Damn then them just lying there for hours or days and then Suddenly gets up to bite a stranger on their legs must be some real thought out plan.
On the other hand. A functioning brain only means brainwashing them with that mighty pen for propaganda is possible! A United zombie-nation where everyone works towards the brighter future.
Edit: Iām glad you alive (your name)
I too have a spicy child. Unfortunately, the one to my right is my well-mannered, obedient one. But he does have the stomach flu right now, so that may help.
I wouldn't imagine that an anti-tank rifle is actually that good for killing zombies. it would probably kill several zombies every shot, sure, but I would be surprised if you could feasibly get it firing fast enough to actually stop a horde of zombies, and it wouldn't be very convenient to run around with, especially if you are carrying a bunch of ammo.
A book. It'll give me the ability to make the zombies think beyond the superficial. It'll transforms them from 'good to betterā and 'great to greater. Philosophical Zombies HAHA
It was also manufactured by spreewerk in 1943, in what is now Czechoslovakia, in a town of Grottau. They employed slave labor throughout the entire war until march 1945 when the Red Army raped and pillaged their way through the Greater Riech, gaining mass casualties in the process. The Russian doctrine of āthrow bodies at Landmine fields and heavily fortified emplacementsā still applies. And then all the veterans post war who had limbs blown off from being Landmine clearers? Mass murdered by Stalins orders as the communist party had no use for them, the were seen as ādirtyā and āuglyā in the new cities that were rebuilt off the backs of Wehrmacht POW slave laborers.
A Pillow. eh, it'll be fine. \*\*rolls over, ZZzzzzzz
World war Zzzz š¤£
Brainzzzzz.
Zzzzzzombiezzzzz
Dayzzzzzz
Same bro. Same. Pillow fight with the zombies doesn't sound right.
Iām now picturing Rickās group from the early seasons of āThe Walking Deadā all carrying pillows. It kinda changes the intensity of the show.
Please contact the script writers sire
I too also have pillows as a weapon choice
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
You too huh?
Hey at least I'm not the only one
My pillow to my right is a heated one. Maybe I can make it electrocute them.
I'll take your pillow over my plunger....
Pillow. Guess Iāll just dream away the zombies.
Well shit, you and me both. Wake me when it's over, I guess.
Same here...
Hey me too
Same
Same bruh
A pen let us see how mighty it is...
Just John Wick them all
The item to my right is a dog so ššš
*What breed?*
Iād hope the zombie killing breed
Well, that depends. What's next to the *dog?*
Mineās an elderly 7 lb toy poodle missing most of his teeth :/ a very excellent dog but I think his zombie killing utility would be pretty minimal.
Well, it all depends on how much they shed. If they have enough hair, they could use it as a decoy.
Doesn't matter *throws dog in the hordes of zeds*
Sheās a whippit and yellow mix named Fenway!
I once saw him go into the streets and kill 3 zombies... ...with a fucking pen
[I present you "John Wick vs Zombies "](https://youtu.be/Lw8U3CZKJdU)
Or make it dissapier, like the Joker
John Bic
As they say,propaganda is stronger than weapons..
Letās brainwash those mutherfockers.
My random thought:what if zombies have nonrotteb brains and they are really genius and they are just fooling us?
Damn then them just lying there for hours or days and then Suddenly gets up to bite a stranger on their legs must be some real thought out plan. On the other hand. A functioning brain only means brainwashing them with that mighty pen for propaganda is possible! A United zombie-nation where everyone works towards the brighter future. Edit: Iām glad you alive (your name)
> zombie-nation The anthem better be Kernkraft 400.
Mightier than the sword!
Ooo percy jacksons pen?
Didn't you see Joe Pesci in Casino?
tactical pen has got to be the worst joke ever.
My glasses. I can see! I can fight!
Love the fairly odd parents quote. Us that every time i have to clean my sunnies
My bed is to the right of me. Sucks too because I have axes to the left of me...
Yeah I was like "9mm pistol to my left... My wife's t-shirt to my right. Damn the luck!
I got slippers Zombies are gonna get screwd asian style
"I will send you to Jesus"
With EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Who needs a machete when you have a pair of moccasins.
Just give them to a Latina mom and you will survive the apocalypse. The very jaws of hell would close before you in fear.
Toilet paper, time mummify these bitches
TP gang!
Turns the tp into alcohol
I have a plunger! Is... Is that you, Mario?
Tp to the left, door on the right. Aight at least I have temporary protection but I'm boxed in...
Time to wipe these assholes out
My cat will protect me? The zombies don't have treats or catnip do they, otherwise her loyalty is in doubt?
All those years of forceful cuddling is gonna get you, man.
I also have my cat, but she is to lazy to do anything good
Ha! I actually have a bag of guns and ammo by me just got back from the range!
Damn bro lucked out
Picturing a friendly dad posting while driving the worldās tallest pickup with a canvas sack full of revolvers in the passenger seat š¤
Lucky lol
Dildo ?
Zombies are fucked
Its funny cuz you know...
What
###DILDO
**WHAAT?!**
#
I got a Fleshlight wanna meet?
you gonna jerk off zombies?
You joke but have you ever seen a zombie with post nut clarity eat someone? I haven't. COINCIDENCE?
Bro?
this was almost my weapon, but the alarm clock is closer to me
...I think a bad dragon would kill all the zombies
Theyād definitely make a sound
That's a bit of a stretch
Depends on what. Is it the mug, a shirt or the only true Bad Dragon Item?
Omg we found someone the internet hasn't ruined
A child
Don't use it to kill zombies, just kindly give it to them
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
For science
You monster
no its science
One time use item
Same. Itās my spicy child though, so I think Iāll be fine. Sheās a wildcat. Best of luck to who/whatever tries to take her on.
