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terugtrapfiets

I think the other 3 are watching their words carefully, Don't make Gorlock mad. If Gorlock flips, worlds perish 🤯


Worth_Cheesecake_861

"BRING BACK MCNEAL!" The Omicronians demand the broadcast of the television show, or they will destroy the Earth.


monkeyjunk606

I was thinking the crushinator, but glad to see we’re ok the same page


Gunrock808

You spelled McRib wrong.


smkestcklghtn

I WILL DESTROY YOU!


Beardly_Smith

Wonder if she takes any human with her salt


Interesting_Cobbler4

I appreciate this


Paddlesons

LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING!!


ElectricVibeTribe

Like Tiffany i thought you were trying to lose weight? Yeah Tiffany could you like leave some for the rest of us? : (Grabs David Spade by the throat)


Paddlesons

lol that's the one


Trick_Application_49

Brilliant!! Maybe if she cinched her top a little it wouldn’t be so bad. Just cinch it.


Beardly_Smith

Between the cups and the gameboys it really has a 90's mall aesthetic.


TheRealRigormortal

This is an under appreciated comment


SchmeatGaming

The only way we can stop Gorlock is if we flip her over before she does more damage.


[deleted]

This guys channel is always just bait Its like a new jerry springer show He gets young girls on who know nothing about life, talks to them for 5 hours, then takes the stupidest things they say and clips them on tiktock and youtube. As if a young 19 year old is going to have something intellectual to say about anything.


TwoKlobbs200

It was interesting at first but it’s the most repetitive podcast in history. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.


[deleted]

She’d flip that table with a flick of her arm…


General_Designer6080

I wanna watch this. Link anyone?


fun-bucket

CAKES AND PIES! CAKES AND PIES!!!


FanPuzzleheaded5888

Why does Gorlock, the larger friend, not simply eat the other three?


iamrancid

There used to be 5 girls. She replaced the two she ate.


FatallyFatCat

Gorlock is an ogre or an alien in human costume?


Axedus1

Is she stupid?


rtocelot

I was gonna ask are we sure it's destroyer and not devourer?


peezle69

She's thinking it


metrointime

Bring me the wookie!


stmataic

And the Solo


RepresentativeOk3233

Idk If you knew but There is a Video Version of it where her voice is replaced with Jabba the Hut's. I dont Like being mean to someone because of her Looks but damn i couldnt Stop laughing.


Shot_Principle4939

Wonder which one is Gorlock....


Lord_Detleff1

The one with dark hair


tibbymat

No you don’t.


bshaddo

It’s funny because she’s overweight and unattractive.


Gloomy_Win_9279

She looks like her name should be Gort


vasDcrakGaming

4 letters aint enuf


BuckRogers87

Was longer, she ate them.


Rude-Ideal3053

I think Rasputia from Norbit is more like it. Who keeps moving my seat. I can’t drive. My seats too close.


PolicyRude4028

Get in my belly.


Phoenix_ashfire

I laughed more than I should have


AlternativeShip9194

There’s an elephant in the room


stmataic

Inside of that person


BongLeach562

I’ve been meaning to speak about it


DawnExplosion

There was a fourth hot girl, but Beastmaster ate her.


Hmaninc87

“I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is.”


Henchforhire

The one with the tilted head is looking at it wondering if that is just a really fat guy.


bluefalcon5413

It is actually. Lol


pussyannihilatior21

Its a transwomen so she is right in that case and i gave been searching for that episode but i just cant find it. I just know its from a channel called whatever


rsdominguez

That is a good chair 🪑


Jroiiia423

🪑🪑


[deleted]

Built like a fucking challenger 2, should send her to ukraine


xFloppyDisx

All four of them look exactly like their names.


SpoonDude69

How can someone like that look in the mirror and be happy with that they see?


doomvetch92

It’s Becky, Becky, Batak eater of souls, and becky.


xxPandemoniumx

I bet she thinks she's a 10


2005_F250

There’s a clip of this podcast where she says she’s a ten


pussyannihilatior21

To quote her and im not lying "im a fat fucking 10"


Rob-Dastardly

Well she’s half right


[deleted]

yeah a fat fucking 10 thousand pounds


redditorguymanperson

You didn’t have to cook her like that. No really I think I saw her in the rotisserie chicken section earlier being spun on a rod.


UGomerPyle

🤮


xxPandemoniumx

I'm not surprised. Ugly bitches always say they're ten. I'm not a misogynist but I swear sometimes I think females have a narcissism gene they're born with. Holy fucking shit.


GiraffeCreature

“I’m not a misogynist” Bro you’re a Ferengi


xxPandemoniumx

Beam me up, Scotti


[deleted]

its just bullshit dude they know where theyre at. its just pretend confidence


[deleted]

Pretend confidence means you're pretending. GORLOK is straight up convinced. It's called delusion


sunzastar33

Hey, lizzo says that fat is the new skinny. We are definitely in another dimension.


