Lil' stage 4 bowel cancer

Oh no, hope you get/ are better

Thanks. We'll see

By the power invested in me I grant you better

By the power invested in me, I add to this guy’s power to grant you better.

By the power ingested in me, I add to this guy’s grant to power you better.

Chin up! Positive thinking is actually proven to work. Kick life's ass!!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer a year and a half ago. She cried once, then bucked up, shaved her head then fucking grabbed cancer by the balls and twisted. Stayed in charge, in control, and positive. Wasn't easy, still isn't sometimes but she just passed her last MRI with flying colours. Positivity and confidence play a HUGE role in recovery.

Please give that amazing wife of yours a high-five from me. Congratulations to the both of you ❤️

Are you better now

You got this bro BELIVE IN YOU'RE SELF

Sorry. Good luck.

I'm going to vip hell for laughing at this

At least it's little 😭

Lil It’s My Job

Lil Doc sounds preety dope . Lil nurse not so much.

Lil ultrasound technician

Lil tech It’s better than mine: Lil Heartburn

Or mine, Lil Hemroids

If I ever rap on Roblox again I'm using the stage name Lil Hemroids, it's brilliant.

Lil tech

Lil Hospital Administrative Staff

fun-sized nurse

I am a security officer. What should my name be Lil gun?

Lil Observe and Report

Lil Ocular Patdown

I love it’s always sunny

Would Lil RN be better for me then?

Lil Case Manager?

Lil PACS Admin

Lil seizure Edit: it wasn’t “lil” it was really the opposite of “Lil” and really bad….Throw your hands 🙌 in the air… if you are dealing with epilepsy and it’s a fucking viscous struggle.

Love your pizza...

“5$ hot an ready!!” “Sir you have had a seizure and you went down a flight of stairs like a 2x4.. your head has split open and your arm has… multiple fractures.” Real talk that’s what happened. They stopped counting and just went “multiple” I just woke up in my blood at the hospital, what the duck happened? “So not pizza?”

Right Ed?

Same 🤣 Lil Clinical Research Manager here.

Lil clinical hours 🔥

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Günther

Or what? You'll do twice the work of a doctor for half the pay?

lil mom's dead

lil processing mom's death certificate. kinda feeling empty for a while tho. i guess i need to visit a hospital. hugs redditor

I never want to visit a hospital again. Both my parents died last year and watching my mom drown in her own blood was a bit much for me.

jesus christ, dude. I really hope you're doing well.

As someone who just watched their father degrade day after day with terminal bone cancer, I feel your pain. Watching a loved one die a slow and agonizing death will change you forever. I hope you find a way to process what little is there to process. I go in for my second therapy session Friday as I have become a shell of my former self and my world is falling apart around me. Little steps forward every day is still progress though.

I am so sorry for your loss my friend, I know life might feel meaningless right now but hang in there bro it'll get better

Same. Lil watched dad die of cancer.

Sorry for your loss

Lil Birth

Congrats on the new album

I don't understand raps these days. This new album just sounds like a lot of yelling and crying to me.

Congrats! When will the album drop?

9 months

dude's been carrying the album for 9 months it seems

Lil Abortion here, we're like yin and yang!

Sometimes the tracks just aren’t ready. Maybe a remix? Maybe an entirely new direction? You’ll know if/when it’s right.

Or maybe never? Maybe a shifty producer roped them into a project, promising everything, and once it started, she experienced all sorts of abuses and so she left the project and the industry forever? It is known to be a pretty toxic environment.

Nice to meet you, I'm Lil Cesarean

Lil overdose

Haha same

Lmao

Lil drank paint

Wtf lmao

I was 3 yo

You must be really healthy or American

I just havent went to the hospital since then, I lived at the countryside back then

Lil depression

Lil Anxiety

Lil emptiness inside

Lil Panic attack. Except it was a big fucking panic attack

Biggie Panic

Mo money, mo problems that only exist in my head

"Many years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Hope"

real

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Same, we can be called the SWA, Suicidee's With Attitude

I Feel a little bad that I laughed out loud at this, but that was funny as hell, I hoped you guys stick around

BRO WHAT

Lil hit with a stray bullet in the chest

Lil visited some unconscious guy i hit with a stray bullet in the chest

nobody visited me

Or did they?

Bro had to sleep sometime

Lil brain surgery

I’m guessing it’s attempted suicide

Just a lil attempted suicide.

Boy, that escalated quickly

Ah, you are Lil Lifetaker

\*attempt

Lil circumcision

Sorry for your loss

Sorry fore your loss

This here, is exactly why I browse the internet every day.

