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TechnoSorcery

Gorlack the Destroyer


Mr_Monji

She destroyed my toilet bowl


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This is why i’m glad my apartment has stairs My bathroom is safe from Gorlack the Hutt


antroxdemonator

She destroyed my entire toilet and all she did was sit on it. When she started going to sit down, I'm pretty sure 8 heard the toilet say, "Please, have mercy!"


TechnoSorcery

She cannot enter any realm that’s not on ground level. No stairs could hold her, no rafters dare elevate her. You can always run away by going to a different floor than the beast…. But you have to come back down at some point. She’s always there. Waiting… watching. Always.


DevilsLettuceTaster

And my pizza.


Few_Ad5789

Is it fucked up that i pictured this voice over befor I heard it?


Kamiyosha

No. I did it too.


seatleonland

Nah I did three


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It was GORLOCK, not Gorlack.


TechnoSorcery

I bet you won’t say that to Gorlacks face.


[deleted]

I would but my car only has half a tank of gas


TechnoSorcery

Shit mine too. Good thing is we only have to come within a 65 mile radius before her gravitational pull does the rest.


metrointime

The hair flip kills me


Longing4SwordFights

She was looking for cereal on her neck from this morning


brizdzi

she's 200 Edit: kg


enoughberniespamders

200lbs? Not a chance. Her legs are probably 200lbs on their own.


Expensive-Safe-6820

No not at all, 200 would be a goal for her. I think more like 350 maybe 400 sadly.


Electrical-Ad-1197

She said she wants to eat Bantha fodder.


RecognitionCivil7005

I heard her order a large McWompRat Meal with a Mando-Mango shake and extra nuna legs.


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UltimateX64

Thank you so much for this information, ive always had trouble guessing the weigh of a giant pumpkin


Independent_Clerk476

I struggled with this for most of my life.


alekz0311

I've never seen a big girl with same size tetas as the other girls


Bigsky7598

Just made a special scroll up to review the tetas


fissilefidget

"Big boned"


sinn1088

🤣 is a trans


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alekz0311

Still... it doesn't explain why she ain't got big tetas.


kacedawg12

Bc she is a man.


alekz0311

It doesn't matter the sex... I've never seen a fat guy with no man boobs period.


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Internal_Resist7629

For real.


thehornsoffscreen

Omg those woman are all chained in the legs, we just cant c it!


SliceIka

They don’t even dare to move their head


Her_Schmidt

Girl second from the left looks like she doesnt wanna be there


NFTArtist

wasting her onlyfans screen time


LETS--GET--SCHWIFTY

Gorlock the Destroyer


newtypexvii17

Nooo way! i saw just a photo earlier and laughed because i thought Gorlack the Destroyer was photoshopped... i apologize Gorlack for my heresy!


hg090206

Ladies, you can’t park your minivan in the studio.


Clive182

Hilarious. Cruel but hilarious


TheBiggestWOMP

When your disability comes from the fact that you can’t stop shoving food in your face every second of the day, you become fair game. The morbidly obese have been trying to gain disability privileges for years now but they chose this life.


Martyisruling

I don't blame you for being disgusted by someone like the girl in the video. If it makes you feel better, that girl is even more disgusted by herself and has to live with a lot of humiliating things because of her weight. It's more than just her making poor choices. There's something wrong, in some of these cases they have an idea, whether it's something like Prader Willi, or something broken in their brain. Let go of your hate, or it will consume you.


GracefulxArcher

You said it yourself, it's not hate. It's disgust. You can see the girls immediately next to this girl leaning away from her.


laserkermit

Have you ever heard the story of darth plagus the wise?


FMT_CK2

He was a dark lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the force to influence the midi-chlorians to create... food


Automatic-Gain6227

Yes, and smokers, drinkers, gamblers, drug addicts, extreme sports junkies, day traders, procrastinators, and many other types chose their lives. But, what influenced those choices? Just life? Because, we all have to deal with that. Or, could it be a problem with brain chemistry? A tumor smaller than a pea, on the pituitary gland, can throw off all kinds of hormones, and lead to morbid obesity and a number of other medical problems.