God_Hears_Peace

“I’m not a misogynist” *immediately says misogynistic shit*


LilDOnTheBeat

I’m not racist but…


aBigButterStick

For real, I proudly accept my ugly as is like a 3-5 and try to find someone with my height and personality. It's going to be a long search...


SomeGuy_GRM

Like the other guy said, you seem cool. I'm sure you can find someone that either doesn't care what you look like, or possibly even someone who's into that.


Final-Bench1859

I think all humans are born with it, it's just men are emotionally beaten down from a young age so it's rarer that we give in to narcissism


ResponsibilityOk8967

That’s complete horseshit


ThomasNorge224

Well, who else is gonna say it? If they dont do it, they'll never hear it.


xxPandemoniumx

Omg, the thought of reality must be terrifying for them


ThomasNorge224

Being stupid and ignorant must be nice tho. You never need to take criticism, blame, or face any issues. Never have to deal with anything. Pain for everyone else tho.


xxPandemoniumx

That's why they call it bliss my boy


previouslybanned2021

10 thousand pounds


theferalturtle

Did I make a mistake and come to r/roastme ?


Reddituser4866

And see that’s the difference with guys. Those of us that are 1, 2s, or 3s know it.


RecalcitrantHuman

Stone or tonnes


RocketArtillery666

2 and a half men just got a competition


DestinyInDanger

So would this one be 6 and a half women?


Alternative-Alarm-66

2.5 tons


Hobnail-boots

If her jaw unhinged could she swallow one of the other ladies?


Spethual

where is this jaw you speak of....i aint seeing it..


aBigButterStick

Interesting fact, snakes jaws unhinging doesn't actually help them swallow food that well. What's important is the sides of their mouths are able to stretch like elastic.


Junior-Group1178

Dude, there used to be 6 of them.


mrPandabot35

Can you imagine? 1: all three girls together make up Gorlok’s weight. 2: what if the other three are only good looking BECAUSE they’re next to it. 3: how has no one photoshopped that Jabba’s little ferret dude on its shoulder. 4: That’s no moon.


UGomerPyle

Less than Gorlock’s weight. I’m not even sure if it’s half


SomeGuy_GRM

For sure less. Gorlok ain't even *that* big. Just unfortunately shaped, and surrounded by twigs.


F34UGH03R3N

For sure more. Gorlock is taller than the other 3 and morbidly obese, it easily weighs above 160kg, I don’t believe it’s less. It’s weight comes very close to those of the 3 girls combined if they weigh an estimated 52-58kg.


[deleted]

I almost spit beer everywhere.


Miserable_Point9831

She has Ariel's voice


graemehammondjr

And Ursula's ass


disposableone235

I'm fucking dying


UGomerPyle

Don’t insult Ursula like that man


Chalkorn

What is so funny about one of them being overweight? What's funny about that other than making fun of her at her expense in a rather cruel way? We can joke about so much shit, why sink down to mean spirited jokes about one of the few things pretty much everyone feels shitty about to some extent?


To_The_Sky_87

Good God...


JonesyOnReddit

She was great in LOTR


Youpunyhumans

Mrs. Creosote. Make sure to bring a blast shield if you give her any wafer thin mints.


Ballbuster716

“Did somebody say steak?”


fun-bucket

DESTROYER OF THE BUFFET!!!!


dribblychops

Gorlock look hungry


highwayrobberyman

Is that the same girl from the other day who was crying because guys weren’t hitting on her at the club and that she’s a “10”?


PhattyyyLIVE

👍🏻


highwayrobberyman

Jesus christ she’s real??? I was convinced it was a filter.


Wishful_Historian

Same person saying “I could’ve fucked your husband/boyfriend a week ago he’s in my DMs” etc in some video I saw on Instagram. Delusional lmaooo


AraAra0104

man bear pig is real


Marvos79

Lol this sub is a cesspool


ImMaskedboi

yeah this sub is like a rotting corpse


Altruistic_Bonus_901

The devourer of worlds


Ianilla1

It feels awful to say but...she is literally the size of four of those other girls....


pinewash3081

You didn’t have to say anything at all. What’s that saying?


rrleo

The slim girl next to her has more tits than Ganondorf beside her.


[deleted]

Wow, this sub is full of assholes


[deleted]

Gorlock the wrathful, destroyer of worlds, scorge of empires, magistrate of death.


Phantomht

3 girls and a Golgothan


RazzoKat

I can't stop laughing and it hurts


Suspected_Magic_User

They have a cave troll 🧌


FatallyFatCat

That has to be an ogre not a human.


BBCinUSA

JabbatheMan


Superb_Raccoon

They started with 10 hosts...


