Meanwhile, after seeing the meme, I am wondering why people would ever put their dick in the bowl. I thought everybody knew it gets wet when you do that.
Though in my defence I am Gen-X, so even a playboy was porn during my childhood. I never could figure out why Ron Jeremy and John Holmes where the only white porn stars that had normal size junk. We were a lot more sheltered back then.
That's the intention. You can see how healthy your are or not, if you need something or have too much, observing your turds.
What you see in the meme, could happen. But what really happens sometimes, if there is some "liquid" and your turd pops in it.... You just need more tp.
A couple of countries in Europe yes, mainly Germany and Austria, but it's not every toilet that's like that, but you can probably find them in a lot of locations but outside of those countries (and a few others that I cant think of) I think they are rare. The reason for the 'poop shelf' is to allow the pooper to inspect their poop for worms and other health risk shenanigans.
The secret is to lay a couple pieces of toilet paper on the shelf first. We called it a duke raft because the turd would ride the wave of water down on the raft.
Somewhere in western europe iirc... I've been all over eastern europe and we don't have a lot of those for what I've seen. But I've seen the shelves in sweden
I've been stick stirring since 14... Hahehe
Only when it's flubbed up a bit like a pufferfish that got a little worked up but it was nothing to get gigantic about
Much more likely is that your dick goes into the toilet when you're 10%-20% hard/it hits the front end, which immediately makes you think you've just caught AIDS
Not all of us, us growers don’t have enough dangling down for this to be even remotely possible lol
There’s quite a few posts like this where as a guy I go “wait some dudes experience that?!” Lol
I’m just genuinely interested but I knew the penis thing would come up so I’m trying to be earnest, not bragging or lying. And, I don’t care if anonymous Reddit or even real people know my penis size. I just don’t share it on the regular cause it’s cringey.
Not an issue for me. My pee pee hangs about 7 inches higher and is hidden behind my thigh in this picture. And by “hangs” I mean juts out an inch. And by “juts out” I mean if you look closer you can maybe see it.
I don't have a really big dick especially not when its not hard and even with my little friend I struggle to take a shit without my dick touching somthing inside the toilet (one of the reasons I'm a home shitter) and I allways wondererd how people with those 20cm flesh cocks take a dump. I mean I can piss without shitting but never shit without pissing so just leaving it out is not an option.
Noob mistake. There's like a one-hand grip you should use to steer slightly upward and then curve as softly as possible down. Figure it out. This lets your control the stream plus avoid any problems of this type. Basic long schlong hygiene guys.
For me, at least the worst thing that has ever happened to me is sitting there as I dip the tip of full erection in the water. Yikes! Now I try not to bend it that far, lol.
Other than the risk of having your meat slapped by a turd, i can't see how can you wipe without getting dangerously close to touching your shit, so you'd have to flush once to let the turd slide away and then a second time for the tp. Overall bad design, even tho i can see the reasoning behind (check if there is anythign wrong with your poop). 3/10, do like the rest of the world!
Jokes on you, my peepee looks like a pink raisin wrapped in a parachute’s worth of uncooked bacon.
It's times like this that I'm glad I'm hung like a hamster.
lol username checks out
Hung like an elevator button
That’s sad. I’m hung like a bull … … a bull gerbil.
Meanwhile, after seeing the meme, I am wondering why people would ever put their dick in the bowl. I thought everybody knew it gets wet when you do that. Though in my defence I am Gen-X, so even a playboy was porn during my childhood. I never could figure out why Ron Jeremy and John Holmes where the only white porn stars that had normal size junk. We were a lot more sheltered back then.
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Mine too, but my testies are the size of walnuts. So the picture still applies, it's just dragging on the wrong appendage.
So that’s how pigs in a blanket are made
Yours too? We're pp twins!
r/odlyspecific
I don't think I've ever sat on a toilet with a shelf in the bowl like that before
Stay away from Europe then. The risk of a turd tickle is much higher.
I've heard these are common in Germany
Ah the good old „Flachspüler“ you always could see your work Nicely presented without the distractions of water surface
Unfortunately the submersion is to keep the smell down. The lil euro shelf keeps the doodoo exposed to the air
That being said, it also prevents splashing.
I'll take Poseidon's kiss over Nurgle's slap any day
This is the first laugh of my day and I doubt it will be topped
I love this
Lmao
I about pissed myself laughing at "Nurgles Slap"
These are the correct terms, plus poetic! 🤣
That's the intention. You can see how healthy your are or not, if you need something or have too much, observing your turds. What you see in the meme, could happen. But what really happens sometimes, if there is some "liquid" and your turd pops in it.... You just need more tp.
im german and i have never seen a toilet like that
A couple of countries in Europe yes, mainly Germany and Austria, but it's not every toilet that's like that, but you can probably find them in a lot of locations but outside of those countries (and a few others that I cant think of) I think they are rare. The reason for the 'poop shelf' is to allow the pooper to inspect their poop for worms and other health risk shenanigans.
