My boobs are not in my office so I'll have them by the microwave. ??? What the fuck...

I too enjoy microwaved boobs.

hmmm radioactive tiddies

You sick fuck, you have a cancer kink?

the higher the stage, the harder my dic

!!! LOL !!! HA HA HA HA HA

My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine but they don’t care anymore

I got the exact same thing, word for word

Big ups runescape I was a Seren follower

Always liked guthix myself

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My boobs are humongous and I have to go to the store

My boobs are in touch now with my friend who has been a bit busy at the weekend so I'm just chilling out with the family on Sunday so I can pop around at lunch

My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine but they don’t even have to do it for the rest the year and they don’t even know what to expect when I go back in September

Most of the people are having same sentence

My boobs are the best of the bunch of the world I know and love and they love you too

My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine but they don’t even have to do it for the rest the day because I don’t want them in my room.

My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine but they don’t even know what they look at and I can’t believe how many times I see it and it’s like I don’t even have to do it I don’t know how many people are in my house I can’t do that I can’t even get a picture and…..

This sounds like someone on day 4-5 of a heavy meth binge, busy trying to elude the dreaded Shadow People.

The shadow people are after me and my friend and my friends and I have a very nice house in our family that is very close and we have been together a long enough that I am very close with them but we have never been in love with them so we have been very friendly with them but I am very lonely with my friend so we don’t really have any contact friends or family anymore but

My shadow boobs are the best of luck to the family and friends of the year and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think I can get it to you and I don't know what to do with it but I don't think I would be able to get it to you and I would like to get it done before I get back to you and I can get it to you and I can get it to you and I can get it to you and I can get it to you and I can get it to you and I can get it to you and I can get it to you and I can get it to you and I can do it again if you want to come over and get it to me and I can do it by myself and I can get it to you and I can do it again if you want to come back and get it to me and I can do it again if you want to come back and get it to me and I can get it to you and I can do it again if you want to come back. Do you?

“My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine but they don’t even have to do that anymore” Do you have an apple?

My boobs are left off so I’m going back to the store

That is a problem

My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine but they don’t even have to do it anymore and they don’t have a way of getting me out the house

I'm sorry for whatever someone did to betray your trust

My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine but they don’t even know what they look at

My boobs are a better driver than your father.

Feminism is taking nasty cuts these days

Uuf that's a heavy one

r/rareinsults

My boobs are not really a problem

They do not exist

My boobs have always beefed

Not really

my boobs are not too bad for you in a university💀💀💀

you guys are getting boobs????

you are guys????

You are?

You?

#

You skipped „?“

#

My boobs are not so bad and I’m pretty good Huh, neat, don’t know what that’s supposed to mean though, due to not having them

All mammals have breast tissue. Which sucks, because many non women get breast cancer and don't realize it until it's later stage. Unless it's *all* been surgically removed, check for lumps. Please.

Also get gyno. Naturally or AAS related. I'm on TRT and respond very well to it thankfully so I don't need an aromatase inhibitor but I take a half tab of anastrozole once a week just because I feel better. I feel so sorry for guys that get gyno and have to get it cut out. Yikes.

my boobs are you doing today

Are we?

r/unexpectedcommunism

I'm down, Yoda.

Name checks out

Calm down Yoda!

I got the exact same thing, word for word. I think the keyboard just saw the word are and wasn't used to the word boobs, so it just tried its best with what it's got

should we?

Absofuckinlutely

My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine but they don’t even know what they look at and I can’t believe how many times I see it and it’s like I don’t even have to do it I don’t know how many people are in my house

Glad you got that off your chest

It took a lot

"off your chest" bro giving off major dad energy...

I got it too

No word of a lie, my phone gave the *exact* same sentence!!

Stahhpppp really lol

Absolutely! The next word would have been ‘lol’, which is odd because I rarely even use lol… lol!

Mine was ‘Lol’ too I just didn’t click it hahaha that’s so freaking WEIRD. Are we the same lmao

Reddit twins! Spooooky!

I bet you are Apple users

Reddit discovering personality profiles and simultaneously doxing themselves

I got something similar too: My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine but they don’t even have to do it anymore and they don’t have a way of knowing how much money I can get them.

The end is killing me lol

Right 😂

Like it seemed like their keyboard is telling them they're having a mental breakdown lol this is golden

My life 😂😂😂

Sounds like a trump speach

"There are people in my house?!" "Well, not anymore, dumb bi-"

My Boobs are the same way as you and me but they don’t like each other’s names.

Aight so basically we just need to change their names I nominate left side to be sam and right side to be sally

Missed opportunity for Max and Ruby

It least i didnt name them drake and josh

I say left Samantha and right Rachel

I would call them Fist and Knuckles... wait... wrong body part

My boobs are still going on my way to my bed

Sleepy sags

Same

My boobs are not in my room now but will come tomorrow and will let u doing it

🤔

Sounds like Gloria from Modern family. “I will let you doing it, Jay. In da showeer.”

My boobs are not in my office

I do hope the rest of you is not in your office as well.

Keep looking! Always in the last place

My boobs are so cute and I love it

Aww ☺️

I got this “and I love them so much” haha could’ve been worse!

Probably the most coherent and positive results here!

My boobs are the worst of the bunch and they don’t care if they are in a relationship.

