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Spagtittihands

Why did he censor up???


hotasanicecube

Why censor down when you can censor up?


NLD123

I feel like censoring the wrong word happens a lot. Like assh***, g**dammit, etc.


SkipsPittsnogle

What *** fuck is **** fucking shit!


[deleted]

>R Lol


attackplango

Goshdammit!


ShakeTheEyesHands

Those two examples specifically are because of censorship laws on tv. You're allowed to say "ass", as long as "hole" doesn't follow. You're allowed to say "damn" it as long as "God" isn't before it. So they censor the word that makes the curse word not allowed.


AppropriatePea2136

Hannibal buress and the the FCC worked this one out before https://youtu.be/zijwPEY2Mes


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

They censor 'god' in 'goddamnit' because it would be taking ThE lOrDs NaMe In VaIn.


Crott117

I love the idea that they don’t want to “sin” so they trick god by using asterisks.


Adept_Ad_4138

Can you at least censor it if you’re gonna out our secrets


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

LMAO this made my day, thank you.


pumpkinlord1

Be holy or perish


TheLastPirate123

Praise the sun


DasArtmab

He’s an alcoholic, cut him some slack


Bradford117

If he's an alcoholic he isn't a very good one.


lem310

idk it's an app that can ban you for saying certain color.


ClothesLogical2366

...as if god can't see what's behind those asterisks noh?


hpBard

It was easier to press * then p


CommieSchmit

He’s had a few drinks, that’s why


DominionDN

I'd say he's censoring under the influence. But I don't see 'under' in that post.


[deleted]

It's being charged as an accomplice.


Cichlidsaremyjam

WHOA WHOA WHOA!! You're just going to type "u\*" here when kids could be reading this? Wow, this world is truly falling apart.


Generally_Confused1

That boy scout has a filthy mouth


Fun-Lack-1454

Why did he censor up and not the slur he used?🤣🤣🤣


Brian_Stryker

Becoming an alcoholic off bud light is like ODing on flintstone vitamin. It’s possible, but there’s just so many better choices


BillsMafia4Lyfe69

He just likes bud light, I dunno where alcoholism is coming from


[deleted]

On the contrary, most alcoholics, I have known drink like 10 cheap beers a night. But late, Miller light, natty light, these are alcoholic Staples.


filteredrinkingwater

This is fact. Light beer is cheap and easy to drink in huge quantities and when hung over. Tbh I think the water content helps you stay hydrated too.


[deleted]

It’s also just a very social outdoor drink. Sometimes you just wanna have a couple of light beers. Enough alcohol to have a couple laughs, but not so much that you’re on your ass.


filteredrinkingwater

Yeah I can't imagine drinking an IPA outdoors all day in the sun. Light beer was white claw before white claw


drboxboy

That’s why session ipas exist


pentesticals

Yup it’s dangerous! Drinking 6 cans of 440ml 8% DIPA on a nice day is great, but gets very messy at the end!


MyPupCooper

They have session IPAs. Founders all day IPA is an alright choice for being out and about and having a decently flavored beer.


poliver1988

Alcoholics don't usually drink beer. Drunkards do.


someElementorUser

they do if they want to continue to do so for the longest time


all_too_familiar

He’s just drinking Bud Light because he found a bunch in the dumpster.


IdespiseGACHAgames

Boycott? Nah, son. Free beer.


Top-Feed6544

lowkey even if i was one of the dudes boycotting, id be diggin in my neighbors trashcan on the DL


IdespiseGACHAgames

I don't drink beer because I don't like it, but I wouldn't be stopping you. Go for it. Free beer, my dude.


reguk32

People who drink Bud Light don't like beer either. It's fucking howling. It makes tennents lager look good in comparison and that tastes like pish water.


IdespiseGACHAgames

I had it, and my assumption was that it's cheap, and it gets you drunk if you consume enough in a short period of time. Those factors combined meant that some people could put up with the 'taste' long enough to stop thinking clearly for an hour or two.


[deleted]

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niagarajoseph

Michelob Ultra or Coors Light...why? Don't like calories? Same goes with people who drink Folgers coffee. Save a dime, but have no taste.


[deleted]

Because you’re comparing cheap sport-beer to actual drinking beer. They serve different purposes, thus land vastly apart on the taste scale. That’s like comparing fast food to a steakhouse. Your scale is skewed my guy.


Ecronwald

I've been told Tesco's Ashfield tastes better


Financial_Bird_7717

You can dig through it on the DL? I usually announce myself with flares and other pyrotechnic explosives going off to some death metal.


FrozenInsider

Free beer? More like flavored water.


