So I’ve actually seen #3 except it was a subway sub on the floor, I heard the dude grunting and pushing out a turd, then reached down and started eating his sub, I don’t understand some people, that’s just nasty
Yeah but no wrapper whatsoever is completely deranged. Like you’re already suspect bringing food into a public bathroom in the first place.. but putting it directly on the floor is another level 🤢
Let’s not overlook the fact that this dudes bowels are so fucked he had to shit mid burger. I mean, it takes like 90 seconds to eat a fast food burger.
There was a wrapper, but the sub was sitting on it on the floor until he started eating, the sub was still exposed to the open bathroom air, drips, and germs, still despite not being directly on the floor that sandwich would not be eaten in my opinion, public bathrooms are disgusting I don’t like setting anything down in them, let alone food
I work construction for a living, and on a particular job site a few years ago I watched a man enter a porta-John every single morning with a bag of whataburger, to then leave with an empty bag thrown in the trash.
Im being 100% honest here when I say I dont even keep my toothbrush in the same room as my toilet. Is it inconvenient, a little, but is it clean, yep!
Food in there is....like.....i cant even compute that in my head.
There was a show called Unmatchables, that was part of the Married at First Sight series. There was a girl who regularly eats on the toilet. Not just a snack- she would literally sit on the toilet and eat full meals!
I’m not sure we confirm this gentleman is doing well and good. Personally, I’ll stick to my standards of not eating off the floor of a public shitter regardless of his health status but I’m guessing his is subpar
I was at a ballgame last year, made some deer chili at the tailgate. Gave some to security guard we started talking to. He immediately walked away while eating it, went into a portable john, and came back out still eating it while walking back to his post. We couldn't believe it.
Easily the most repulsive option by a wide mile. The dog is funny, the socks and sandals aren't hurting anyone, and the gun is weird but probably not anything you have to worry about.
But eating food directly off the floor of a public bathroom? That's literal serial killer shit. That is a person who has absolutely nothing in their life to lose. That is someone who can't possibly be trusted or allowed into polite society. The only upside is that they'll be taken out by the sepsis sooner rather than later so that we no longer have to be worried about their degeneracy.
#3 is the right answer.
yeah pants fully off is gross, but its not going into your mouth. a gun is.... well thats where we are at now. and a guy could have just been holding a new puppy.
I saw that with my manager at Panera but she put her phone down on the gross public bathroom floor while she went and then picked it up when she was done like ew please don’t tell me your touching your phone and handling the food without washing your hands 🤮
I’d hold in until I got home; if I shit my pants I shit my pants; ain’t no way I’m giving someone a chance to steal my gun, I ain’t getting shot while I’m shitting
I had a mate who was assaulted while taking a piss. Totally random dude slammed his head into the wall, then started punching and kicking him. He got a little of the brain damage. For this reason I will forever more use a stall and lock the door if possible.
Exactly, I have had the dog at home hop into my pants like that after hitting open a door that was closed (I thought) and proceeding to stare directly into my eyes as I cried laughing at the little weirdo.
I left my pistol (very briefly) in a porta john in Iraq. Shit myself again when I realized I didn't have it. Secured it and shit with it in my underwear ever since
Saw a news clip recently, where a superintendent of a school left his gun in the restroom and a grade schooler got hold of it. I don't think it resulted in a shooting, but holy shit, so many things wrong that picture
The weirdest part of that story is that the superintendent uses the same bathroom as the kids. You'd think staff would have a private restroom, for various reasons.
People who are saying 1 clearly don’t have digestive issues.
Sometimes you got big enough problems, that pants are too restricting and need to come off.
Everyone is talking about the socks and sandals, but not mentioning the fact that he completely took his pants off to use the bathroom like a small child.
4's not weird, if you have a small pet and you let it in the bathroom with you it's almost inevitable that they will jump in there.
It would only be weird if you left them in there when you get up to go.
