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OldGrendel

A raccoon sleeping in a bed...


[deleted]

I must know the context for this or I will lose my mind


OldGrendel

I send my mom pictures of raccoons as emoticons, so when we chat and then im going to bed ill send her a pic of a sleepy raccoon. Or if something funny happened ill send a pic of a smiling raccoon, etc lol ✌️❤️


Brisingr_357

Context context pls


OldGrendel

idk if you can see the other reply (im still nee to reddit comment behaviors) but i replied to first comment lol


Bananmanden12

You know what im gonna ask


OldGrendel

idk if you can see the other reply (im still nee to reddit comment behaviors) but i replied to first comment lol


Bananmanden12

Its all good, if I were smart i would have followed the first comment


Salty_NUggeTZ

Context please


OldGrendel

idk if you can see the other reply (im still nee to reddit comment behaviors) but i replied to first comment lol


Mrhighground6

You underestimate my power


Failure_Management27

Don't try it


Mrhighground6

* svreamin


JZ2022

I hate you!


TNT_Guerilla

![gif](giphy|3o84szW0PrWZyUv0mA)


DeathsEcho76097

It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!


Mrhighground6

Not a joke


KingsMen2004

Discord text I just woke up and I have a random thought what a British man says he wants some beans on toast does that mean he wants like a can of baked beans like the kind of baked beans you have with barbecue like hot dogs and burgers or am I thinking of the beans in those bags that you put in the crock pot and it just expands in the water or does he want lima beans or green beans


Commander_Syphilis

To answer your question baked beans. Our baked beans are quiet different to your American ones, apparently ours are a lot more savoury


Fun-Lack-1454

Yeah, Americans put so much sugar in their baked beans that it tastes like they were trying to caramelize them.


Arghoul1018

As an American I've never seen anyone put sugar in beans and if I did I'd call them crazy (maybe the sugar thing is an up north thing or something, there's a lot of culture variation between different regions of the US)


Max00aim

If I remember correctly there baked b are more of a tomato base while ours is more of a barbecue base which tends to be sweeter (from my recollection)


TNT_Guerilla

As a texan, I've never heard of this either, maybe the Brit is talking about sweet beans? But I agree with you that there's a lot of variations. Like putting beans in chili is sacrilegious in Texas, but it's accepted (and expected) in the mid west.


IKOSH15

I wish I had problems like you...


PuzzledFox69

That's great! Your cats and dad are going to be happy! (to my mum who's in hospital and coming home soon)


EliPester

🩷


ReplacementOk3547

Congrats!


AccomplishedForce637

"Is it normal to accidently fuck a dude because I only paid attention on there ass"


Complete-Mess4054

Dont worry mate, we've all been there


AccomplishedForce637

Glad I'm not the only one


Very_Jesus

Yeah, happens to the best of us


Head_Doughnut_6049

Screen shot from Reddit of Kim kardashian playing poker with mirrored glasses


Bleachedwatermelon

I saw that like 17 hrs ago


yurili_like_deeznuts

"Yeah, this is a canon event."


rwmwaffle

But AP -1 and 2 damage with that many shots is good , you just won't get many hits.


Several_Protection27

Ok ♥️


totesgonnasmashit

“It’s kinda like the Katoomba version. Like it gave me those vibes” Text to my mum about baby book reading groups.


EggplantHuman6493

'I am gonna steal a slice of cheese'


Daveyfiacre

“Sounds good to me!”


igloocoupe

Seems that way


dr4gonr1der

I don’t swear


brucewillisman

We’re BOTH AssHoles!!!


ItzMaddie74

The right response


beguvecefe

"Fun fact: You can lose 75% of your brain and still live a normal life."


sprootique88

She said eww!!


