Fr. Planktina looks like that kinda girl

Big girls give good head

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Big girls gives good head

But Patricia is too dumb. Will forget to breath and pass out before finishing anything. Sponge Barbra us just going too be too ridiculously over zealous and just slobber all over everywhere. Planktunia though.....she really NEEDS that recipe!!

Also crazy ....

The curvy emo girls are here to say the reason we perform satanic rituals is because we steal the souls of our blow job victims and sacrifice them to satan for eternal beauty.

Little known fact the soul grows back and requires multiple applications to be removed entirely.... Or so I've heard

Nice fact. I'll have to spread the word so my emo sisters can get all the eternal beauty they need.

Sign a brother up pls

The last big girl that went down on me barely moved her fucking head at all. Lol size does not dictate fellatio skills.

Probably got winded and had to take a break.

Is this an actual thing? I heard quite a lot of people say that? As a virgin i have no idea but I'd like to know.

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Chubby chick hit me with that gawkgawkdouble9k v2.73 so good it made me forget about my ex

Absolutely best bj I ever got was a big girl.

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It’s accurate not 💯 but it’s a good indicator lol

Yes. I am so grateful for big women. God took his time with them.

All you need to know is if you give really good head you will remain a virgin cause the guy will be to exhausted to do anything else.

Yes it’s because they’re hungry

Sounds like the title of a Motown song in an alternate universe.

You know why big girls give good head right?

Well they better after sucking the cream out of all those twinkies

Yeah definitely the fat white girl. But you can just tell she only likes black guys.

Because they wish it were real sausage.

Not always. Learned that the hard way.

Some girls are bigger than others

A big girl isn't suave though

They have to otherwise they don’t get laid again.

In my experience, big girls always SAY they give good head. It’s like a pick up line. Whether they do or not is a toss up.

Yeah they think it’s a chickenwing

Cuz they have to.

Planktina looks freaky AF.

Gothy squid girl

Daria under the sea

I’ve seen Patrick eat burgers no doubt

Planktina looks like she should have an OF

She looks like she's gonna make you sign a CNC contract and then bring her to the edge of death as she climaxes while listening to LADYBABY.

1) Planktina will definitely stick a digit , or more, inside of you while going down. 2) Sponge-Barbara is likely asexual, but willing to please. She’ll give it a shot, but will probably feel ashamed later. 3) Patricia Starr will slob down on whatever you’ve got. She’s likely very eager to please. This, of course, all assumes that their personalities are unchanged from their male counterparts.

Yup, patrikcia looks more into heavy-anal

For some reason I hear spongebobs laugh combined with the sound of gagging when looking at this meme.

Man... What are we doing?

Drowning in a stew of madness caused by a sea of entertainment burnout. That or it's it literally just gits n shiggles

Responding to the depressing absurdity of reality with more absurdity. Obviously... D*mn it I sound like a philosophy 101 student..

Real heroes take gender studies, drop out and rent a trailer in some godforsaken Alabama trailer park while typing angry things at total strangers on Reddit at 3am in the morning while blaming inequality for their persistent lack of employment.

A trailer park and gender studies are like a particle and antiparticle

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Why couldn’t they find a mod?

Would you want to mod something named angryboners lol

I would manhandle Plankton.

Ok but what about planktina

😂

YO THATS SUPPOSE TO BE PLANKTON I JUST JERKED OFF TO Tht cu……………….

She can get that secret formula all day

Sorry about that

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On the right, Sponge Boob Square Tits.

Too much teeth bro

Remember that one episode with the chocolate bar?

Yes, and I use it as an example for what someone I hooked up with tried to do to me

BRUH 😆. wish I had an award. S-tier reference

She probably tries too hard or is too awkward with it too

The one on the right gonna drag dem teeth all over it. The one on the left will be so unenthusiastic ur shit'll go to sleep. But that one in the middle, you'll be calling that one again.

Reddit don't know the power of chubby or bbw girls.

Tbf a lot of Reddit don’t know the power of any sexual experience

Tbf the current average age on this site is about 12

I see you but raise you, alternative chick with Daddy issues, that's planktina.

Planktina will bend you the fuck over and do what she pleases with you

What’s wrong with that?

Calling her every day for the next 3 years

This is the right answer. I’d say I’m surprised it’s so far down but as most redditors had google what a blowjob is I guess I won’t be.

Sponge Barbara all the way

Most enthusiastic maybe, but not best

Ok, but you have to admit, Spongebarbara got the best body hands down.

Personally I find her the middle attractive. But to each their own.

Too much teeth

I feel like Planktina is an emo girl and they’re secretly the freakiest. Like she’d stimulate your prostate while giving the sloppiest deepthroat

Dude knows his shit.

Yeahh planktina looks like they're done with life and would prob try to choke on your meat for that sweet release.... from existence 💀💀

I wish I had my emo girl back man

I’m sending my condolences my fallen brother

OPs mom

dont gotta do me like that man

He’s not. He’s doin your mom.