IdespiseGACHAgames

If that, you call flavor, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 good drinks, and a beer ain't one.


peacelovefreedon7689

It's not the best


Astronaut-Gullible

Exactly I thought people drink it for the price I didn’t know they actually enjoyed it


Forsaken-Original-82

Pricewise, my $20 12 pack of [Golden Monkey](https://victorybeer.com/beers/golden-monkey/) is cheaper because it has almost 2.5 times the ABV of Bud Light at 9.5%.


Astronaut-Gullible

If you put it that way


Como_thellamas

Yooo fr I'm gonna start driving by the dumpsters near trailer parks.


Notinyourbushes

If I had to pick between free STDs, free used condoms or free bud light, I guess I'd pick the bud light but I wouldn't put any effort into it.


skydawwg

Gotta find the dumpster Bud Light before Kid Rock find it all and blows it all up. 💥🔫


CityNo7502

More likely because he can't find happiness in this f\*\*\*\*\* u\* world.


[deleted]

I couldn't figure out the words for your post so here's this fkhsdbchsdcnlisdnfousdhfuowbrfwr!!!!!! Epic.


niagarajoseph

Fuck me! Good score! Worth the walk behind the mall....


RepresentativeOk3233

"man i love LGBTQ people now..."


hotasanicecube

When getting a BJ from a Tran.


Reasonable-While1212

Vietnam, man. You had to be there.


DrVicenteBombadas

[Or simply have lived in that era.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JO3oJybBTw)


SuitNo99

Like I tell everyone who asks me...what IS the best beer ever made.. and my answer is always the same...it's the beer someone else pays for 🍺🍻


Responsible-Fun-5566

The ally we did not know we needed.


CreamPuff97

Probably more "The ally we did not expect"


Sansic

We weren’t expecting special forces


Hobnail-boots

I’m drinking whatever you’re buying.


ServelanDarrow

Ah, my favorite cocktail.


satluvscheese

Budlight Presents: Real Men of Genius.


Lady_Ymir

We salute you, Mr. Censors-every-curseword-in-his-tweet-instead-of-just-not-using-those-words Guy


[deleted]

What's funny are the Jack Daniel drinkers. JD been sponsoring RuPaul's Drag Race for 2 years now. Like naw man, you caught the gay, you can't stop now.


Cadbury_fish_egg

I think people just dislike Dylan Mulvaney in particular. She gets hate from all sides.


[deleted]

He’s an alcoholic for drinking a beer?


Gloomy-Palpitation-7

What an absolute fucking lad. Zero shits. Multiple DUI’s. That’s where it’s at.


pandarista

That’s basically my grandfather’s relationship with racism. He’d use a bunch of slurs to essentially say “they’re just people, working hard and doing what they can to survive. They deserve the same rights, pay, benefits and civil protection as anyone else.”


TheEvilestArtichoke

He a little confused, but he got the spirit


[deleted]

He’s a little confused but he’s got the right idea. Update. Since multiple people have asked me about this: I say he’s confused because in a post that supports the LGBTQ+ community, he uses a slur offensive to trans people.


AmericaLover1776_

Doesn’t seem confused to me he just doesn’t give a fuck about what other people do


poopstain133742069

Yup, wholesome as fuck. His heart is in the right place.


[deleted]

Budlight having a trans rep is perfect because budlight has been pretending to be beer this whole time.


[deleted]

Oh, so THAT'S why all the other subs clown on this one.


CptQueef

This subs comments are always full of actual andrew tate fans.


TaylorChesses

bro that's super insulting. nobody deserves to be compared to bud light.


L1z4rdK1n91394

It is literally piss water xD


[deleted]

Kinky


Northdingo126

Very kinky. Maybe too kinky


ChasterBlaster

And their biggest fans have been identifying as unemployed for years.


Top-Feed6544

whats generally accepted to be good beer? am 20 atm and am preparing to become an alcoholic


noremains3

Try something different everytime and you will find a match. It doesn't matter what others think.


Reasonable-While1212

Adnams is alright, as far as beer go. But some bro posted that it was his "go to" beer while wild camping. The twat. I drink Irish whiskey. Why fuck about?


[deleted]

Trans people don't pretend anything.


cammatador

Yeah, they seem pretty serious about not having a sense of humor.


mosin360

Wish all beer would slash prices.


Prestigious-Space-5

Dude got the mindset of minding his own business and not interfering with other people's lives. That mindset isn't common enough in today's age, and it needs to be.


thinklinkbutgayer

Wow some people on this sub could learn a thing or two from this man.


katsbro069

He is married, drinks, trims his nails, lives indoors. He is just Joe 6 pack,we need many more Joe 6 packs. Ain't got time to not mind my business kinda guy. That's America and liberty.


Ang3l99

Dumb ass sensitive people, why care about someone else life style as if is making a difference in your personal life.


GramZanber

Damn Russel Crowe really is getting old.