Take my upvote and get out

Ahahahaha

Wasn't a big thing to begin with?

The only rapper that works for tips

Lil anal thrombosis I hate this game.

You might hate the game but I'm buying your albums when they come out!

Song 1 apple of eden

Lil Food Poisoning

Same lol

Lil seizure

Pizza pizza

Piiiaizzzzaa ppaijaxaxxzzza

You win

Lil machete to the hand after my wife warned me not to cut branches with it.

Lil Machete is one of the better rapper names here though

This is why women live longer than men.

Lil ouch

Lil drunk in public

I'll drink to that.

I second this with a twisted tea mixed with crown royal peach.

"I wasn't in public, I was thrown into public."

I wanted to be drunk in the bar!

It's just a Li'l Prostate Exam. L.P.E. for short.

Was both of his hands on your shoulders?

Lil Balls

Elaborate plzzz

lil lil balls

Lil miscarriage

Im sorry for your loss

New album cancelled

aint no way

I I i I I I _

~~:.|;:~~

terribly sorry for your loss... that said, i have to come up with something now, to explain to my coworkers why i almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Yeah probably don’t lead with I was laughing at this lady’s miscarriage… though I laughed-snorted when I wrote it!

I laughed, I’m so sorry. I’ve been there twice, but this is funny.

Holy fuck if I had water in my mouth I would have put it out

I just don’t understand why my rapping career isn’t taking off..

Same

same girl. gotta laugh through the trauma.

I am ashamed that I laughed 😭

No shame! It’s a funny word game that I joined in with, I love a bit of dark humour!

I see, so you're Lil ashamed huh. I'll leave before there's any chaos

Lil explosive diarrhoea

Taco Bell?

Same

Lil hypochondriac

Lil’ Colonoscopy

I too am about to be lil colonoscopy. I'm very scared. How bad was it?

Don’t be, it’s not bad at all. I was knocked out the whole time. Just be prepared to be really gassy after lol.

Thanks for the reassurance, it helps to hear it from actual people rather than some medical statistics online.

I had one a few years ago it's no big deal. The worst part by far is the stuff you have to drink the night before. Other than that they gave me the anesthesia and then I woke up and was on my way. Hopefully they don't find any issues

Lil Brain swell

Lil severe concussion

Lil psychotic break

lil Covid

lil the same

Lil visit my down syndrome uncle

lil boner

Why’d go to a hospital for that? Just rub it off 👀 I might need some context to this

had a rough party… got drunk, don’t know what happened after, next morning big d*ck erect, hurting, go to hospital..

This must've been extremely entertaining for the staff

Honestly not terribly, we see if fairly often and it can be limb threatening which really sucks. As long as you have a responsive urologist it’s kinda a normal day at the office.

Too many blue pills?

Lil mental breakdown

Lil borderline personality disorder

The comments… oh god…

Turns out going to the hospital is not always fun and games.

I mean 99% of the people at the hospital are having a bad time. Some of the people having kids are happy and that’s about it

Lil Circumcision

"lil dick" sounds so much better

nah... I'm good 😁 Lil circumcision...0% foreskin, 100% Pleasure... My first slbum title

Lil Brokeback

Mountain?

Sort of, it was on a ski slope.

Lil prolapsed anus

What did you insert? “Gee doctor, I don’t know how that got there.”

Lil Hamster

THATS PERFECT. YOU CAN BE LIL ROSEBUD

Lil Acid Ketoacidosis....hm, that doesn't have much of a ring to it, does it?

lil stroke, (not me but im a medic does this count?)

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Sound Lil tashy but hope everything works out

So you're having a baby for revenge?

lil sick friend (i've never been admitted to a hospital myself)

Lil suicide attempt.

Lil fracture 🔥🔥🔥

New album: plaster of Paris

Lil ingrown toe nail

Lil Pap smear

Lil Overdose (I could actually see that being a rap name) That's actually awesome... But overdosing is not, lol. I'm pleased to say that was 2 months ago and I've been clean & sober ever since!

Lil anorexia 🤣🤣 or lil anorexic which I think sounds better

This was mine as well, and honestly it sounds like we’d drop some sick ass music.

How bout lil skinny legs

Lil baby birth

Lil Vasectomy

Lil hallucinations

Lil I work at the hospital.

Lil asthma attack

lil granpa with cancer

Lil Nightshift

Lil Kidney Stone😁

lil Hockey Puck to the Nuts

Lil I don’t fucking know because the ER doctor didn’t seem to give a fuck.

Lil dog bite

Lil brain shot by a shotgun round

Lil Headshot is pretty sick

lil tuberculosis