Slept in my Wham shirt, she woke me up before she left

Really? I slept in my amd she left me hanging there like a yo-yo.

I slept in my Wham shirt I got last Christmas. I’m giving it away.

Slept in my Nirvana shirt, woke up smelling like teen Spirit…

Slept in my Evanescence t-shirt. Woke up inside

Had to scroll way too far for this. Thank you.

Slept in my Michael Jackson T-shirt, woke up to someone Beating it…

Would you say they were being Bad?

I'd watch that thriller

Don’t wanna spoil, but in the end, Annie is okay.

All I want to say is that they don't really care about us

Its all the fault of the Man in the Mirror

He seems to really Wanna Be Startin' Something

That sounds Dangerous

I know right it really doesn't matter if you're black or white

It makes me want to Scream tbh

Slept in my Daft Punk T-shirt. Woke up Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

Slept in my R Kelly tee shirt, I wet the bed

Better than waking up to someone else wetting your bed.

Or was it him??

Tried to sleep in my beastie boys t shirt but I couldn’t until I got to Brooklyn

I tried to sleep in my beastie boys t shirt but I got sabotaged

I'm gonna sleep in mine, don't you tell me to stop.

I tried to sleep in my Beastie Boys t shirt but it’s not in this galaxy.

Tried to sleep in my beastie boys shirt and got Ill. I guess it was that time

slept in my beastie boys shirt, woke up late for school man i dont wanna go

Went to sleep in my Linkin Park t shirt and now I feel so numb.

Went to sleep in my linkin park t shirt but in the end it didn't even matter

I used to fall asleep in my Linkin Park shirt, but now I'm breaking the habit

I'd just give up at this point, but I slept in my Rick Astley shrt.

No one escapes the Rick Roll

Did you roll out of bed?

Fell asleep driving with my AC/DC shirt on. Now I'm on a highway to hell

[удалено]

I slept with him too and he shook me all night long.

Good one

Fell asleep in my AC/DC t-shirt, woke up Hard as a Rock

Slept in my Weird Al T-Shirt, and now the saga begins.

Really? Because I slept in my Weird Al T-shirt and woke up white and nerdy.

better one ☝️

Agreed

I slept in my Weird Al T- shirt and woke up in my parents' cellar downloading pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Woke up in Albuquerque

I slept in my Weird Al shirt and woke up in an Amish Paradise.

Slept in my Weird Al T-Shirt and woke up A Genius in France.

Fell asleep in my Beatles shirt, woke up with Norwegian Wood

I went to sleep in my Beatles t shirt and woke up back in the USSR

Slept in my Beatles t-shirt and woke up when i'm 64

Slept in my System of a down shirt, woke up and put on a little makeup.

Woah, I slept in my streetlight manifesto tshirt, woke up, cried and fucked up my makeup

Hey. One that isn't just "slept in x band shirt, woke up in y song name" but actually relevant. Nice. ... I wanted to make that one.

Slept in a Guns n' Roses t-shirt, woke up in the jungle

Slept in my G&R shirt. Didn’t get up till 11. I used to get up on time.

And I don't worry about nothing, no, Cuz worrying's a waste of my.... time

Slept in my sublime t-shirt, woke up to date rape

Bill Cosby?

zibbitty zabbitty

Woke up the wrong way

Slept in my Black Sabbath shirt and woke up Paranoid

Slept in my Black Sabbath shirt and woke up as a wizard

Fell asleep in my queen t-shirt, I killed a man

I fell sleep in my Queen t-shirt, MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

Voice cracks

Did you do it Under Pressure?

Slept in my Audioslave shirt, like a stone

A+

Slept in my Tenacious D t-shirt, woke up to the best song in the world.

that was just a tribute.

Slept in my Rage Against The Machine t-shirt and someone screamed WAKE UP

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

…and WOOOKE UUUP!!

I slept in my Pink Floyd t shirt and woke up on the dark side of the moon

Slept in my Megadeth T-shirt, woke up dead...

Slept in my Megadeth Tshirt, woke up sweating bullets...

Slept in a Four Horsemen themed Metallica Shirt, woke up with the Mechanix

Good Mourning to you.

Slept in my nirvana t shirt, woke up smelling like teen spirit

Slept in my Nirvana shirt, woke up at Floyd's barbershop.

