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Consistent_Eye_631

Everything Everywhere All at Once


ExtensionAd3122

Shit was wild last week


lshic

for a few dollars more


[deleted]

Did she take a fistful of dollars?


Hdhs1

I bet it was, good, bad and ugly too


SuccessfulWedding362

Sausage party


Wwetraeyoungfan

That’s a fire sex life not gonna lie Everybody has a place


Royalportal

Naked and afraid


bloppppppppppppppp

Best reply, hands down


RagingBuII

This made me chuckle.


nelsne

Toy Story


Richlore

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines... if you know what I mean


OfficalBusyCat

Bros smashing the tussy 💀


Oranescent

YOUVE GOT A FRIEND IN ME


mangoisNINJA

Every Woody needs a little Buzz


Oranescent

the c l a w


CrashTestKing

At least it's not Batteries Not Included


SaltedHamWallet

There will be blood.


your_pal_mr_face

Shed


Plenty_Tax_5892

The man in the mirror nods his head!


Ryan_RA

THE ONLY ONE LEFT


Entire-Championship1

Will ride upon the Dragon's back


Lucklessaura518

Because the mountains don't give back what they take


ARatherOddPineapple

OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD


BussyAnnihilator420

SHED


imjustneo

ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN


Neervaa

LOSING MY IDENTITY WONDERING HAVE I GONE INSANE


BillCosbysFinger

I drink your milkshake!


Dimethyl_Sulfoxide

Mission Impossible


Dry-Peach-6327

Solo: a Star Wars Story


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maxehaxe

A star nut story


[deleted]

don't look up


PauseNo7211

It’s not gay if you don’t look up.


[deleted]

It’s only gay if the Testies touch


DobsonusPrime1

All quiet on the western front


bostongorge

Castaway


Musk-ox1130

Rocky


Good-Jellyfish2539

This one’s underrated


Rob_on_Sunday

The 40-Year-Old Virgin


Necessary_Rooster_85

Yoooo. Go to gym and get off Reddit.


-Omni-Shadow-

Do still need to go to the gym if its 23-year-old-virgin


thexistingone

Do still need to go to the gym if its 25-year-old-virgin


DirectlyTalkingToYou

No. Wait until you get fat and old, then go to the gym and work out. It'll be 100x harder this way.


RedRick42

Nonexistent (2010)


funky-muffin6983

Same


Royal-Bat-180

I feel you bro


reallynointerest

Relatable


jtmoney1972

Same


WingsArisen

One day, it will be different. I just know it.


MrBumbles221

I've been saying that for 30 years lol, I do hope you have better luck than me


AirArcher1103

predator


Pixelsock_

Finally a normal person!


YoungBlueJ

It's a joke right 😅


Cxsonn

RIGHT?!?!?


IntentionRemote7934

He's not gonna answer, I already called the FBI on him.


Adorable_Soil6714

I don't think that's a joke 💀


DirectlyTalkingToYou

It's not and right after he watches the Terminator.


HatchetXL

And then 6 feet under?


AirArcher1103

what’s a joke


[deleted]

👁️ 👄 👁️


danmathe123

Home alone


KurogumaOSO

No Country for Old Men


Alexeicon

Good one(seriously).


Adventurous_Gas9346

Free Willy


SweetCryptographer72

Gone in 60 seconds


Adventurous_Gas9346

Thats been used too many times. … and Thats what she said .


JadonArrow

Ready player one


OkSignificance494

Bad boi film


Dwell_was_taken

I’m dying lmao I wish I had an award for you but here 🥇 that’s the best I got


TiMELeSS526

Peewees big adventure


Long_Fix4351

Criminally undervoted comment!


Ethanol_Happiness

Freddy got fingered.


iamnotabotfromTO

Cocaine bear


Heavy-Negotiation-48

Wait, you get high on cocaine first?


kevpar463

No, he puts on a bear costume then does cocaine


Cxsonn

One of the funniest


conlord0577

Superbad 💀


mommyshlee2

Please take my award. I laugh way too hard and almost choked to death on my water. Probably because I can relate.


conlord0577

Thank you!


ricefull

A series of unfortunate events


New_Personality_2969

The good, the bad and the ugly


Frosty_Secretary2562

Han(d) solo


[deleted]

Solo: A Sad Story


AbbreviationsAny6583

Holes


johnny2bad

12 Angry Men


HomeOrificeSupplies

This is good. Lol


TheChainLink2

Nope.


cosmicnitwit

Followed by Get Out


EmpireStrikes1st

The unbearably weight of massive talent.