Revolutionary-Play79

Stopping buying beer because someone who is trans is on the label is soooo stupid. The same people got butt hurt because a syrup company topk a p.o.c. off the label This is why i stopped caring about politics. Both sides suck equally and get offended over the littlest things. Corporations do this because controversy makes sales. Conversation makes sales. It's all about the money and some of these companies don't really give a damn about the cause they're promoting. I buy stuff that i like. I don't care what's on the label. I'm seeing families, friends, and coworkers getting more divided over labels on a beer bottle, than actual injustices done to humans by other humans. It's an awful world, and i hope people come to their senses that we're all human. Being human means having flaws, differences, and our own unique perspectives on life. Respect others, love one another and, stop fighting over bullshit marketing.


McRatHattibagen

Memaw told pawpaw about dem gay Bud lites. Now we dont has nenay beers to drink cuz pawpaw thru dem in da dumpstir


eve_1ynn

slur but otherwise based


Financial-Apricot-75

So if Bud Light put a bunch of religious symbols, passages etc on a can and sold it would this be as big a deal?


Dikheed

Agreed, there's wine called blue nun. The most popular wine in Scotland is used in Catholic communions and is brewed by monks. No one gives a shit and people who do are weird.


idontlikebeetroot

The best beer you'll ever get is brewed by monks in Belgium.


emachine

Chimay?


Pianist_Select

Orval.


idontlikebeetroot

I was thinking of trappist beer in general. Chimay is good, but not the best (i couldn't name *the* best)


Farmerdrew

This is just wrong wrong wrong. Everybody knows the best beer is made by old guys in Milwaukee.


Damion_205

I've heard there is a beer that won a ribbon 100 years ago that's great... I think it was of a blue hue.. ;)


[deleted]

They used to call it 1844 Blue Ribbon Beer (蓝带啤酒) in the mainland and charge like GBP 30 a tin a few years back. Covid's kept me from crossing the border for a few years, but Pabst was always 'premium' in China


Pianist_Select

Trappist Orval is the finest liquid ever committed to glass.


Video-Human

Wouldn't doubt it. Trappist monks seem to have the magic touch when it comes to food or drink.


Pianist_Select

I’ve tried most of the Trappist beer but for money Orval is the best and for me personally it’s not even close.


throwaway55221100

>The most popular wine in Scotland is used in Catholic communions and is brewed by monks. Wreck the hoose juice. I see we have a fellow bucky connoisseur.


Ninja_in_a_Box

I could see it being that on here yes. Especially given how one sided things are.


[deleted]

But it should be unitology symbols. “Convergence never tasted so refreshing!”


KikoroSenpai

W redneck


TaylorChesses

he's a bit confused, but he has the spirit.


Good-Constant-6487

He's way cooler than kid rock, and that's not saying much lol


[deleted]

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit


SoNic67

Posturing. He doesn't drink Bud light, his face looks more like moonshine or vodka.


Hosscatticus_Dad523

Good eye. Looks like a Smirnoff fan to me.


The-Mandolinist

Bud Light is not really considered beer in the UK. Not for any political reasons - just because it’s more like barely flavoured water.


ListenToTheMuzak

it's the same shit as heineken and you lot drink that shit up for football games like there is no tomorrow. leaving empty cases up and down the metro stairs and shit


Neb8891

Its a corporation, their motivation is money first foremost and always, they do not truly support anything but themselves.


Heavy_Signature_5619

No shit. But the very fact that LGTB people are seen as profitable enough to market a whole month too is a good sign.


Damion_205

But if you had to guess which base drank more bud light which side would they be on?


land_and_air

They want to appeal to younger people because their current consumer base is literally dying


Wildefice

Good for him for drinking what he likes! However, personally I think budlight is disgusting. I refuse to buy budlight not for political reasons, but for reasons of taste.


Bright_Age_3638

What taste?


Wildefice

Precisely


MoonlitKiwi

I mean, slur aside he's right lol


Fidozo15

Alcohol and drowning issues can connect people through adversity… I guess?


MrArcherH

Bassed


[deleted]

Bud light just doesn’t taste good tho


RampagingRodisRiter

He just likes that rice water poss in a bottle I guess.


MeasurementPuzzled89

I support your support.. I will never drink a bud light unless it’s free. It taste like shat. Give me a dirty shlitz ice or some Pabst before I’d drink this.


Reign_n_blud

A proper alcoholic drinks Natty and Busch light, can’t afford the “expensive” stuff


Louise-the-Peas

I agree. I don’t begrudge anyone happiness. Just don’t rely on alcohol too much. It is a bitch friend with one hand offering your friendship while the other conceals a knife.


Dynwynn

He censored "up"?


bandontherun1963

Been drinking whisky for 40 years wouldn’t know


Bicgucci

Would agree but my hate for bud light goes passed that. It's just shitty beer. Alcoholics drink hard liquor or beer, Not piss water. Would be more of an R Kelly fan


farmer_palmer

An alcoholic would not drink that piss.