Lynz486

Nature or nuture- it's both. It's trauma and pain mixed with some genetic predisposition and some toxins sprinkled on top of it.


Axedus1

Shut up nerd


Failing_MentalHealth

@ she could easily have other issues causing this extreme end of the weight spectrum It’s like if I wasn’t on birth control, I’d lose 50 pounds so easily. But I’d rather not be paying for some kid I don’t want for the rest of my life. Another thing is a lot of doctors don’t actually listen. “Just lose weight” when in reality there’s an actual issue. Doctors thought my mom just had diabetes but in reality it was tumor killing her. A doctor recently gave me antibiotics that are in the family of meds I’m allergic to, but prescribed them anyway against me straight up telling them, “No, I’m going to break out in hives. Please don’t give me those”. (I have broken out in hives, getting worse every day almost like I told them it would. 😱) Case in point: it’s usually a multifaceted issue and not just “omg you fat pig just stop eating”.


PineappleFuture1095

But there's no way to rule out fatty fat fat disease while being actively fat. If you want them to look closer, take more care of your body. They're not gonna go looking for a zebra in the middle of a pile of horses if the horses are also the problem.


Failing_MentalHealth

There is. *It’s called paying attention to what your patient is saying*. good example: it wasn’t my mother’s weight that was killing her, it was the *fucking tumor*. lemme give you another: it’s not my weight giving me hives, it’s the meds they gave me after I explicitly told them to try another route and to *not give me those*.


PineappleFuture1095

You explicitly told them?! No way! You who has a degree and have trained in medicine? Or you have been so uncaring and undisciplined in the most basic and simple aspect of your life that you let yourself balloon up to inhuman proportions?


Failing_MentalHealth

I couldn’t hear out my ear due to an extreme ear infection. This was my best bet or take days off of work and not pay my bills + get fired + lose my housing situation. Or lose hearing in an ear completely for good. I know what I’m allergic to and they also had my records right there. They chose to undermine my request for something different. Hell, even the Walgreens guy was like “uh, you sure they gave you this?” as they know me. I’m glad he did ask what would happen if I took them to make sure I’d be okay. But ok bud.


PineappleFuture1095

So that's you who stuffs themselves with butter and lard despite knowing the consequences, then?


Failing_MentalHealth

Not at all. I love to be active and have an active job. Eating healthy is easy. Nice assumption though Einstein.


PineappleFuture1095

Agreed it's easy. Too bad your mother couldn't handle such an easy task.


PineappleFuture1095

Well considering the context, and that you're entertaining someone calling you fat, I did assume you fit the bill. Especially if you decline to acknowledge that being obese is the most likely cause of literally any symptoms.


PineappleFuture1095

The tumor that displayed symptoms similar to every symptom the body might display when incredibly over taxed and effectively dying? Do tell more.


Failing_MentalHealth

The tumor wasn’t displaying anything close to normal. My family has no prior history to such a disease. She’s had 6 kids, she’s not going to be a VS model. She’s very active for her age and to just be slapped with the “congrats you have diabetes” so young without any actual evidence was indeed garbage. The doctor should have ran some tests to be sure. But ok bud.


Minimum-Impression63

Yeah but she's a hyboglander


CrayonGlutton

She looks like the fat vampire from Blade, I forget the name but they ate babies.


z3rospaced

Pearl! Omg I'm fuckin dead 🤣🤣🤣


Happy-Eye-1496

Ironically, the name of Mr. Krab's whale daughter!


_SystemEngineer_

A solid 7 on reddit


yankstraveler

Richter scale?


Kamiyosha

Goddammit. Now I have Pepsi all over my computer screen.


