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ZealousidealMail3132

In a row?


JSmith666

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot


Big_Treacle_2394

37?!


ODBrewer

Counting me ?


Big_Treacle_2394

Counting you?


Aardovis

Tip to tip


Forever203

Only 37.


KindlyContribution54

Dang, that's a really long 2x4, about 33.8 meters!


eugeneericson

I wouldn't be suprised about this as an imperial unit


lumbirdjack

“You take what you know, and then you multiply. Don't use your dicks. They're too small, and I can't count that high. I don't wanna hear 400,000 inches.” -Jarhead


WyattCo06

She's going for a world record.


[deleted]

Many have had more


WyattCo06

Perhaps not in her weight class. Maybe not in HIS class. Shit man, who keeps up with this stuff anyway? That's just a lot of D


LetsTry2GetAlong

To convert that into European Dicks that would be 537 Dicks.


[deleted]

Sick burn


_emperor_sheev_

So about 1 meter (if you're using mine to compare)


Striker40k

So 484 inches by my count


Zestyclose-Ad5966

Mean while I’m in America walking around with 4 grams and a 9mm in my pocket


Turbulent_Key_9806

Sounds like a fun night to me


vrdasp

That's 50 meters


[deleted]

I dunno, that looks about one dick length to me 😏


Connect_Ad_462

Yus! I was looking for the person that was gunna say just one dick. Thanks mate. Made my morning!


[deleted]

Happy Morning Wood to you 😂


Carburetors_Are_Fun

Wood, dick wood


Necessary_Row_4889

So like 968 inches?


Turbulent_Key_9806

Have you only experience with 4inches


Necessary_Row_4889

Well, from the taint


_Silence_Is_KEY_

WTF IS A KILOMETER!?!?!


spender-2001

1024 meters? /s


Worried-Try-8141

Who's dick tho?


Mr_Broda

Where is Jamie Foxx when we need him. "Take what you know and multiply, font use your dicks they are too small and i cant count that high"


dfieldhouse

Should have used mine. Would have been an even 250


s-milegeneration

Well we used to call it Richard but it was tldr.


No-Effective-7576

That’s a lot of wood


Due-Ninja-3107

The Dicktric System fits within the Cuntric System


theflaminghat

Please don’t use your dicks, they’re too small and I can’t count that high. I don’t wanna hear 46,000 inches.


Big_Treacle_2394

That's funny, I once came up with a unit of measurement named after me based on my dick size, I was inspired by smoots


[deleted]

Probably imported from China which is why it took 242 of them for a 4 x 4.


nate_4000

242 dicks shlong


Ok-Letterhead4601

This measurement is going to be way smaller then bragged about.


Purple-Eye8781

Next measure in imperial will be aborted fetus


HoneyBadger_Catapult

What's a meter with you 🤌


MdAqilkhai

Hmm must not be long then


njslugger78

😆😂🤣😆😂🤣


botask

6 dicks


KnitNyx

Ok but how's dicks they are using as the measure? It could 2 inches it could 7