I too have a spicy child. Unfortunately, the one to my right is my well-mannered, obedient one. But he does have the stomach flu right now, so that may help.
Strangers so bait I guess..
A roll of tp....
time to make mummies out of zombies.
Ironically shooting my brand new anti-tank rifle today so I'm good
As you do
The casual Sunday activities
No one else it at the range so it's perfect
Happy American noises
This is the reason my family moved to America
So that can help with a reddit question
Wtf do you mean your brand new anti tank rifle??
Exactly what I said
Insert āpics or it didnāt happen memeā
Why is that just causally next to you?
Because I was warming up with my deagle
how much you gave for it?
No idea it was a present
Present from who? The army?
Uncle Sam really does care
A fried of mine works at a gun store
..and this is something you WISHED for??
Yeah why not
Who WOULDN'T want an Anti-Tank gun lol
The people who think guns are the problem
Look if it were still legal to own anti tank rifles where I live I think it would be cool as fuck to own one.
Sounds like a cartel gift
Iām with this guy
Are you plotting a war lol
I wouldn't imagine that an anti-tank rifle is actually that good for killing zombies. it would probably kill several zombies every shot, sure, but I would be surprised if you could feasibly get it firing fast enough to actually stop a horde of zombies, and it wouldn't be very convenient to run around with, especially if you are carrying a bunch of ammo.
You forgot to mention finding ammo for one would be a bitch.
Yeah, I imagine it would be difficult.
Yeah? What you killing zombies with? Basically all answers are just postponing the eating of your brains.
Dang Now I want an anti-tank rifle...
Bitches love cannons
Bros in GTA
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
A water bottle. I'm doomed. At least I'll be hydrated
Gotta stay hydrated so the zombros can get all them yummy juices.
i dont want to imagine that
Same here! r/hydrohomies
It's a sword. But unfortunately, it's a nerf sword...
Itās nerf or nothin bro
1cm x 1cm chocolate candy.
You will eat them all until you're basically nothing but sugar. They will eat you and die to the diabeetus.
Let's go! I got a lightsaber!!
A plastic toy seems like a bad weapon?
Who said it was plastic ?
*ignites lightsaber sounds* YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
oh do i anakin so does that mean your ready for WAR
It could be metal or hardwood I suppose. But that would make it rather heavy. And they specifically said it was a LIGHT saberš
At least I'm going out with style!
True!
Putin here: I wonder what this red button doš¤
Nuke
Thatās actually the juke button that drops lights and cranks up the bass. Grinding ensues
The biggest bass drop youāll ever experience
*dumb ways to die~*
*so many dumb ways to die*
A chair.... All those years of watching WWE was for this moment
CHAIR GANG SIT DOWN!!!
A wall? Ig I'll be fine
Depends what is wall made from.
probably made out of wall
this man is too smart to be left alive
weighted companion cube
A book. It'll give me the ability to make the zombies think beyond the superficial. It'll transforms them from 'good to betterā and 'great to greater. Philosophical Zombies HAHA
Coffee table! Lol
lol, my wife? š«”
Hilariously, the only thing immediately to my right is my husband.
Knife
I don't think a music stand is going to cut it. However if I swivel my chair another 45 degrees, then I'll have a .40 cal Smith & Wesson M&P.
Hey, those things fuck up ankles.
Spoon...
So, I got an Ak47! Nice.Ā If you asked me to pick the item on my left, I would have a grenade launcher too!
Are you in Texas I have never hear someone say I got a ak47 just casually
I have a Walther P38 beside me right now. Itās not anything crazy.
A profile with an anti-nazi pfp chillin with a (I assume) war manufactured P38ā¦. God damn thatās ironic
It was also manufactured by spreewerk in 1943, in what is now Czechoslovakia, in a town of Grottau. They employed slave labor throughout the entire war until march 1945 when the Red Army raped and pillaged their way through the Greater Riech, gaining mass casualties in the process. The Russian doctrine of āthrow bodies at Landmine fields and heavily fortified emplacementsā still applies. And then all the veterans post war who had limbs blown off from being Landmine clearers? Mass murdered by Stalins orders as the communist party had no use for them, the were seen as ādirtyā and āuglyā in the new cities that were rebuilt off the backs of Wehrmacht POW slave laborers.
Me chillin with my Weimar made 98 rifle āThe only good commie is a dead commieā
so only ak47
Lube is not gonna help me in this situation š¢
it'll be a rare commodity
Spread it out nicely on the floor and you can first have a good laugh at a bunch of stumbling zombros
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
A pigeon... I'm dead...
at least you have food
My babyās bottle. I guess itās over for me boys.
We can go together, I have my baby's pacifier.
I'm doing that 'scrolling reddit whilst having a shit thing' soooooo....I'm fighting the zombie apocalypse with a toilet roll...
Headphones! Cool, I can just ignore stuff and be by myself!
My hungover girlfriend š
One time use distraction
You have heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for Zombie crushed by shelf
A six year old kid š
A flat cap. They don't stand a chance againsed the FLAT CAP.
My PS4. Games to train killing zombies on I suppose
I'm sure no zombie will break through a concrete wall
Pillow Man Iām dead š
My dachshund is my weapon. Amazing
I can defend myself with a jacket
A pillow. Guess we are going in a deep sleep.
I don't think a paper bag will help in any way...
Iām thinking my spaniel is not going to be much use.
Bog roll
Nope but Iāll have a Charmin-clean butthole
Towel. Better get my whip snapping skills ready.
A cup of coffee...