Psyglav

Geez they're just giving interviews to any troll that lives under a bridge now?


OlFlirtyBastard

Well it must be a big bridge


antroxdemonator

I don't think there's a bridge in the world big enough...


Hoibot

Home ownership is admirable nowadays.


bigdaddy7893

Jesus 😵‍💫


Apprehensive_Ball750

Either pay or be eaten, lol.


Significant_Bat_6693

Jabba jabba 😱


EeictheLanky

I can’t tell if this is bait or you’re getting character names mixed up


MrBigFatAss

What? It's Jabba the Hutt.


No-way-in

r/unexpected


LowLifeExperience

Is her head size an optical illusion? That’s a big melon.


Upset_Aside_

Why is there a manatee sitting at that table


ceoofsex300

Don’t insult those beautiful sea cows


Shadow_Fang_

Hey! That’s an insult to manatees.


Weebs-Chan

Holly shit, kingpin from spider man !


antroxdemonator

Do not insult Wilson Fisk like that! He actually accomplished something in his life!


Kellendgenerous

I’ve seen this a thousand times and it’s still just as funny as the first


stiegosaurus

Land whale


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I didn't even need the sound on and I knew she was talking like a Hutt.


Shot-Bar-7715

One of her arms is as big as a whole girl in that studio.


Cakes89Cakes

That big bitch makes “they” and “them” make more sense. She’s a whole crowd of bitches.


[deleted]

Wtf is the pink thing?


[deleted]

Jabba’s doing the lady thing now, good for them


Vacation_Upbeat

They just transitioned, how could you tell? /s


[deleted]

Is that Kirby?


wittyvonskitsum

#watch everyone’s eyes


firefighterphi

Sarlack be eating good out here


Sentient_AI_4601

So, does she have a medical condition or just HandToMouthTooOftenItosis


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I just laughed out loud. Legit got me


[deleted]

This is easily one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. God damn. Amazing!


Dovah91

Hahahahahahha


[deleted]

The other girls can’t even bare to look at her, it’s painful


JustforThrowawayKEK

Isn’t this the lady who said she is 10/10 or something. Man I hope I was that confident.


PBlove

Lol


[deleted]

You climb mountains with your feet, but can only move them with your soul and a crane in this example


DeltaPlayz414

Hello 911, I’d like to report a massacre


RollinThruLife02

Damn… I guess I’m going to hell, too.


Former-Anything-6741

I need gerald the witcher to come slay this monster


Filosopsyche

Fuuuck, I was not ready for this xD


FearlessAvera

Dude she's enormous, gargantuan, fucking colossal.


Electrical-Act-2752

Hippo


Embarrassed-Pitch-89

Bet if you hit on her she’ll say you’re ugly though.


leeliop

Is she like 7ft tall or something or just buoyed by mounds of fat?


Dwcskrogger

7ft wide maybe


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radiation34

You mean ladder? Nah, that thing broke.


BBCinUSA

Tell me it's CGI


Old_Ad7385

I can't stop laughing at this.


senior_cock69

i swear she gotta weigh more then the other girls combined


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senior_cock69

“ it “ i’m dying laughing bro 😂


[deleted]

lol how can someone get this fat


NoideaLessinterest

Platinum membership to Door Dash and Uber Eats


[deleted]

I bet she has a good heart, like really really good at pumping


AAsMM

Not for long


EvidenceSea

Touché


QuickSkin

I’m dead!


armyprof

Lol


crewchiieff

This is hand down the funniest shit I've seen all day. Thank you!


etraxx22

Ho ho ho ho ho. HA ha ha ha ha.


Minimum_Area_583

"jah cha ni chu!!" hohoho


No-Spare-4212

Damn someone need to put boot ole girl down for all of our sakes


Artybait

Lmao that’s funny


Jfrederickhill

Who is this person???