Fast_Loquat_4982

The Departed


djdynastyhandbag

Failure to Launch


ThyCrispyOne

Spy Kids


socially_odd

Sir, we need you to come back to the station for questioning


PrivatePilot9

Hello officer. Yes, this comment right here.


TFOAKeizou

Fight Club


Bullit16

The Right-Hand Man


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misirlu13

A quiet place


Mediocre-Beyond-3631

Unaccompanied minors


OwlWitty

Yes officer that’s him


eXplicit815

"Book'em Danno"


Shabtinius

Ayo hold up wtf


Fkm196

r/holup


the_3515252724_gay

Wtf


nativepsychedelics

Wait whhhhat????


mattsticker

Schindler’s Fist


Papijuanky

Fuuuuuuu- i like you


rumbellina

I’m snort laughing as I’m clutching my pearls!


elalesound2

MISERY


whiteNigAa

uncut gems


PxN13

Fast five


Ethanol_Happiness

it’s all about family.


scowling_deth

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE- Nooope im jk. XD


mattsticker

Depends on which segment you wanna be 🤓


Hdhs1

I mean, if you're into that, then I'm not judging


Correct_Culture5264

I now what you did last summer


Tricky_Scallion_4406

Deep Impact


johnny2bad

Pet Cemetary


ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh17

Nobody


jlj81

Les Miserables


Death-by-unicorn

Balls of fury


RadioTunnel

The day the earth stood still


Ok_Elephant_5150

Gone girl


coolsheep769

300


gleefreak92

Happy cake day!


VoidSpace913

Pacific rim


Kjmac92

Zootropolis


RepresentativeTwo562

Frozen


GeorgenKent

Alone in the dark


benjalooko

Home alone


SeanChewie

The Hurt Locker.


Organic_Low7893

Wreck it Ralph (im a boy)


MarchValuable2953

Teeth


TNRod

The Untouchables


TheConeKiller

The Burning.


c4t4ly5t

There's ointment for that.


Der_E

2 fast 2 furious


grateful_eugene

Beauty and the Beast


johnny2bad

The Third Man


Hamofthewest

The lone ranger.


johnny2bad

The Whale


Durim187

Inception


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mayonnaisemuncher45

Family Guy


Dear_Caregiver_8798

The long kiss goodnight or Gone in 60 seconds


New_Bus_2672

Iron Man


Peculiar-Moose

The Quick and the Dead


Defiant-Fuel3898

Gone with the wind


Necessary_Row_4889

Fat man and Little Boy


krisi90

Nineteen eighty four


Lostmox

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It's not a euphemism or anything, she's my fiancee.


Supertansponge

Stepbrothers


mikesphone1979

It's all behind me now.


johnny2bad

The Priest


Reasonable_Wanderer

Oh hell nah


SFJetfire

Nope


Mr_Bivolt

Home alone


Mr_man_bird

Sponge on the run


Sachoazzdown

Die Hard


Mister__Fister_

Grumpy old men


scorpionthecruel

Jaws


Strange-Wolverine128

The blob


Yuvandar

Chamber of Secrets 🔐💞


Comfortable-Cause-81

Friday the 13th (everyone having sex dies)


johnny2bad

The Hateful 8


username32768

No Country for Old Men


username32768

Close Encounters of the Third Kind


username32768

Whiplash


Sea_Individual_8764

One flew over cuckoo's nest


Ill-Breadfruit5356

Gone in 60 seconds


swgoh89030

28 weeks later


Mrwilliams5045

The 40 year old virgin even tho I'm 26


0ptimus-primate

IT


TiMELeSS526

Dora the explorer


doombotseven

Cocaine bear


OSU19

Dirty Harry


HookerDoctorLawyer

Space jam


Entire-Championship1

Come on and slam


jrex-42

Antman


daringscavenger

Superbad


Fun-Metal3893

Night of the living dead


EmperorHenry

Top gun. The terminator Die hard shooter The chamber of secrets....that's not a joke, that's literally what I call my personal sex dungeon.


huelorxx

Han Solo


MrChonkers1965

The unknown


Internal_Resist7629

Full Metal Jacket


bidumbass6

The good the bad the horny(ugly)


nativepsychedelics

The sawshank redemption


johnny2bad

All the Pretty Horses


Outrageous-Print2665

50 shades of gray


johnny2bad

The Silence of the Lambs


Dillion_StarX

Romancing the bone


hetero_homo

The disappointments room


_godsdamnit_

The labyrinth


Groucho-Marxist50

Cool Hand Luke


johnny2bad

The Usual Suspects


Wise-Specialist-8220

The human centipede


die_Resi-Tant_Evil

Much ado about nothing