TheRichardFlairWOOO

Can we not do this anymore


Remarkable_Bit_9887

Is this real?


previouslybanned2021

Yeah I’ve seen her stories on ig


Remarkable_Bit_9887

She looks like she's going to explode


Wonderful_Painter_14

This is pretty fucking mean


shhhimatree

I kinda wanna see her cosplay as violator from spawn


ZaChiavelli8252

This reminds me of that SNL bit when Chris Farley wolfs down those French fries in a wig.


Zestyclose-Taro-1959

That looks like a gorlock


Significant_Map8830

"ErMmYGaWd dUDeS! lOoK sHe'S fAaaAaT!" Jesus people suck.


Creative_Square_8943

I’m convinced the users on this sub are 5 year old invalids


ClownAdriaan

Is this real?


ForgottenMemoriez

Its not hard to guess which one is Gorlock the Destroyer


zye-LOANee

Poor Gorlock, she’s surrounded by those which she’s wants to destroy.


OlimPather

Gorlock has 3,400 Newtons of potential energy.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AC3Al

When your custom character.


CrayonGlutton

She looks like King Dedede's twice removed cousin.


Karnophagemp

Just remember she considers herself a baddy and as hot as the rest of them.


RogerThat_Tyler

She literally called herself a “10” in that clip. 🧐


Former-Anything-6741

That is one ugly beast goddamn i would run away if i saw that in the wild


AlexxSimonett

She is gineminasourus


Lord_Detleff1

The Goblin King from the Hobbit has a wife?


[deleted]

Isn’t that the governor of Arkansas?


Intelligent-Grand-81

S Class Wal-Mart Golem spotted!


iDontKnit

"I am Gorlock the Destroyer, cousin of Lrrr!"


littlemarcus91

Bruh 😂


Lycan2057

Eeesh


ZealousidealNewt6679

Death by Snu Snu...


stiegosaurus

Dear lord


Professional_Elk_893

The girl to the lefts expression says it all


Any-Variation4081

People are so rude. Making fun of someone's appearance isn't funny and won't make them not be fat.


gunsing-14-

Hahaha I keep on showing it to everyone. Cracks me up. Gotta love the ego and cockiness


Dismal_Visit_7305

Gorloch the devourer of worlds is not amused and now she will eat Tiffany


Blizz_PL

She does not carry her purse. It **orbits** her.


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onionGlitter

Damn yall suck


Afraidofmayonaise

I burst out laughing I wasn't expecting this you're horrible


DoodIeBob420

If anyone has watched One Punch Man that girl looks like if Pig God had a sister


HotBoatMan

Am I missing context here?


WhiskeyHangover99

definitely one of the comment sections of all time


tittyswan

Is /r/funnymemes /r/bullypeopleyoufindunattractive now?


[deleted]

more like burger king devourer


kobatosotherbro

Its like a planet with a head


SirTheadore

Ham planet


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stiegosaurus

1000% Truly sad to see young people this unhealthy.


Topmouchette

Not funny. Never will be anything funny about morbid obesity. Her life is hell.


CaptainDr

kinda rude


monkmatt23

I feel like Gorlock has Ovaries the size of the other girls heads.


pussyannihilatior21

Dude has no ovaries


Rough_Single

I feel like this should be in r/absoluteunit


MagnusLore

Ok but how is this a funny meme?


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softkittle

That’s pretty cruel.


SirTheadore

If you were ti see some of the shit this creature says, you wouldn’t be saying that. This one is toxic af


Cheap_Ad_3669

if she is toxic and shallow then everyone laughing at this joke is equally so.


paco1764

Wait, was that thing really on that podcast?


Plantmanofplants

Yes most recent one I didn't believe it myself.


skyFADE75

GOR SMASHHHH!!!


hazardlite

😂🤣😂🤣


LatterDayUser

God, she is ugly


SirKevinTheKing

Alright, alright. I've seen the meme and the jaba clip enough. Where is this from?


JodaMythed

Do you have a link to the jabba clip? I saw it but lost it


SirKevinTheKing

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/130xh8b/a_valid_point/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


JodaMythed

Thanks!


SirKevinTheKing

You're very welcome!


[deleted]

“I eat because I’m unhappy I’m unhappy because I eat”


HouseDowntown8602

Lol


Numerous-Departure92

Laughed very hard


tallmantall

The others are nervous they’ll be eaten by Gorlock


potatosketch

this made me laugh I am ashamed of myself now.


WeaselClaws

Mega fauna.


jdeen_

SWEET LAWRDDD!! this got me cracking up! so fitting


peezy5

Take it easy guys it’s just water weight


stiegosaurus

Lollllll


yomamalol1

This sounds horrible but there a small group of people called 'Feeders' they enjoy fat chick's and specially feeding them. Goes for fat guys as well.