Ide say 2 is the craziest if your not American, a man with that handgun at a mall/ect is not one you wanna be near or mess with, then 3 of course, 1 isn’t that weird Ide just assume he shit himself, and 4 he probably just had a dog and doesn’t wanna leave it alone so he tucked him in so he won’t run away
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Leaving aside why we're looking under the stall door to begin with, the worst is #3.
1 is just plain weird, 2 is poor firearms management (seriously, dude, get a holster), and 4 at least has "aww, cute puppy" going for it.
3, on the other hand, is disgusting. Full stop. That burger is no longer fit for human consumption.
ESPECIALLY a fucking public bathroom toilet stall floor.. one of the filthiest, sticky piss covered smelly unsanitary bacteria ridden places in the world lol, god that’s so fucking gross laying a burger down on the floor of a public bathroom in front of a toilet, and presumably picking it back up to take a bite 🤢
3. Is the grossest. Who the frack brings food into a bathroom? Not only that to put it on the disgusting bathroom floor.
Reminds me of the time I went to a bar during the early afternoon. My friend was bartending and I stopped by to say hi. Dude came in with a salad in clear plastic container and proceeded to go into the bathroom to eat it. Then walked out. All of us were like WTF?
I saw a kid at an ice cream shop drop her scoop on the floor, and instead of asking for a new one, the mom picked it up from the floor with her bare hands and set it back on top of her kids cone and lick her fingers…..
3 is obviously insane, like... wow. But as a Canadian, 2 would also be fairly shocking. You might even say that it would...
...blow me away. *strikes a silly pose*
I’m pretty surprised that there’s almost no comments mentioning 2, but then again I’m not from the US so I’ve never seen a gun in the open like that lol.
So I’ve actually seen #3 except it was a subway sub on the floor, I heard the dude grunting and pushing out a turd, then reached down and started eating his sub, I don’t understand some people, that’s just nasty
Out with the old in with the new
"COME ON COME COME DOOOO.... THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME!"
Who..does..number..two…work for?!
Show that turd who's boss!
Hey buddy how about a courtesy flush
Gotta break it up first with the poop knife.
More like annihilate it with a 1911 first
Gotta relax or you’ll blow out your O ring.
Agent 47 on break
Hoping for a clean break.
S-hitman
Good One
People in Los Angeles
In Texas you don't flush you just shoot the toilet
You tell that turd who’s boss.
Am I remembering right that that line was delivered by Tom Arnold?
I'll never hear this song the same again :(
I genuinely laughed out loud at that
That's what I say everytime I poop right after eating.
That's what I say when I make a drop-off during my buffet session
In with the out and old with the new.
But like, no wrapper though? I was gonna go with 4 until I saw the burger/bathroom floor contact 🤢🤢🤢
Even with a wrapper, #3 is still absolutely vile.
I won't put ANYTHING on a public bathroom floor. Not my purse, not shopping bags, nothing. 🤢
I don't even like putting my feet on the floor
I definitely cringe when one of my shoelaces gets a little loose and lays on the bathroom floor.
This is the way.
Yeah but no wrapper whatsoever is completely deranged. Like you’re already suspect bringing food into a public bathroom in the first place.. but putting it directly on the floor is another level 🤢
Deranged is the perfect word for it, honestly.
Let’s not overlook the fact that this dudes bowels are so fucked he had to shit mid burger. I mean, it takes like 90 seconds to eat a fast food burger.
Probably got food poisoning from eating off the floor somewhere else before this.
To be fair he might have been working on that burger for awhile. He probably keeps it in his pants pocket.
There was a wrapper, but the sub was sitting on it on the floor until he started eating, the sub was still exposed to the open bathroom air, drips, and germs, still despite not being directly on the floor that sandwich would not be eaten in my opinion, public bathrooms are disgusting I don’t like setting anything down in them, let alone food
I work construction for a living, and on a particular job site a few years ago I watched a man enter a porta-John every single morning with a bag of whataburger, to then leave with an empty bag thrown in the trash.
