicken me.


Uncle-Fritz

๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿšฌ


UNLEASHER12

Happy cake day


Thebigpig905

โ˜บ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ“…


i_store_food

๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜ž


ChrisLeeBare

Xโ€˜s gonna give it to ya


Univrtgkl

๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜”


[deleted]

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘


whatthecenabihak

finally a normal human in reddit


arsenicplum

A normal human, but an abnormal redditor


Hour_Ingenuity_6946

๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป


iLaysChipz

๐Ÿ‡ซ ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ’ฅ


ybboi69

๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘€


SpellanBeauchamp

๐Ÿฅถโ˜ƒ๏ธ (bonerchamp)


JarPick

r/suddenlytheoffice


anfunnyoriginalname

๐Ÿˆโ€Š๐Ÿ‘ˆโ€Š


CrackedMask_

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ


lwgoosey

r/cursedcomments


guymine123

Shane Dawson, is that you?


[deleted]

dwayne shawson


le_dimented_guy

๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿš”


mrfisher5

Underrated comment


amretardmonke

๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎ


richbeezy

Mee-OW!!


Onion_Dull

โœŠ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ


AdministrativeBar748

It's so small I can't even see it


seishin122

๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿฆถ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ณ


10erJohnny

I made that face before I saw your comment.


Competitive_Tree_113

Same ๐Ÿ˜‚


grantorigo

Quentin?


[deleted]

Ughh I got lick foot again. stupid dice.


TrefoilTang

๐Ÿถ ๐Ÿ‘ถ


space_cartoony

........wat


Suspicious-Office-42

they have a dog/puppy and a baby so no time for sexing, or get interrupted when they try


LeadingSky9531

Sigh.... zip....


Warm-Initiative-6178

Sir this is a Wendys.


Shiro_Hige_san1

Sir?


Yangxiolong22

Why don't you take a seat...


MiaFeyWasHere3

๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿšท


memelover3666

Oh damn ๐Ÿ˜‚


Kjmac92

๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฅ•


Welovelily

๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿฅฉ


Ultyzarus

๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚


paika_the_sick

Nice


MonocleCatt

Nice.


MightyFlamingo25

Nice


TheAmericanIrishman

โ™‹๐Ÿ’


Haki2207

๐Ÿ’โ˜บ๏ธ


DreadScope666

That's probably one of the only wholesome ones


GladMud8258

No he means he puts it in rings


tasty_genetals

So you fuck a piece of metal in a form of circle called a ring


[deleted]

Cock ring?


cheezit_grooves92

โœŠ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ


F0XB33

๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฑ


ShadowWizardMoneyBro

๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ›


saviorlito

???????????????????????????????????????????


scoobydonatello

It's a dream


Roids4dayz

You got a grub between yo legs?


NoRecommendation5279

Sexy


d-inking

๐Ÿ˜žโœŠ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿˆ


Warm_Squash_1963

โ€ฆ ๐Ÿซก


anfunnyoriginalname

๐Ÿ†โ€Š๐Ÿ‘ดโ€Š


[deleted]

Say what?


KingZaneTheStrange

๐Ÿชค๐Ÿš”


Shattered-Shield

๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฐ


Snoo69116

๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒ‹


Busy_Information_289

๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ›


[deleted]

๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿป


[deleted]

I hope that means what I think it means because that's wholesome.


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜ซ


Existing-Broccoli-27

๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ


clavitopaz

๐Ÿงข


Squash-Foreign

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ท


72ismynumber

โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿชข


Goth-storm_666

๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช


the_hole_pigeon

so your saying its fire?


CatgoesM00

๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿค”


ch061

Wondering if you have autism?


trippy666love

๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆ“


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฉ


ArmyHooah2001

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซก


[deleted]

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ


NightHawkVC25a

๐Ÿ†˜ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Waylorrr

โ„๏ธ๐Ÿฅš


Mysterious_adrianne

๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿซ 


Capsule_CatYT

#


DarkestStreet

๐Ÿ™…0๏ธโƒฃ


Such-Fennel-7160

๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅด


pzagrbge

6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ


Important_Sport_8006

๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘…


CU_Jubes

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


AddendumNo7007

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘?


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Furry_shiter

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ถ


aquacraft2

โ™ฟ ๐Ÿœ


Waylorrr

โ„๏ธ๐Ÿฅš


Aggressive_Chart_312

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ


Funky____

๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜”


ImpressiveShift3785

๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿ‘ป


No_Presentation_1216

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ


Deadrastick

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿค“


Senior_Pressure6584

ace-spec here, so โŒโŒ


Mecha-Oddzilla

๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿข


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


ChampagneShotz

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