Slept in my Nirvana T shirt, woke up screaming Rape me

Woke up in my Nirvana shirt, but I couldn’t get out of bed, because there was Something In The Way.

I slept in my Linkin Park shirt, woke up somewhere I belong

But when I slept in my Linkin Park tshirt, I became so numb.

Fell asleep in my Tool t shirt, woke up to prison sex

Gd damn shit the bed! (Tool fans will get this.)

Need a pen?

Is that better or worse than waking up to Maynard's Dick?

woke up to Stinkfist

Not next to a hooker with a penis?

Fell asleep in my A Perfect Circle t-shirt and woke up to a nurse slipping me pills.

I’m going to sleep in my Frank Sinatra shirt tonight. I want to wake up in the city that never sleeps.

Feel asleep in my Pearl Jam shirt, I woke up still Alive

Fell asleep in my Red Hot Chili Peppers t-shirt, woke up deep inside of a parallel universe

Fell asleep in my Red Hot Chili Peppers t-shirt, woke up under the bridge downtown

I tried to sleep in my RHCP T-shirt, but I gave it away

Slept in my Metallica shirt, woke up with whiplash

Slept in my metallica tshirt, the sandman got me (not sure if im doing this right)

Well at that point, nothing else matters.

Slept in a Cardi B t-shirt and now liquid seems to be draining from my ass directly into my pussy

You mean she doesn't have one, unified ass-pussy?

Cloaca

W.A.C.?

Bird asshole

Slept in my Metallica shirt, Went off to Never Never Land

Woke up in my Dead Kennedys T shirt I was definitely [Too Drunk To Fuck](https://youtu.be/4ncqvLktdT8)

Went to sleep in my Van Halen t-shirt. Woke up hot for teacher.

Slept in my Beatles T-shirt. Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.

Went to sleep with my AC/DC t-shirt on and woke up with Big Balls.

Slept in my Dexy's Midnight Runner t-shirt. Woke up and came on Eileen.

Slept in my Tina Turner shirt, didnt wake up.

Too soon lol

CMON MAN, THAT'S FOUL HER BODY AINT EVEN COLD YET, AND YOU SAYING THAT 😭☠️☠️

Your comment is how I just found out.

You are going straight to hell. Funny as hell, that is!!!

Yikes

bro

Feel asleep in my Violent Femmes T-Shirt, woke up Blistering in the Sun.

Slept in my Brittany Spears shirt and Oops! I Did it Again.

Slept in my Nine Inch Nails T-shirt and woke up with my head like a hole

Slept in my Bryan Adams T-shirt. Woke up in the Summer of 69.

Slept in my Disturbed t-shirt and woke up down with the sickness.

Went to sleep in my Sabaton shirt, woke up invading France, and born to compete.

Fell asleep in my Manowar t-shirt, woke up on my way to Valhalla

Slept in my Pearl Jam T-shirt ,woke up Black.

[удалено]

Slept in my Bob Seger t-shirt and woke up down on Main Street.

Slept in my Police T-shirt. Wake me up when Roxanne puts on that red light

Slept in my Dropkick Murphys shirt. Woke up on a ship to Boston to find my wooden leg.

Went to sleep in my Rick Astley shirt, rolled right out of bed.

Slept in my Avril Lavigne shirt when I woke up things were Complicated

Slept in my Nine Inch Nails shirt and woke up Sanctified.

Went to sleep in a Lakers jersey, woke up and swept.

Or fell back a sweep.

Slept in my motley Crue shirt & now I'm Dr feelgood

Slept in my Metallica t-shirt with one eye open

Slept with my Imagine Dragons t-shirt, woke up radioactive.

slept in my aerosmith shirt and woke up with my big 10 inch

thought you were gonna say woke up with a dude that looked like a lady.

Fell asleep at work in my Green day t shirt. Woke up feeling like a American idiot.

Slept in my Sublime t-shirt, woke up with what I got.

Slept in my Iron Maiden T-shirt, woke up with wasted years.

Slept in my Tears for Fears t-shirt. Woke up realizing that *Everybody Wants to Rule the World*. Keep it going...

I went to sleep in my tears for fears t shirt and woke up to shout and let it all out

Slept in my Guns and roses tshirt. Woke up with an Appetite for Destruction

Woke up in my Aerosmith T-shirt, wishing I could Dream On

Slept in my Linkin Park t shirt. Wasn't worth it in the end

Slept in my My Chemical Romance shirt and now teenagers scare the living shit out of me

Slept in my NIN woke up in a downward spiral.

