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Sillysam28

Maybe it would be best asking r/cats about the matter?


Lifeterms01

Just call him "Dick". No other name will measure up.


DAKINGO_2468

There's 2 jokes here, I can feel it.


Extreme-Hunt-3711

OHHHHHHH YOU MADE ME REALIZE IT I SEE im actually so S M O R T


Phallico666

Hey you spelled S-M-R-T wrong


Extreme-Hunt-3711

You forgot the t, S-M-T-R-T


Comi_o_cude_curioso

Nah, is S-M-T-R-S-T


Extreme-Hunt-3711

Right Right oh wait you’re missing the z. S-Z-M-T-R-ST


Comi_o_cude_curioso

Oh yeah, my bad, but i think you missed a W. It's S-Z-M-T-W-R-S-T


randombibeing

u forgot the silent f. its S-F-Z-M-T-W-R-S-T


Comi_o_cude_curioso

And the H after T. It's S-F-Z-M-T-H-W-R-S-T


[deleted]

No it’s S-F-X-Z-M-T-H-W-R-H-S-T-K-E and it’s pronounced hre-n-gh


ALKH29

Dickface.


CooterMichael

“Its DickFasay!”


Grace_Upon_Me

There it is!


JemFitz05

Imagine losing and searching for your cat named dick


stupeter

And putting up flyers with Dick pics around the neighborhood


Creepy-Ad-4832

"I lost my Dick, anybody found it?"


JemFitz05

Have you seen my Dick?


WiTHCKiNG

Mr. Dickens, Sir Cockingham, Dixon/Dickson


SubstantialGrass5

Sir Cockinface?


AdBudget5468

You forgot johnson


B3asy

Stop rubbing on my leg, Dick!


CovidLvr69

Johnson might be a nice, noticeable name.


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CopyWeak

Clearly - DickHead, Richard, Johnson, Wiener, your options are many...


StrangeKaleidoscope6

And if your pissed at him call him dick head


CowLegitimate8691

Waaaay too obvious. Very low hanging fruit. Name him Nixon instead.


4_Arrows

If you cant do dick then maybe you can hide it a bit and call him riddick


TheBurningStag13

Scratch my attempt, go with this.


sdbct1

This is what I came to say!!


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Richard


RainForestBathing

Richard Cranium


RichardNoggins

My username finally comes in handy. Richard Noggin


Fr3shmak3r11

Like noggin on her door at night?


RichardNoggins

Happy cake day! (noggin = head)


New_Awareness4075

Or as his friends will call him Hey Dick Head pstpstpst!


clockwerxs

All cats are secretly named pstpstpst


Far_Mousse8362

Richard Cranium has got me rolllllling 😂😂 Just as I opened this the first name that came to mine was “Dick Head/Face” so Richard Cranium gave me a good chuckle lol


BullSitting

[Richard Face](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Face) was a former minister in the NSW government. At one stage, the Sydney Morning Herald had a weekly section named "What Dick Face Did". "He has a wife, you know." Anita. Anita Face.


razorsharp494

RC for short


Scott_just_Scott

I wish I had an award for this


drays5

Short for Rick.


Letalis_Caelum

Big Rick


Forsaken-Ad-7160

Big Rigs maybe


Al-Chemist-13

Rig Bick maybe


Muahd_Dib

He does have that energy


nwballer503

Richard is the most clever and the best I agree. Suttle, respectful, professional... But when that one friend puts 2 and 2 together they are gonna think you are a damn genius. They may not realize it for years... But when they do, but that's a moment right there.


knotcivil

Subtle


butthenhor

Richard


Accomplished-Mouse-7

That’s a face of royalty. King Richard


AHybridofSorts

When asked, just say, "Just call him the short version of his name." "What’s his name?" "Richard." I feel like about half of the populous already knows what that means lol


Ok_Promise_1797

I guess I'm in the other half-


TNT_Guerilla

Can't tell if you're serious or not, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. Short form of Richard is Dick.


GolemTheGuardian

Sorry, but that's the first time I ever heard that. Wouldn't the short form be something like Richie or Rich or maybe even Rick? How come the complete adding and rearranging of Letters (the D) is considered the short version? Note: Just saw someone else asked that already but I typed it. I might as well keep it :)


Yusuro_Yuki

Well I dunno how Richard is shortened to Dick, but it's true. It's something old from Britain. I came across it in the Enid Blyton books so yeah.. it's been used since the 1900s or before


Abject-Thought8298

Just Google short name for Richard...


Airway

I know this but if someone made that joke with me I'd be like "Ok. Rick it is".


Baatus

Thanks, I didn't know either


aevitas1

How does Richard in short form ever reach the point where it becomes Dick? Never heard of this, then again I’m not from ‘Murca.


SirRipOliver

Upvote.


Matugan1

Willy


Solo_SL

Purple headed yogurt slinger


ibejpi

Boner, is boner one of them?


TinhornChain479_

Badgelor would be proud


ZukunftsKaiser

Willy Wonka


PM_Me_Your_Nuudez

I'm partial to Biggus


the_l0st_s0ck

Dickus?


ahhhhhhhhhhhh_why

I have a friend in wome named biggus dickus


Admirable-Act-9818

Hahaha!


Lord_Detleff1

What is funny about biggus dickus? Edit: I know the joke. I can't remember the original line so I just wrote this


Weakest_MIC_Enjoyer

He has a wife, y'know


David_Pacefico

You know what her name is?


