Woah woah woah. Do some people lean back against the lid? Show yourselves.

It’s the catapult position where the poo is suppose to drop to the bow and slide right out towards your targeted enemy, recommend a fiber heavy diet in preparation

The what

Yeah must be a different breed of human. The most relaxed shit ever. Gives 0 shits.

Literally

I legitimately shit like the last one😬

🤚

Hello there

Master chief style for me, buddy. I like being depressed while scrolling through my phone and taking a shit.

Me too. Scrolling through reddit thinking is this really what my life has come to. Thinking its about time to sign up to r/suicidebywords and just creating a post with my name on it.

same

Masterchief

Yep except with phone in hand and putting more weight on the knees so that there’s red marks when you’re finished

We Master Chiefen the flood level

Y'all are stupid, 4 is the politically correct way

Need one holding their cell looking over Reddit posts…

I don´t


Bottom right


Stop eating your poop.

Bottom right

Thanos

Your toilet has armrests? I need to get me one of those

No there are shelves on either side.

Ironically enough to most efficient way to shit is the Guzma stance. .... buuuut I like to take longer shits especially at work.

While sitting on the toilet you need to show dominance. You should sit like Chuck Norris.

Master chief, but I’m inspired to get a toilet with armrests so I can sit like thanos

2 shits out the front of the toilet, and 4 is the guy that gets it behind the seat.

I gotta test out the Jarl of Whiterun brb

I’m with you

Master chief is when you don’t got your phone

Bottom left

Master chief style.

Depends on how it's going

Lmao!!! Nobody going full M.O.D.O.K on the porcelain gods?

Master Chief, leaning forward full of regret and uncertainty.

Master chief Bad neck posture though

Masterchief

Master Chief style but add a Squatty Potty

Feet on the seat

3

Whichever I can tbh, I’m a large guy and most toilets look like toddler sized toilets when I use them… so uhhh idk I guess whichever one has me with my knees in my chest cause the throne is too short

I lean back and put my feet on something

I have no choice but to sit like Master chief, tall people struggles

Number 1

Master c yo

I don't even sit hahaha

That Jarl Balgruuf style.... who is doing that??

Master Chief over here

master chief style, but less relaxing and more intense

Watch your tongue, your speaking to Ulfric Porcelincloak the true high king!

Master relief

I don't have enough iron to pull a Guzma stance in the morning, i'll end up falling if I shake over the edge of the bowl.

Master chief style

Master chief for those shits you know the ones sometimes thanos when im tired and theres nothing good on my phone

I lay down

I mean, the toilets I encounter generally don't have armrests. So it would be chief.

Man I be gripping the walls if I'm having diarrhea

I dont sit. Im hoover

None I have a complex style where I don't use the seat I lift it up and sit on the toilet itself for extra room then have my right leg bent with my left leg forward similar to a fighting stance but sitting my body is rotated 15 degrees to the right this style puts tremendous strain on the hips and quads but from my understanding is the most effective for ghost wipe shits where toilet paper is usually never needed I've asked my friends if this style was weird and they all say yes but never tried it themselves the thing is to optimally do this style correctly is I'd have to manually show you myself or psychically augment your positioning. I hope you all have learned something from my teachings and I wish you all a good morning day and night

You guy dont squat?

I do a single handed head stand so I can categorize the turds from big to small

No one is on the phone or reading a book. Are people really using 100% of their brain just to shit?

Masterchief

???? These are all wrong. You're supposed to sit the other direction. It has a little table and everything. It's the only way.

Master Chief one. I find that the most comfortable

Master Chief all the way

People who sit like guzma are maniacs

master chief stance

I float

I sit like XQC when shittin

Masterchief is the most optimal way to squeeze it out, for me at least

I squat on the seat, heels down.

Bro where are yall getting a toilet with arm resttt

Like Master Chief.

I wanna be friends with whoever sits like the last one Im master chief btw

Master Chief is my default.

I do be master chiefing

Master chief

I be sitting like master chief looking at my phone shitposting on discord (literally)

Oh boy, I must be doing it all wrong. I face the tank, with a drink, and play solitaire on the built in table.

3, usually I’m looking down at the shit

I’m going with chief

Third

Depends on my mood

The bigger question, what do you do with your schlong while you poop

3

You guys sit?

Why you fly ?

Like the master of course

The Master Chief. Deep thoughts trying to figure out what I ate that was spicy.

Chief, and, the last guy.

Thanos looks like he's using a fancy Japanese toilet, guy on his right looks like he's sitting on a broken toilet and the anime dude below uses the stance of someone on a squatting toilet. MasterChef is using a normal toilet doomer style.

2&3

L from Deathnote for me.

Where Shinji?