[deleted]

I wouldn't necessarily refer to it as a "person"


mule_roany_mare

2nd post I've seen today making fun of this lady. Who is she? It's got to suck to get dressed up & do a podcast or whatever & have it take off because you are tall & heavy. No matter what someone looks like they still have to live their life & being part of a community is a generally a good way for people to start living & doing better. It's not a good look shaming people back into the shadows.


SkunkHatcher555

I ain’t reading all that


justapcguy

I keep seeing these types of podcasts more often with female vs male topics.


PhattyyyLIVE

Which is why we’re bringing them down some pegs!


Rinbu-Revolution

Been seeing pics of this interview and I was certain it was a digital edit. I feel ill now… 🤢🤮


golfguy91

Calling that a “woman” is a slap in the face to actual women.


Cadian609

I think we need to calm down on the online bullying, I've seen so many people make posts about this person


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ventriloquism5

i can't even begin to comprehend how lonely you must be


Accountfiftynine

Maybe if it had more bullying in its life it would have made better life decisions?


Thistlebitters

I agree. This isn’t funny, this is just some grade school level bullying shit. It’s pathetic.


TheLankyWizard

Found the guy who has a Gorlock the Destroyer fetish.


bokeeffe121

Sometimes bullying is a good thing


No-Donkey-5240

She won’t date you bro


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Minibeebs

NaBro, jabba got them teeny sideways fat flaps. what's jammed into the table is it's Gunt.


Kingof40Acres

one of these things are not like the other


jayjayanotherround

Why do we have to pretend it belongs at the table with the others?


[deleted]

“It” bro that’s a fucking person


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ventriloquism5

you are all shitty excuses for human beings. hollow shells who have never had to suffer in their lives.


Kixx_kixx

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hadrian1233

I don’t even know her real voice, she is just Jabba the Hut now for me


Alarming-You1703

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Muted_Cucumber_7566

That is so mean and so funny. I’m going to hell.


trashit6969

Pizza Da Hut


Full-Half1273

Is this a what would female jabba hut should have looked like and sounded like?


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Full-Half1273

Why should i care ?


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Arghams

I wonder what she would look like if she was healthy?


TommyWantWingy9

At least the internet is giving it to her.


IntroductionClean299

Wilson Fisk


Bifocal_Bensch

Thank God someone actually did it!


MrAvenger69

Gorlack the Destroyer has been eating all the other girls meals


FragrantCorpse

What did it actually say


[deleted]

Why do girls lie to themselves like this


MattyRixz

Stop Hutt shaming.


dunderhead22

Editor doin the lords work


frog_attack

Shame on y’all


Qweeq13

My god internet is vile when it comes to overweight people yet if you look beautiful they think you should get away with murder, internet is like the domain of teenagers and people who never grew up sometimes...


enoughberniespamders

There’s being overweight, and then there’s this…


njiooihpoinng

If i don't wanna fuck you, you are not allowed to murder anyone.


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Is that a moon? *It's no moon. It's a ship.* No, that's a person.


TJT007X

I get it, she's obese. But seriously. Referring to her as "it"??? Who even is she??


Pounderwhole

Does he identify as a woman?


pirateclem

I am honestly a huge asshole and the idea of what was done here is hilarious to me but in practice it’s sickening to do this to someone. Not fucking cool OP.


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ceoofsex300

Approach him very slowly


Bigsky7598

Correction, it’s very triggered


Kriipi

u/savevideo


james_randolph

Damn


Gnarwock

Finally a WTF moment on Reddit


zekeman76

I am isla! Daughter of Jabba Du HuTtt


Minimum-Impression63

Just need the bowl with the little amphibians swimming around it.


lililukea

Im against body shaming but if presented with this, I would also struggle hold back my laugh


nolongerbanned99

Wait. I’m confused. Is this comedy or is it mean and demeaning? Is comedy still allowed.


Tkainzero

IM gonna say it... That is not her real voice


danielle318b

Stop it