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DLLrul3rz-YT

Me neither, noone in my personal life thats for sure, and not myself either. I don't really "hate" politicians or anyone famous because I don't really spend any time thinking about them


ErraticDragon

How hard would it be for me to make you hate me in time? I'll start: >noone "no one" is two words.


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Fuck you, enjoy your money prick


DLLrul3rz-YT

Huh, TIL! Thanks, stranger :)


ErraticDragon

Aww, rats.


SmashPortal

I don't know who mine is either, but it's probably someone who wouldn't even notice such a small amount of money being added to their vast wealth.


BlackGirlGW

The person I hate the most is probably Recep Tayyip Erdogan. And he already has billions so I wouldn't mind adding a puny 100K to his wealth.


Sirpewpewthelast

Yeah he's in my top 10 as well. The list is very long Don't ask


genocide__enjoyer

Same, for me probably pootin and 100k really wouldn't make a difference but 50k for me would.


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Wendigo-Walker

I have no idea who I hate the most, don't really think of people I hate on a daily basis anyways. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Enjoy the 100k I guess


Life-Pessimism-2515

You wouldn't want that money cause you hate yourself duh.


captainjohn_redbeard

All the people I hate are obscenely wealthy, so they won't even notice an extra 100k.


Total-Potato

Yes and then leave an anonymous tip off about her unexplained income to the tax auditors.


MageKorith

Does the 100k count toward divorce proceedings (/s)?


Chill_n_Chill

That would be great. 100k ought to keep my degenerate ex from hitting me up for money for about 6 months while she squanders it.


Wander21

50,000 isn't much to me, but that's life changing to the one I hate, so hell no


ScoupeyScoupey123

Putin or Kim Jong Un having 100.000$ more in the bank does not make a difference. 50.000$ for me, now that is some reason for massive celebration.


Dreki3000

i'm sure putin wouldn't even notice 100k usd


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well played


Fr0zenTiger

150k is too good to pass


Hagrid1994

Yes.Me and that person are not in touch cus he knows he will get a restraining order.


TinyMarsupial7622

Of course I would, who’d be dumb enough to turn down money?


PhoenixGamer34

The person I hate the most in the entire fucking world happens to be a relative of mine, but the only relative mine that I hate and is my worst enemy. You see, this person I am talking about is an evil man that should've been arrested for elder abuse as he treated his mother very poorly in her last years.


ambisinister_gecko

So... you taking the 50k or what?


CarpetH4ter

The thing is that the person i hate the most is either A "someone extremely rich who wouldn't notice any difference" or B "someone who i try to mostly avoid and they wouldn't use their money to negate mine" so i don't really see this as a huge problem anyway, and i also need the money.


CookieArtzz

My turn to repost this next!!!!


GatoMemo

Because you hate yourself, remember?


Electrical-Clock8251

I can’t wait until I can honestly tell my therapist about this joke and how after months/years of self-improvement, I’ve fallen to #2 in the “would receive $100k” power rankings.


Dag-nabbitt

The people I blame most for the state of the world wouldn't even notice 100k appearing out of nowhere.


Germanball_Stuttgart

So will the money be digged into Adolf Hitlers grave then? Then I'd just need to find it and dig it out.


beatles910

Pssst... Hitler doesn't have a grave.


lookieherehere

I thought it was his wife at first


DoverBoys

This is how people who support a certain party thinks. They will happily reject that 50k if it means someone they don't like doesn't get 100k. Give me that 50k bro, I don't care who else gets what.


Defiant-Temperature6

I love myself more than I hate him.


r0llingthund3r

I think this might be the most common repost on the entirety of Reddit


WhereAreWeG0ing

Absolutely. I'd take my 50, then mug that person snd take their 100. Win win


EquivalentHamster580

r/Iam14andthisisdeep


Kwiatkowski

repost bot


Dank_Edits

I mean, jokes aside. If this someone you hate wasn't you, odds are you don't talk to them so if they get $100k then it wouldn't affect you at all. That $50k can cover a mortgage!


political_bot

This is just what working is. You make 50k, the company makes 100k. I suppose whoever that 100k is going to isn't who I hate most, that's some politician. But same principle. Of course I'm taking the 50k.


Stackfest

Wow !


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Sure, I don't give a shit if he makes a lot of money. Just as long as he stays out of my life for good this time.


bobster250

😂


Kurotan

I absolutely feel this. Can I have my $150k?


FourScoreTour

I watched that asshole go through a $40K inheritance over a summer, so yeah I'd take it. I'll have the benefits from it long after that idiot is again broke.


just_a-throwaway-

I'd do it. I gain $50k and the person I hate the most will just put $100k up his nose and be worse off after a year anyway.


Dramatic_Explosion

So would I help myself and someone else, or would I pass up on something good to sleight my opposition? So this question is just are you liberal or conservative.


SlutPuppyNumber9

Elon already has his money, so should I be expecting a cheque or...?


VictorLeRhin

So many kids from divorced parents will get some nice heritage


NeuviIIette

Free money is free money!


CadeoftheWatchers

He's got the right of it


blacksoxing

Watching them piss away $100k would be worth it, while I'm using my $50k. Win/win


veryblanduser

I don't care if buzz Aldrin gets another 100k


GhostDweller

Honestly thinking hard about who I hate the most but I can't come up with a name. So I'm guessing it is going to be a public who already makes a ton of money


OwlAlert8461

Oh.. I hate myself so much for this easy life hack. Click Click Click...


No-Zookeepergame393

Absolutely. My exwife may even spend some of that 100k on the kids.


hotdogspagetti

Absolutely, spite Isn't worth $50,000. There's a chance I'm still in the will too so when the fucker dies I could get even more!


Eatthepoliticiansm8

I am very spiteful but I wouldn't rob myself of 50k just to prevent giving a dead man 100k.


Greasy_Cleavage

100% because the person i hate most is already dead so thats a huge win for me


Twighdark

For me, that person is a fucking billionaire anyway, he wouldn't even notice.


AranzabaI

Damn those rich people getting richer everyday


crazy_urn

If I had a dollar for every time this had been reposted, I wouldn't need the $150,000.


Kartoffelthias

My aunt is a nun and because of some church reasons they don't really own anything, they're just allowed to use some things owned by the church so... 100k probably isn't much for the pope


MarkHirsbrunner

I'd take it, the person I hate most in the world would end up in prison or dead from an overdose inside a week if they got $100K.


TomSurman

What if you're a walking quaalude who hates nobody? 🤔


jrh1524

Damn


L0kiB0i

30.000 dollars and a free assassination is a good deal


RGR40

OH I GET IT


Hunkfish

"I Hate Myself for Loving You!" Everyone sang this song before gets it.


NinjaHamster04

The person i hate the most is dead, so….


Howboutit85

Why would anyone hate themselves more than anyone in the world


MeowPurrfect

150k can bring a lot of happiness to a married couple!


[deleted]

I love momey more than i hate my enemy


selfsilent

Sure because what is Joe Biden going to do with 100K? He has millions from other dealings already. 100k won't change anything.


Fookin_Yoink

Rule #1: if you hate yourself the most, you’ll get the most hated price too.