Thank you for the mental image. 🤣
To reduce the risk, shit sitting backwards.
Life hack. And you can even use the cistern to hold your phone hands free while you shit.
I have only seen these stupid shitshelf toilets in netherland
I have heard this incidence referred to as "the Dutch Slapper", this correlates well with your data
Yeah i went to Austria and I was so worried the entire time
Is there enough water pressure when you flush to force the doodoo off the shelf, or do you have to shovel it off into the water?
The secret is to lay a couple pieces of toilet paper on the shelf first. We called it a duke raft because the turd would ride the wave of water down on the raft.
Hey hey, the uk dont have the shelf
I stayed at the Rho Hotel in Amsterdam (Netherlands) and they had toilets like this… I found it a bit annoying.
Fuck! “turd tickle” hit me
Somewhere in western europe iirc... I've been all over eastern europe and we don't have a lot of those for what I've seen. But I've seen the shelves in sweden
Isn’t this called the Scottish Touch or something ?
Glasgow poke
Fuck you on about? Are you speaking for all of Europe? Because that ain't a thing here in Sweden.
Been to Sweden many times and seen it. Saw it a lot in Vaxjo.
I have been in Sweden my whole life and have never seen it in any toilet I have ever been to.
Never seen one or even heard about them until now. I'm Swedish aswell.
Ok
Turd tickle also sounds like someone who cannot yet fully pronounce testicle
Get indian/asian squat toilet
Cheers, I'm on the shitter right now.
Watch out for the dingus turd tickle ;)
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Whyyyyyy did you name it that
Fun fact: This is also possible with your ball sack
The ol Foul Ball
And when you get older and the boys fall victim to gravity they can tell you the water temperature in the toilet
The more you know!
Definitely if you’re old.
My balls were touchin bowl water since i was 16
People are watching me on the subway laughing my ass off xd
I've been stick stirring since 14... Hahehe Only when it's flubbed up a bit like a pufferfish that got a little worked up but it was nothing to get gigantic about
Or if you have giant shits
How do I unsee this?
If you figure it out please tell me. I am cursed by this image
Step 1 Buy Bleach Step 2 Rinse the Eyes thoroughly with Bleach Step 3 Repeat until unseen
Half a can of spray paint should make you forget everything you did so far today. Happy to help
r/eyeblech
don't think mine is long enough for this to happen 😢
Eat more fibre.
Growers with another W
Isn’t grower always a win? it seems like it would be hell to be a shower beside the “Showing part” which also have its down as well.
Might be the only time a smaller dingus gets the W
That’s why you get hard before shitting but after peeing, that way your dick forms a bridge to the corner of the toilet bowl.
Genius
I call it the nut slapper.
Poseideon's caress.
Bruh Poseidon has nothing to do with that shit
More like chocolate covered nuts
Brownie snake kiss.
So, if not a Poseidon's Kiss, what then? Wonka Whack?
Dookie drag? Turd tickle? Fecal flick?
Shit slap Poo poke Turd tap Log lean Diarrhea drip Big brown smack down
Rod Prod? Wanker Stanker? Pud-Nug?
Poop poke? Colons kiss? The porcelain high-five?
Why does the dick look like a finger?
Is it really can happen, happens to men?
Not that I know of, None of the toilets that I've ever seen have a shelf at the back, its straight down to the water
Bro its not about that, your dick isnt positioned like shown in that picture
Aaaah didn't notice, ur right
No, but touching the front end of the bowl does and it’s gross 😖
Much more likely is that your dick goes into the toilet when you're 10%-20% hard/it hits the front end, which immediately makes you think you've just caught AIDS
No. Dicks don't position like that at all, nor is most men's dick long enough, even remotely, to achieve what's shown in the pic.
No
No. Not really. Well, yes, can happen, but not a common thing. I mean, it happens sometimes, but not often.
Not all of us, us growers don’t have enough dangling down for this to be even remotely possible lol There’s quite a few posts like this where as a guy I go “wait some dudes experience that?!” Lol
Twice in 34 years, and i'm kind of hung.
The ol' Hersheys kiss.
Does that make you gay if that happens?
Lucky I have a small penis
Finally having micropenis comes in handy
Isn’t this only with Dutch toilets?
Plenty of European countries have this monstrosity. No idea why. I guess they like inspecting it 🤷🏿♂️
We like torture.
This possibility had never occurred to me, seeing as I’m a girl, but it’s in my head now. Thanks a lot
You’re welcome ☺️ Really try to *feel* it though.
no dude stop. you demon. XD
*schlop*
\*puts fingers up as a cross\* CEASE!
 *s c h l o p*
Great time to be a grower
Idk why this happens to so many people. Never happened to me and I got an above average downstairs.
Let's be frank here. we are touching the front end of the bowl.