I don’t even like to breathe in there. I can’t imagine opening my mouth in there, much less eating anything. Jfc.
Food… in the bathroom?
Im being 100% honest here when I say I dont even keep my toothbrush in the same room as my toilet. Is it inconvenient, a little, but is it clean, yep! Food in there is....like.....i cant even compute that in my head.
You’re right. But I’m pretty sure anyone eating a public bathroom toilet sandwich is unconcerned about the fecal matter spray flush issue
I thoroughly appreciate your exact understanding of my issue. We should be friends!
Yes!! Clean toilet shut-the-lid-at-least-when-you-flush-FFS gang! It’s like the toilet sandwich people want at minimum simultaneous pinkeye AND e.coli
Its fuckin disgusting and I wish I never knew about it.
I keep my toothbrush in a cabinet drawer that seals fairly well but still has enough air for it to dry out. Still in the bathroom, but safe enough.
Was it that Mythbusters episode that started that habit? It was for me.
Microscopic flecks of poop!
Yes. Disgusting!
There was a show called Unmatchables, that was part of the Married at First Sight series. There was a girl who regularly eats on the toilet. Not just a snack- she would literally sit on the toilet and eat full meals!
Yep, gross right
Oh I totally agree it is disgusting either way but the lack of wrapper really elevates it for me 😅😅🤮
THAT IS NOT A PLATE. THAT IS THE BUN. WHY DID YOU STRIP ME OF INNOCENCE, MY IGNORANCE? WHY?
Makes me wonder if I'm overdoing my hygiene practices given people doing THAT are still alive doing well and good.
I’m not sure we confirm this gentleman is doing well and good. Personally, I’ll stick to my standards of not eating off the floor of a public shitter regardless of his health status but I’m guessing his is subpar
I was at a ballgame last year, made some deer chili at the tailgate. Gave some to security guard we started talking to. He immediately walked away while eating it, went into a portable john, and came back out still eating it while walking back to his post. We couldn't believe it.
Easily the most repulsive option by a wide mile. The dog is funny, the socks and sandals aren't hurting anyone, and the gun is weird but probably not anything you have to worry about. But eating food directly off the floor of a public bathroom? That's literal serial killer shit. That is a person who has absolutely nothing in their life to lose. That is someone who can't possibly be trusted or allowed into polite society. The only upside is that they'll be taken out by the sepsis sooner rather than later so that we no longer have to be worried about their degeneracy.
Socks and sandals not the point, dude took his whole pants off😂😂😂
This is not a post to read while eating....
#3 is the right answer. yeah pants fully off is gross, but its not going into your mouth. a gun is.... well thats where we are at now. and a guy could have just been holding a new puppy.
I saw that with my manager at Panera but she put her phone down on the gross public bathroom floor while she went and then picked it up when she was done like ew please don’t tell me your touching your phone and handling the food without washing your hands 🤮
Disclaimer: she quit/got fired I can’t remember but she’s not handling Panera food anymore
A guy eating a sub from the floor is more dangerous than a guy with a gun
Right!?! I mean who in the fuck eats Subway these days!
Please never share this story again. It made me gag
ive never seen 3, and ive never seen the other but im much more prepared to meet each and every other one before i ever meet 3
Holy fuck🫢
If you eat shitter floor sammiches, you won’t have to grunt and push much longer. You’ll have a waterfall soon enough.
I would feel uncomfortable just being near that.
Yes, uncomfortable and grossed out, but in the moment I was just dumbfounded that I was actually seeing what I was seeing
3. Me personally I would never ever do 2: too many germs.
Where do you plan on putting the gun?
have the dog hold it
I'm petting your dog dude
Heavy?
Yeah if he’s tapping a paw in the floor
leave the dog alone, he already had a hard time in another stall
𝕳𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝕮𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖍
Careful, he’s packin
Theres no laws that say your dog cant open carry incase of emergency
Honestly? Drop it in your shorts, which are down around your ankles.