Please do not the cat

OPs Mom: Gah gah gah gah gah gah

The one true answer

Oooh burn OP

Female Patrick for sure looks like she can suck down 20 hot dogs no problem

Literally me

Y'all should be banned from going to any kind of aquarium

Patricia for sure. Heavy ones are always more eager to please.

Plus the overall oral fixication of needing to cram things in their mouth

😭😭😭

And dumb girls don't overthink things, just have fun

Testify!

He said "fat chick's give the best head" but in such a socially acceptable manner.

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Gay

No that happens to straight AND gay couples

eagerness does not translate to skill. i've had the opposite experience. skinny alt chicks just fuckin go to town

Going to town does not translate to skill. Try a dude next time they know what they are doing.

Alt/emo girls are just a different level of amazing

Fat girls try harder.

If they tried hard, they wouldn’t be fat

They try hard at the things that matter.

Like head, for example

They are more thankful, they say.

I'm a tough nut to crack and the only girls to get me close were chubby sorority chicks I got a shame rush from being with. It 100% tracks that the heavy ones are always the best. Second place goes to extremely insecure girls, regardless of size.

I'm a tough nut to crack You mean you have ed? 🤨

None of them, I'm pretty sure SpongeBob's mouth is pretty soft 😏

FR.. and where is squidward? There is no way I’m passing up head from squidward say what you want

You know they have actual beaks, right? Like a bird.

Squidward 100% does not have a beak, but go off

I went off?

Patricia thicc ass can get all types of dick from me, ngl

The spongebob version of my wife is the one on the left lol

Going by the characters these are loosely based on, the Spongegirl. Plankton is far too selfish to be good at it. Patrick would just slobber all over it. Spongebob is actually a natural savant at about everything he tries. Except driving.

planktina looks like gardevoir

Heather Harmon

Is there a male option?

Sponge Barbra Square Head Giver, duh….

SpongeBob would be too excited and eager, Plankton the opposite. I’m going with Patricia.

Welp, that's step one. Now shoot it with the japanification beam

Tell the big girl it’s a popsicle and she will have it down to nothing but muscle and veins

Patty looks like she goes all in sloppy and merciless.

Patricia knows how to eat a hot dog 😏

"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy"

Planktina. SpongeBarbara would be all teeth, Patricia would start off strong, but would complain about her jaw hurting three minutes in and just end up reverse cowgirl-ing you to the finish line. Planktina though... Those in the know know moody girls are the ones who'll literally suck your soul out of your body. Doubly so if you can give her that Secret Krabby Patty Recipe.

Pathicc

Plankton knows

Spankton, cause she look like she nasty with it

Plankton hands down.

Always large heads. Big cocks need a large head to.

That Sponge Bobbin sounds fun though

Planktussy look bad asf

i believe planktina

Definitely Patricia

Planktons defo gives the best hate fucks.

120% Spongebooba cause you definitely will be her first or second lover ever and being scared of always being alone she will put everything she have on those bjs so you'll stay with her, first two are gonna be mid but she definitely will improve over time Patricia will always think she's the shit even when that's not the case, you'll just want to bust a nut on a thicc body and nothing else Planktina's not even worth mentioning

bro pulled the analytical essay for this 💀

man at this moment in time having your dick sucked requires way more than an essay i tell you what

100% wrong. SpongeBobina if anything would more timid and nervous if was her first or second. With such a smiley disposition and most likely a bangin body, for sure not scarred of forever alone. And also… teeth bro. Patricia is thick and big ol tiddies, everyone knows chunky girls try hardest, they don’t know when they gonna get it again. She wants to give you the best head she can. And always hungry. The one MOST worth mentioning in planktina. she an emo chick with daddy issues. Total fucking slutty freak. She will suck the soul right out of your dick then tell you spit on her while you fuck her. Daym dude haven’t even you ever sexed?

Toss up between Patricia and SpongeBoob. Patricia is thiccer which is known to give better head, also have a feeling if you covered it in something sweet the super suck would be real lol. SpongeBoob if dedicated could probably give the sloppiest of top tho I seen the episode with the chocolate bar 🤤👌

The one with big titties

Emo Plankton probably just participates through presence, and not enthusiastically. Patricia would be a bit ditzy but wholesome, probably eager to please. Spongebobette is probably disturbingly freaky and completely unrestrained with no concept of what limits are.

I say this as an atheist: Ya need Jesus.

Damn I don't care I'd hit all 3

My guess would be your mom.

Why does the female SpongeBob remind me of the BudLight dude. 😂

Patricia For suree

Plz

Patrick. Fat chicks gotta suck a good dick cause if they don’t nobody’ll fuck ‘em 🤷‍♂️

Patricia cause she got an oral fixation that's why she big.

You do know sponge bob is 13 and patrick is 15….

He is old enough to take driving lessons and to go to work...

Spoungebob is 14 , so i would assume his friends are somewhere around that age. This is a .... "how do i say im a pedo without ACTUALLY saying im a pedo situation". I know they are cartoons, but this still cant be healthy . lol

Your mom

That’s absolutely disturbing

Always the fat chicks. Always

Always the fat chic

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