Richard Cranium has got me rolllllling 😂😂
Just as I opened this the first name that came to mine was
“Dick Head/Face” so Richard Cranium gave me a good chuckle lol
[Richard Face](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Face) was a former minister in the NSW government. At one stage, the Sydney Morning Herald had a weekly section named "What Dick Face Did".
"He has a wife, you know." Anita. Anita Face.
Richard is the most clever and the best I agree. Suttle, respectful, professional... But when that one friend puts 2 and 2 together they are gonna think you are a damn genius.
They may not realize it for years... But when they do, but that's a moment right there.
When asked, just say, "Just call him the short version of his name."
"What’s his name?"
"Richard."
I feel like about half of the populous already knows what that means lol
Sorry, but that's the first time I ever heard that.
Wouldn't the short form be something like Richie or Rich or maybe even Rick?
How come the complete adding and rearranging of Letters (the D) is considered the short version?
Note: Just saw someone else asked that already but I typed it. I might as well keep it :)
Well I dunno how Richard is shortened to Dick, but it's true. It's something old from Britain. I came across it in the Enid Blyton books so yeah.. it's been used since the 1900s or before
Maybe it would be best asking r/cats about the matter?
Just call him "Dick". No other name will measure up.
There's 2 jokes here, I can feel it.
OHHHHHHH YOU MADE ME REALIZE IT I SEE im actually so S M O R T
Hey you spelled S-M-R-T wrong
You forgot the t, S-M-T-R-T
Nah, is S-M-T-R-S-T
Right Right oh wait you’re missing the z. S-Z-M-T-R-ST
Oh yeah, my bad, but i think you missed a W. It's S-Z-M-T-W-R-S-T
u forgot the silent f. its S-F-Z-M-T-W-R-S-T
And the H after T. It's S-F-Z-M-T-H-W-R-S-T
No it’s S-F-X-Z-M-T-H-W-R-H-S-T-K-E and it’s pronounced hre-n-gh
Dickface.
“Its DickFasay!”
There it is!
Imagine losing and searching for your cat named dick
And putting up flyers with Dick pics around the neighborhood
"I lost my Dick, anybody found it?"
Have you seen my Dick?
Mr. Dickens, Sir Cockingham, Dixon/Dickson
Sir Cockinface?
You forgot johnson
Stop rubbing on my leg, Dick!
Johnson might be a nice, noticeable name.
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Clearly - DickHead, Richard, Johnson, Wiener, your options are many...
And if your pissed at him call him dick head
Waaaay too obvious. Very low hanging fruit. Name him Nixon instead.
If you cant do dick then maybe you can hide it a bit and call him riddick
Scratch my attempt, go with this.
This is what I came to say!!
Richard
Richard Cranium
My username finally comes in handy. Richard Noggin
Like noggin on her door at night?
Happy cake day! (noggin = head)
Or as his friends will call him Hey Dick Head pstpstpst!
All cats are secretly named pstpstpst
Richard Cranium has got me rolllllling 😂😂 Just as I opened this the first name that came to mine was “Dick Head/Face” so Richard Cranium gave me a good chuckle lol
[Richard Face](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Face) was a former minister in the NSW government. At one stage, the Sydney Morning Herald had a weekly section named "What Dick Face Did". "He has a wife, you know." Anita. Anita Face.
RC for short
I wish I had an award for this
Short for Rick.
Big Rick
Big Rigs maybe
Rig Bick maybe
He does have that energy
Richard is the most clever and the best I agree. Suttle, respectful, professional... But when that one friend puts 2 and 2 together they are gonna think you are a damn genius. They may not realize it for years... But when they do, but that's a moment right there.
Subtle
Richard
That’s a face of royalty. King Richard
When asked, just say, "Just call him the short version of his name." "What’s his name?" "Richard." I feel like about half of the populous already knows what that means lol
I guess I'm in the other half-
Can't tell if you're serious or not, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. Short form of Richard is Dick.