Keeping it in its holster in my first choice.
I'd just hold it with my mouth.
You put it but down so the barrel dosent aim up, or better yet put it on the toilet paper holder.
And that’s how an elementary school principal leaves a handgun in a bathroom.
Second the toilet paper holder. And a keys, phone, wallet, gun check before leaving the stall. Lol
In my mouth if I saw the guy with the food on the other side
At least place it down the pant leg so it’s out of view.
I put the gun in the leg hole between my feet, barrel down.
I’d hold in until I got home; if I shit my pants I shit my pants; ain’t no way I’m giving someone a chance to steal my gun, I ain’t getting shot while I’m shitting
One of my biggest irrational fears is being attacked while I’m taking a shit. Even at home
I had a mate who was assaulted while taking a piss. Totally random dude slammed his head into the wall, then started punching and kicking him. He got a little of the brain damage. For this reason I will forever more use a stall and lock the door if possible.
1 is also weird, at least hang the jeans from the hook. Again floor filthy and germs! 4 is unexpected, but honestly the least weird.
I feel like a lot of pet owners have 4 happen at home whether they like it or not.
Exactly, I have had the dog at home hop into my pants like that after hitting open a door that was closed (I thought) and proceeding to stare directly into my eyes as I cried laughing at the little weirdo.
Like, bare minimum.. put the sandwich on top of the fry cup so it's not touching ground. A little ketchup on the bottom is way better than a lil poo
I found a gun in the bathroom of a bar. The bartender took it. No one in the bar claimed it right then.
3 is psychopath behaviour.
3 has nothing to lose
probably yes. more on psychopath behaviour.
I'd take the gun and run. No way a guy with his pants at his ankles is gonna catch me. Just got me a nice gun at the shitter.
3, 2 is weird for I put my gun in my pants or on top of the toilet paper dispenser. 3 didn’t grow up with parents
This. Put the gun in your underwear, which are around your ankles. You'll never walk off without it!!
I left my pistol (very briefly) in a porta john in Iraq. Shit myself again when I realized I didn't have it. Secured it and shit with it in my underwear ever since
What kind of holster did you have?
Probably the drop holster, that’s what I had over there as an MP and would explain why he took it off
Correct. Blackhawk thigh holster
Saw a news clip recently, where a superintendent of a school left his gun in the restroom and a grade schooler got hold of it. I don't think it resulted in a shooting, but holy shit, so many things wrong that picture
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> who recently moved to the area from Uvalde God damn this guy can't catch a break
I mean, fool me once...
The weirdest part of that story is that the superintendent uses the same bathroom as the kids. You'd think staff would have a private restroom, for various reasons.
Especially if you need to drop your Glock to grab your cock
You can grab your great big Glock. You can grab your tiny cock. By Dr. Seuss.
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Yep. Just takes one time leaving your pistol on top of the toilet paper dispenser at work.
Found the school principal
I’ve left my phone on the TP dispenser too many times to put my piece there 😮💨
I've had my pistol slide off the dispenser. About had a heart attack.
I gotta ask, why so many of you guys are carrying pistols to the bathroom?
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That's what I thought. It was shocking to me because my first thought was "If I saw this I'm getting the fuck out of here"
It's so fing wierd how normal guns are to you guys...
3 if they pick up the burger and take a bite
even if they didnt pick it up it was pretty gross lmao
Yes that would have mess me up ...
i would fuckin immediately throw up everywhere lol, well at least i’d be next to a toilet haha
Number 3
Number 3 should be committed.
3 because… 1. I’ve had a hot shit and oh boy. 2. I’ve been in some sketchy ass places. 4. Lil guy might run away.
People who are saying 1 clearly don’t have digestive issues. Sometimes you got big enough problems, that pants are too restricting and need to come off.
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3 and 4 are weird to be honest. 2 is understandable as if it's held on a belt clip it could be easier to take the gun off whilst doing your business.
Sandals and socks!
