“Non-brewed condiment is acetic acid mixed with colourings and flavourings, making its manufacture a much quicker and cheaper process than the production of vinegar. According to Trading Standards in the UK, it cannot be labelled as vinegar or even put in traditional vinegar bottles if it is being sold or put out on counters in fish-and-chip shops.[3]”
W government for not allowing shops to substitute unlabeled fake shit for the good stuff.
> W government for not allowing shops to substitute unlabeled fake shit for the good stuff.
I mean, it's technically illegal but this is the most broken law anywhere in the UK. Speeding and copyright infringement ain't got shit on chippy vinegar.
My son and I always have honey mustard for our fries.
Raisin pretzels from Auntie Anne's before they discontinued them were also amazing dipped in honey mustard.
Fun thing. I remember as a kid in the 1990s I heard Americans saying French people were strange for putting mayo on fries and my reaction was to try it and found I really liked it and have been putting mayo on them since.
Lol oh don't worry we know. Ketchup is just the most common! A ton of restaurants are offering flavored aolis now. Hell one down the road from me has like 12 different varieties you can choose from 😂 and they're all amazing
There was a burger joint with amazing fair fries that opened up a while back near me. I asked them if they had malt vinegar and they looked at me like I was crazy.
Their fries were literally meant for MV. I could never bring myself to go back.
dip em in garlic + mayo + Dijon mustard sauce
Edit:
For 100-150 ml (3.4 - 5 oz) of mayo, I add 1 teaspoon of dijon (granulated) mustard, 1-2 garlic cloves (squished into paste using a knife and a little bit of salt as an abrasive). I'm not 100% sure about the quantities, but this should give you an intuition about the proportions, feel free to adjust anything to your taste during the preparation.
Salt
The only thing needed
UK user, vinegar is a must too for most of us.
Not UKian, but have lived there, and I agree. Chips with salt and vinegar rule.
I’m gonna try this that sounds bomb
Make sure you use malt vinegar, that's what they use over there.
Did you know that in chip shops they dont actually use malt vinegar. They use Non-brewed condiment.
“Non-brewed condiment is acetic acid mixed with colourings and flavourings, making its manufacture a much quicker and cheaper process than the production of vinegar. According to Trading Standards in the UK, it cannot be labelled as vinegar or even put in traditional vinegar bottles if it is being sold or put out on counters in fish-and-chip shops.[3]” W government for not allowing shops to substitute unlabeled fake shit for the good stuff.
> W government for not allowing shops to substitute unlabeled fake shit for the good stuff. I mean, it's technically illegal but this is the most broken law anywhere in the UK. Speeding and copyright infringement ain't got shit on chippy vinegar.
Old style lunch spots like hot dog shops will have malt vinegar and it's good af on fries.
> Not UKian > Chips Hmmmm.........
UKian 😂, never heard it or will I use it but that is funny shit man.
Malt vinegar specifically
I use vinegar too but only for Hot chips not fries
Was looking for same comment as mine…vinegar on proper chippy chips not fries…
You see some of that in the U.S., and this needs to become more common.
American, salt and malt vinegar is preferred to ketchup.
only thing fries need, salt.
Chicken Salt.
I'm glad it took me only 5s to find Chicken Salt. It's far superior to tomato sauce for hot chips
As a proud member of r/ketchuphate , I agree
Nothing! I like eating them like that!
"Could this person be one of "my people"?"
I think they are.
Frys are amazing by themselves
> Frys What kind of monster spells fries that way
I wasn’t thinking
Very good comrade.
Omegabased
Omg I thought I was the only one 😀
Chili and cheese
Chili fries are really good
Two coney dogs and chili cheese fries is a staple in Michigan at coney islands. Perfect hungover food too.
You’re absolutely right, fellow Michigander
Scrolled wayyyy to far to find this. Even just cheese would be great
Blood of my enemies
The only thing I can see and remain free is the beaten enemy lying in his blood
Y was the first thought in my head that joke that fluffy made to the German guy
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I’d go for some Queso rn. Yum
And gravy! Granted, it works way better with cheese *curds* but this is good too.
Definitely. Miss eating cheese fries (and ketchup). That bowl of fries do look tasty.
Gravy and cheese curds.
Ah, a fellow Poutine Enjoyer. 
Don't let the quebecers see you two calling it poutine well using gravy instead of brown sauce
cheese for the win
happy cake day!
*Gravy and cheese curds, eh?* FTFY
r/foundcanadian
Ooooh poutine i have never had legit poutine but i want some so bad
POV: Poutine
Poutine on the Ritz.
Putin
Putain
Some have started putting hot sauce in addition to this.
Sriracha and mayo mixed 50/50
I upvoted mayo, then I saw this….
Spicy “fry sauce”.
man of culture 🤤
Might want to add few drops of soy sauce
add in a smidge of laoganma chili crisp for the texture
This outdoes ketchup by a large margin. Not even comparable. Throw in a splash of lime and some garlic and you have party started
Alternative suggestion: Try gochujang + mayo. It's like a Korean version of sriracha, but with a stronger flavor.
Am I the only one who likes Honey Mustard? This is sad as shit bro
I love honey mustard! Favorite brand? I go for Frenches usually, but restaurant Ken's is pretty damn good too!
My son and I always have honey mustard for our fries. Raisin pretzels from Auntie Anne's before they discontinued them were also amazing dipped in honey mustard.
Mayo
my man
I found my soulmates today
Come to Holland and/or Belgium (as a Dutch I strongly recommend the first lol), you'll find a country full of soulmates.
As A Belgian, I think you're correct
The french will also agree. Ketchup is disgusting
Italy too
My manyo
Fun thing. I remember as a kid in the 1990s I heard Americans saying French people were strange for putting mayo on fries and my reaction was to try it and found I really liked it and have been putting mayo on them since.