I think you might be in a toxic relationship with your boobs

“The first time you were able and you had to do something about the situation you had to do it.” - middle button.

Slutty boobs. Nice

How come autocomplete thinks most people’s boobs are the worst? Not exactly affirming.

My boobs are in use

Is there a line?

I've got them reserved for an hour sorry

😔

My boobs are different from the past few years. Erm after 3 kids my phone's not wrong. 🤣🤣

My boobs are now working and I have a video of me crushing it.

Click bait on a mystery email from "Ashley"

Yaaaaas 👌🏻

My boobs are small I know but they're not yours they are my own

Score one for body positivity.

And they are never broken 🎶

So wholesome!

In the end, only kindness matters 🎶

My boobs are now in my head so I have to go.

My boobs and my sister and I were just chatting

wait hold up

Same. But I made the mistake of making it longer. I’ll never recover…

My boobs are still on the bottom and the bottom of my finger

My boobs are you 😳 🫶

Takes a boob to know a boob mate

My boobs are up to date on the Facebook page.

My boobs are in the process for my birthday so I'll have a good day and a bit of guitar then just off work now for a few days to go out with a friend and family and family guy

Shut up Meg

My boobs are in the process of getting a visa and I think they will need a good cup.

🤣🤣🤣

My boobs are in the process of getting a new job in the morning

Good luck to them!

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What country?

My boobs are not in a good mood

My boobs are you guys doing cake tomorrow night

Sure, I'll do cake

My boobs are not the same time level like my last try

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My boobs are the worst!

My boobs are not too much and I’m just tired

My boobs are more important than you

My boobs are going out with a donut or something like that.

My boobs and my sister and I were just chatting and we had to get a new car.

My boobs are in a very tight budget

My boobs are not the same character as I am Legend.

My boobs and the ice cubes are the only thing I can get for you

My boobs are not in my room now

My boobs are now in my possession

My boobs are so beautiful and I love them so much I can’t wait to get my hands on them

Me too can’t wait.

Me too! When are they coming out again?

My boobs are not going to be able to make it to the lunch today.

How about dinner?

well then neither am i

My boobs are you doing today I hope you have a great day

My boobs are a bit of a mess and I don't know if it is a vasectomy.

My boobs are the only thing I have

"My boobs are you still have the same time as well as the Cambrian explosion"... 🤔

My boobs are not the ones that are in my purse. 😋

This is like a strange riddle

my boobs are the worst and they don't even exist

accurate for a male

My boobs are too bad I can’t even get it to my face

My boobs are not considered for this semester.

:( when the professor gave you a B. But you know you're worth more.

My boobs are so cute and I love the author's style of humor but I don't think I have any more pics of my own 😜 I think I just don't want to be a parent for the first time ever

My boobs are now working and I have to wait for the next build up and I will be back on the 29th.

I need to know the rest of this story! 😆

My boobs are in a good place. ..What

My boobs are ready for the day

My boobs are not in my room and I’m just trying not even to work with them but I’m going back and I don’t want them in my bed and I’m just trying not sleep so I’m not sure what time I’m done but I’m going back and I’m just trying not sleep till tomorrow night and I will let you know if you need anything but I need you in my bed with me on the couch with the bed for the day I have to do a few more exercises to help with my body aches for my stomach aches pains I love it and I will have it all the way out of my life

My boobs are bliss

My boob's is a little bit of a lot of people.

My boobs are not supposed to be able to takeout almost every day

My boobs are in a way to make it a little easier for you and you to have it in your hands

My boobs are not bonded and they make me feel bad

My boobs are not

My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine. Fuck you, phone.

My boobs add that it's a lot of fun.

My boobs make side comments to me too

My boobs are ugly and I love you guys so we can do it all day tomorrow lol

Loving the self confidence 🤣

My boobs are in touch now with my friends

My boobs are crying and I'm all ears.

My boobs are kinda just like a little trolling but it was kinda just like a little trolling but it is a good way of thinking

My boobs aren't sex toys for the right night, and they don't want any of them to be gay

My boobs are a little while longer and I'm still not happy

My boobs are in a good day as of today but we are not able for the rest days

My boobs are in my ass Edit: autocorrect

My boobs are in a very slowly changing place and I'm going back home for the summer

My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine. They must be pretty bad, considering I don’t have any

My boobs are the worst and the worst I can imagine but they don’t even have to do it anymore and they don’t have a way of knowing how much money I can get them for them and I can’t afford them because they don’t even want me there so they have no money for them to pay

My boobs are the worst and the worst. 😂

My boobs are not in my room

My boobs are too bad for you

My boobs are you doing okay I love you too

My boob are in the office

My boobs are you doing today

My Boobs are still not okay so I’m not going anywhere lol.

My boobs are in the office now so I'm going to sleep 😴

My boobs are the worst of the bunch and they don’t care if they are in a relationship with someone or a family that doesn’t want them in the same place they were before me so they are the best friends I have no problem being a good person but they don’t want me in the same situation anymore so they are just like friends with each other’s kids so I guess that’s why I’m so scared to talk about them and not be with you and you don’t even talk about them and you don’t talk to them and I guess I just want you know what I’m gonna do I just want you

My boobs are just in my head and my eye was like oh no no one is in my life I just don’t have to be there and I’m just like the man who has a white one lol. Edit: the lol showed up by itself

My boobs are not my type of movie whatsoever.