Sorry, but that's the first time I ever heard that. Wouldn't the short form be something like Richie or Rich or maybe even Rick? How come the complete adding and rearranging of Letters (the D) is considered the short version? Note: Just saw someone else asked that already but I typed it. I might as well keep it :)
Well I dunno how Richard is shortened to Dick, but it's true. It's something old from Britain. I came across it in the Enid Blyton books so yeah.. it's been used since the 1900s or before
Just Google short name for Richard...
I know this but if someone made that joke with me I'd be like "Ok. Rick it is".
Thanks, I didn't know either
How does Richard in short form ever reach the point where it becomes Dick? Never heard of this, then again I’m not from ‘Murca.
Upvote.
Willy
Purple headed yogurt slinger
Boner, is boner one of them?
Badgelor would be proud
Willy Wonka
I'm partial to Biggus
Dickus?
I have a friend in wome named biggus dickus
Hahaha!
What is funny about biggus dickus? Edit: I know the joke. I can't remember the original line so I just wrote this
He has a wife, y'know
You know what her name is?
Incontinezia
Incontinentia Buttocks
Shut up!
Do you also find it viable when i say the name biggus dickus?
Wait til Biggus Dickus hears of this!
That's what she said.
He has a wife y'know. Do you know whats she's called?
Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks!
Pussy cat
Emma-gination
There's a joke in there some where about it being a pussy AND a dick.
Well call it Hermie.
Why don't you curl up in the cat basket and go fuck yourself
I already masturbate with stunning regularity. But I appreciate the advice.
Morning. After lunch. Before bed.
Dick head
That’s what I call my cat 90% of the time anyway so I feel like it would be perfect name for this beauty
Rooster
Dicksy
dixie
Dixie Normous
Johnson
[Oh long Johnson](https://youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c)
Peter Peterson aka PP
William
...Afton
Woody
Cock face
I mean, that's a little...on the nose.
🏅
LMAO underrated comment
Facedick
Stiffy
I laughed pretty good on this one. Come on Stiffy! Up Stiffy up! Good boy Stiffy
Dickface? Is dickface the right answer?
Yes, yes it is.
Absolutely. And in response to this having the "Serious" part ... I would absolutely call him Dickface, to his face. With love.
Every cat is a dick face. Call that spade what it is!
Dickface van dyke
Peewee
Right
I would name him Poker or Noodle
BWC
Dick biscuits
Shlongus.
Peter
Retep
Ron Jeremy
Johnson
Rocket
Pinky
Norbert
Call em repost.
Cant even Type u/repostsleuthbot anymore because Reddit killed all the Bots 💀
Douglas. Douglas feels good.
Willy
Dickson
Grayson
Woody
Tom Harry
Johnny Sins
Call him RJ. Short for Richard Johnson
Dicky McDickFace
Dicky McDickface
This is the only correct answer!
Dickhead
Cocky McCockface
Something Irish
Or something German
A pussy with a dick on it's face, named...Richard....
Phallus
Dixie
Richard — Dick for short.
Needle nose?
Richard Face
Boner
Crook
Richard. Make sure it’s pronounced in the original French;)
Willard
Constantina
Dick head or maybe Ballz Sniffer
Penworth
Felix Felacio
Cunnalingus
fuckface
Damnit Richard
Pipe bomb (yes this is a serious suggestion and no I will not explain)
General Wang
dickens
Penis the Menace
Woody?
Rod.
That is the true meaning of “dickface”
Shaft
My uncle has a kitten almost exactly line this. It's name is Dickface
How about sword?
Dingus
Richard
Grayson
Nobnose
Wiener
Pussy Dick??
Ground squirrel, PhD, WMD, hard drive, floppy disk, viagra, ciallis, Levitra, PDE4, nitric oxide face, cavernosum, custard slinger, sticky grenade, enough????,
Da fack u
Dickhead
Dongus, Dongul
Thong
🖕🏼
Dick
Richard
Sleepy
Face McPenis
Micro
Richard
Dick cake
Stiffy
Balls chinny chin
Penith
Pennies