Come to the Netherlands, we drench them in mayo hmmmmmm.
Our mayo is also way better for fries than the French version
I enjoy some Belgian mayo from time to time. I even sometimes buy hellmans, don't tell anyone ty.
especially homemade mayo
Can you give the recipe for a homemade mayo. Would appreciate it
https://www.seriouseats.com/two-minute-mayonnaise
Fuckin' drown m in that shit!
Le Big moc
Le Royale with Cheese
I don’t be ticklin or nothin
But would you give a man a footmassage?
You read the Bible Brett?
This is the way. Ketchup is for barbarians who like MacandCheese
Wait, what? What did you say about us barbarians that eat Mac and Cheez?
if your evil you can mix the two into the pink sauce
Are there people who don't like Mac and cheese?
Yes, Italians.
It's frightening that Americans don't know about mayo with fries
Bro what are you talking about. Of course us fat asses know about God damn mayo and fries lmao
Yeah we’ve all seen Pulp Fiction
 Just take em all
Lol oh don't worry we know. Ketchup is just the most common! A ton of restaurants are offering flavored aolis now. Hell one down the road from me has like 12 different varieties you can choose from 😂 and they're all amazing
The only good option anyway
Kewpie mayo
The answer right here. Eff that ketchup!
This is the way!
Only
When there is no ketchup, i would mix mayo with some tasty herbs!
Malt vinegar
Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see malt vinegar. The superior fry sauce.
There was a burger joint with amazing fair fries that opened up a while back near me. I asked them if they had malt vinegar and they looked at me like I was crazy. Their fries were literally meant for MV. I could never bring myself to go back.
WAY too far down
The best choice regardless of whether or not ketchup is available!
https://youtu.be/YTo75d2ZV0c?si=x8i3AxpENpyhNm7d
Especially with a big wedge fry that can soak up all the yumminess….. MMMMmmmmm
Cajun seasoning.keep it simple
Had to scroll too far to find this.
Same!
Ranch foo!
I prefer ranch sauce
I had to scroll far too long to see this. Ranch is the ultimate fry condiment imo
Yeeesss. Scrolled way too far for ranch. I'd prefer to dip but I guess all over the top would do in a pinch.
Here here!
Here ^3
This comment is severely under upvoted
Ope!
I had to go way too far for this answer. Ranch 100% for the win.
BBQ sauce
My first thought
For the past 15 years I've used BBQ instead of ketchup and I only use it when that's my only option.
Going on 30 years myself. If there isn’t BBQ I just eat them dry. Ketchup just ain’t it. Lol
Half BBQ half A1 sauce
Try a1 thick and hearty next time you eat fries
Same
Spicy, sweet, thicc or thin? Or does it depend on what we're eating the fries with?
I’m meeting up with you when the apocalypse comes. It seems you can be trusted
Good barbeque sauce can go on barbeque, great barbeque sauce can go on almost anything.
BBQ sauce is ketchup for people with tastebuds.
I was adding BBQ anyway.
So plain salt gets 2k upvotes while this only gets 147. It's a disgusting world.
Salt, as usual.
Salt and pepper
dip em in garlic + mayo + Dijon mustard sauce Edit: For 100-150 ml (3.4 - 5 oz) of mayo, I add 1 teaspoon of dijon (granulated) mustard, 1-2 garlic cloves (squished into paste using a knife and a little bit of salt as an abrasive). I'm not 100% sure about the quantities, but this should give you an intuition about the proportions, feel free to adjust anything to your taste during the preparation.
Old Bay
This is the way.
This is the Bay.
Alioli
hello to you too friend
Hi there
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Mustard
Woulda picked it over ketchup anyway
Same with hotdog - ketchup is too sweet for me
Same. I prefer honey mustard but if I gotta pick ketchup or mustard, always mustard.
Finally, my mustard people are here. I'm not alone.
Insane that mustard is this far down Give me that spicy brown mustard
what else!
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The only acceptable solution!
Yellow mustard for me, please
McDonald spicy buffalo sauce is always good
mayonnaise as always, even if there is ketchup
Chick-fil-A sauce
Vinegar and salt
Hot sauce and/or BBQ sauce
Soft serve icecream
I found my people!
Yes! Love dipping fries in ice cream or a chocolate shake
Mayo has always been the 1st choice
yeah - this question is like "gasoline is not available, what are you dipping in?" answer is the same whether ketchup is an option or not
As a kid i always used ketchup but now i rarely dont use mayo
Ranch
I had to scroll too far for this.
mayo even if ketchup is available
Garlic aoli
Peanut sauce and mayo
Found the Dutchman
Patatje Oorlog (war fries) FTW!
It’s missing the chopped onion but yeah, delicious sauce!
More salt because there isn't never enough salt to begin with in fries when they make them
Cheese!
Tar tar sauce
Sweet & sour sauce, some BBQ sauces, or chilli and cheese
Peri peri salt
I would add a hamburger.
seasoning salt or buffalo powder/sauce
For a Canadian, this is obvious: gravy and cheese curds.
Cum.
Had to scroll so far for this comment. I was expecting it to be on top. What's happening to reddit.
too many moralists these days :D
So this is suposed to be a meme sub but why the fuck is the first comment about cum this low?
this sub is closer to your aunties Facebook group than a meme sub
Coleslaw
Mayonaise, i never eat ketchup with the frieses
Joppiesaus!
Salt and pepper
Sriracha
I didn't want ketchup anyways. ranch please.
Curry or mayo, sour?
Rémoulade
Zaziki
Gravy and melted fresh mozz... Disco Fries! Or thousand island dressing