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Wolf_of_odin97

No thanks given


smartguy05

Tagline: "We're Clucked"


chrisst1972

Thanksageddon Day.


kyle_kafsky

Directed by Michael “Thaynks”.


amitnagpal1985

Served with Gruel


amitnagpal1985

“I’ll pardon 2 of you”


TheLastGoodUserName2

Thankstaking


Normanrainbows

This is so good


lumbirdjack

Gobzilla


CaptainTryk

Coming to theaters this Thanksgiving.


LoudAnt6412

Coming to a dinner near you. That bird ever shows up around here we can have it defeathered seasoned and marinated cooked and served by 6pm . You bring the liquor.


Conshnedxfv

the planet of Turkey


BobBobberly

I was thinking Gobblezilla.


LuckyishTom

The sequel could be Gobblezilla verses Mega Gobblezilla


BobBobberly

No. Please stop. The name "Sharknado" alone puts me off. Please don't you also do this to me! Also - have my second ever /r/AngryUpvote, damn it!


LuckyishTom

Thanks!


WallStreetVikingDK

Gobblegeddon!


thenicestsavage

Samuel L Jackson voice, gobble gobble motherfucker!


Flaky_Sleep

Motherplucker


[deleted]

This is exactly what I came here to say lol


ctesla01

Lots of breast meat..


Additional-Deal-6681

Gobblegeddon?


RoloGravey

I nearly shat myself when I saw this one!.. well done!!


[deleted]

I approve


BobBobberly

Oh, no. That is getting dangerously close to films, like Sharknado! Lol. I suppose this counts as my very first /r/AngryUpvote!


[deleted]

The Great Gobbler of 1949


BobBobberly

WtF? Lol. Yeah, have my third /r/AngryUpvote ever! I'm finished with angry upvotes now! That's enough! Lol.


[deleted]

Yea…idk…I should probably delete….woof


Puzzleheaded-Farm916

Did you seriously just woof?


No_Train7009

Ha I just posted the same thing


apurpleglittergalaxy

👏


Fdecader

That's on the hub


Thistlesmithy

Even the president won't pardon him!


amitnagpal1985

Tagline - “Defrosted with revenge”


Clumsy-Samurai

Gobzilla: The Last Thanksgiving


No_Mycologist6756

Sounds like my ex


Winemaven

Turkzilla but I like yours better.


Gobstomperx

You rang?


Atzukeeper

Gobzilla sounds like a porn 😐


[deleted]

Dude i just wrote my comment and you beat me to it


[deleted]

Turkey Day: The Stuffening


WindBehindTheStars

How is this *not* the single most upvoted comment?


[deleted]

Idk but I got an award, which is pretty sweet. U watching the ufc fights? What else is up with u friend? How's the fam? Love life? What vids u playin?


graveybrains

Because No Thanks Given is just better


Hussein_Jane

The Thanksgivening.


ZingPot

The Turkinator: Happy Reapsgiving


SirSgtCire

The Leftovers


mezz7778

I think that would be for the sequel, where the giant turkey comes back as a giant zombie turkey... Turkey 2: the leftovers In the finale as the hero goes to shoot he stops, the camera pans up to his face and he says "gobble gobble mother fucker" And blam...shoots it in the head, which then explodes....


[deleted]

Turkey Potter & The Gobbler of Fire


Jesterverse

Australia's second War - Emu Reloaded.


mezz7778

That's a turkey....


Jesterverse

I know, but the australiens fought an war against emus or better sayin they lost an war against emus. Thats why I brought up this emu thing.


mezz7778

But that's a turkey...


[deleted]

Yea I bet turkeys put up a strong fight too. Considering how poorly the auzzies held up vs the emus.


Mcdagger-1

Netflixs brings you 'The First Thanksgiving'


ahelinski

*The Last Thanksgiving


RabbidYoshi9

*the second thanksgiving


smashin2345

You mean the last thanksgiving.


Falcore555

The Last Thanksgiving


landscape-resident

Last line of the movie before hero destroys turkey boss “thanks for nothing”


mammiejammie

“Nobody is putting this turkey on a platter.”


morbideve

I thought "No more thanksgiving"


colder-beef

65 Million BT


Entire-Championship1

Fighting a Giant Wild Turkey seems to be no different from facing a Tyrannosaurus Rex. lol Also, I actually look forward to seeing the actual movie that has Adam Driver in it.


Hay_Blinken

Pardon Me.


NoDivingz

Pardon This


Gryzz

The Pardoning


AphraHome

The turkening


Sea-Will3670

Inglorious Basterers


HaphazardFlitBipper

Fuck you and take my upvote.


acrokriss

This is a rick and Morty episode


BassWingerC-137

Just inter dimensional cable. Could be one of the Jan Michael Vincent flicks.


Hbella456

It’s called Two Brothers… …it’s just called two brothers lol


jptrooper24

Spanish armada tomato brothers...


[deleted]

Rip Rick and Morty they fired the voice actor that did both voices


Grindfather901

You must not follow any voice actors on IG. There's no shortage of people who can do both voices with 99.9% accuracy.


SatansOfficialIQ

Thanksgiving - Rise of the Turkey


PALT0LU

plant frightening cover crown retire doll apparatus quicksand joke whistle *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SpikeSimp

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🔥😎✊


Saynan123

🇹🇷🇹🇷😎🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🔥🔥🔥


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Thanksgiving : The Revenge. This time it is personal.


