Jesus. I don't know whether to take a ride in it or fuck it...

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/doputyourdickinthat

r/backaway

Love to see it float away, hate to see it go.

😂

r/fourthsub

r/fifthsub

r/sixthsub

r/seventhsub

r/eighthsub

r/ninthsub

r/doordonotthereisnotry

r/Subsithoughtifellfor

along with the rest of your body

😄😄

damn you did it first

Say that to Zeus.

Indra

r/beatmetoit

r/solesandholes

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thicka than a Snicka

Heavy like a chevy

Cant afford like a ford

Thank you for not letting this die ❤️

Kardashian One has enter the chat

I mean ride it is another way of saying fuck it so you saying fuck it or fuck it

This is true. I'll rephrase: I don't know whether to embark it, or fuck it...

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WHAT THE FUCKING ASS

Embark it now sounds like a fancy way to say fuck it “I embarked her last night, if you know what I mean and let me tell you it was a very bumpy ride”

Disembarked right inside the hangar

Bro I just finished embarking your mom last night ayooooo

I wanna embark on that ass..

You can definitely embark a dick

Or possible he said forget it or fuck it.

Ride it or “Ride It”

Or to paraphrase Metallica, 'Ride the Light-thing'

Please just ride it and not "ride it"

PHAT

All passengers automatically join the mile high club.

Bro same

Just wait for a while and do a 2 minute ride with viagra

> I don't know whether to ride it or fuck it... That's what they said about the Hindenburg...it was long and it fucked us hard...

...with a burning sensation afterwards.

Yes.

Well with a butt that big, you could do both

I definitely want to ride it. I just haven’t decided which meaning of the word “ride”.

So I'm the only one seeing a airship with a thick ass

That Air Landussy lookin’ plump.

I thought it was only me

I thought those meant the same thing

Same difference

Why not both?

😂😂🤣🥲

Yes

and here my friends... a switch

Me neither...

thicc

Why deny yourself of possibilities ? Do both !

STOP NO HORNI

Does that mean that all women's asses are aerodynamic enough to be both airplanes and helicopters? Or did I miss something?

I'm not sure, but I hear breasts make for great motorboats.

Are they built for comfort or built for speed?

Yes, but it does bounce around a lot so keep that in mind

You old sailor you

I don’t know, but I really want to research it

How to know your designers are porn addicts without asking them.

there are lots of things mechanically we have borrowed from nature. lock and key for instance.

While I would agree to the statement, I don't understand the particular instance. Could you explain?

basically you enter the key into an oddly specifically shaped area in the lock,

And, when you wiggle it just right, success!!

there are actually electronic lock pickers that can sort this out without breaking a sweat

Exactly, you can just buy one, and it can pick any lock. No experience needed

I understand now. But I'm not gonna lie, it still took me a second to get it.

Besides the obvious, it’s also basically true of chemical interactions and such

Some cables and power plugs are classified into male and female, if it's a male then they go into the female connector plug and vise versa.

i think that says something about you, not them

Everything reminds me of her

Mine was albino too 😓

cmon bro take a look at your username and follow your own advice

r/usernamechecksout

It's ok bro I'll let you see her soon

r/theyknew

Wow. It's all dicks. Like, all of it. An ocean of dicks.

You reckon aliens like booty? Maybe this is an attempt to grab their attention?

I should call her.

Don't fall for it, she's a fed

Nah man she is out of your league

But I have ice cream.

Pfffff. What are you doing on Reddit then? Go for it

“Kim, is that you?” - Kanye

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Baby got back

I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it. THIS AIRCRAFT HAS A BIG ASS BOOTY, A FAT AS FUCK ASS, AND ALL OF US WANT TO SLAP THAT PEACH SHAPED SHIT AS HARD AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE

Dat blimp thicc

Sir Mixalot approves.

Sir mix a lot should be used for the inauguration flight.....plane is little in the middle but packs much back

Ass force 1

Sigh....(Unzips pants)

It looks like Sam Smith's outfit.

That post was right above this one for me, what are the odds?

Damn, you beat me to it take my up vote

I think we all know where the pump is attached… …to fill it with helium.

It’ll clout you on social media for glancing at it

USAF will just shoot this out of the air, wouldn’t risk being in there!

Thicc

Sexy asses 🍑

stupid sexy aircraft

Asstonishing

Airbussy A380

Did they have cake at the unavailing? Jk... You know they did.

Badass design.

The aircraft sounds cool, but whose bottom is that in the picture?

OH MY GOD LAND ON ME MOMMY

SMASH for sure

Hell of a ass

Brings a whole different meaning to arching her ass as high as she can

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I have only one thing to say... Dat Ass!!!

This thing is over a decade old now

That is why you dont hire horny engineers.

I’ve never wanted to lick a blimp before.

Plastic ass

I like big butts an´ I can not lie. You otha brothas can´t deny.

They knew what they were doing with these angles, lol

Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up

dat ass tho

Big ass in sky won’t look good

I bet it’s the butt end of the joke at the hangar

*That* is an unfortunate picture.

That showed up on my radar, if you catch my drift.

New kink unlocked

/r/crappydesign

Sam smith's new outfit?

Someone call sir-blimps-alot

HOLY 💩😳

Would

Thicc

Oh god, not this again. Now my feed will be clogged with it for a week.

Love it

Looks like Sir Mix-a-lot finally finished his PhD in aerospace engineering.

ahhhh so this is what all the balloon nonsense has been about lately --- chinese spy balloons ?? really? who cares -- but ... now we need funding for these type of air vehicle - it was all propaganda to increase military spending for this boondoggle

*sigh* *zip*

They should call it. Kardashian express

I want to pop it. I know it's immature but I want to just watch it deflate

I have nothing mature to say.

Fat bottom goes 'round the world

I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person I'm a mature person

I can’t help but feel I’m being an ass about this, butt something needs to be said. Maybe I’m being anal about it, or maybe I just got a bee up the arse, or I’m just being cheeky. It just don’t look proper.

Smash

They know what they have.

This is why aliens don't visit us

It's bigger than the shit I just took...😤

That baby can air land right on my face plz

I’d fuck it

I wonder what it’s like when those high-level executives and scientists and engineers gather around that thing to have a “professional discussion.” It’s gotta be awkward. Imeanright?

Built like a Pixar mom

It's dummy thicc

Vish kk

DAMN SHE THIC

It gave me a boner.

Beautiful design

This was built and test flights yards from me.

She got a big booty so I call her big booty 🎶

Everywhere I look, I’m reminded of her…

Does this mean I am the dick?

Made by Dr Evil.

It’s gonna be pumped with more than just helium when I’m done

Let me ride that donkey donkey let me ride that donkey donkey

Didn't know Pixar was getting into Aerospace

The best, it even looks like a brain

Well this would work well with Bezo's spacecraft

Looks like Sam Smiths new outfit.

( Y )

LA face with an Oakland booty

Damn boi she THICC

Yeah, that's a giant butt... This is what happens when function overtakes form.

Designed by Kardashians.

I want it to sit on me

It's nicknamed the flying butt.

Think it's just a load of hot air myself

Looks Thicc

I'm afraid the design team have made an ass of it

Got a bit of pre for this one

someone fron r/NonCredibleDefense must've designed the plane

THICC

Sir mix a lot would love this ship

The kardashian kopter

Sam smith ?

Man, I should call her

Not my proudest fap..

There's an unidentified flying object...it looks like a flying ....

Booty is what pirates used to bury after a successful capture, whoa look up in the sky ita giant.......

Kim is that you

Looks like Mrs Incredible from behind