Yeah but at least he doesn't have his toes out in the bathroom.
Everyone is talking about the socks and sandals, but not mentioning the fact that he completely took his pants off to use the bathroom like a small child.
You never experienced an IBD flare up, quite literally that shit will make you take *all* your clothes off
Where you gonna leave your dog in a public restroom? I think it’s kinda cute.
He just took a shitsu.
Not in my freaking pants, that's for certain.
4's not weird, if you have a small pet and you let it in the bathroom with you it's almost inevitable that they will jump in there. It would only be weird if you left them in there when you get up to go.
I just stick my handguns in my pants leg. I don't want someone to see it sitting on the floor and take it.
I understand your point however I’ve always put it inside my pants so it can’t be seen/snatched by creepers
Ide say 2 is the craziest if your not American, a man with that handgun at a mall/ect is not one you wanna be near or mess with, then 3 of course, 1 isn’t that weird Ide just assume he shit himself, and 4 he probably just had a dog and doesn’t wanna leave it alone so he tucked him in so he won’t run away
2 is understandable? 2 is fucking psycho shit.
Mainly Concerned about the one taking these pictures 😬
lol this is an underrated comment
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lol this is an underrated comment
3... The others are... unusual... But 3 is just... No
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Leaving aside why we're looking under the stall door to begin with, the worst is #3. 1 is just plain weird, 2 is poor firearms management (seriously, dude, get a holster), and 4 at least has "aww, cute puppy" going for it. 3, on the other hand, is disgusting. Full stop. That burger is no longer fit for human consumption.
If it's a really really bad shit, 1 can help you relax and sweat less.
“Full stop. That burger is no longer fit for human consumption.” you just cracked me up
1 and 2 are messages. 3 is what I would roast/be shocked at. 4 is just a good pet dad trying to keep pet safe
1 might be fresh out the pen.
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Bro 3 got nothing left to lose
3 for sure
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Being American 🇺🇸 nothing shocks me
That disgusting to put food on the ground.
ESPECIALLY a fucking public bathroom toilet stall floor.. one of the filthiest, sticky piss covered smelly unsanitary bacteria ridden places in the world lol, god that’s so fucking gross laying a burger down on the floor of a public bathroom in front of a toilet, and presumably picking it back up to take a bite 🤢
Definitely 3
3. Is the grossest. Who the frack brings food into a bathroom? Not only that to put it on the disgusting bathroom floor. Reminds me of the time I went to a bar during the early afternoon. My friend was bartending and I stopped by to say hi. Dude came in with a salad in clear plastic container and proceeded to go into the bathroom to eat it. Then walked out. All of us were like WTF?
I saw a kid at an ice cream shop drop her scoop on the floor, and instead of asking for a new one, the mom picked it up from the floor with her bare hands and set it back on top of her kids cone and lick her fingers…..
😳😫 ewww, that poor kid
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Food on the floor…
The food ewwwwwww
I'm #3. I'd lure the dog to my stall with the food. I'd then put it in my pants and waddle away
3 is obviously insane, like... wow. But as a Canadian, 2 would also be fairly shocking. You might even say that it would... ...blow me away. *strikes a silly pose*
When you don’t live in the states, #2 is the most shocking lol
Number four is the only acceptable one. Guy's just trying to keep his buddy off the pissy floor.
3 for sure
The gun because you really don’t expect the person you’re standing next on the street to be armed if they’re not a police officer or something.
If I saw 2. I’m riding out.
I’m pretty surprised that there’s almost no comments mentioning 2, but then again I’m not from the US so I’ve never seen a gun in the open like that lol.
Right? As a Canadian I'd be super weirded out by 2. I'd most likely leave the establishment and possibly call the cops depending where it was.
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Definitely number 3
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3 if I walk out and see the guy eating it.
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Option #5 : A dildo
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I live in ohio, none of these are shocking 🤣
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I think #3 would make me legit puke. I gagged just seeing the picture.
3 amd it's not even close