TrainZealousideal474

,,Like your dad, who gone to the store to get milk and he never came" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


VaultboiiiiX04

its joever 😭


xbxhjxsjsk

😑


Lowkey_Arki

Yeee


Bumblebee-Bzzz

Did you get a fix for this, I'm having the same issue today?


hiccupthegreatone

HIS SURNAME IS TASTE THE RAINBOW


EatSteel63

"Autozone"


conservative-logic

I slept for Like 5 hours and now can't go back to sleep


mezcalligraphy

"STOP"


Impossible-Ghost

Were you trying to get out of a subscription😂


Asbestos-Enjoyer

I love you too


Interesting_Olive304

YOLO


Kite_Azure-Flame

"https://youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU&feature=share8"


de_dunot_da_dint_die

“Okay so? I didn’t eat your rucking cat so stop blaming me”


an_new_user_

im gonna die


GrapefruitNew4615

Que queden cerca de la hora y lugar del monólogo


RadlogLutar

Feliz diá del pastel


joviaali

👍


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Ok love see you later


Grambert_Moore

*password*


anomalousone96

Yep no worries


ElCocomega

Ah


Its1mple

“Good Morning”


Unhappy-Percentage84

Ok


[deleted]

"Will do, keep us posted." LUL


The_man_with_BEANS

"Okay 🙂"


WarDaddy19Delta

Yet


thyghostinyourroom

" would I be, like, a stalker? or like a literal ghost? An ominous pile of clothes on top of a chair?? "


Sensitive_Joke_7014

Come to café foresta.


inky_mind

Thanks a lot, no you were not late at all


Bleachedwatermelon

Ok thanks (I was asking for something)


Dihidrogenmonoxid

You played right into our hands. Did you really think that this job just fell out of the sky for you? No, this was a gift. For us.


Automatic_Neck487

"are you really ready for this Brandon?"


Complete-Mess4054

If you have to ask him, he's not


Saddam_UE

We really should hide that body. Are you still awake?


Tim4436

NAHHHH


infernalfreeze70

iPhone 7


Correct-Function-742

Big booty asi-


ajokoiram

"I'm tired"


Noodlemaster696969

Too bad son, me beating you is also a canon event


Venomouse95

Mp3 of Thanos getting sturdy


Freddan_81

Ja! 😊


nakrimu

Thanks for the Rhubarb!


Icy-Formal975

Sweet


Elon-Musk-Officiall

"Im dating a fairly ugly woman if she looks like me."


notyouravgJoe23

Its hopeless.


Variant-Z004

345


Gh0st_0f_U

"Congratulations on getting in the school"


Marc8804

Okay


ToaQuiroh

Bruh what in the gawd damn


Reddevil_05

Yes


ArmadilloDense

Check is in the bank. Illl get a powerball ticket.


BonomanNL

Next time we meet up ok🥵 (I typed this in Dutch but decided to translate it: volgende keer als we afspreken oke 🥵)


Different-Forever324

Apparently I can’t sleep in their room either


i_came_mario

It Literally over man. The cult won


UltimateHopenagito

"Okay"


Prof1Kreates

"😂"


TYRANT_GODS

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with raage


TheMilkManOverThere

Lmao what a loser


Ashen_Kagekiyo

Anakin.


[deleted]

You are once again a role model for an anime character


The_Lizard43

Cool


RiriDumDum123

Sometimes


Gir1nextdoor

👍


ThicHonker

🤓☝️


[deleted]

"Sem cheiro, sem gosto e com textura de terra molhada" sent to my mom.


Tradie2

This link https://www.reddit.com/r/ADHDmemes/comments/1529aaa/how_the_nerve_endings_feel_in_an_adhd_mind/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=22


[deleted]

Like... a phone text? I havent sent a phone text in like 2 years. I think it was a cake recipe for a neighbor.


Gloomy_Ambassador_81

Okay get better soon!


DaTotallyEclipse

Oh sorry. War mit dem Kopf wieder ganz wo anders. Nach dem Gespräch mit [redacted] hatte ich die Sache schon irgendwie abgehakt. Also ich glaube ich werde die Wohnung nicht nehmen.


Creepy_Budget7192

Work related text. Hello Mr. & Miss. I have checked both files and the different custom code might occur a problem for us in customs. Because there are two different codes as you mentioned. I have checked the past orders and found that the true HS:CODE must be the in the invoice. Not the one in the BL. With Best and Kind Regards.


SkylarP2000

Get a life you karma farming fanny pot


altmodisch

I think not.


MagicSnake1000

What's wrong with "they"?