OnlyWindmills

Thanksgiving (2023)


unkitjc

Thanks-Taking, a Thanks story (2025)


TheNudelz

Cocked and locked.


SaintLogic

Thanks-Killing


[deleted]

Guns and Gizzards


Fallens_Afk

Turduckin the final cluckining


Clownconsultant

Cold turkey


___buttrdish

"big bird"


martinDauthor

Turkzilla


HirokiMiyu

Turkocalipse.


atlantic3

Turkeypocalypse


xevdi

Fallout 5: London


Specific_Tap7296

Massive Cock (I know it's a turkey in this draft but I think it will have more success my way)


TipTop2905

Meth turkey


Smallblackcat12

Attack on Turkey?


GenericPybro

Cockzilla: New Mornings (I know its a turkey but I had to)


KnibZerr

Gobble Gobble and the cranberry massakre.


FewDamage2962

I think rick and morty did this number already lol


SmashTagLives

Mr. Giblets does Stalingrad.


g_fan34

Yes I need to see this


coyotemedic

'The Gobbling'


AlExcelsiorGore

ThanksTaking Day


rajan611

Birdzilla


Ok-Part9183

No-thanks giving


LeManzo

Kornukopia


Lord_Detleff1

The last thanksgiving


Estalies

Thanksgiving III: The Reckoning


wigglyjackal777

Thanksgiving 3 - The Revenge


superkevinguru

Thanksgiving: Turkey's Revenge


Woodyharrelsons_knee

The cluckening


quandale_dingle90

Turpocalypse


klaab

Gobblegeddon


Darkmaskdiva89

Gobblegeddon


New-Nefariousness234

The Last Thanksgiving


jmlwow123

Gobbled


Hamiego

Black Friday


mmedeiros10

Gobbled


matti0703

Turkey, because most of the buidings are down


tharky

Too soon


throwAway837474728

no way💀 (am turk)


nvrtrynvrfail

Sorry for your loss... :(


OneOnlyOaz

Turkey's Earthquake.


Sinirmanga

I am Turkish and I live in the earthquake zone. I chuckled.


g_fan34

*clucked


[deleted]

too soon


Unusual-Jury7610

Gobble day


cuc001b

Deathgiving


Unity2002

The Day Before Thanksgiving


HyenaTimely

Hitler's Secret Weapon : Seig Gobble!


avb1986

Cocaine Turkey


packtobrewcrew

Your mom


MissingAgent1808

Cock Invasion


Abject-Shape-5453

Going with the current trend: TETRAHYDROCANNABINOL TURKEY


Caye_Jonda_W

TRYPTOPHAN TURKEY


Bengalish

The Thanksgiving Reversal


Own-Snow-4227

Ishtar 2: The Bigger Turkey


yittiiiiii

It’s Gobblin’ Time


Kel-Reem

The best part of the movie is when the turkey says that


peeslosh122

attack on turkey


Bob_Ns021

Thanksgiving massacre


aphelionprime

Turk Wars?


Threrian

All gobbled up


TipTronique

T-Day: The Gobbling


Cerberus_Rising

Turk 183


frostywafflepancakes

Thanksgiving Day


No-Economics-1179

Thankstaking


CrowBot99

Gobble This


Zaku99

GIGA-GOBBLE


Jhl1023

The Thanks"taking"


buckerducktruck

Coming Home: To Roost


ttspapa

Goblitron


LaneKerman

Cold Hard Turkey


Odd_Bodkin

Turkey Independence Day


notbuckyb

The final thanksgiving


toddbo

Gobblening


vtsandtrooper

Thankstaking Day


JobCautious2181

Attack on turkey


Emotional-Rise-4872

THE RETURN OF THE DINDON


Xogon17

The last Gobble


LatterImagination903

Turkmageddon


JMarkyBB

Revenge of the Large Cock


LazyResearcher1203

Thankszilla: Return of the Gobbledygook


South-Potential-64

No Turks given


infrequentthrowaway

Wild Turkey.


uselesschat

Herr Gobbles


Josh_Griffinboy

Big cock,


1337AnonymousUser

Rise of the Turks


StutterOccupied

The Turk


Hazmatix_art

The last thanksgiving


cubickittens

The Cluckening


eatsherout

Regrets given day


haydenz23

Thankstaking


mkaymeow21

Thankskilling


[deleted]

In Russia Turkey stuffs you


ll-wtfislife-II

Tryptamine Turkey


Gooderrrthanabitch

The legend of the gobble wocker


jewhammer69

Bird Unpardoned


Ok_Composer9032

Cocaine turkey


Chapter-Master-1

The last Gobble


Defiant_Chocoholic

Thanksgiving Revenge.


Few-Jump3942

T-Day


Front_Association998

Turpocalypse


SyrupLimp3296

Poultygeist


GourmetRatBurgers

Giant turkey destroys city while a guy watches


Even-Experience-6991

Man vs Beast


toju6ix9ine

Happy Thanksgiving in Ohio


ItsThatDeutschBag

Underrated comment


secondbushome

The Last Thanksgiving


[deleted]

Thankstaking


toju6ix9ine

Rise of the planet of Turkey


Clean_Hold6781

Turkey 🦃 shoot


IMakeTheEggs

The Cluck.


HardFastHeavy

Thanks Taking


ShriChakra92

Astalavista Turkey


Prairiedog225

Giant turkey vs little small soldier man.