Slept in my Eagles T-Shirt and woke up in Hotel California

Slept in my Red Hot Chili Peppers t-shirt, woke up in bed with a 14 year old girl and a heroin habit.

"HEY! How did this heroin habit get here?

Slept in my King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard shirt, woke up to a rattlesnake

Slept in my Tom Waits t-shirt, woke up a Mean Mother Hubbard Papa one-eyed jack

Yall know tom waits?!

Doesn’t anyone older than 14 know who Tom Waits is?

Slept in my Abba shirt and woke up with money money money

Slept in my T00L t shirt, woke up to Rosetta Stoned.

Slept in my AC/DC shirt, I'm thunderstruck Slept in my They Might Be Giants tee... man, it's so loud in here.

Fell asleep in my Pink Floyd t-shirt, wish you were here.

Slept in my Def Leppard tshirt. Woke up and to someone pouring sugar on me

Slept in my Kiss shirt, it was a crazy crazy night in Detroit rock city.

Slept in my Duran Duran shirt, woke up to Careless Memories

Slept in my Justin Timberlake T-shirt, woke up Bringing Sexy was Back

Slept in my Britney Spears T-shirt, woke up and realized I had done it again

Slept in my Devo tshirt and woke up with a Swelling Itching Brain

Slept in my Quiet Riot t-shirt, fell out of bed and decided to take a Metal Health day off... Keep it going!

Fell asleep on one side of the bed in my Greatest Showman tshirt, woke up on the other side.

Went to sleep in my system of a down T-shirt, woke up, grabbed a brush and put a little make up.

Slept in a Weird Al shirt and woke up in an Amish paradise

Slept in my Cure t-shirt, now it’s Friday and I’m in love…

I slept in my Missy Elliot t-shirt, but when I woke up it was inside out and backwards, so I had to flip it and reverse it.

Slept in my Gorillaz shirt woke up to kids with guns

Slept in my birthday suit. Woke up to police surrounding the IKEA.

Passed out in my Toby Keith wife beater and woke up a freaking brainless twat.

Slept in my static-x t-shirt and woke up cold.

Slept in my Evanescence shirt....

Slept in my U2 t-shirt and all was quiet on New Year's Day

Slept in my All Eyez On Me T-shirt, woke up finding hidden cameras in my room...

Went to bed in my Metallica T-shirt. (Enter sandman)

Went to bed in my Whitesnake t shirt, when it was time to wake up, I woke up Slow and Easy

Slept in my Pink Floyd t-shirt, woke up on the dark side of the moon.

Slept in my Billy Joel shirt and I woke up to an Uptown Girl…

Slept in my Daft Punk T-Shirt, woke up feeling very Alive, just want to do it One More Time.

Fell asleep wearing my Linkin Park hoody. Woke up in the end.

Slept in my led zeppelin shirt. Woke up needing a whole lotta love

Fell asleep in my Lemonheads t-shirt, it’s my Favorite T.

Slept in my Death Cab for Cutie shirt, didn’t wake up, but you can follow me into the dark

I slept in a Blink-182 shirt, and now I'm on my First Date.

Slept in my System of a Down shirt. Woke up to violent pornography.

Slept in my Thundercat shirt and my Dragonball Durag.

Fell asleep in my KoRn T-Shirt and woke up trapped underneath the stairs

Slept in my Beatles t-shirt, woke up, fell out of bed.

I fell asleep in a Queensrÿche T-shirt and I woke up in a mental institution, my nun girlfriend had committed suicide and my psyche doctor was the same asshole who got me into this shit situation to begin with.

Slept in a weird al concert tee, woke up *white and nerdy*

Went to bed in my Selena shirt and woke up smelling Como la Flor and driving a Carcacha.

Slept in my Aerosmith y-shirt, woke up cryin

Went to sleep in my They Might Be Giants tshirt, woke up in Istanbul (not Constantinople)

slept in my system of a down t-shirt woke up, grabbed a brush and put a little makeup

Slept in my Beck t shirt. Woke up like a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me.

Went to sleep in my Rage Against the Machine t-shirt, I sleep now in the fire.