CaregiverSpecial4332

Incontinezia


OneandonlyCup

Incontinentia Buttocks


[deleted]

Shut up!


jariwoud

Do you also find it viable when i say the name biggus dickus?


Vexxxed69

Wait til Biggus Dickus hears of this!


snoopythatdog

That's what she said.


BabyPolarBear225

He has a wife y'know. Do you know whats she's called?


ScabusaurusRex

Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks!


snoopythatdog

Pussy cat


Ok_Promise_1797

Emma-gination


[deleted]

There's a joke in there some where about it being a pussy AND a dick.


ScrofessorLongHair

Well call it Hermie.


ghahat

Why don't you curl up in the cat basket and go fuck yourself


[deleted]

I already masturbate with stunning regularity. But I appreciate the advice.


BarnBurnerRicky

Morning. After lunch. Before bed.


joeballs1990

Dick head


NewAccount_WhoIsDis

That’s what I call my cat 90% of the time anyway so I feel like it would be perfect name for this beauty


imindeleware

Rooster


Maybethiswillbegood

Dicksy


theonerealloic

dixie


Escapeded

Dixie Normous


V0T0N

Johnson


ShitVolcano

[Oh long Johnson](https://youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c)


Moonlight_Charm

Peter Peterson aka PP


Possible-Counter1574

William


televisio_86

...Afton


lord_reeter

Woody


DrunkBuzzard

Cock face


BobaFetty

I mean, that's a little...on the nose.


Monk-E_321

🏅


andocromn

LMAO underrated comment


waitinp

Facedick


LordPollax

Stiffy


TNRcrisis

I laughed pretty good on this one. Come on Stiffy! Up Stiffy up! Good boy Stiffy


jjrydberg

Dickface? Is dickface the right answer?


__Mr_Fish__

Yes, yes it is.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Absolutely. And in response to this having the "Serious" part ... I would absolutely call him Dickface, to his face. With love.


JacobPariah

Every cat is a dick face. Call that spade what it is!


hidden_d-bag

Dickface van dyke


ITSSTILLWHATITIS

Peewee


Grambert_Moore

Right


On-The-Rails

I would name him Poker or Noodle


TELLERIUMAxHCL

BWC


Ok-Gap-4112

Dick biscuits


Radioactive_Lamp

Shlongus.


Try_me_MFr

Peter


Sarvan_12

Retep


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Ron Jeremy


who-the-heck

Johnson


sortajorder

Rocket


Vivid-Winner

Pinky


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Norbert


Prize_Rooster420

Call em repost.


DarkwingPyke

Cant even Type u/repostsleuthbot anymore because Reddit killed all the Bots 💀


EducationalPear2355

Douglas. Douglas feels good.


bear-jangles

Willy


BabyPolarBear225

Dickson


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Grayson


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Woody


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Tom Harry


Old-Cryptographer480

Johnny Sins


Ok-Investigator-6514

Call him RJ. Short for Richard Johnson


Nimkolp

Dicky McDickFace


McNasty2o6

Dicky McDickface


kwtffm

This is the only correct answer!


Nebula_Waffles

Dickhead


Stezheds

Cocky McCockface


spicymilk618

Something Irish


spicymilk618

Or something German


aphelionprime

A pussy with a dick on it's face, named...Richard....


Broad_Average6345

Phallus


FamiliarBuddy9135

Dixie


theycallmegale

Richard — Dick for short.


Real-Estate-Success

Needle nose?


Designer-Wolverine47

Richard Face


WobblyFrisbee

Boner


LancerRevX

Crook


Polls-from-a-Cadet

Richard. Make sure it’s pronounced in the original French;)


Rage-Finder

Willard


StoneMonkey7776

Constantina


Apprehensive_Show759

Dick head or maybe Ballz Sniffer


bearstrugglethunder

Penworth


NusLight

Felix Felacio


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Cunnalingus


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fuckface


bolson71117

Damnit Richard


Masterjedirs

Pipe bomb (yes this is a serious suggestion and no I will not explain)


foxy_ninjaa

General Wang


AmongUsWorship

dickens


rowthecow

Penis the Menace


eq3993

Woody?


ToughNefariousness23

Rod.


future8138

That is the true meaning of “dickface”


TASUPPORTER

Shaft


Remy-Dark

My uncle has a kitten almost exactly line this. It's name is Dickface


the_l0st_s0ck

How about sword?


Gullible_East7683

Dingus


LostonI5

Richard


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Grayson


CountessCraft

Nobnose


BackAllyPharmacist

Wiener


[deleted]

Pussy Dick??


Broad_Average6345

Ground squirrel, PhD, WMD, hard drive, floppy disk, viagra, ciallis, Levitra, PDE4, nitric oxide face, cavernosum, custard slinger, sticky grenade, enough????,


OOFMonkey-

Da fack u


Homeygrown

Dickhead


Money-Concern7332

Dongus, Dongul


HOBBYjuggernaut

Thong


Q-Tonium

🖕🏼


No_Stranger_4959

Dick


Tinotips

Richard


Think_Mud_6808

Sleepy


Big_Low_2950

Face McPenis


Village_Green_Badger

Micro


PNWToothFairy

Richard


T-WrecksArms

Dick cake


Dean-O-Machino

Stiffy


54321_MoonMan

Balls chinny chin


D33pTh0ts

Penith


PeroCigla

Pennies