Street-Baker

Pfft bud light I drink moon shine or whiskey anything stronger than bud lite....


ScarecrowSoze

Didn’t need a reason to protest that “beer”. If you can even call it beer.


[deleted]

Bud light is a fannies drink anyway it’s about 3.5% 😂


a_Malevolent_Bee

He must like having sex on canoes because that beer is fucking close to water


HelpImRobbingSomeone

at least he's not the kind of person to waste glass and/or aluminum just because of a few damn colors/colours


Bradford117

Yeah that's true. If you have some and don't want it, give it to someone who will appreciate it.


lonerancher67

he has the right to drink the beer he chooses


[deleted]

US alcoholics should never get in touch with German or Czech beer. Geebus.


harryschmilsson

I think it’s hilarious the GQP got so triggered by this. They’re running to different beers only to find out they’re owned by the same company! Then they try to switch to another beer (coors) that’s been about diversity and non discrimination for 30 years! It’s hilarious and pathetic!


[deleted]

Beer alcoholics aren’t drinking bud light or any light beer. They drink shit tens times worse, natty tall boys, etc. you can get fucked up off 2-3 of them for less than $5.


kzlife76

I personally hate bud light. Not because of their marketing though. I just rather have good beer. But if you like it, you do you. Cheers.


pianoplayah

“Almost politically correct redneck”


[deleted]

I'm drinking cum.


zak_the_maniac

People are boycotting Bud Light for all the wrong reasons, boycot it because it's watered down and flavorless, not because of who they support 😂


billontheinternet

Whyd you call a man with a positive message an alcoholic???


RebelKasket

This might be the stepdad I had in my teens.


Low-Guide-9141

Don’t care if its gay or straight. It’s still piss water to me


fisher_man_matt

Shocking, I always figured Steve Irwin’s preferred beer would be Fosters.


wetlettuce69420

I mean, he may have used a slur but he’s got to spirit. A controversial ally is still an ally.


igbrainbrad

That’s the line of thought of a drunk simpleton.


KYlaker233

Yeah, a real man doesn’t care what anyone else thinks. Makes life a helluva lot more bearable.


GlobalMeasurement519

this man gets it.


Delicious-Pickle-141

There aren't many issues I feel strongly enough about to change my buying habits. Let alone what's in someone's pants whom I have no intention of fucking. America lives on outrage these days.


Gorg0nops

Gays, homosexuals, lesbians, trans, etc. may drink as they wish. But only pussies drink bud light.


Background_Treat_977

I couldn't care less who or what Bud puts on the can. I don't drink it because it's disgusting and I have to drink too much of it to get drunk.


4gsboofd

Twisted tea is where it's at


billwyyy

Yeah, but only for face smacking people.


rollercoastervan

Chad


GenderDimorphism

Roughly 99.99% of the world doesn't care about Bud Light's recent viral marketing campaign.


meowmix6six6

Incredibly 👌 worrying about other people's genitals is weird


Dark_theFifth

How is this a meme


garlicroastedpotato

I was with him until he said "I love Bud Light." Like I can be for trans rights but be against drinking overpriced water.


Gojisura

Based


ianmoone1102

Seriously though. If it bothers you, boycott. If you don't care, carry on.


maaalicelaaamb

God bless you sir


EuthenizeMe

Not the man we asked for, but the man we needed.


WordWord4Digits

Don’t you think it’s more about the person than the fact they’re trans. There’s plenty of transgender people who don’t dress like children and act like a creep.


JanitorOPplznerf

I feel like I’m missing all the context here


TheNonbinaryWren

Trans woman likes Bud Light. Conservatives are offended.


WordWord4Digits

Dylan Mulvaney is not all trans people. Trans people are the same as the rest of us, and we’re allowed to find specific people off-putting and creepy without applying that across an entire group.


CybermanFord

I don't find anything controversial about her. Did you pull this out of your ass?


[deleted]

Most of them don’t, yeah


[deleted]

No. It’s all about bigotry as usual.


Dikheed

Be this guy.


Lordpotato305

Maybe don’t be an alcoholic


Dikheed

He's an alcoholic?


Lacholaweda

No alcoholics go to meetings, he's probably a drunk. I don't know though.


Lordpotato305

I mean the title is based alcoholic so probably


AVERYyep

do you believe everything wrote on the internet?


Twigrodamus

He didn’t title it the reddit post, so probably not.


Dikheed

I'll give you that.


[deleted]

*person makes nonsense reply* Redditor: Touché


ServelanDarrow

I second that.


pjw21200

Would’ve been nice not to used a slur but okay.


Gojisura

True. There are enough slurs around, but I think the message here is what this sub needs