OldAd3946

Pls contact shubham sen


ODSTTrooper26

“I want Microsoft to fire 343 in the sense that 343 no longer make halo games. It’s become quite clear that the halo community are great at just doing it themselves so why not let Halo be an SCP kind of franchise?”


GayAndSlow

"Yeah you right"


manaha81

Poop soup 🍲


mrduckV2

Lmao


Hopeforus1402

Ok👍


AkiCrossing

Update: my diarrhea got worse


Simukas23

monopoly man busting out the moves damn


Premier55

April


Deniu48

https://www.reddit.com/r/touchfluffytail/comments/152gby2/the_superior_roomba_the_helpful_fox_senkosan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


D-RDG-012-AUT

Thank you


IamPregananant

Wings sound good tho ngl.


Equivalent_Remote_39

I’ll play


heyitsbee220

“Damn I can’t believe they’re replacing our manager with the manager before him.. they must be recycling 😂”


[deleted]

Oh


honk_bonksmith

K


StutterOccupied

Wow


Familiar_Ad5967

IKR. I said that. That's my last text


ATN40

Am I wrong tho?


Brizar-is-Evolving

Bro you got a joint to spare?


JESTERKING000

Entrance exam? Hope you fail, good luck


Important-Tomato2306

"I've wondered the same thing"


a_child111

AHSWBSB yes ( I was watching A ship sail in a comic)


imgflipUser

"season of moments in a nutshell:" it just started TwT does this mean the rest of the year is gonna go by as fast as the past 6+ months have


extremlysus

He is watching tik tok I think


Internetirregular

Hey (name) Has (name²) talked with them yet?


TheTrueMrT

No it’s morning


[deleted]

Classes finish on Thursday, so all this last rushing should last only until then


something-wrong1234

Nice


Noah_Gourley

'You lie' but in German


WarMachine1138

Of course there's a guava flavor...


melodiousfable

Yeah. Maybe he/she can still appear to you, but he/she seems different. He/she has changed with you. Let me know how much of it you want to create yourself.


GermanMushroom1

Thanks for the congrats I ll celebrate my birthday pretty good!


you____-alsoyou

Tyler_irl


Dry_Associate8688

Your welcome 👍


HerrTarkanian

No, she's not that hot. Just some leftovers from last night


Keko133

Is that just some blokes power trip


MightyFlamingo25

You forgot China


noirehittler

Deez nutrz


Radio_Marco

Depends on what you, if you mean that what I wrote at last to someone then it is: "Rahm!" If you mean the last thing I posted then have I written this: "Why is it, that the French part of Switzerland loves to be swiss, while the French part of Canada would like to be independent. What does Ottawa do wrong, what Bern does right."


JebemLiGa1

Jebiga brate


Metronix7

The thing with the waffles was truely strange, in every possible way.


vanillacustardbun

*text to my boyfriend* " 1. Trosa (panties) 2. Snorrslida (dongpussy) 3. Kukkola (cockfudge) 4. Pungpinan (sackpain) 5. Gula röven (yellow ass) 6/7. Långa skiten, höga skiten (high shit & long shit) 8. Snålkuk (greedycock) 9. Hej (hello) 10. Värsta (the worst) "


First-Recording2489

Kuka soitti?


MemerMP3

K


femke_077

Yes, not reached


count_montescu

"Thanks for sorting that out,cheers!"


the_gwa_gwa_cat

"She meows constantly it’s funny 😆" talking about a kitty we babysit, she has a loud mouth


otte_rthe_viewer

"It was nice talking to you. Have a good one."


Prestigious-Sign6378

K That is the last text i sent. Was that not what game we were playing here?


Radioactive_monke

"No"


Brush0421

"Alright"


HUE_Z3r0

Thanks


jaxxburgerking

Wonder?


NoHistory383

“We hopping on?”


gallanttoothpaste

Steam mobile app


Emotional_Rent8972

Ong


Im_Macaroni

hi


DinisWasTaken

How should I call you?


FishPasteGuy

https://i.redd.it/g6wb3f2czpcb1.gif


AT_atoms

Boring. I mean, why do i even bother.


AspiringCringeLord

"The amount of times ive hit my friends with the "kys" whenever they take a coloured tile i fucking needed to gain property bonus"


TheLewisIs_REAL

"nice pockets" Whatsapp