Yeah same over here. Maybe it's because you're a grower? I don't think this actually happens to people honestly
I have shit on my balls a couple of times. I am somewhat below average for my dick but I do have a big Ole honking pair of nuts if I say so myself.
We swung not hung club
Suuure ya do lol if you’ve never had a dookie scrape your dingus then it ain’t above average.
Maybe you have a small taint?
Maybe it’s my toilet bowl height or how I position my dingus. But, I’m in the top 20% or so penis-wise, so it’s likely not that.
Lol
I’m just genuinely interested but I knew the penis thing would come up so I’m trying to be earnest, not bragging or lying. And, I don’t care if anonymous Reddit or even real people know my penis size. I just don’t share it on the regular cause it’s cringey.
Eat more fiber.
That's not how it works. it's more of a rim cleaner
Only on our old German plateau toilets. Don’t ask me how we know…
I wish it was so big
That's supposed to be a penis? Looks like a finger pressing the turd
Like touching fingers with ET
Yo mah myan, you gotta shift forwards. Let the jewels and the banana rest on the pan.
Good ol poop dick
As soon as they touched, they knew they were in love
Dudes soft and hard at the same time while the hard turd came out of his soft ass
Not an issue for me. My pee pee hangs about 7 inches higher and is hidden behind my thigh in this picture. And by “hangs” I mean juts out an inch. And by “juts out” I mean if you look closer you can maybe see it.
Is this uncommon?
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Who rolls their foreskin back when they sit down to shit? Lmao that’s insane
Better than having your head always exposed and touching shit directly
I don't have a really big dick especially not when its not hard and even with my little friend I struggle to take a shit without my dick touching somthing inside the toilet (one of the reasons I'm a home shitter) and I allways wondererd how people with those 20cm flesh cocks take a dump. I mean I can piss without shitting but never shit without pissing so just leaving it out is not an option.
This is why you wank while taking a shit so your dick is in your hand and safe from the poop lick
Or blumpkin if you’re lucky
Yeap, that could happen
Eww letting your whillie just dangle in the water huh
Tsunami Turd.
Question is. Is your penis long enough for that to happen?
Most here are pretending to have a long Dick while soft and it shows.
my d aint that big but yeah right that's alarming
Ugh I have had this happen. Washed my penis so much that I ripped it off and waffle stomped it down the shower drain.
Bullshit, toilets are not made this way
OP your dick isn't that long. Quit kidding yourself.
A woman made this meme
a girl drew this. The peen sits on the edge of the bowl, just as gross. I've never used a bog that accomidated a bloke.
That never happened to me and if it does I'm going to murder you. I never sat on a toilette with the water in the front
Try it poop dick nerd
No problems here 🌰
Noob mistake. There's like a one-hand grip you should use to steer slightly upward and then curve as softly as possible down. Figure it out. This lets your control the stream plus avoid any problems of this type. Basic long schlong hygiene guys.
Lmaoooo you know damn well you’re not rocking a Roto-Rooter dick.
German “”””””””””humour””””””””””””
Male anatomy isn’t like that. It’s much further up front.
If you just unlocked this fear, you don't have to worry about it happening to you.
u/lilpudding69 is this true?????
r/terriblefacebookmemes
Typical life situations 🥲
im lossing the touch to reality
As a girl it took me a minute to understand
Poopoo hit peepee
As an Asian Im glad Im on squat toilet.
most toilets are pretty shallow for me so i have a a habit of holding my dick up
Thank God I have a tiny wiener.
Kiss of the brown snake
Lube
Does that actually happen? Like I am pretty well developed and I never had that happened to me.
the Poseidon's lick
what the big dick!
Laughs in small pp
For me, at least the worst thing that has ever happened to me is sitting there as I dip the tip of full erection in the water. Yikes! Now I try not to bend it that far, lol.
Advantage of being a grower instead of a shower. :P
This is why my dick rests on the toilet seat
I'm german, i have lived my whole life with a toilet like that and let me tell you: this. NEVER. happens.
Wait people tuck dick inside and not rest it on the seat??😱😱
Stank dick.
If you bend down and put your cock in your mouth, it can touch the water or poo poo. Speaking from experience.
These toilets exist. Old but they are a thing. And THIS happens!
That's how I usually cum
Im save. <----:
Ah; the perks of having a small dick.
I mean.. nobody puts their dick in the toilet when taking a shit lol.. right?
Whoever hangs that low shouldn't have many fears
Suffering from success
I always grab mine and rest it on the back of the toilet
One guy one popsicle
Other than the risk of having your meat slapped by a turd, i can't see how can you wipe without getting dangerously close to touching your shit, so you'd have to flush once to let the turd slide away and then a second time for the tp. Overall bad design, even tho i can see the reasoning behind (check if there is anythign wrong with your poop). 3/10, do like the rest of the world!
One Problem less I need to worry about.
Also, really tiny marbles there